Noah Nordstrom / NoahGoldFox - Autistic, fat latex furry fetishist, enjoyer of cub & feral porn, and blissful contaminator of every community he enters (many)

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koeblad

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Nov 3, 2020
NoahGoldFox is an autistic, highly temperamental, cub & feral porn defending, latex and inflation loving furry cancer of the internet who cannot help but to pridefully contaminate every community he comes into contact with.
He is a legendary plague in the Space Station 13 community, and has spread his fetishes with joy across the internet, from Bloons Tower Defense to motorsports.
You could probably fill a water balloon and attach some latex gloves and googly eyes, and this autist would stick his dick in it.

I can't even document all of the bizzare shit he's liked and posted, but I've grabbed plenty of his highlights, which include:
- His fetishes of furries, latex, goo, birds, rubber, vore, inflation, aeromorphs, ferals, transformation, and more
- Spreading of his fetishes across a multitude of communities and forums
- His defense of feral & cub porn
- His defense of KeroTheWolf
- His admittance to being underage at the time he engaged in what one can assume was massive amounts of online erotic roleplay
- His belief that he is trans-species/otherkin
- A compilation of hilarious, sad, and eye-bleeding takes on Twitter and Reddit.

I've done my best to condense the information into sections, so read whichever parts you want - there isn't much of a timeline, aside from his age at the time he posted many things.

So strap in, grab the popcorn, and prepare to have your eyes blasted with the ungodly amounts of cringeworthy shit this guy has tarnished the internet with over the past 8ish years, turning heads wherever he lands.

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Before we get into his posts, however, let's take a look at our guy.

Noah Nordstrom

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He got a lot bigger between 2013 and 2015. It's safe to say he's probably quite large now.

Noah is 22 years old, born Nov 13, 1998 according to Twitter posts and his DOB on DeviantArt. He suffers from aspergers, and more than likely lives at home with his parents. He went to school in Harbor Springs, Michigan, and may now reside in either Petoskey, Michigan, or somewhere in Oklahoma.
He is an adamant supporter of furries, feral and cub porn, exotic fetishes, and trans-speciesm.
He has stated that his religion is "glauxian" - a fantasy religion from Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
Noah enjoys video games and reading in his free time (of which, it seems, he has plenty).
His fursona is a neon pink latex gryphon, which was
allegedly stolen from someone else who originally commissioned the art.
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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE CANCEROUS

Noah is very fond of spreading his fetishes across the internet, and is mind-bogglingly optimistic and persistent in this -- despite the massive reaction of "What the fuck." he receives each time he subjects poor forum-goers to them.
In no particular order, here is a list of communities Noah has partaken in, along with his contributions:

Space Station 13
Noah has played Space Station 13 for years, most often on ERP servers at the bottom of the community's barrel. Even they don't want this guy.

Conversation between members of the SS13 community, talking about Noah and the servers he has gotten himself banned from
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The referenced conversation on BYOND client which shows Noah's death threats
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Paradise Station ban appeals
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...important-anymore/?tab=comments#comment-40612
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...-arizonagryphon12/?tab=comments#comment-94323
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...ppeal-noahgoldfox/?tab=comments#comment-42169
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...-for-noahgoldfox/?tab=comments#comment-136071
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/tg/station ban appeal
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=5359&p=138838#p138838
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V.O.R.E. Station (exactly what it sounds like) ban appeals
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1075
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1076
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1182
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1626&sid=6b18c5102861d868de300f778698e234
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One of Noah's lovely posts on the SS13 subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/7yqgrw/some_lizard_security/

The highlights:
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AuroraStation ban appeal
Noah posts fetish content in OOC chat, apologizes for not tagging it. Mods show him mercy after a stern talk.

https://forums.aurorastation.org/topic/3505-noahgoldfox-s-unban-request/
https://archive.ph/Vp9Xu
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ARMA
Seems to be a GTA-inspired ARMA server. Noah, of course, decides this is a great place for one of his classic fetish threads.

