Noah Nordstrom / NoahGoldFox - Autistic, fat latex furry fetishist, enjoyer of cub & feral porn, and blissful contaminator of every community he enters (many)

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NoahGoldFox is an autistic, highly temperamental, cub & feral porn defending, latex and inflation loving furry cancer of the internet who cannot help but to pridefully contaminate every community he comes into contact with.
He is a legendary plague in the Space Station 13 community, and has spread his fetishes with joy across the internet, from Bloons Tower Defense to motorsports.
You could probably fill a water balloon and attach some latex gloves and googly eyes, and this autist would stick his dick in it.

I can't even document all of the bizzare shit he's liked and posted, but I've grabbed plenty of his highlights, which include:
- His fetishes of furries, latex, goo, birds, rubber, vore, inflation, aeromorphs, ferals, transformation, and more
- Spreading of his fetishes across a multitude of communities and forums
- His defense of feral & cub porn
- His defense of KeroTheWolf
- His admittance to being underage at the time he engaged in what one can assume was massive amounts of online erotic roleplay
- His belief that he is trans-species/otherkin
- A compilation of hilarious, sad, and eye-bleeding takes on Twitter and Reddit.

I've done my best to condense the information into sections, so read whichever parts you want - there isn't much of a timeline, aside from his age at the time he posted many things.

So strap in, grab the popcorn, and prepare to have your eyes blasted with the ungodly amounts of cringeworthy shit this guy has tarnished the internet with over the past 8ish years, turning heads wherever he lands.

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Before we get into his posts, however, let's take a look at our guy.

Noah Nordstrom

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He got a lot bigger between 2013 and 2015. It's safe to say he's probably quite large now.

Noah is 22 years old, born Nov 13, 1998 according to Twitter posts and his DOB on DeviantArt. He suffers from aspergers, and more than likely lives at home with his parents. He went to school in Harbor Springs, Michigan, and may now reside in either Petoskey, Michigan, or somewhere in Oklahoma.
He is an adamant supporter of furries, feral and cub porn, exotic fetishes, and trans-speciesm.
He has stated that his religion is "glauxian" - a fantasy religion from Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
Noah enjoys video games and reading in his free time (of which, it seems, he has plenty).
His fursona is a neon pink latex gryphon, which was
allegedly stolen from someone else who originally commissioned the art.
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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE CANCEROUS

Noah is very fond of spreading his fetishes across the internet, and is mind-bogglingly optimistic and persistent in this -- despite the massive reaction of "What the fuck." he receives each time he subjects poor forum-goers to them.
In no particular order, here is a list of communities Noah has partaken in, along with his contributions:

Space Station 13
Noah has played Space Station 13 for years, most often on ERP servers at the bottom of the community's barrel. Even they don't want this guy.

Conversation between members of the SS13 community, talking about Noah and the servers he has gotten himself banned from
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The referenced conversation on BYOND client which shows Noah's death threats
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Paradise Station ban appeals
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...important-anymore/?tab=comments#comment-40612
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...-arizonagryphon12/?tab=comments#comment-94323
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...ppeal-noahgoldfox/?tab=comments#comment-42169
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...-for-noahgoldfox/?tab=comments#comment-136071
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/tg/station ban appeal
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=5359&p=138838#p138838
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V.O.R.E. Station (exactly what it sounds like) ban appeals
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1075
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1076
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1182
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1626&sid=6b18c5102861d868de300f778698e234
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One of Noah's lovely posts on the SS13 subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/7yqgrw/some_lizard_security/

The highlights:
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AuroraStation ban appeal
Noah posts fetish content in OOC chat, apologizes for not tagging it. Mods show him mercy after a stern talk.

https://forums.aurorastation.org/topic/3505-noahgoldfox-s-unban-request/
https://archive.ph/Vp9Xu
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ARMA
Seems to be a GTA-inspired ARMA server. Noah, of course, decides this is a great place for one of his classic fetish threads.

