TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

Sissy Galvez

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Lindsay doesn't seem happy with the east coast making fun of LA having to deal with earthquakes. I picture the earthquakes launching Lindsay into physical comedy scenario like stumbling face first into pies, all her various alcoholic beverages rolling out from the top shelf hitting her on the head and being flung forward sitting at her computer which causes her to accidentally hit like on a far-right tweet followed by her internet going down before she can undo it.

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Once again, Lindsay is angrily shaking her fist at the "precious free speech" of her enemies.

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The release of her Game of Thrones video has been soured by a claim being made against the video by UMG over her brief use of a Sarah McLachlan song. Lindsay calls UMG grifters and suggests most of their profits come from targeting people like her who make popular videos. Someone pitches the idea of Lindsay going no ads and just being transparent by naming an amount she needs from fans on Patreon. She says going no ads would cause a health insurance problem for her and then mentions vague hardships that cause things to be tough.

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Imagine accusing others of grifting and not yourself.

Here’s Lindsay kissing the ass of someone with AIDS.

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pozilei

gnome related slander
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Hell, at least GoT is something she hasn't done a video on yet.
Tbf, not really. I'm 99.9% certain she did some kind of GoT episode recap thing for a while with then boyfriend Todd in the Shadows. I guess after Blip.tv met it's (un)timely demise it all went away because I couldn't find a video. Just some remnants like this and this.

Not really sure where I'm going with this. Just saying that she's been rambling on about GoT for a while, I guess.

edit: posted too soon. Found some videos here
 
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Traummaschine

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The release of her Game of Thrones video has been soured by a claim being made against the video by UMG over her brief use of a Sarah McLachlan song. Lindsay calls UMG grifters and suggests most of their profits come from targeting people like her who make popular videos. Someone pitches the idea of Lindsay going no ads and just being transparent by naming an amount she needs from fans on Patreon. She says going no ads would cause a health insurance problem for her and then mentions vague hardships that cause things to be tough.

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Pretty funny to see her try to squirm herself out of that suggestion.

Taking a quick look at her Patreon and donor list at the end of her latest video she seems to be making relatively little compared to her patreon numbers, but my estimate is still that she makes at least 19000$ a month there (before Patreon takes their cut). Likely higher since that is just based on her two tiers, and I'm guessing some people go above those (and very few go below 2$).

And then she has her ad money (which she admits can be pretty high in those tweets) and pay for other videos she makes. She probably even get some paid speaking engagements.

It's pretty ballsy to tell your paying fans that you are struggling when you probably make over twice as much as 99% of them.
 

NeoGAF Lurker

An Niggo
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Pretty funny to see her try to squirm herself out of that suggestion.

Taking a quick look at her Patreon and donor list at the end of her latest video she seems to be making relatively little compared to her patreon numbers, but my estimate is still that she makes at least 19000$ a month there (before Patreon takes their cut). Likely higher since that is just based on her two tiers, and I'm guessing some people go above those (and very few go below 2$).

And then she has her ad money (which she admits can be pretty high in those tweets) and pay for other videos she makes. She probably even get some paid speaking engagements.

It's pretty ballsy to tell your paying fans that you are struggling when you probably make over twice as much as 99% of them.
Impromptu visits to Disney World aren’t cheap, you know.
 

Hank Salagna

I eat your babies bietch
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Watched the GoT video, it was okay. Seemed like she was actually for once trying to hold back on all her usual virtue signaling and social justice smugness.
 

KillThemCrackasBabies

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I tried watching the GoT video but I can't handle her weird speaking style. I don't think it's anything she's deliberately doing, but it' like listening someone try to explain a shitty interaction at a grocery store, and they think you're not listening so they're getting progressively more annoyed at you even though you're not actively trying to provoke them?

That might not make any sense but I don't know how to describe it, it's just so bizarrely offputting about her speaking style and I can't really articulate why it sounds like that to me.
 

MediocreMilt

Ooh good comeback... Moron
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Higgins

Transforming the bukkake into burritos and tacos
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I mean, I know she's joking, but I can't imagine being married to a woman who calls other men her husband (especially on public social media posts).

I'm honestly doubtful that Mr. SpaceX exists (or at least that the marriage lasted).
I don’t know man. Think about the kind of person who’d willing marry Lindsay Ellis. That guy must bleed soy
 

V0dka

I'm drunk.
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I mean, I know she's joking, but I can't imagine being married to a woman who calls other men her husband (especially on public social media posts).

