TGWTG Nostalgia Chick / Lindsay Ellis / TheDudette - aka Hotdogs in face girl

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The meek may not be inheriting the Earth - let's face it, being hitched to Linds is a curse - but they have probably never had it better. 25 years ago this fragile Eloi would have had to settle for a 450lb, bossy pants demon. Even though he's still in a nightmare - whether he realizes it or not - he at least gets to claim he's seen and touched a ZZ-lister's nether parts a couple of times.
 

Would

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Huh, so that's what the husband looks like. About what I expected. Did not know his name was Nick though. It's fitting. And I guess he's related to Paw or Elisa, because after scrolling down past where her comment cut off, she says Elisa is now her sister in law.

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He looks like he sucked more cock than she did.

BTW Lindsay and her hubby need to get a tan; that pasty white tone is nearly racist.
 

KiwiBeanie

The Beanie Formerly Known as Beak
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Lindsay in her prime had any hot dog to settle down and marry. She chose instead to sleep around in college, drink heavily, have an oopsie baby, and join a cult of SJWs who would validate her poor life choices by blaming men for removing all her agency. It was not her fault that she craved a dozen Oscar Mayers, it was the Patriarchy's fault!

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Look very closely at this mugshot. What do you see? I see the end result of hypergamy. This is what becomes of women in a feminist society.

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Female kiwis, let this be a lesson to you. If you choose to take any cheap sausage in college, you will be forced to settle for simps later in life.
 

Bloody bunny

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You're not too far off going by Lindsay's account. She claims she didn't believe Mara because of her "dating style" whatever the fuck that means. Seems a sugarcoated way of saying "I didn't think she was bi because she acted too straight."
Personally I wouldn't be surprised if Lindsay hasn't had any experience with women, since her dating history seems to revolve around dating indian cis men. Since its pride month and I'm a card carrying faggot I propose just for Lindsay we add a C to LGBTQ for Currysexual
No you let me take the boy pussy and punch you in the back head
 

Shotgun Badger

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Hey, a movie she reviewed as the Nostalgia Chick.

I'd argue that Ellis was the one who pioneered people crapping on The Little Mermaid.
Ever since she made that video it felt like every girl boss wanted to dunk on the movie and other Disney princesses at least once in their YouTube tenure

She seems very disinterested in this, its one of the most by the numbers videos she's ever made.

Yeah, pretty much. She just seems especially smug in her narration. I feel she might've made it mainly to dunk on people and also to capitalize on the attention brought back for The Little Mermaid by the remake.
All I can say is that she reviewed it before as The Nostalgia Chick, and apparently she's trying to get some woke bucks out of it now.
 

Nazz

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This is bad even for her standards dude
1. Guys, lets all forget that i used to do bad faith criticism of disney shit, girl boss feminism is bad and ariel didnt cause the wage gap
2. Disney indoctrinates children into CAPITALISM, not misogyny. admits during this section that she was also indoctrinated this way, blames that for why she spent the last month loafing around on disney plus
3. The entire video is presented very lazily, she is trying to do this apathetic wounded bird "i cant bother to try to make this decent because you guys cancelled me, but its ironic so you cant say its low effort trash" thing and its very off putting
4. The middle of the video is nothing any sane person didnt know, basically just "hey ariel isnt a bad feminist or whatever and the braindead "sold her voice for a man" take is incorrect. Problem is its padded out with an insane amount of filler, restating facts and playing whole clips of various memes to make it even longer
5. The end of it gets really retarded, She introduces the GAY PART with clips from rupauls drag race (looong clips, jfc) and starts talking about the queer theory reading of the little mermaid, where ariel getting her legs is a metaphor for trooning out and hans christiam anderson wanted it up the ass. Her analysis becomes way less coherent at this point and she basically says "how do you do, fellow millenials, did you know little mermaid is hella gay?" She also says that all disney villains are queer coded and gives clips as examples and one of them is literally just smoking? which makes him gay i guess?
6. Mentions that Ursula is a composite of camp icons, compares her to Joan Crawford and a bunch of other old hollywod movie stars and calls Joan Crawford Joan Collins for some reason.
7. Last five minutes is just shilling for her book

honestly this one was kid of a mess, even by her standards. Lindsay seems downright pathetic here, and she is clearly trying to pad the runtime out so it still feels like a video essay.
 