Grand Theft ARMA Community
https://archive.md/tBCAe

Starbound
These chucklefish forums mods are such glitterboys that they won't tolerate people shooing away another one of his obvious fetish threads.

https://community.playstarbound.com...latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.104369/
https://archive.md/QPtpd
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Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead (CDDA)
One of the bigger examples - Noah has repeatedly injected his furry and fetish content into the CDDA subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/kt3nyq/a_lupine_mutant_out_scavenging/
https://archive.md/1PzUp
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/jdi1ks/scavengers_gonna_scavenge/
https://archive.md/2SeU6
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/jeq1t0/postthreshold_mutations_as_seen_by_different/
https://archive.ph/hMd9a

This one is especially great.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/hx63a0/some_smalll_custom_mod_mutations_i_made_so_i/
https://archive.ph/UedLc
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A post calling out Noah on his behavior in the sub as well as some of his history across the internet, which I've included most of in this OP:
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmd...ome_to_make_a_callout_post_on_my_twitter_dot/
https://archive.md/piDqW

A few of Noah's comments in the sub:

One player gets fed up with Noah's furry posting:
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Remember how I mentioned that he thinks he's a trans-species latex gryphon?
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Epic!
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Guild Wars 2
Lucky for Noah, these guys are degenerate enough to not absolutely destroy him. He did steal the art, though.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/7r5dce/just_some_random_charr/
https://archive.ph/ysOkg

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Avatar: The Last Airbender
Not far out from the source material, and garnered little attention, but obviously a furry post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/ic8koj/getting_possesed_by_the_ayeaye_spirit/
https://archive.ph/aUNWi
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Bloons Tower Defense 6
Noah found a way to get off on his transformation fetish in BTD6.

https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/i6un80/because_the_last_one_got_1k_upvotes_heres_the/g10r4em/
https://archive.ph/sWMcr
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Grand Theft Auto Forums
Another latex fetish thread.

https://gtaforums.com/topic/745718-...ex-version-of-your-favori/?view=getnextunread
https://archive.md/Fo2Hs

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Animal Crossing
Inflatable villager. The post score leads one to believe that the Animal Crossing community is okay with this. This is actually a real character from Animal Crossing - it's no surprise he's a fan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/k9vmli/hopkins_the_inflatable_villager/
https://archive.ph/x95fU
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Paleontology Subreddit
Noah manages to sexualize Paleontology. Normal hobbyists react with fear and disgust.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Paleontolo...at_many_of_you_would_do_if_you_turned_into_a/
https://archive.md/UPIIw
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SCP
Noah injects his fetishes into the SCP universe, with mixed reactions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DankMemesFromSite19/comments/j4icy4/a_new_cute_and_goopy_scp/
https://archive.ph/N6JuF
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World of Warcraft
Furryposting in WoW subreddit, plus subtly revealing his fetishes via roleplay in chat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/9r4gf4/a_pretty_worgen/
https://archive.ph/fPnVp
https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/6fncar/dont_furget_to_get_to_boat_day_p/
https://archive.ph/Hx2l9
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World of Tanks
Noah apparently enjoys fetish roleplay in his tank games.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldofTanks/comments/2zry2q/have_you_saw_me_ingame/
https://archive.ph/k2GYS
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Fallout
You may be aware of the Fallout: The Frontier mod controversy which occurred after developers were revealed to be massive degenerates, one being an enjoyer of cub porn.
Noah adamantly defended this as not being pedophilic "in the slightest".

https://www.removeddit.com/r/Fallou...in_defence_of_the_frontier/gl7fiat/?context=3
https://www.removeddit.com/r/Fallou...t_one_sick_pedo_in_frontier_was_probably_not/
https://archive.ph/LIGoV
https://archive.ph/qfZ2l
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GTPlanet
Noah explores the world of motorsports, and the world of motorsports explores furry latex fetishes.

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.316196/
https://archive.md/Q0jMy
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Funnyjunk
There are a number of posts on Noah's account(s). Here's one from each.

https://funnyjunk.com/channel/furry/A+gryph+getting+squeaked/lcRyLyp/
https://archive.md/n60nE
https://funnyjunk.com/D66525c8eed04c098b6b9aa9ac135a99/kwspMxj/
https://archive.md/fyqj9

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Nexus Forums
This one is a rule infraction seemingly related to My Little Pony in Fallout. Unfortunately, the offending topic appears to be now gone.

https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/5474387-noahgoldfox-formal-warning-issued/
https://archive.md/ZAN0g
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Prepper Forums
I'm not sure what kind of doomsday Noah is preparing for, but he felt like sharing some latex love with other preppers. Many were scared -- the older ones, confused.

https://www.prepperforums.net/threa...-latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.14205/
https://archive.md/D0td4
https://archive.md/Su9Km
https://archive.md/GI9yn

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TL;DR: holy shit he's everywhere


HOT TAKES AND INSANITY

Noah has primarily used Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit to express himself online.

