Plagued Nice Guys -


I Holy Sandstorm'd once, IT WAS AWESOME.
Looks like the Hatred dude but even more pathetic.
"My name is Not Inarelationship".
Worst shooter ever. I got the shotgun at the start and the second I fired it his shoulder dislocated, he just laid on the ground until the cops showed up, and then the ending credits played! 0/10 for fun but 10/10 on the dislocation animation and sobbing.

Lucifer's Rectum

Rapidly deteriorating mental state
Today a friend of mine encountered a guy who's exhibiting a few early niceguy traits. For some context, this girl is one of my personal lolcows. She defines herself as polyamorous in an open relationship, and uses it as an excuse to hook up with guys once a week while she's still in a relationship. The sheer volume of stories I could tell about this girl is astounding.

Basically, he started to sperg about ownership, which is creepy in and of itself. Then she started to sperg about how wrong he is, and it just goes to shit from there.
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Fun Fact Granny Smith
@Lucifer's Rectum , you should come share those stories over at the r/polyamory thread. (I think you can post non-reddit stories there, anyhow.)

If browbeating ordinary guys into considering her a valid option and then following up with "but there's nothing wrong with managomy I guess if you're that insecure" is normal for her, she must be a real prize.

(Also, lol "managomy".)

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