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Discussion in 'Tumblr (◡‿◡✿)' started by Meowthkip, Aug 15, 2017.

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  1. Copypasta from the random tumblr posts thread

    Tl;dr
    - if you fantasise about men who aren't real, you're a lesbian
    - if you like a guy who can't like you back, you're a lesbian
    - if you fetishise fake f/f relationships, you're a lesbian
    - if you get crushes that you don't want to be actual relationships, you're a lesbian
    - if you're favourite character in a show is "gay" or "butch" coded, you're a lesbian

    Plus thrilling information on how to coach yourself to be a lesbian!
     
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  2. Now even you can be a tool that does nothing but flaunt their sexuality around pretending that people give a shit!
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  3. I used to think lesbians were just girls that like other girls, but now thanks to Tumblr I know a lesbian is a guy with autogynephilia, yaoi fangirls who think being gay is kawaii, or rad-fems who consider attraction to men oppression somehow. Above all, Tumblr has taught me that sexuality is a choice.
     
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  4. Well, after all, Red Bull is disgusting and tastes like oblivion.

    (Red vs. Blue, how I love thee.)
     
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  5. Translation: "You're a lesbian because *I* say so! Not you! I know your sexuality better than YOU do, so stop fucking these icky men and start doing what *I* tell you!"

    The OP is 18, which makes this shit even more ridiculous. Who the fuck made this creepy brat an "authority" on lesbianism?! Especially when many of her "bullet points" on lesbianism sound like TEXTBOOK LESBOPHOBIC ARGUMENTS?

    Ugh, fuck off.
     
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    #225 WatchingAllOfYou, Sep 17, 2017 at 6:45 PM
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  6. "- You dislike being attracted to men
    - You don't want to date men, but feel you have to"

    I-it's not like I want to date men or anything! Baka!
     
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  7. "You dislike being attracted to men"
    That doesn't change that you're attracted to them though. So, you're either a filthy straight or a filthy bisexual.

    " You don't want to date men, but feel you have to"
    This is something I can see a gay woman just discovering her sexuality in a homophobic environment actually experiencing. I'll give you this one.
     
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  8. "You dislike being attracted to men"

    So "self-loathing" gay men are actually straight? Because that's what I'm taking away from this line of reasoning.
     
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  9. This only applies to girls, obviously.

    Imagine if this list were to be the exact same with the genders flipped, though, and how people would react to that.
     
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