Nioh 2 Closed Alpha Demo -

[Raven'sChild]

As I don't feel the need to flog a dead horse, I'll leave it to D$P to bring that up all on his own...repeatedly. What I am interested to see is how D$P plans to stretch a 1.5-2 hr demo into multiple 4hr streams. It couldn't be that our boi hasn't bothered to read anything about this demo before penciling it into his schedule, could it? One also awaits his take on the difficulty of the game given it reportedly having been dialed Way down for increased accessibility most are speculating with loot raining from the sky as well.

 

[UE 558]

As I don't feel the need to flog a dead horse, I'll leave it to D$P to bring that up all on his own...repeatedly. What I am interested to see is how D$P plans to stretch a 1.5-2 hr demo into multiple 4hr streams. It couldn't be that our boi hasn't bothered to read anything about this demo before penciling it into his schedule, could it? One also awaits his take on the difficulty of the game given it reportedly having been dialed Way down for increased accessibility most are speculating with loot raining from the sky as well.

He got an invite to it?

 

[Haunter]

He got an invite to it?

A fan sent him a code

(source = https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1131774406512893953)

 

[UE 558]

A fan sent him a code

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(source = https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1131774406512893953)

I wonder if we’ll get our third fap out of this

 

[Rand /pol/]

I wonder if we’ll get our third fap out of this

Yeah William's so fucking hot I want to jack off whenever I see him.

 

[Prince Lotor]

A fan sent him a code

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(source = https://twitter.com/TheyCallMeDSP/status/1131774406512893953)

JFC just listen to him positively drooling jizz at the thought that he gets to stream a game early, can't wait for the spammed memes in his chat about how his reactions are not "genuine and legitimate" because he is clearly a "PAID SHILL!"
RIP 'Joe Average Gamer Phil', 'Fat Greedy Sicilian' Phil shoots you in the goutfoot every chance he gets

Edit: 4 sentences and 6 exclamation marks. . .Phil, GO OUTSIDE!!!!!!

 

[Pargon]

I hope that fan tunes in to enjoy watching his contribution go straight into the shitter as Phil devolves from DSPahzuhtiv into his usual babybitch self over the course of approximately ten minutes. Why on Earth anyone would pass up a chance to play new content from an IP they love in order to watch a half-assed shaved ape do it instead is a mystery for the ages.

 

[Comma]

Yeah, can't see this backfiring at all.

 

[N0thingICanDo]

DSP TRIES IT:
Pretending to me SJW and get drama comments/views

 

[big ups liquid richard]

Oh hooo, DSP is so red pilled now,

"there's only two genders reeee", and but he took it back, after all..he said he can't complain because he's a white man.

 

[EmperorGoutatine]

"Im going to Tweet this out ACK ACK ACK, Im gonna take a photo"

 

[gaarashatan]

DSP TRIES IT:
Pretending to me SJW and get drama comments/views


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oh ya, making fun of both sides... this will surely not backfire on him. why does phil love to create drama?

 

[Equinox_]

oh ya, making fun of both sides... this will surely not backfire on him. why does phil love to create drama?

Because then when a couple people shit on him he can go on prestream tonight or tomorrow. Make himself a victim for being attacked for a harmless joke dood. And hope to get that pity $10-20 tip.

 

[Pargon]

Oh hooo, DSP is so red pilled now,

"there's only two genders reeee", and but he took it back, after all..he said he can't complain because he's a white man.

Is there a single person, corporate entity or social viewpoint by which this man is not cucked? He even withdrew that little limpwristed jab at progressivism.

Stop pretending like you stand for anything whatsoever, Phil. You can't even support yourself.

ETA: so this is his new business strategy it looks like. Try to catch some very minor lightning in a bottle via a """viral""" tweet to drive traffic to him.

Phil, games journalists have been trying this for like four years. It doesn't work. You have to be famous before the tweet, and for that you need to, y'know...do things. Preferably things of note.

ETA: fucking Piss Christ I'm so triggered. The gamma on his picture on that tweet is so blown out you can't even read the screen, so the joke makes no sense in addition to being more tired than a narcoleptic. What an absolute fucking idiot.

 

[big ups liquid richard]

He laughed so hard at his own joke tweet. So strange.

 

[Comma]

Clipped the cringy gender tweet moment for archival's sake:

It's almost as if he wants to be smothered by a pile of LBGT activists flocking to this Twitter, or something.

DSP is a weird man.

 

[Funko Pops NFT collector]

"HURR HURR ROOBLE ROBBLE ONLY TWO GENDERS IN CURRENT YEAR?"

W.ow Phil you are so funny,if only I had not heard that joke one thousand times in the last few years. Also "Im gonna take a picture,how do I take a picture?" you seemed to know how when you drunk twetted "Pa",and stop laughing at your own jokes that are not even funny to begin with.

 

[Vic Viper T301]

They made this game boring as fuck. The first game was pretty good except for the Diablo style trash loot ruining the balance but now it's just an easy generic hack & slash.

 

[JamFlowMan]

Eh it is a dumb joke and really out of left field. I guess Phil has finally caught up to Sjw's being relevant. Always 10 steps behind.

This won't do it but if he did ever catch the ire of the Sjw/Lgbt outrage community he would finally have a group of people after him trying to destroy his life and it wouldn't be pretty. They won't just watermark Tevin into some fan art.

 

[Pargon]

Eh it is a dumb joke and really out of left field. I guess Phil has finally caught up to Sjw's being relevant. Always 10 steps behind.

This won't do it but if he did ever catch the ire of the Sjw/Lgbt outrage community he would finally have a group of people after him trying to destroy his life and it wouldn't be pretty. They won't just watermark Tevin into some fan art.

What are they going to do? Report him to Twitch more than he already has been? Pretty obvious by now those go right into the filing cabinet suspiciously shaped like a garbage can.

Like it or not Phil has pretty good defense against their regular tactics. He doesn't rely at all on social media, his "employer" doesn't give a hot fuck about what he does or says and he has no lucrative sponsorships or promotions to lose. They haven't targeted him for a reason.