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Discussion in 'Community Watch' started by Cosmos, Sep 23, 2015.
Me. Here's some nice slogans they suggested for their tenth anniversary march earlier this week:
I love these because they sound like a parody and it's all real. What a time to be alive.
Out of all of those, this one has to be the most ridiculous and lulzy.
> "Public displays of affection are acts of terrorism. We are carrying out a War on Terror!"
Thanks for translating, Alberto, you made my night.
Then go out and fucking enjoy your unmarried freedom with that no kids-no wife-totally expendable income, you chodes.
I've read that the less optimistic models predict Japan's population will decrease by 30% over the next 50 years.
I can't imagine what would lead to such a crash.
I once saw a projection that at current population "growth" rates, Japan will have a population of 15,000,000 by 2200. It's currently 127,000,000. Shit's fucked, but I imagine there will be a cultural shift at some point that will remedy the problem. Or maybe not!
gotta keep that abysmal birth rate somehow
Amazingly, calling public affection terrorism is not going to get you any boyfriend free girls. It's a self fulfilling prophecy.
If cows understood that insulting and belittling people doesn't endear them to your cause, then they wouldn't be cows.
Two days late, but here are some Valentines for m'lady.
Sam is currently in a burn center receiving treatment for that sick burn.
Yeah, woman want love.
Not an occasional "hi" on Facebook and 600 messages after that whining about not getting laid.
I just took a shower. WHERE IS MY DULY DESERVED SEX HOLE
Well, I just showered, AND called my Grandma, AND have NEVER been ARRESTED! Where's my goddamn harem?
When I encounter them, I just love reminding them that even Chris Brown gets more ass than them...
Hey I just met you
And this is crazy
But suck me maybe
-Really not a way to get any decent chicks, m'bros.
Amy has been on point for years, but I had never seen this sick burn before. Nice.
Funny thing is he says he wants women to be honest but the moment one flatout tells him he's not her type... he's going to chimp and cry and probably stalk her on the interbutts. Yknow, like a true and honest ladies man.
I remember a brother of mine describing a crime from some forensics shows. There was a socially awkward guy in a small town, whom the townsfolks knew he was "weird". The guy did manage to get a girlfriend, but he was very controlling and paranoid, he would beat her at times if she remotely went up to a guy.
One day, she decided to met up with an actually nice guy. He wasn't pleased with that; so he decided to kidnap her and take her elsewhere with him. As he tried putting duck tape on her mouth with haste, little did he know that her nasal passage was covered. He inadvertently killed her with suffocation. Eventually the heat caught up to him.
Same way they say women shouldn't "lead a guy on" but, if she says "Sorry, not interested" she's not giving you a fair chance......
Well, I just shaved my pedofork stache! Where's my heartsweet?
Basically fake "nice guys" are kind of like sexually-repressed Catholic priests trying to convince everyone that they're a man of God.
If a person tries too hard to seem "nice and harmless", then it's a sign they have something to hide, and women are better at picking up at this than the average man, so basically these exceptional individuals are just angry at women that they didn't fall for their cheesy, infomercial pitchman-type shtick.
A decent-looking hooker costs about $250/hr. These guys don't want a real relationship because that would involve listening to the other person and considering their needs. What they want is someone who will listen to them whine about how unfair the world is and then fuck them and go away. Escorts do that as part of their job. If a Nice Guy has the money, most would be amenable to a Sugar Daddy/Sugar Baby relationship and let the guy call her his girlfriend. Because without a massive shift in outlook and behavior, that is the best they're going to get. Might as well face reality.
Taking a shower and being a decent human being is hard work guys. Like wearing decent clothes is just such a stupid requirement. I love my cheeto stained COD shirt. Why won't women accept that?
But seriously.....Why would a woman date someone she has nothing in common with just because he's a gentleman?