Grand Theft ARMA Community
https://archive.md/tBCAe

Starbound
These chucklefish forums mods are such glitterboys that they won't tolerate people shooing away another one of his obvious fetish threads.

https://community.playstarbound.com...latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.104369/
https://archive.md/QPtpd
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Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead (CDDA)
One of the bigger examples - Noah has repeatedly injected his furry and fetish content into the CDDA subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/kt3nyq/a_lupine_mutant_out_scavenging/
https://archive.md/1PzUp
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/jdi1ks/scavengers_gonna_scavenge/
https://archive.md/2SeU6
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/jeq1t0/postthreshold_mutations_as_seen_by_different/
https://archive.ph/hMd9a

This one is especially great.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/hx63a0/some_smalll_custom_mod_mutations_i_made_so_i/
https://archive.ph/UedLc
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A post calling out Noah on his behavior in the sub as well as some of his history across the internet, which I've included most of in this OP:
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmd...ome_to_make_a_callout_post_on_my_twitter_dot/
https://archive.md/piDqW

A few of Noah's comments in the sub:

One player gets fed up with Noah's furry posting:
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Remember how I mentioned that he thinks he's a trans-species latex gryphon?
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Epic!
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Guild Wars 2
Lucky for Noah, these guys are degenerate enough to not absolutely destroy him. He did steal the art, though.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/7r5dce/just_some_random_charr/
https://archive.ph/ysOkg

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Avatar: The Last Airbender
Not far out from the source material, and garnered little attention, but obviously a furry post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/ic8koj/getting_possesed_by_the_ayeaye_spirit/
https://archive.ph/aUNWi
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Bloons Tower Defense 6
Noah found a way to get off on his transformation fetish in BTD6.

https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/i6un80/because_the_last_one_got_1k_upvotes_heres_the/g10r4em/
https://archive.ph/sWMcr
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Grand Theft Auto Forums
Another latex fetish thread.

https://gtaforums.com/topic/745718-...ex-version-of-your-favori/?view=getnextunread
https://archive.md/Fo2Hs

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Animal Crossing
Inflatable villager. The post score leads one to believe that the Animal Crossing community is okay with this. This is actually a real character from Animal Crossing - it's no surprise he's a fan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/k9vmli/hopkins_the_inflatable_villager/
https://archive.ph/x95fU
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Paleontology Subreddit
Noah manages to sexualize Paleontology. Normal hobbyists react with fear and disgust.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Paleontolo...at_many_of_you_would_do_if_you_turned_into_a/
https://archive.md/UPIIw
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SCP
Noah injects his fetishes into the SCP universe, with mixed reactions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DankMemesFromSite19/comments/j4icy4/a_new_cute_and_goopy_scp/
https://archive.ph/N6JuF
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World of Warcraft
Furryposting in WoW subreddit, plus subtly revealing his fetishes via roleplay in chat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/9r4gf4/a_pretty_worgen/
https://archive.ph/fPnVp
https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/6fncar/dont_furget_to_get_to_boat_day_p/
https://archive.ph/Hx2l9
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World of Tanks
Noah apparently enjoys fetish roleplay in his tank games.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldofTanks/comments/2zry2q/have_you_saw_me_ingame/
https://archive.ph/k2GYS
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Fallout
You may be aware of the Fallout: The Frontier mod controversy which occurred after developers were revealed to be massive degenerates, one being an enjoyer of cub porn.
Noah adamantly defended this as not being pedophilic "in the slightest".

https://www.removeddit.com/r/Fallou...in_defence_of_the_frontier/gl7fiat/?context=3
https://www.removeddit.com/r/Fallou...t_one_sick_pedo_in_frontier_was_probably_not/
https://archive.ph/LIGoV
https://archive.ph/qfZ2l
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GTPlanet
Noah explores the world of motorsports, and the world of motorsports explores furry latex fetishes.

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.316196/
https://archive.md/Q0jMy
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Funnyjunk
There are a number of posts on Noah's account(s). Here's one from each.

https://funnyjunk.com/channel/furry/A+gryph+getting+squeaked/lcRyLyp/
https://archive.md/n60nE
https://funnyjunk.com/D66525c8eed04c098b6b9aa9ac135a99/kwspMxj/
https://archive.md/fyqj9

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Nexus Forums
This one is a rule infraction seemingly related to My Little Pony in Fallout. Unfortunately, the offending topic appears to be now gone.

https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/5474387-noahgoldfox-formal-warning-issued/
https://archive.md/ZAN0g
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Prepper Forums
I'm not sure what kind of doomsday Noah is preparing for, but he felt like sharing some latex love with other preppers. Many were scared -- the older ones, confused.

https://www.prepperforums.net/threa...-latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.14205/
https://archive.md/D0td4
https://archive.md/Su9Km
https://archive.md/GI9yn

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TL;DR: holy shit he's everywhere


HOT TAKES AND INSANITY

Noah has primarily used Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit to express himself online.