His posts show a ridiculous disconnect from reality, as well as some concerning opinions.
In no particular order, here's the best and worst of Noah on social media.

Many of you are familiar with KeroTheWolf.
Here's Noah defending him.
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https://archive.md/Y6Tz6

It's not bad if everyone does it!
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Noah admitting his age.
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He's quite fond of using "human" as a slur.
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As such, he believes that furries are a universal force of good.
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Noah's "religion".
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Hot take on feminism via tumblr.
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https://archive.md/Ghsrq

Wishing rape upon someone, in response to an imgur screencap of a Reddit thread about what sexual assault victims wish upon their attackers.
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https://archive.md/3QgSo


Bear in mind the age of this post, but it's still pretty fucked.

And apparently rejoicing in someone's death as well.
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Noah believes he is a trans-species latex gryphon, and wants to fight against specieism.
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Noah defending zoophilia.
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https://archive.md/DwdER

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https://archive.md/uBeTH

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https://archive.md/WAQVH


Wh.. what the fuck is a yinglet?
EDIT: It's apparently a species from Out-of-Placers
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Noah describes himself as "pretty nonbinary"
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Replies to a now deleted post, with allusion to someone making questionable actions while underage.
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Noah believes that anything should be drawable.
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He has some thoughts on trans vikings as well.
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Ignorance is bliss.
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He once sank into a "light depression" because of the game Escape from Tarkov.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Escapefrom...ybody_else_have_light_depression_because_the/

Noah may have found a relationship at one point in his teenage years, somehow.
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Noah's take on abortion and condoms.
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Noah's liked posts on Twitter reveal more of his tastes.

Below are some examples of things he's liked over the past couple years.
I refuse to dig through the entire history because it's just too fucking much.

It seems he likes feet, as well. Who'da thought?
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More evidence of him being into ferals.

Sexualization of animated cartoon cows.
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Fursuit play? You bet.

Jesus christ.
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Again, this speaks for itself.
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He's liked plenty of posts defending feral/babyfur.
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CONCLUSION/TLDR

Noah is a disgusting and hilarious example of someone who has sunk deep into fetishistic escapism.
There is evidence to suggest that he may be (depending on your definitions) a zoophile (ferals fetish, defense of ferals on twitter), and potentially a pedophile (defends cub/babyfur).
There is no evidence to suggest that he is a threat to real world animals.

Noah is a perfect example of who not to let into your community. Grab a fan and blow that shit out before it spreads.

To top everything off, here's a comic featuring NoahGoldFox's latex gryphon fursona.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23432008/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23432028/
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go hide my latex gloves before I hear a crash at my window.

PROFILE LINKS AND ARCHIVES

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/NoahGoldFox/
https://archive.md/wYscC
Twitter: https://twitter.com/noahgoldfox
https://archive.md/6IJYh
Tumblr: https://noahgoldfox.tumblr.com/
https://archive.md/W13NG
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~noahgoldfox
https://archive.ph/uxmpE
Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/noahgoldfox
https://archive.ph/IoGC1
Furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/noahthegoldfox
https://archive.md/sK60t
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/noah.nordstrom.9
https://archive.md/FXjrP
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198107797054
https://archive.md/2FJWj
Imgur: https://imgur.com/user/NoahGoldFox/index/best
https://archive.md/3QgSo
Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/users/43064237/profile#!/about
https://archive.ph/xFlrJ
BYOND: http://www.byond.com/members/NoahGoldFox?tab=index&replies=1
https://archive.ph/yH0sq
UnknownCheats: https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/members/1087776.html
https://archive.ph/o1khP
Nexus: https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/user/9292344-NoahGoldFox/
Guess gligar13vids gain weight. lol
 

TheBigOne

The Real GlitchedPuppet
True & Honest Fan
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Tiny update. I found the commissioner who commissioned that pink griffin image on OP's post. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26681886/ (Adult rating so I can't archive)
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I don't think he'll ever stop.
 

legtard respecter

it was a vicious hate crime
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he was also on /vg/station too where he had some vox static where its whole gimmick was that it had latex skin, so theres that too. wish i could dive for logs or screencaps later

gas the vox and vox metaclub

Edit: /vg/stations logs only go back to 2020 (due to ones before that containing uncensored IPs, in their own words) and he played way before that, so sadly its only accessible to admemes
 
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Leonard Helplessness

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Tiny update. I found the commissioner who commissioned that pink griffin image on OP's post. https://www.furaffinity.net/view/26681886/ (Adult rating so I can't archive)
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I don't think he'll ever stop.
It's pretty sad when the person who designed the latex fetish gryphon has to put up a notice that they're not the person who adopted the latex fetish gryphon as a fursona without asking and started running around the internet being a profound retard.
 

