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Eshettar

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Is this the untold prequel to the infamous Denko Saga which I see before me?

I ask because of the stupid hamster face which rears its head as Guitar Hero tries to argue that the girls should be throwing themselves at him but instead proves that no-one will ever love him as much as he loves himself. Why waste so much time on an online dating site when clearly the solution to his troubles is a mirror, a jar of hand cream and remembering to fasten the lock on the basement door before he gets cracking?
 

DrJonesHat

A dashing and sophisticated young man
True & Honest Fan
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But they'd be far more eloquent about their emotional blackmail.
 

Lucifer's Rectum

Rapidly deteriorating mental state
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This may have been asked already, but why do they always type out stuttering like that? Do they think girls always like awkward nervous guys just like on TV? 🤔
Generally it's cause they're weeaboo trash and can't differentiate cartoons from reality. The stuttering loser in their anime gets the girl that's way outta his league, so they all think that if they do that the same will happen to them.
 

Truthboi

Prince of filthy weeaboos
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Generally it's cause they're weeaboo trash and can't differentiate cartoons from reality. The stuttering loser in their anime gets the girl that's way outta his league, so they all think that if they do that the same will happen to them.
Another major difference is usually the stuttering loser is a good person unlike the trash that try to imitate them.
 

scorptatious

from an officially dead franchise
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Another major difference is usually the stuttering loser is a good person unlike the trash that try to imitate them.
Wonder if there's an anime where the guy actually has to man up and overcome his flaws rather than just get the girl because he's the main character?

These guys would probably hate that a lot.
 

Eshettar

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Know what's hilarious to me?

How this guy came right out and said that he was only ever interested in buying his way into this girl's pants. And when she rightly responded by laughing in his face, he called her a bitch who has no respect for anyone. Coming from a man whose sense of entitlement is so monstrous he truly believes that paying for his date's drink means she's honor bound to be his sex slave for the night, I say she should take it as a compliment of the highest order.
 

Ali della Fenice

fantasma diabolico
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"Me so smart. I'm gonna pay gas, toll and drinks only to bust a nut."

Well, if he actually was smart, he would've just jerked off, rented an hooker or met up with someone who lived closer to him.
He took a gamble and it didnt pay off for him and now he is acting like a salty bitch.
Smart people know how to take an L and move on to the next thing as soon as possible, unlike him.
 

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