His posts show a ridiculous disconnect from reality, as well as some concerning opinions.
In no particular order, here's the best and worst of Noah on social media.

Many of you are familiar with KeroTheWolf.
Here's Noah defending him.
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https://archive.md/Y6Tz6

It's not bad if everyone does it!
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Noah admitting his age.
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He's quite fond of using "human" as a slur.
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As such, he believes that furries are a universal force of good.
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Noah's "religion".
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Hot take on feminism via tumblr.
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https://archive.md/Ghsrq

Wishing rape upon someone, in response to an imgur screencap of a Reddit thread about what sexual assault victims wish upon their attackers.
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https://archive.md/3QgSo


Bear in mind the age of this post, but it's still pretty fucked.

And apparently rejoicing in someone's death as well.
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Noah believes he is a trans-species latex gryphon, and wants to fight against specieism.
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Noah defending zoophilia.
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https://archive.md/DwdER

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https://archive.md/uBeTH

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https://archive.md/WAQVH


Wh.. what the fuck is a yinglet?
EDIT: It's apparently a species from Out-of-Placers
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Noah describes himself as "pretty nonbinary"
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Replies to a now deleted post, with allusion to someone making questionable actions while underage.
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https://archive.md/z5vyq


Noah believes that anything should be drawable.
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He has some thoughts on trans vikings as well.
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Ignorance is bliss.
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He once sank into a "light depression" because of the game Escape from Tarkov.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Escapefrom...ybody_else_have_light_depression_because_the/

Noah may have found a relationship at one point in his teenage years, somehow.
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Noah's take on abortion and condoms.
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Noah's liked posts on Twitter reveal more of his tastes.

Below are some examples of things he's liked over the past couple years.
I refuse to dig through the entire history because it's just too fucking much.

It seems he likes feet, as well. Who'da thought?
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More evidence of him being into ferals.
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Sexualization of animated cartoon cows.
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Fursuit play? You bet.
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Jesus christ.
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Again, this speaks for itself.
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He's liked plenty of posts defending feral/babyfur.
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CONCLUSION/TLDR

Noah is a disgusting and hilarious example of someone who has sunk deep into fetishistic escapism.
There is evidence to suggest that he may be (depending on your definitions) a zoophile (ferals fetish, defense of ferals on twitter), and potentially a pedophile (defends cub/babyfur).
There is no evidence to suggest that he is a threat to real world animals.

Noah is a perfect example of who not to let into your community. Grab a fan and blow that shit out before it spreads.

To top everything off, here's a comic featuring NoahGoldFox's latex gryphon fursona.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23432008/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23432028/
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go hide my latex gloves before I hear a crash at my window.

PROFILE LINKS AND ARCHIVES

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/NoahGoldFox/
https://archive.md/wYscC
Twitter: https://twitter.com/noahgoldfox
https://archive.md/6IJYh
Tumblr: https://noahgoldfox.tumblr.com/
https://archive.md/W13NG
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~noahgoldfox
https://archive.ph/uxmpE
Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/noahgoldfox
https://archive.ph/IoGC1
Furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/noahthegoldfox
https://archive.md/sK60t
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/noah.nordstrom.9
https://archive.md/FXjrP
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198107797054
https://archive.md/2FJWj
Imgur: https://imgur.com/user/NoahGoldFox/index/best
https://archive.md/3QgSo
Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/users/43064237/profile#!/about
https://archive.ph/xFlrJ
BYOND: http://www.byond.com/members/NoahGoldFox?tab=index&replies=1
https://archive.ph/yH0sq
UnknownCheats: https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/members/1087776.html
https://archive.ph/o1khP
Nexus: https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/user/9292344-NoahGoldFox/
 

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Toolbox

Buy dat hell
kiwifarms.net
Joined
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The co-opting of the term "cancel culture" by furries any time someone says their fetishes/further degenerate behavior/actual criminal actions are bad is one of the most autistic recent things I've seen from them. Especially since it's a term typically used by someone further right to criticize an environment the farther left has cultivated, an environment that 99% of furries take part in, including this guy, including Kero, including Buck. What do they think to gain from it?

