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NoahGoldFox is an autistic, highly temperamental, cub & feral porn defending, latex and inflation loving furry cancer of the internet who cannot help but to pridefully contaminate every community he comes into contact with.
He is a legendary plague in the Space Station 13 community, and has spread his fetishes with joy across the internet, from Bloons Tower Defense to motorsports.
You could probably fill a water balloon and attach some latex gloves and googly eyes, and this autist would stick his dick in it.

I can't even document all of the bizzare shit he's liked and posted, but I've grabbed plenty of his highlights, which include:
- His fetishes of furries, latex, goo, birds, rubber, vore, inflation, aeromorphs, ferals, transformation, and more
- Spreading of his fetishes across a multitude of communities and forums
- His defense of feral & cub porn
- His defense of KeroTheWolf
- His admittance to being underage at the time he engaged in what one can assume was massive amounts of online erotic roleplay
- His belief that he is trans-species/otherkin
- A compilation of hilarious, sad, and eye-bleeding takes on Twitter and Reddit.

I've done my best to condense the information into sections, so read whichever parts you want - there isn't much of a timeline, aside from his age at the time he posted many things.

So strap in, grab the popcorn, and prepare to have your eyes blasted with the ungodly amounts of cringeworthy shit this guy has tarnished the internet with over the past 8ish years, turning heads wherever he lands.

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Before we get into his posts, however, let's take a look at our guy.

Noah Nordstrom

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He got a lot bigger between 2013 and 2015. It's safe to say he's probably quite large now.

Noah is 22 years old, born Nov 13, 1998 according to Twitter posts and his DOB on DeviantArt. He suffers from aspergers, and more than likely lives at home with his parents. He went to school in Harbor Springs, Michigan, and may now reside in either Petoskey, Michigan, or somewhere in Oklahoma.
He is an adamant supporter of furries, feral and cub porn, exotic fetishes, and trans-speciesm.
He has stated that his religion is "glauxian" - a fantasy religion from Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
Noah enjoys video games and reading in his free time (of which, it seems, he has plenty).
His fursona is a neon pink latex gryphon, which was
allegedly stolen from someone else who originally commissioned the art.
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THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE CANCEROUS

Noah is very fond of spreading his fetishes across the internet, and is mind-bogglingly optimistic and persistent in this -- despite the massive reaction of "What the fuck." he receives each time he subjects poor forum-goers to them.
In no particular order, here is a list of communities Noah has partaken in, along with his contributions:

Space Station 13
Noah has played Space Station 13 for years, most often on ERP servers at the bottom of the community's barrel. Even they don't want this guy.

Conversation between members of the SS13 community, talking about Noah and the servers he has gotten himself banned from
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The referenced conversation on BYOND client which shows Noah's death threats
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Paradise Station ban appeals
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...important-anymore/?tab=comments#comment-40612
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...-arizonagryphon12/?tab=comments#comment-94323
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...ppeal-noahgoldfox/?tab=comments#comment-42169
https://www.paradisestation.org/for...-for-noahgoldfox/?tab=comments#comment-136071
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/tg/station ban appeal
https://tgstation13.org/phpBB/viewtopic.php?f=34&t=5359&p=138838#p138838
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V.O.R.E. Station (exactly what it sounds like) ban appeals
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1075
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1076
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1182
https://forum.vore-station.net/viewtopic.php?f=38&t=1626&sid=6b18c5102861d868de300f778698e234
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One of Noah's lovely posts on the SS13 subreddit:
https://www.reddit.com/r/SS13/comments/7yqgrw/some_lizard_security/

The highlights:
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AuroraStation ban appeal
Noah posts fetish content in OOC chat, apologizes for not tagging it. Mods show him mercy after a stern talk.

https://forums.aurorastation.org/topic/3505-noahgoldfox-s-unban-request/
https://archive.ph/Vp9Xu
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ARMA
Seems to be a GTA-inspired ARMA server. Noah, of course, decides this is a great place for one of his classic fetish threads.