macguyver16

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This is bad even for her standards dude
1. Guys, lets all forget that i used to do bad faith criticism of disney shit, girl boss feminism is bad and ariel didnt cause the wage gap
2. Disney indoctrinates children into CAPITALISM, not misogyny. admits during this section that she was also indoctrinated this way, blames that for why she spent the last month loafing around on disney plus
3. The entire video is presented very lazily, she is trying to do this apathetic wounded bird "i cant bother to try to make this decent because you guys cancelled me, but its ironic so you cant say its low effort trash" thing and its very off putting
4. The middle of the video is nothing any sane person didnt know, basically just "hey ariel isnt a bad feminist or whatever and the braindead "sold her voice for a man" take is incorrect. Problem is its padded out with an insane amount of filler, restating facts and playing whole clips of various memes to make it even longer
5. The end of it gets really retarded, She introduces the GAY PART with clips from rupauls drag race (looong clips, jfc) and starts talking about the queer theory reading of the little mermaid, where ariel getting her legs is a metaphor for trooning out and hans christiam anderson wanted it up the ass. Her analysis becomes way less coherent at this point and she basically says "how do you do, fellow millenials, did you know little mermaid is hella gay?" She also says that all disney villains are queer coded and gives clips as examples and one of them is literally just smoking? which makes him gay i guess?
6. Mentions that Ursula is a composite of camp icons, compares her to Joan Crawford and a bunch of other old hollywod movie stars and calls Joan Crawford Joan Collins for some reason.
7. Last five minutes is just shilling for her book

honestly this one was kid of a mess, even by her standards. Lindsay seems downright pathetic here, and she is clearly trying to pad the runtime out so it still feels like a video essay.

Ursula was mainly based off of a drag queen named Divine, who is known for being in various John Waters films, so there are definitely some roots in queer culture there, but Ariel being a trans metaphor absolutely makes no sense whatsoever. It's almost as if she's just pulling shit out of her ass!

Breadtube lacks so much passion, and it's so obvious. Her and her peers never sound like they are actually enjoying themselves. At the very least with TGWTG, as autistic and bullshit as that all was, you could at least sometimes see weird little people doing or talking about something that brought them joy. And as bad as the effects, and acting, and writing were, people were still drawn to it because it felt like you were in a spot on the internet where people liked the same autismo shit you liked, and it didn't have this godawful air of trying to be "groundbreaking" or "a insightful look into the human condition", a lot of times, it was just the Cinema Snob talking about E.T. porn, or the Nostalgia Critic shooting Casper the Friendly Ghost.

To Powerlevel a little bit, I remember, when I was younger, surfing through some Nostalgia Chick vids, when I came across her retrospective on the old Betty Boop. I had always had this view of Boop as some chintzy old relic, but seeing her talk about the shorts like Minnie the Moocher and Bimbos Initiation turned me onto a whole style and part of animation that I still love to this very day. And it was being told by someone who clearly liked and appreciated what she was talking about. That went a long way with convincing me to consider WHAT she was talking about, even when I was a stupid kid.

It's tiring to constantly see Millennial Irony. I wish people could actually like stuff just for the sake of liking stuff again, and not always feel like they have to intellectually justify it.
 
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Drag-on Knight 91873

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Ursula was mainly based off of a drag queen named Divine, who is known for being in various John Waters films, so there are definitely some roots in queer culture there, but Ariel being a trans metaphor absolutely makes no sense whatsoever. It's almost as if she's just pulling shit out of her ass!

Breadtube lacks so much passion, and it's so obvious. Her and her peers never sound like they are actually enjoying themselves. At the very least with TGWTG, as autistic and bullshit as that all was, you could at least sometimes see weird little people doing or talking about something that brought them joy. And as bad as the effects, and acting, and writing were, people were still drawn to it because it felt like you were in a spot on the internet where people liked the same autismo shit you liked, and it didn't have this godawful air of trying to be "groundbreaking" or "a insightful look into the human condition", a lot of times, it was just the Cinema Snob talking about E.T. porn, or the Nostalgia Critic shooting Casper the Friendly Ghost.

To Powerlevel a little bit, I remember, when I was younger, surfing through some Nostalgia Chick vids, when I came across her retrospective on the old Betty Boop. I had always had this view of Boop as some chintzy old relic, but seeing her talk about the shorts like Minnie the Moocher and Bimbos Initiation turned me onto a whole style and part of animation that I still love to this very day. And it was being told by someone who clearly liked and appreciated what she was talking about. That went a long way with convincing me to consider WHAT she was talking about, even when I was a stupid kid.

