TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al - The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

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Hey, kids! Want to see proof the TV Tropers have no account for taste? No? Too bad, you're getting it anyways! (From NC's "Awesome" page)

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Scroll to the bottom. More people hate the review than people thinking it was awesome
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There's really only two people constantly editing the awesome page for Doug. And one of them is a bipolar/bisexual/biwinning/biwhatever fuck who wrote the Hookerverse Fanfic, Emeriin. (29 years old, last time she updated her profile in 2016 she said she was 26, so do the math) She's also a Demo Reel Apologist, an actual Social Justice Warrior, and non-binary. It's like everything I hate in one person.
 
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A normal reviewer would make a video, or an aside acknowledging they fucked up, apologize for how poorly researched, pretentious and shitty it was and try to do better. Own up to the mistake and learn from it.

This is Doug we're talking about though. He seems to be using the old tactic of burying his head in the sand and hoping it will go away. The coward's way out. If he ever does acknowledge the massive backlash it's spawned, he'll turn into a snarky 13 year old on Twitter "y'all haters! Y'all just don't get me! I just see things different than you plebs!" Or bring back Douchy McNitpick. The childish way out.

I kinda want him to acknowledge it just to see how much deeper he'll dig himself in.
Ah, so what happened in #CTC.
Top zozzle, they took out the awesome moment

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There's really only two people constantly editing the awesome page for Doug. And one of them is a bipolar/bisexual/biwinning/biwhatever fuck who wrote the Hookerverse Fanfic, Emeriin. She's also a Demo Reel Apologist, an actual Social Justice Warrior, and non-binary. It's like everything I hate in one person.
TGWTG Hookerverse. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. We’re getting some real blasts from the pasts thanks to Pink Floyd.

EDIT: You wanna see what the CA fandom was like at its peak?

 
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Senor Cardgage Mortgage

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Ah, so what happened in #CTC.

TGWTG Hookerverse. Now that’s a name I haven’t heard in a long time. We’re getting some real blasts from the pasts thanks to Pink Floyd.

EDIT: You wanna see what the CA fandom was like at its peak?https://emeriin.livejournal.com/112329.html
http://web.archive.org/save/https://emeriin.livejournal.com/112329.html
https://emeriin.livejournal.com/75055.html
#cutid2https://archive.fo/g8sCj
Looking at this I'm not surprised she's mentally ill.
 
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Top zozzle, they took out the awesome moment

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There's really only two people constantly editing the awesome page for Doug. And one of them is a bipolar/bisexual/biwinning/biwhatever fuck who wrote the Hookerverse Fanfic, Emeriin. She's also a Demo Reel Apologist, an actual Social Justice Warrior, and non-binary. It's like everything I hate in one person.
And with that, my faith in humanity has been slightly restored.

Only slightly, though.
 

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I'm not watching that. But, I did take 15 seconds to run my cursor over the timeline - it looks like nothing but a shitty with Pennywise and the Joker for 30 minutes, loosely discussing the plot by comparing the influence of clowns on pop culture.
 

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Nah, this is a recurring pattern for Doug. Release a bunch of mediocre videos then release something so horrendously awful that it shakes the Internet, then go back and do more mediocre videos. He's been doing this pattern for over a decade now.
It'll probably be a couple of years before he makes another big fuck up, but The Wall will always be a classic in embodying all of Doug's failings as a reviewer.

Also, I just saw the IT 2 episode, and I never thought a fully shaven Doug would be so terrifying to look at.

UPDATE: Oh Good Lord. What the fuck has Doug done to his father?! He looks like Mrs. Doubtfire if she was a hooker!
 
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Top zozzle, they took out the awesome moment

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There's really only two people constantly editing the awesome page for Doug. And one of them is a bipolar/bisexual/biwinning/biwhatever fuck who wrote the Hookerverse Fanfic, Emeriin. (29 years old, last time she updated her profile in 2016 she said she was 26, so do the math) She's also a Demo Reel Apologist, an actual Social Justice Warrior, and non-binary. It's like everything I hate in one person.
You had me thinking there that Halsey had joined TV Tropes.
It'll probably be a couple of years before he makes another big fuck up, but The Wall will always be a classic in embodying all of Doug's failings as a reviewer.

Also, I just saw the IT 2 episode, and I never thought a fully shaven Doug would be so terrifying to look at.

UPDATE: Oh Good Lord. What the fuck has Doug done to his father?! He looks like Mrs. Doubtfire if she was a hooker!
Yep, last time he fucked up that gloriously was To Boldly Flee, if I remember correctly.
 

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I just watched the review for IT Chapter two. As expected, he shit all over it. He kept harping about people not related to the Losers getting killed, because he didn't think there was any point to that. Also did a godawful gay stereotype early in the review, claiming that was how they did it in the movie (seriously it was not that bad in the movie). Also disagree with his view on the actor that played adult Ben. He said the child and adult Ben looked more alike in the TV movie. Yeah, the kid and John Ritter? Practically twins!

Anyway most of the video wasn't even the review, it was just Joker and two Pennywises. Oh, and that long ass commercial in the middle of it that totally doesn't scream WE NEED MONEY BADLY. Overall it was really poorly put together and felt rushed. And as usual with his Stephen king reviews, he totally missed the point.
 

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This needs to go in the OP as it's pretty telling of who he is. Also youtube, at least we now know, is not a super stable career. I mean I guess this is funny to some people, but it's also extremely lolcow behavior.

For whatever reason, I dont know if it's lost to time or something, but I seem to recall him walking through a green room, shooting the bird at people who were just trying to work, and generally being a fucking asshole to people. I could be making it up. But this is a very stupid thing to do. Especially showing that he's always thought of himself as better-than, very important, and influential, and that the money train would always be rolling.
What a way to quit. Guy can't have a normal job now even if he wants to. Just has to keep making shitty videos I guess.
 

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It'll probably be a couple of years before he makes another big fuck up, but The Wall will always be a classic in embodying all of Doug's failings as a reviewer.

Also, I just saw the IT 2 episode, and I never thought a fully shaven Doug would be so terrifying to look at.

UPDATE: Oh Good Lord. What the fuck has Doug done to his father?! He looks like Mrs. Doubtfire if she was a hooker!
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I'm not entirely sure this is completely Doug's doing. Let's not forget Barney Walker's performance as Rachel from an earlier video.

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Maybe his father just started dressing in drag regularly anyways and Doug made lemonade out of lemons. "You were just asking me how could we fill two female roles if we just have Tamara to work with. Problem solved. Anyways, I need to write the next NC so could you take Dad out bra shopping, Rob?"
 

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I just watched the review for IT Chapter two. As expected, he shit all over it. He kept harping about people not related to the Losers getting killed, because he didn't think there was any point to that. Also did a godawful gay stereotype early in the review, claiming that was how they did it in the movie (seriously it was not that bad in the movie). Also disagree with his view on the actor that played adult Ben. He said the child and adult Ben looked more alike in the TV movie. Yeah, the kid and John Ritter? Practically twins!

Anyway most of the video wasn't even the review, it was just Joker and two Pennywises. Oh, and that long ass commercial in the middle of it that totally doesn't scream WE NEED MONEY BADLY. Overall it was really poorly put together and felt rushed. And as usual with his Stephen king reviews, he totally missed the point.
Hm. So I guess Doug realized he’s reached his logical conclusion and place following #CTC.
 

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