Grand Theft ARMA Community
https://archive.md/tBCAe

Starbound
These chucklefish forums mods are such glitterboys that they won't tolerate people shooing away another one of his obvious fetish threads.

https://community.playstarbound.com...latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.104369/
https://archive.md/QPtpd
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Cataclysm: Dark Days Ahead (CDDA)
One of the bigger examples - Noah has repeatedly injected his furry and fetish content into the CDDA subreddit:

https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/kt3nyq/a_lupine_mutant_out_scavenging/
https://archive.md/1PzUp
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/jdi1ks/scavengers_gonna_scavenge/
https://archive.md/2SeU6
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/jeq1t0/postthreshold_mutations_as_seen_by_different/
https://archive.ph/hMd9a

This one is especially great.
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmdda/comments/hx63a0/some_smalll_custom_mod_mutations_i_made_so_i/
https://archive.ph/UedLc
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A post calling out Noah on his behavior in the sub as well as some of his history across the internet, which I've included most of in this OP:
https://www.reddit.com/r/cataclysmd...ome_to_make_a_callout_post_on_my_twitter_dot/
https://archive.md/piDqW

A few of Noah's comments in the sub:

One player gets fed up with Noah's furry posting:
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Remember how I mentioned that he thinks he's a trans-species latex gryphon?
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Epic!
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Guild Wars 2
Lucky for Noah, these guys are degenerate enough to not absolutely destroy him. He did steal the art, though.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Guildwars2/comments/7r5dce/just_some_random_charr/
https://archive.ph/ysOkg

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Avatar: The Last Airbender
Not far out from the source material, and garnered little attention, but obviously a furry post.

https://www.reddit.com/r/TheLastAirbender/comments/ic8koj/getting_possesed_by_the_ayeaye_spirit/
https://archive.ph/aUNWi
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Bloons Tower Defense 6
Noah found a way to get off on his transformation fetish in BTD6.

https://www.reddit.com/r/btd6/comments/i6un80/because_the_last_one_got_1k_upvotes_heres_the/g10r4em/
https://archive.ph/sWMcr
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Grand Theft Auto Forums
Another latex fetish thread.

https://gtaforums.com/topic/745718-...ex-version-of-your-favori/?view=getnextunread
https://archive.md/Fo2Hs

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Animal Crossing
Inflatable villager. The post score leads one to believe that the Animal Crossing community is okay with this. This is actually a real character from Animal Crossing - it's no surprise he's a fan.
https://www.reddit.com/r/AnimalCrossing/comments/k9vmli/hopkins_the_inflatable_villager/
https://archive.ph/x95fU
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Paleontology Subreddit
Noah manages to sexualize Paleontology. Normal hobbyists react with fear and disgust.

https://www.reddit.com/r/Paleontolo...at_many_of_you_would_do_if_you_turned_into_a/
https://archive.md/UPIIw
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SCP
Noah injects his fetishes into the SCP universe, with mixed reactions.

https://www.reddit.com/r/DankMemesFromSite19/comments/j4icy4/a_new_cute_and_goopy_scp/
https://archive.ph/N6JuF
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World of Warcraft
Furryposting in WoW subreddit, plus subtly revealing his fetishes via roleplay in chat.

https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/9r4gf4/a_pretty_worgen/
https://archive.ph/fPnVp
https://www.reddit.com/r/wow/comments/6fncar/dont_furget_to_get_to_boat_day_p/
https://archive.ph/Hx2l9
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World of Tanks
Noah apparently enjoys fetish roleplay in his tank games.

https://www.reddit.com/r/WorldofTanks/comments/2zry2q/have_you_saw_me_ingame/
https://archive.ph/k2GYS
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Fallout
You may be aware of the Fallout: The Frontier mod controversy which occurred after developers were revealed to be massive degenerates, one being an enjoyer of cub porn.
Noah adamantly defended this as not being pedophilic "in the slightest".

https://www.removeddit.com/r/Fallou...in_defence_of_the_frontier/gl7fiat/?context=3
https://www.removeddit.com/r/Fallou...t_one_sick_pedo_in_frontier_was_probably_not/
https://archive.ph/LIGoV
https://archive.ph/qfZ2l
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GTPlanet
Noah explores the world of motorsports, and the world of motorsports explores furry latex fetishes.

https://www.gtplanet.net/forum/thre...latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.316196/
https://archive.md/Q0jMy
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Funnyjunk
There are a number of posts on Noah's account(s). Here's one from each.

https://funnyjunk.com/channel/furry/A+gryph+getting+squeaked/lcRyLyp/
https://archive.md/n60nE
https://funnyjunk.com/D66525c8eed04c098b6b9aa9ac135a99/kwspMxj/
https://archive.md/fyqj9

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Nexus Forums
This one is a rule infraction seemingly related to My Little Pony in Fallout. Unfortunately, the offending topic appears to be now gone.

https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/topic/5474387-noahgoldfox-formal-warning-issued/
https://archive.md/ZAN0g
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Prepper Forums
I'm not sure what kind of doomsday Noah is preparing for, but he felt like sharing some latex love with other preppers. Many were scared -- the older ones, confused.

https://www.prepperforums.net/threa...-latex-version-of-your-favorite-animal.14205/
https://archive.md/D0td4
https://archive.md/Su9Km
https://archive.md/GI9yn

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TL;DR: holy shit he's everywhere


HOT TAKES AND INSANITY

Noah has primarily used Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit to express himself online.

