Patrick Scrivener... where do I begin with this whackjob?
Much like David Stewart this guy's posts were a common sight to behold back when I frequently browsed FSTDT for my entertainment at the expense of the mentally exceptional. He was frequently a contestant for the "Conspiracy Theorist of the Year" award, which was handed out to whichever crazy man was least on his meds and posting the strangest shit on the online.
Patrick Scrivener (affectionately nicknamed "Paddy Scribbler") is loon that was born somewhere on the really soggy Isle of Ireland, where he must have infused psychedelic substances with his diet of potatoes and alcohol. He spends most of his time preaching online to a choir that consists of nothing but people who were amused and/or befuddled by his strange writings on the subjects of history, religion, and current events.
In Paddy's mind the entire world is controlled by the diabolical trio alliance of Satan-Catholics-British Intelligence Services. And only he can shine his light of truth in this dark cave.
He does this on his website, Reformation.org.
Here is his about page: http://www.reformation.org/about-patrick-scrivener.html (Archive)
He claims that the British Government (and especially MI6, it's spying wing, made famous by James Bond movies) are behind all world events, and they still to this day oppress his people, fueling his vicious victim complex. They "imprisioned [him] in a Gulag" for 4 years from 1960 to 1964. Patrick claims to have been born again a decade later, in 1974.
He managed to avoid having the pedo priests ravage his youthful boypussy, but those fuckers did a number on the man's soul. This led him to leave Ireland for London in the late 1960s where he took a job as a waiter. And in 1967, he went to some Montreal Expo, which has some connection to that guy who shot Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
He spent his time converting to Pentacostalism in the early-mid 1970s and attending church in New York, and officially became a citizen of the United States in 1976.
He is currently retired and living in Reston, Virginia. He gives out his own mailing address as: P.O. Box 3333, Reston, Virginia, 20195.
His website last updated on August 3rd of this year, so as far as I know the Scribbler is still walking among us: http://www.reformation.org/page2.html#The Wonders (Archive)
And here is some prime content to start you guys off with a taste of how he writes (should you have skipped the about page in his own words, and instead read my bastardized version of it)
http://www.reformation.org/war-of-1812.html
Is his take on The War of 1812
and: http://reformation.org/general-groves.html
Is where he exposes the fake moon landings.
Semper Fi, Kiwis.
Much like David Stewart this guy's posts were a common sight to behold back when I frequently browsed FSTDT for my entertainment at the expense of the mentally exceptional. He was frequently a contestant for the "Conspiracy Theorist of the Year" award, which was handed out to whichever crazy man was least on his meds and posting the strangest shit on the online.
Patrick Scrivener (affectionately nicknamed "Paddy Scribbler") is loon that was born somewhere on the really soggy Isle of Ireland, where he must have infused psychedelic substances with his diet of potatoes and alcohol. He spends most of his time preaching online to a choir that consists of nothing but people who were amused and/or befuddled by his strange writings on the subjects of history, religion, and current events.
In Paddy's mind the entire world is controlled by the diabolical trio alliance of Satan-Catholics-British Intelligence Services. And only he can shine his light of truth in this dark cave.
He does this on his website, Reformation.org.
Here is his about page: http://www.reformation.org/about-patrick-scrivener.html (Archive)
He claims that the British Government (and especially MI6, it's spying wing, made famous by James Bond movies) are behind all world events, and they still to this day oppress his people, fueling his vicious victim complex. They "imprisioned [him] in a Gulag" for 4 years from 1960 to 1964. Patrick claims to have been born again a decade later, in 1974.
He managed to avoid having the pedo priests ravage his youthful boypussy, but those fuckers did a number on the man's soul. This led him to leave Ireland for London in the late 1960s where he took a job as a waiter. And in 1967, he went to some Montreal Expo, which has some connection to that guy who shot Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.
He spent his time converting to Pentacostalism in the early-mid 1970s and attending church in New York, and officially became a citizen of the United States in 1976.
He is currently retired and living in Reston, Virginia. He gives out his own mailing address as: P.O. Box 3333, Reston, Virginia, 20195.
His website last updated on August 3rd of this year, so as far as I know the Scribbler is still walking among us: http://www.reformation.org/page2.html#The Wonders (Archive)
And here is some prime content to start you guys off with a taste of how he writes (should you have skipped the about page in his own words, and instead read my bastardized version of it)
http://www.reformation.org/war-of-1812.html
Is his take on The War of 1812
and: http://reformation.org/general-groves.html
Is where he exposes the fake moon landings.
Semper Fi, Kiwis.
. This guy is exceptional in every sense of the word. I remember in my FSTDT browsing days I could always tell from his, erm, special, writing style just how nuts he was. The single sentence paragraphs with the profligate exclamation marks amid hordes of sperging about how the Royal Family (who were, of course, lizards) were going to get him. Usually by way of illuminati assassins.