I'm honestly doubtful that Mr. SpaceX exists (or at least that the marriage lasted).
In my experience interacting with these people, if shes regularly bringing guys out with her to places and posting pics on social media and calling them "my boys" and other such euphemisms, then shes cucking the husband on the side, (it helps her anxiety). I mean, she's in a Vegas Hotel and Casino for gods sake. She's there to get drunk, take drugs and get plowed by some soyboys in a hotel room, power bottom style.

I mean remember what happened last time.

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Random Internet Person

Follower of the Weeb Wars
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In my experience interacting with these people, if shes regularly bringing guys out with her to places and posting pics on social media and calling them "my boys" and other such euphemisms, then shes cucking the husband on the side, (it helps her anxiety). I mean, she's in a Vegas Hotel and Casino for gods sake. She's there to get drunk, take drugs and get plowed by some soyboys in a hotel room, power bottom style.

I mean remember what happened last time.

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My God, those tweets by that Dany guy. Did you not leave high school?
 

Ten2Nine

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Earlier this year, Lindsay tweeted out a picture of herself at the Captain Marvel premiere. However, she never actually talked about what she thought of the movie and there was suspicions she didn't like it . Turns out she hated it and was annoyed people assumed she liked it because she writes about feminism sometimes. She could have dispelled this notion earlier had she given her thoughts after the premiere but she was afraid she'd get positive attention from misogynists by doing so. Lindsay says that she'll never make a video about Captain Marvel (SO DON'T ASK!) and outside of that day on Twitter she will never ever discuss Captain Marvel ever again. She didn't care for Alita: Battle Angel much either. But it's okay that she didn't like these movies because they're "Feminism As Envisioned By Men" and thus not real feminism. Whew! That was a close one! Also, Lindsay admits that she gets night sweats thinking about people like her attacking her upcoming book for being problematic.

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P.S. She said she wouldn't talk about Captain Marvel again but retweets of pro-Captain Marvel feminism stuff defending a character Lindsay admitted she didn't like is fair game, I guess.

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Are many movie studios creating forced diversity controversies purely to drum up attention for their movies? Lindsay doesn't have an answer for that but apparently that question is constantly in her thoughts.

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Despite likely spending more time with Twitter than her husband, Lindsay let's them know their new desktop design will decrease their time together. Yeah, sure it will.

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Lindsay didn't like the live-action Lion King but admits it being terrible gives her content for a future video. She believes if Disney exploits audiences with soulless live-action remakes than she's justified in exploiting Disney by making soulless video essays for easy clicks.

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Not surprisingly, Scarlett Johansson's statement about political correctness restricting art upset Lindsay. She says all Johansson cares about is getting an Oscar for playing a trans character and calls out producers hiring Johansson for parts like that as cowards. Because I'm sure if Lindsay ran Hollywood and her money was at risk, she would elect to fund expensive non-mainstream films cast with unknown actors and actresses.

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When she starts getting slight push back on her Johansson stance, she stands firm.

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But when that slight push back includes criticizing her tone...look out! She's not going to stand for some MAN CREEPING ON A WOMAN'S TWITTER!

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You see, Lindsay is a WOMAN being horribly oppressed by the comments she gets on Twitter. She can't be positive or joyous on there since those mean 'ole Twitter users would tear her apart. Even posting a picture of herself and other WOMEN having fun would unleash an army of stalkers. Poor innocent blameless Lindsay has become emotionally hardened by the unavoidable evil words spit her way.

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Birthday Dickpunch

hugs pls \(ouo)/
True & Honest Fan
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I want to give her points for acknowledging that she's "maybe" a hypocrite, but that assumes she actually understands and believes it to be true, and deep down I don't think she gets it. Like the tweet talking about thin-skinned fandoms who take jokes in bad faith... that and all of her tweets surrounding it genuinely sound like she's talking about herself and her shitty Woker Than Thou crew, but she isn't.
 

Captain Ramius

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This should be kind of obvious to Lindsay.
If there's one thing that Ghostbuster 2016 proves is that if you can get some form of controversy going (especially internet trolls), the marketing people will amplify that ten fold and then if you don't go see the movie it's because you're racist, sexist, bi-phobic etc etc
It's all some desperate attempt to get people to see a shitty movie.
 

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