His posts show a ridiculous disconnect from reality, as well as some concerning opinions.
In no particular order, here's the best and worst of Noah on social media.

Many of you are familiar with KeroTheWolf.
Here's Noah defending him.
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https://archive.md/Y6Tz6

It's not bad if everyone does it!
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Noah admitting his age.
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He's quite fond of using "human" as a slur.
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As such, he believes that furries are a universal force of good.
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Noah's "religion".
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Hot take on feminism via tumblr.
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https://archive.md/Ghsrq

Wishing rape upon someone, in response to an imgur screencap of a Reddit thread about what sexual assault victims wish upon their attackers.
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https://archive.md/3QgSo


Bear in mind the age of this post, but it's still pretty fucked.

And apparently rejoicing in someone's death as well.
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Noah believes he is a trans-species latex gryphon, and wants to fight against specieism.
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Noah defending zoophilia.
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https://archive.md/DwdER

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https://archive.md/uBeTH

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https://archive.md/WAQVH


Wh.. what the fuck is a yinglet?
EDIT: It's apparently a species from Out-of-Placers
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Noah describes himself as "pretty nonbinary"
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Replies to a now deleted post, with allusion to someone making questionable actions while underage.
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https://archive.md/z5vyq


Noah believes that anything should be drawable.
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He has some thoughts on trans vikings as well.
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Ignorance is bliss.
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He once sank into a "light depression" because of the game Escape from Tarkov.
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https://www.reddit.com/r/Escapefrom...ybody_else_have_light_depression_because_the/

Noah may have found a relationship at one point in his teenage years, somehow.
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Noah's take on abortion and condoms.
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Noah's liked posts on Twitter reveal more of his tastes.

Below are some examples of things he's liked over the past couple years.
I refuse to dig through the entire history because it's just too fucking much.

It seems he likes feet, as well. Who'da thought?
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More evidence of him being into ferals.
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Sexualization of animated cartoon cows.
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Fursuit play? You bet.
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Jesus christ.
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Again, this speaks for itself.
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He's liked plenty of posts defending feral/babyfur.
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CONCLUSION/TLDR

Noah is a disgusting and hilarious example of someone who has sunk deep into fetishistic escapism.
There is evidence to suggest that he may be (depending on your definitions) a zoophile (ferals fetish, defense of ferals on twitter), and potentially a pedophile (defends cub/babyfur).
There is no evidence to suggest that he is a threat to real world animals.

Noah is a perfect example of who not to let into your community. Grab a fan and blow that shit out before it spreads.

To top everything off, here's a comic featuring NoahGoldFox's latex gryphon fursona.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23432008/
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/23432028/
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm gonna go hide my latex gloves before I hear a crash at my window.

PROFILE LINKS AND ARCHIVES

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/NoahGoldFox/
https://archive.md/wYscC
Twitter: https://twitter.com/noahgoldfox
https://archive.md/6IJYh
Tumblr: https://noahgoldfox.tumblr.com/
https://archive.md/W13NG
Weasyl: https://www.weasyl.com/~noahgoldfox
https://archive.ph/uxmpE
Deviantart: https://www.deviantart.com/noahgoldfox
https://archive.ph/IoGC1
Furaffinity: https://www.furaffinity.net/user/noahthegoldfox
https://archive.md/sK60t
Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/noah.nordstrom.9
https://archive.md/FXjrP
Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198107797054
https://archive.md/2FJWj
Imgur: https://imgur.com/user/NoahGoldFox/index/best
https://archive.md/3QgSo
Roblox: https://www.roblox.com/users/43064237/profile#!/about
https://archive.ph/xFlrJ
BYOND: http://www.byond.com/members/NoahGoldFox?tab=index&replies=1
https://archive.ph/yH0sq
UnknownCheats: https://www.unknowncheats.me/forum/members/1087776.html
https://archive.ph/o1khP
Nexus: https://forums.nexusmods.com/index.php?/user/9292344-NoahGoldFox/
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