Lolcow Nikocado Avocado - Gay faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Obviously Snape
What the fuck is this?
I'm reluctant to click it because unless he lost 50 pounds and a double chin in the 4 days he posted the "tosh called me fat" cry video, that is old as fuck clickbait. He wasn't even that thin when he got deported so I'm guessing "what really happened with my ex-husband" is doubly irrelevant.

Edit: Turns out I was right - it's just a compilation of their videos over the years. Answers nothing while every idiot in the comments lauds him for his run of the mill editing skills.
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Obviously Snape
So the rules in Columbia are you can get a 30, 60 or 90 day tourist visa to visit which can be extended another 90 to 180 days. After this you must leave the country for a minimum of 6 months. And it seems like when you do actually get deported they can potentially ALSO ban you for a certain timeframe (which seems to vary) before you're allowed to return (might coincide with the 1 year mark Nick said he just came up on since he left). Would be great if he violated / is going violate one of these again in a few months now that he's back and someone called their version of ICE on him.
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The Un-Clit

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Yeah the image he reused, he took a couple weeks ago.

He has a video of himself freaking out for a minute and it's all complete gibberish. I can't make out a word he's saying.
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That has to be the most blatant fake drunk typing i've ever seen. I mean fucking SAD. an exceptional individual could see through that shit.

I have often wondered how much of his crying and flipping out in videos was calculated vs. genuine outrage.
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Dumb Sergal

Smarter than the average Sergal
Nico is a disgusting manbaby who brought this upon himself and upon Orlin. What happened to this "new man" he was all up with a couple weeks ago? Has he not spoken about him or mentioned him since?

The Un-Clit

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Feeding his parrot a chicken leg.View attachment 586084
So? Do you think birds don't eat other birds? Unless they are nothing but seed and fruit-eaters, many birds eat the eggs and/or young of other species, and sometimes their own.

I have no love for Nikado, but jeesus, bash him for shit that deserves bashing. There's no shortage of it.


The Primal Brat Tamer.
@FierceBrosnan how does this make you feel?
Well I once let my birb try a bit of chicken because she wouldn't stop screaming at me until she got some. The look of horror as she realized... "oh no...this is birb" was both hilarious and sad. She took off with the breading though.

The only real worry here is how those wings are cooked. Too much salt and fat can make the sturdiest of birds sick. A little meat from time to time isn't bad though, cheese is alright in small bits as a treat too. So if he just gave the bird a bone then it should be fine but if he let it eat a whole lot he deserves a slap.

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