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Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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who the fuck decided to greenlight those into production
What next, a t-shirt with a rectangle cut out at nipple height and armpit holes?
What next, a t-shirt with a rectangle cut out at nipple height and armpit holes?
Jeans with fox tail buttplugs already installed.
I saw some douchy looking fucker on the subway wearing a t-shirt with two squares at the nipples with see-through net.
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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I saw some douchy looking fucker on the subway wearing a t-shirt with two squares at the nipples with see-through net.
All prices calculated from Walmart.com, do not include tax:
Pair of Faded Glory Women's Jeans: $9.88
Pair of scissors: $2.38
3 rolls of scotch tape (to mimic the plastic on the front of the knees): $5.14
Total: $17.50
Nordstrom price: $95
Savings of $77.50
Pair of Faded Glory Women's Jeans: $9.88
Pair of scissors: $2.38
3 rolls of scotch tape (to mimic the plastic on the front of the knees): $5.14
Total: $17.50
Nordstrom price: $95
Savings of $77.50
Nobody would ever wear this, people have ripped jeans, sure, but nobody wears those on purpose. Most of the time it's because they're too lazy to throw them out, they just act like it's a fashion statement.
Then there's this. Who cares about whether we can see your knees pr not? Literally almost no one has a knee fetish. At least with @Varg Did Nothing Wrong's design, there would be people getting boners from it.
There is no point to this.
Then there's this. Who cares about whether we can see your knees pr not? Literally almost no one has a knee fetish. At least with @Varg Did Nothing Wrong's design, there would be people getting boners from it.
There is no point to this.
fire_fly
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I mean, the store I work in has like 500 different pairs of "distressed" jeans with holes in various sizes on them. So people definitely buy them on purpose. And God help you if you're out of their size and you DARE suggest they could add distressing themselves...
That said, this is extraordinarily stupid. Why anyone thought this was a good idea, I'll never know. It'd be one thing if the jeans were in a flattering shape, but acid-washed mom jeans aren't cute on anyone.
Varg Did Nothing Wrong
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There is no flattering shape that could make rectangular cutouts on the front of the knees with plastic over them sexy.
Somebody posted the April Fools Day advert a little early?
I think I saw someone wear those during a middle-school production of Tom Sawyer. They were playing Huck Finn.
No, wait, they had colorful patches over the knees. The length, cut, and ugliness were still the same, though. (I think he even stood with the same posture as in the picture.)
No, wait, they had colorful patches over the knees. The length, cut, and ugliness were still the same, though. (I think he even stood with the same posture as in the picture.)
How many pairs of eyes saw those things, and nobody said, "what are you, crazy?"
Karamatsu did something like that (with the nipple rectangle, at least):
Nordstrom's should dox their employee that did this for the keks.
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