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[NQ 952]

8 year old retires, lawnmowers rejoice.

 

[alex_theman]

Girl destroys robot, robot puts girl in cryo.

 

[Wallace]

8 year old retires, lawnmowers rejoice.

Paperboy

Girl destroys robot, robot puts girl in cryo.

Portal.


You accumulate mistakes until you are crushed by them.

 

[RP 520]

A guy catches on fire and the whole structure is engulfed in flames.

 

[DumbDosh]

Your brother dies of a cold.

You slash your adoptive dad with a katana in the middle of New York.

You shoot your adoptive mom in the face.

Your dad who is also your brother dies of a cold.

You're not your BFF but you are.

 

[Abby]

You accumulate mistakes until you are crushed by them.

Tetris?

The student gets the girl and his school flies off into the horizon.

 

[Anchuent Christory]

Your brother dies of a cold.

You slash your adoptive dad with a katana in the middle of New York.

You shoot your adoptive mom in the face.

Your dad who is also your brother dies of a cold.

You're not your BFF but you are.

SNAAAAAAAKE!!!




There's nothing on tv now and your little cousin dies in hospital so you just go home.

 

[DumbDosh]

A demon gives you a baby girl.

You drive you and your wife's corpse into a lake.

You leave the amusement park with an old man you recently met.

Your girlfriend has to find a new apartment.

 

[Damocles_Sword]

Tetris?

The student gets the girl and his school flies off into the horizon.

Final Fantasy 8

New York gets fucked and you are your own alien sister thanks to organ donation.

 

[IceGray]

You contain the world's end in a particular spot and you're stripped of your former rank and superpowers for a while.

 

[Hypodermic Johnny]

You decide to be a better dad than your original Randian capitalist and mobster fathers as you run off with a horde of little girls.

 

[Petronella]

A demon gives you a baby girl.

You drive you and your wife's corpse into a lake.

You leave the amusement park with an old man you recently met.

Your girlfriend has to find a new apartment.

Silent Hill 1, 2, 3, and 4.

You decide to be a better dad than your original Randian capitalist and mobster fathers as you run off with a horde of little girls.

BioShock.

You find out the girl you love was running away from you the whole time. Then she explodes.

 

[SP 199]

You set yourself on fire because a giant snake tells you to

 

[Bogs]

After accumulating only seven friends, you decide to leave on a flying dog

 

[DumbDosh]

You find out the girl you love was running away from you the whole time. Then she explodes.

Braid.

You shoot the black man who killed your babysitter and took you away from your house.

An annoying ass blonde asks you out while you're both jetskiing and you shut her down.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

You break into a spazzy musical number about arms, testicle trauma, and slicing off heads.

The sun welcomes you to join its family and allows you to have sex with your new anime wife.

 

[Petronella]

The sun welcomes you to join its family and allows you to have sex with your new anime wife.

Okami? Not totally sure.

You get attacked by a girl squad. Then you wake up to find you're a father.

 

[Ravenor]

Join, DIE, Join, DIE... TEAR OURSELFS APART!

 

[r00]

Your brother catches up with you, and your parents scold you for running away. Then you go and enjoy the rides.

 

[IceGray]

^ Monkey Island 2?

You save your ex-captain from a plague by waking him up inside from his infected form.