On a related note, this guy is for sure going to be exposed as an actual zoophile at some point, seeing his obsession with spreading his fetishes all over the place, especially relating to that post where he defends someone calling wild animals "bottoms".
 

Toolbox

Buy dat hell
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 10, 2020
Am I going crazy or has this thread been posted before? The furry sex creeps are blending together. Had a mild case of deja vu opening this page.
I could swear I've seen some of these screencaps in other Animal Control threads, though I'm not sure if Goldfox was ever directly mentioned. I would definitely count it down to furries getting repetitive. There's at least 3 threads on this exact kind of person here.
 

Leonard Helplessness

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Nov 28, 2018
Had a look at his favorites on FA (archive) and of course I come up across this almost instantly:

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Goddamnit he's even into this dogshit.

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Not shown: Fucktons of vore, transformation, latex, and at least one photo of a fursuiter presenting its dirty feet. I also wasn't logged in so could only see stuff that wasn't tagged as explicit.
 

The Fool

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 2, 2016
The fact that he actually believes in a religion from an obscure kids book series is some of the funniest shit I've ever heard.

Just noticed that. I had to look it up to see what it was.
There is like, nothing here. It literally just says "it's the christian god but an owl". I've seen more developed fictional religions on the back of a cereal box.
 

Cats

The Busy World of G3
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Apr 17, 2020
It's kind of crazy how many of these furries there are, the ones who just reply "YES" to the question "What's your fetish?"

Good (or horrifying perhaps) to know that people like Immelmann and Dragoneer aren't exactly flukes.

One has to wonder just what the FUCK happened to these people as children that made them this way. What the fuck has to happen to a person to turn them into a goddamn diaper baby fur freak...its unreal.
 

Toolbox

Buy dat hell
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 10, 2020
One has to wonder just what the FUCK happened to these people as children that made them this way. What the fuck has to happen to a person to turn them into a goddamn diaper baby fur freak...its unreal.
Lack of socialization and bad parenting, or just the parents giving a child endless access to the internet with zero moderation (which I'd consider bad parenting too). But most likely that with practically no real world socialization.
 

TheBigOne

The Real GlitchedPuppet
True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
Joined
May 1, 2018
This dude stole my art years ago and wouldn't stop annoying me, not only about my work back then but even now, telling me my older work was better (it was markedly worse in quality/skill). I'm guessing that's because it catered to more depraved fetish shit back then before I got a grip and started drawing what I liked (which wasn't fetish shit). That pink gryphon character isn't his. He stole it from one of my commissioners. To think that he was underage when he was exposed to that shit... (:_(
 
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verygayFrogs

kiwifarms.net
Joined
Jan 12, 2020
Inflatable villager. The post score leads one to believe that the Animal Crossing community is okay with this. At least he posted the artist.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/k9vmli/hopkins_the_inflatable_villager/
https://archive.ph/x95fU
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That's an actual character in the game, so that must be why it has a high score.
This dude stole my art years ago and wouldn't stop annoying me, not only about my work back then but even now, telling me my older work was better (it was markedly worse in quality/skill). I'm guessing that's because it catered to more depraved fetish shit back then before I got a grip and started drawing what I liked (which wasn't fetish shit). That pink gryphon character isn't his. He stole it from one of my commissioners. To think that he was underage when he was exposed to that shit... (:_(
WTF, you got some screenshots? That would be great to add.
 

N. Gin

Rocketman
kiwifarms.net
Joined
Mar 15, 2019
Very interesting stuff here, nicely done OP. After reading the OP in it's entirety I finally looked at this guy's pics, and to my absolute shock, he looks exactly like I thought he would. He's the absolute incarnation of the type of person who would say this type of stuff online.

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EDIT: Also, the top comment on his Steam page seems interesting :story:
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