First discovered by @yawning sneasel, Noah Benzing is a drunk, drug addicted skitzo who has taken to using facebook as a soapbox to pontificate about the unique methods that the government has taken in order to fuck with him.
Noah claims that he is under surveillance 24/7 by the government through a "cortical modem" that the government has placed in him. According to Noah, the government does this because he is a "pedothinker" and not a "toucher". Noah has gone on multiple facebook rants discussing this cortical implant and how it is used against him. He refers to the FBI, NSA, etc. as "the perps" and posts openly about the discrimination of the government against him because he is a pedophile.
His friends from his Facebook groups will give Noah encouragement from time to time. Some seem to genuinely believe that he is the victim of a conspiracy by the perps or that the government itself made Noah a pedophile.
In addition, Noah is a convicted criminal who has larceny and burglary on his rap sheet.
http://docapp065p.doc.state.ok.us/s...RTAL30&doc_num=472000&offender_book_id=275718
http://archive.md/3RdUw
He is also a musician (and crossdresser [upskirt at 1:25])
Noah is also a part of a comedy group with his friend Jimi named Drunk Tank Oddity. They have posted shit on funny or die
http://www.funnyordie.com/drunktank_oddity
My Verdict: Cray-cray
Noah Martin Benzing links
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/zmajsnoshaj?fref=nf
Tumblr - http://zmajsnoshaj.tumblr.com/
LinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/in/noah-benzing-68515641
Criminal Record - http://docapp065p.doc.state.ok.us/s...RTAL30&doc_num=472000&offender_book_id=275718
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjdbzbv3Xz_iwzfPgH5BEjA/videos?sort=dd&shelf_id=0&view=0
Google+ - https://plus.google.com/+NoahBenzing/posts
Twitter - https://twitter.com/noahbenzing
MySpace - https://myspace.com/noahbenzing/
Flickr - https://www.flickr.com/photos/78874316@N06/
Vimeo [1 video; lists videos with Jimi Peak and Drunktank Oddity] - https://vimeo.com/user25250945
Pinterest - https://www.pinterest.com/zmajsnoshaj/
Blogspot - http://cherokeedream.blogspot.com/
Court Records - http://www.courtrecordslisting.com/name/Noah-Martin-Benzing/Oklahoma-County-OK/3qvam
MeetMe - http://beta.meetme.com/#member/60063748
Wireclub - https://www.wireclub.com/users/zmajsnoshaj
Drunktank Oddity links (Comedy group with their friend Jimi Peak)
email - drunktankoddity@gmail.com
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/drunktankoddity
Tumblr - http://drunktankoddity.tumblr.com/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/drunktankoddity
Funny or Die Videos - http://www.funnyordie.com/drunktank_oddity
Google+ videos - https://plus.google.com/+DrunktankoddityBlogspot/videos
Vimeo [Jimi Peak; some Noah videos] - https://vimeo.com/jimipeak
Noah Benzing is a men with a large internet footprint and somewhat of a criminal record too, as seen above. He lives in Oklahoma.
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/zmajsnoshaj?fref=nf
Tumblr - http://zmajsnoshaj.tumblr.com/
LinkedIn - https://www.linkedin.com/in/noah-benzing-68515641
Criminal Record - http://docapp065p.doc.state.ok.us/s...RTAL30&doc_num=472000&offender_book_id=275718
YouTube - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCjdbzbv3Xz_iwzfPgH5BEjA/videos?sort=dd&shelf_id=0&view=0
Google+ - https://plus.google.com/+NoahBenzing/posts
Twitter - https://twitter.com/noahbenzing
MySpace - https://myspace.com/noahbenzing/
Flickr - https://www.flickr.com/photos/78874316@N06/
Vimeo [1 video; lists videos with Jimi Peak and Drunktank Oddity] - https://vimeo.com/user25250945
Pinterest - https://www.pinterest.com/zmajsnoshaj/
Blogspot - http://cherokeedream.blogspot.com/
Court Records - http://www.courtrecordslisting.com/name/Noah-Martin-Benzing/Oklahoma-County-OK/3qvam
MeetMe - http://beta.meetme.com/#member/60063748
Wireclub - https://www.wireclub.com/users/zmajsnoshaj
Drunktank Oddity links (Comedy group with their friend Jimi Peak)
email - drunktankoddity@gmail.com
Facebook - https://www.facebook.com/drunktankoddity
Tumblr - http://drunktankoddity.tumblr.com/
Twitter - https://twitter.com/drunktankoddity
Funny or Die Videos - http://www.funnyordie.com/drunktank_oddity
Google+ videos - https://plus.google.com/+DrunktankoddityBlogspot/videos
Vimeo [Jimi Peak; some Noah videos] - https://vimeo.com/jimipeak
Noah Benzing is a men with a large internet footprint and somewhat of a criminal record too, as seen above. He lives in Oklahoma.
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