Uncle Warren

True & Honest Fan
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I've been sitting on this for a little while, but I think at this point I've lost the reason to give a shit:

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Noah had been a personal thorn in my side for a few months, and truth be told it's a relief to have this thread. I archived most of the shit before when me and a few buddies were looking into him (I believe @Catch Your Breath may have that DM unless it was autopruned) but we worst we only knew about his autistic defending of that skunk dude. We didn't know anything about his Kero sperging until the thread was up.

Noah if you're reading this, kill yourself.
 

koeblad

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One of the threads Noah was replying to (involving defense of someone making questionable acts as a minor) that I saw as deleted when I wrote the OP is suddenly visible upon revisiting (???).

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Huldymian

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lmao this is such a great thread, good job OP. The ARMA thread had some great replies

Lack of socialization and bad parenting, or just the parents giving a child endless access to the internet with zero moderation (which I'd consider bad parenting too). But most likely that with practically no real world socialization.
He also has assburgers on top of that, so it's normal retardation from all that shit x 10. People with Assburgers tend to hyperfocus on strange subjects, like weather patterns, license plates, or children's toys. It'll dominate conversations you have with them. This dude made no attempt at to obsess over any of that cute retard shit like temperatures and went straight to furry latex bird porn lmao
 

JohnSpaceman

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he was also on /vg/station too where he had some vox static where its whole gimmick was that it had latex skin, so theres that too. wish i could dive for logs or screencaps later

gas the vox and vox metaclub

Edit: /vg/stations logs only go back to 2020 (due to ones before that containing uncensored IPs, in their own words) and he played way before that, so sadly its only accessible to admemes
I was on /vg/ at the time, tried to have a look around to see if I have anything saved but couldn't find specifics about the ban, but I did find this:

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This was the description he was using on his static. Didn't take him long to get banned at all.
 

legtard respecter

it was a vicious hate crime
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I was on /vg/ at the time, tried to have a look around to see if I have anything saved but couldn't find specifics about the ban, but I did find this:

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This was the description he was using on his static. Didn't take him long to get banned at all.
he doesnt show up on the bans page or forums though: https://ss13.moe/index.php/bans http://ss13.moe/forum/search.php?keywords=noahgoldfox
ctrl+f 0 results
however, 2018 and 2019 logs just got added to the publics view (probably to comb IPs out or something) so i might check those in a while for this static, thanks
 
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JohnSpaceman

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He was banned in 2017 so if those logs are not public you wont find him in 2018 onwards. That being said; he was quite infamous on the server so logs of his were passed around on the discord back when it happened.

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I think unfortunately the only person who has access to the 2017 and older logs is the host of /vg/, still if I find anything else I'll post it here.
 

Spoonomancer

Stared at Lou Gagliardi's foot hole
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"It's not fetishy, ish just lore"
I mean when your character is someone else's fetish piece then you have literally no argument at all.
 

TFT-A9

I identify as a 55-ton quadmech, shitlord
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I can't decide if this dude is just absolutely oblivious to how disagreeable he is or what. The constant "I'm cute, latex vox are cute" etc. looks like a hell of a lot of cope or possibly straight-up delusion. He can't seem to stop saying how cute he is.
 

Uncle Warren

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"It's not fetishy, ish just lore"
I mean when your character is someone else's fetish piece then you have literally no argument at all.
I can't decide if this dude is just absolutely oblivious to how disagreeable he is or what. The constant "I'm cute, latex vox are cute" etc. looks like a hell of a lot of cope or possibly straight-up delusion. He can't seem to stop saying how cute he is.

Would you like to know more?
 

paint.net

GIMP's non-open sourced cousin
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I can't decide if this dude is just absolutely oblivious to how disagreeable he is or what. The constant "I'm cute, latex vox are cute" etc. looks like a hell of a lot of cope or possibly straight-up delusion. He can't seem to stop saying how cute he is.
It's like if being cute is his whole personality. In real life, he looks like one of those [American] school movies in which the fat kid is considered as a bully. He also looks like someone who eats chicken nuggies everyday.
 

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