It's tiring to constantly see Millennial Irony. I wish people could actually like stuff just for the sake of liking stuff again, and not always feel like they have to intellectually justify it.
It's definitely an effect of college education. Critical Race Theory and Post Modernism in action.
 
6. Mentions that Ursula is a composite of camp icons, compares her to Joan Crawford and a bunch of other old hollywod movie stars and calls Joan Crawford Joan Collins for some reason.
I'm reminded of a user that frequents the articles and happenings section called @The Last Stand . I feel an eye twitch happening.
This is bad even for her standards dude
1. Guys, lets all forget that i used to do bad faith criticism of disney shit, girl boss feminism is bad and ariel didnt cause the wage gap
2. Disney indoctrinates children into CAPITALISM, not misogyny. admits during this section that she was also indoctrinated this way, blames that for why she spent the last month loafing around on disney plus
3. The entire video is presented very lazily, she is trying to do this apathetic wounded bird "i cant bother to try to make this decent because you guys cancelled me, but its ironic so you cant say its low effort trash" thing and its very off putting
4. The middle of the video is nothing any sane person didnt know, basically just "hey ariel isnt a bad feminist or whatever and the braindead "sold her voice for a man" take is incorrect. Problem is its padded out with an insane amount of filler, restating facts and playing whole clips of various memes to make it even longer
5. The end of it gets really retarded, She introduces the GAY PART with clips from rupauls drag race (looong clips, jfc) and starts talking about the queer theory reading of the little mermaid, where ariel getting her legs is a metaphor for trooning out and hans christiam anderson wanted it up the ass. Her analysis becomes way less coherent at this point and she basically says "how do you do, fellow millenials, did you know little mermaid is hella gay?" She also says that all disney villains are queer coded and gives clips as examples and one of them is literally just smoking? which makes him gay i guess?
6. Mentions that Ursula is a composite of camp icons, compares her to Joan Crawford and a bunch of other old hollywod movie stars and calls Joan Crawford Joan Collins for some reason.
7. Last five minutes is just shilling for her book

honestly this one was kid of a mess, even by her standards. Lindsay seems downright pathetic here, and she is clearly trying to pad the runtime out so it still feels like a video essay.
Someone here mentioned that this was uploaded thanks to the live action remake coming out soon. Maybe she's trying to get a head start on the algorithm.
 

botornottime

With Rage
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This is bad even for her standards dude
1. Guys, lets all forget that i used to do bad faith criticism of disney shit, girl boss feminism is bad and ariel didnt cause the wage gap
2. Disney indoctrinates children into CAPITALISM, not misogyny. admits during this section that she was also indoctrinated this way, blames that for why she spent the last month loafing around on disney plus
3. The entire video is presented very lazily, she is trying to do this apathetic wounded bird "i cant bother to try to make this decent because you guys cancelled me, but its ironic so you cant say its low effort trash" thing and its very off putting
4. The middle of the video is nothing any sane person didnt know, basically just "hey ariel isnt a bad feminist or whatever and the braindead "sold her voice for a man" take is incorrect. Problem is its padded out with an insane amount of filler, restating facts and playing whole clips of various memes to make it even longer
5. The end of it gets really retarded, She introduces the GAY PART with clips from rupauls drag race (looong clips, jfc) and starts talking about the queer theory reading of the little mermaid, where ariel getting her legs is a metaphor for trooning out and hans christiam anderson wanted it up the ass. Her analysis becomes way less coherent at this point and she basically says "how do you do, fellow millenials, did you know little mermaid is hella gay?" She also says that all disney villains are queer coded and gives clips as examples and one of them is literally just smoking? which makes him gay i guess?
6. Mentions that Ursula is a composite of camp icons, compares her to Joan Crawford and a bunch of other old hollywod movie stars and calls Joan Crawford Joan Collins for some reason.
7. Last five minutes is just shilling for her book

honestly this one was kid of a mess, even by her standards. Lindsay seems downright pathetic here, and she is clearly trying to pad the runtime out so it still feels like a video essay.
One thing I couldn’t get past in her video is when she was talking about the original little mermaid. The prince isn’t interested in Arial simply because he isn’t attracted to her, then says that’s clearly a parallel to how gay men feel? Completely forgetting that sometimes, you can just not be attracted to someone. I got some serious nice girl vibes from that covered up as ‘it’s the gay actually’.
 

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