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Lovequest Night Star delivers Christine's side of the storyExclusive interview

Discussion in 'Christian Weston Chandler' started by Marvin, Aug 7, 2017.

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  1. Heh, so, I messaged Night Star, the recent I HAVE AUTISM PLEASE LAUGH AT ME twitter account that communicates in a suspiciously familiar manner.

    See, I was convinced that Night Star was secretly Christine, so I became determined to find proof of my theory. I messaged Night Star on twitter and presented my argument. I pointed out how their writing and Chris' were eerily similar, to the point where it's almost statistically impossible they're not the same person.

    But the mystery wouldn't be that easy to solve. Christine, if she really is Night Star, is more wily than I could've predicted.

    After some verbal sparring, they managed to persuade me that they're not actually Chris. Or if they are, I'll never be the one to unmask them.

    Dejected, I gave up on my mission.

    Fast forward to today, Night Star messages me again. Amazingly, they went to talk to Christine, and they got Christine's side of the story. Night Star shared screencaps of their convo with me.

    (Like, all kidding aside, this is indeed what happened. These screencaps are from the Night Star twitter account. I don't know if they're legit, but here you go.)

    ns_001.jpg ns_002.jpg ns_003.jpg ns_004.jpg ns_005.jpg ns_006.jpg ns_007.jpg ns_008.jpg ns_009.jpg

    Edit:

    @legendaryskittle established that the email being used is most likely Chris' old volcanoinsuranceidiot email address, thus confirming this is indeed Chris' account:
    Double edit:
    Here's the background to Night Star dropping these screencaps.
     
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    #1 Marvin, Aug 7, 2017
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  2. how can I trust you after you told me Chris didn't believe in a Roger-Rabbit cartoon alternate dimension! You sir are most uncouth and a cad. But I will forgive you because like Doopie you are hot, no I mean, you have done more "good in the past".

    Also hella lol, he 'was going to pledge $50 to Cole' and found that Cole somehow banned him from pledging, hilarious.

    Other things of note is that if he's not skimming the forums he still has people sending him choice snippets, at least there's confirmation of that.

    Also suuuure this person isn't Chris. Suuuure.
     
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    #2 Ron_Swanson, Aug 7, 2017
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  3. I'm just amazed Chris remembers who I am.
     
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  4. The uptick in people reaching out to chris and getting involved with him is making me cringe the fuck out.
     
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  5. In one line he talks about Doopie as if they had been friends. Fucking christ. He's never going to get it.
     
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  6. You are definitely one of those trolls! :mad:;):P
     
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  7. "Night Star" called Chris "cutie" :cryblood:

    I know he wants to fuck Barb, but self-incest is on a whole new level of creepy.
     
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    #7 NotAKitty, Aug 7, 2017
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  8. I mean, the big giveaway that Night Star is Chris is that no one has ever called Chris "cutie."

    Speaking personally, I'm hoping for the next saga to begin when Chris forgets that Night Star is his alt account and attempts to hit on himself.
     
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  9. Whether it's Chris or not, tbh I think he will just go and fucking fap hisself all day long.
     
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  10. Having created an account purely to praise himself and take his own side, I'd say he's already doing that.
     
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  11. So does he still consider Doopie a friend or a troll? I sort of felt like Night Star at the end was trying to project the '"troll" image onto her to have Chris agree.
     
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  12. So he did think the leaks were the work of some dirty troll! Who would've thought?

    Also, the Night Star shtick does have some potential to become a new saga, but I can't be too sure of that.

    Maybe Chris got so fed up that Doopie left that he decided to make a sweetheart himself, which is beyond creepy!
     
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  13. Good to see Chris is keeping his mental gymnastic skills in check.

    Also lol about him trying to subscribe to Cole's patreon and getting blocked almost immediately.
     
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  14. Where the fuck did he find the word Uncouth
     
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  15. I think he feels that she's joined the trolls, but that's only because she was corrupted by us.
     
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  16. Isn't Night Star also the name of Chris' MLP OC?
     
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  17. He most likely go it from this:

     
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  18. The conversation seems incredibly manufactured (by chris), but at the same time there's only 1 minute inbetween Chris's and Nightstar's first messages, so I'm not completely sure.
     
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    #18 aron, Aug 7, 2017
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  19. This is a rather elaborate plan for his standards, the only reason I'm not 100% sure that person is Chris.
     
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  20. Yes. Chris' mastery of disguise has improved little since JenkinsJinkies.
     
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