No more weight loss 4/1/2019 - Spoiler, it’s clickbait.
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Very predictable. Amber does this "imma try to be more consistent guys!" thing at the tail end of each month/beginning of the next month. This is because YT pays her on the last week of the month. So, right after getting paid she'll do a blitz of "consistent" clickbait uploads (usually pre-filmed) to get her "work" out of the way early. As the month of April goes on she'll be less consistent with her uploads and the videos themselves won't be quite so clickbaity. Think torrid hauls (EDIT: with no try-ons because that's clickbait), updates on Becky's stupid crafts, etc..
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Aw, I really was hoping she was going to stop the weight loss nonsense. If she just admitted she isn’t losing and is fine, I’m sure more people wouldn’t be as frustrated.
It’s clickbait, near the end of the video she says we want her to be bigger, so she should just lose weight off camera... yeah, okay.
It's not even an April's fool joke when it's the truth tho.
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"Other Youtubers have a bunch of clothes and their subscribers dont give them shit" Amber, your subscribers DONT LIKE YOU. Accept it and move on.
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Amber is perfectly healthy. She's just a big gorl with an attitude!
Every time she deliberately crinkles her food packaging, I think of how funny an AmberlynnASMR video would be. Tapping on cheap Wommart knickknacks, fingering Necky's chin for squishy sounds, maybe she could do a "mouth sounds" video where she does that repulsive lip-smacking thing right into each ear. Tingles just thinking about it.
If she gains any more weight she's going to disappear for good.If she loses anymore weight she’s going to disappear
This title is pure clickbait. She's done the "I'm not sharing my journey with you guys any more and it's YOUR FAULT!" thing a million times. She always goes back to talking about dieting again after a few videos.
fuckin crying laughing at her saying those things are gonna fit "even If I lose 200lbs" and then talks as if she's actually going to lose 200lbs. Cause that's totally gonna happen Gorl!
I needed the chuckle. But the video is overall classic filler with a clickbait title. 12min of absolutely nothing except a bit of torrid & feeder horror. Oh and our gorl tries to flex on the haydurs by showing she's able to stand for a few seconds
and can I just say that you're a total fuckin dumbass if you promo products on your channel without getting a check? Like, gorl, get WW to sponsor that shit before you rave about it to 130k people for no money.
I needed the chuckle. But the video is overall classic filler with a clickbait title. 12min of absolutely nothing except a bit of torrid & feeder horror. Oh and our gorl tries to flex on the haydurs by showing she's able to stand for a few seconds
and can I just say that you're a total fuckin dumbass if you promo products on your channel without getting a check? Like, gorl, get WW to sponsor that shit before you rave about it to 130k people for no money.
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synopsis:
* trying to prove to the haydurs that she doesn't pick her own thumbnails. all she does is prove that she is too lazy to learn how to custom make a thumbnail.
*Day two: 7:35 talks about lighting a whole bunch who cares
*finished antibiotics
*shows bruise again to prove she was in the ER (??? it could be from anything)
*says she has to go to wommart & has an appointment tomorrow, doesn't leave the house for the whole vid
see yall 20 lbs from now when AL starts her on camera "journey" again because she needs more money for food
- "reading hate comments" vid was "a joke, for fun"
- Has been on antibiotics for 3 days
- has a bruise from her blood draw
- claims that her clothes fit in 200 lbs either direction (I can lose 200 lbs and still wear these clothes, my clothes right now are from when I was 331...sure jan)
- denies hoarding clothes, has "a small closet", and says other youtubers have more clothes than her w/o getting attacked (but she said she has 8 pairs of the same pants and 6 of the same bra!)
- mini torrid haul - lacy salmon colored dress. floral table cloth tank top. mustard cardigan. 3:18 is the try on so you can get a look at those horrifying layygs & does a little jig
- weight watchers snacks review. they're low in "liddurrrly everything". tastes like goldfish crackers. foodgasms over something that tastes like goldfish crackers. wtf.
* trying to prove to the haydurs that she doesn't pick her own thumbnails. all she does is prove that she is too lazy to learn how to custom make a thumbnail.
*Day two: 7:35 talks about lighting a whole bunch who cares
*finished antibiotics
*shows bruise again to prove she was in the ER (??? it could be from anything)
*says she has to go to wommart & has an appointment tomorrow, doesn't leave the house for the whole vid
- talks about reaction videos bitching about being bored about her non-weightloss vids & takes it personally
- takes credit for reaction channel videos, says they wouldn't get the views if they stuck up for AL (lol no shit)
- "Maybe I shouldn't share my weightloss journey if that's all they want to talk about". Ruining your income stream to own the haters
- "People want me to be bigger than I already am"
- "people are obsessed with my weight, you all need to chill out"
see yall 20 lbs from now when AL starts her on camera "journey" again because she needs more money for food
Why did I get my hopes up? I must be tired or something
Lol I am pretty sure she believes this and becky doesnt help that delusion.
At this point, it's pretty much watching a person slowly die in front of your eyes. Sad indeed.
except our gorl forgot that she used custom thumbnails before. In her "struggles being me" videos those have custom thumbnails. IDK what she was trying to prove anyways? Oh okay, youtube selects your thumbnails (even though when you have a channel of her size, you get more thumbnail options than just the 3 randomly generated ones). ALR still makes clickbait titles.
Basically she's not smart enough to lie. She should quit being a lah like she quit Optivia
"'Cause it definitely ain't hurtin' me." We have reached peak smugness, gorls.
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We know the only reason you have a bruise is because when you were abusing Becky, she fought back this time.
You didn't go to the doctor.
You didn't go to the doctor.
tbh i saw the title and thought "you quit trying to lose weight years ago, this isn't new" then realized this was her attempt at a clickbait april fools joke.
Didn't she already do one where she shakes a candy bowl or something?
Edit: Yes she did.
Acanthosis nigricans, rotting flesh, or dirt? You decide!
She is definitely pandering to her feeder audience. There is no doubt in my mind.
She is definitely pandering to her feeder audience. There is no doubt in my mind.
Wow nice April fool Amber...as if your life isnt already a joke
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It's a good thing she didn't take the reacting to hater's comments too seriously. Comments like "one day she might upload for the last time this year" or that she looks like she is dying shouldn't be serious. And if she was as obsessed with her weight and what she was eating as the reaction channels then she would have to take those death is coming comments seriously.
We need a gif of her dancing showing off her fupa/stomach/vagina going to the middle of her thighs.
We need a gif of her dancing showing off her fupa/stomach/vagina going to the middle of her thighs.
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