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NoahGoldFox is an autistic, highly temperamental, cub & feral porn defending, latex and inflation loving furry cancer of the internet who cannot help but to pridefully contaminate every community he comes into contact with.
He is a legendary plague in the Space Station 13 community, and has spread his fetishes with joy across the internet, from Bloons Tower Defense to motorsports.
You could probably fill a water balloon and attach some latex gloves and googly eyes, and this autist would stick his dick in it.
I can't even document all of the bizzare shit he's liked and posted, but I've grabbed plenty of his highlights, which include:
- His fetishes of furries, latex, goo, birds, rubber, vore, inflation, aeromorphs, ferals, transformation, and more
- Spreading of his fetishes across a multitude of communities and forums
- His defense of feral & cub porn
- His defense of KeroTheWolf
- His admittance to being underage at the time he engaged in what one can assume was massive amounts of online erotic roleplay
- His belief that he is trans-species/otherkin
- A compilation of hilarious, sad, and eye-bleeding takes on Twitter and Reddit.
I've done my best to condense the information into sections, so read whichever parts you want - there isn't much of a timeline, aside from his age at the time he posted many things.
So strap in, grab the popcorn, and prepare to have your eyes blasted with the ungodly amounts of cringeworthy shit this guy has tarnished the internet with over the past 8ish years, turning heads wherever he lands.
Before we get into his posts, however, let's take a look at our guy.
Noah Nordstrom
He got a lot bigger between 2013 and 2015. It's safe to say he's probably quite large now.
Noah is 22 years old, born Nov 13, 1998 according to Twitter posts and his DOB on DeviantArt. He suffers from aspergers, and more than likely lives at home with his parents. He went to school in Harbor Springs, Michigan, and may now reside in either Petoskey, Michigan, or somewhere in Oklahoma.
He is an adamant supporter of furries, feral and cub porn, exotic fetishes, and trans-speciesm.
He has stated that his religion is "glauxian" - a fantasy religion from Guardians of Ga'Hoole.
Noah enjoys video games and reading in his free time (of which, it seems, he has plenty).
His fursona is a neon pink latex gryphon, which was allegedly stolen from someone else who originally commissioned the art.
THE GOOD, THE BAD, AND THE CANCEROUS
Noah is very fond of spreading his fetishes across the internet, and is mind-bogglingly optimistic and persistent in this -- despite the massive reaction of "What the fuck." he receives each time he subjects poor forum-goers to them.
In no particular order, here is a list of communities Noah has partaken in, along with his contributions:
Space Station 13
Noah has played Space Station 13 for years, most often on ERP servers at the bottom of the community's barrel. Even they don't want this guy.
Conversation between members of the SS13 community, talking about Noah and the servers he has gotten himself banned from
The referenced conversation on BYOND client which shows Noah's death threats
Fallout
You may be aware of the Fallout: The Frontier mod controversy which occurred after developers were revealed to be massive degenerates, one being an enjoyer of cub porn.
Noah adamantly defended this as not being pedophilic "in the slightest".
Prepper Forums
I'm not sure what kind of doomsday Noah is preparing for, but he felt like sharing some latex love with other preppers. Many were scared -- the older ones, confused.
Noah has primarily used Twitter, Facebook, and Reddit to express himself online.
His posts show a ridiculous disconnect from reality, as well as some concerning opinions.
In no particular order, here's the best and worst of Noah on social media.
Wishing rape upon someone, in response to an imgur screencap of a Reddit thread about what sexual assault victims wish upon their attackers. https://archive.md/3QgSo
Bear in mind the age of this post, but it's still pretty fucked.
And apparently rejoicing in someone's death as well.
Noah believes he is a trans-species latex gryphon, and wants to fight against specieism.
Noah may have found a relationship at one point in his teenage years, somehow.
Noah's take on abortion and condoms.
Noah's liked posts on Twitter reveal more of his tastes.
Below are some examples of things he's liked over the past couple years.
I refuse to dig through the entire history because it's just too fucking much.
It seems he likes feet, as well. Who'da thought?
More evidence of him being into ferals.
Sexualization of animated cartoon cows.
Fursuit play? You bet.
Jesus christ.
Again, this speaks for itself.
He's liked plenty of posts defending feral/babyfur.
CONCLUSION/TLDR
Noah is a disgusting and hilarious example of someone who has sunk deep into fetishistic escapism.
There is evidence to suggest that he may be (depending on your definitions) a zoophile (ferals fetish, defense of ferals on twitter), and potentially a pedophile (defends cub/babyfur).
There is no evidence to suggest that he is a threat to real world animals.
Noah is a perfect example of who not to let into your community. Grab a fan and blow that shit out before it spreads.