And now its on tvtropes horrible soundtracks page
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I'm not entirely sure this is completely Doug's doing. Let's not forget Barney Walker's performance as Rachel from an earlier video.
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Maybe his father just started dressing in drag regularly anyways and Doug made lemonade out of lemons. "You were just asking me how could we fill two female roles if we just have Tamara to work with. Problem solved. Anyways, I need to write the next NC so could you take Dad out bra shopping, Rob?"
Remember the Scooby-Doo review? When he ended the show the first time? Wasn’t there some sort of monologue where he ranted about doing this every single week?
Ed Wood at least had passion and gumption. If the most worthwhile thing I gave to the world were Doug and Rob Walker, I'd spend every night at the VFW drinking with all the alkie vets.Of course, the military vet would be keen to dress in drag.
What other sources of finding women would there even be while you're stuck at a camp?
Even better: The rant was about NC being forever friendless and unable to contribute anything meaningful to the world because of his dead-end job. Becomes more true to life every year.
I would pity him if it wasn't for the fact he makes his father dress up in drag. Like, holy shit, that is an entirely new level of nightmare fuel.
It sounds like Doug finally got to let loose the negative feelings he had towards Nostalgia Critic that must have been building up for some time. The only reason he allowed himself to tap into that river of bile was that he knew then that he was done with Nostalgia Critic forever and the bright future of "Demo Reel" was ahead of him. Doug wouldn't say anything even remotely like this now:
"Hello, I'm the Nostalgia Critic. I remember it so you don' ha-what the fuck am I doing? No, really...what the fuck am I doing? I'll tell you what I'm doing. Scooby-Doo the douche-horse movie! Yeah, here's what I think of the movie, it fucking sucks! The end! No, no, no, no...I wouldn't do that to you but at the same time...is this it? I-Is this really life? No! This isn't life! This isn't anything even representing life!
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But it's life for me. It's pretty pathetic but it's all I got! I know what you're say, "Wow that's pretty sad." Well you know what, yeah, it is pretty fucking sad. I don't get to go out and hang with friends, I don't even have any friends! I have nobody to contribute anything to, I have nobody to talk to or bounce things off of, you know? It's not like, "Hey, what did you think of that?" "I'll tell you what I think of this.", no! It's just me bitching and moaning like I always do! And some would say, "Well that's a pretty sad existence!" well yeah, it is a pretty sad existence just sitting here and watching Scooby fucking Doo!
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I mean for god's sakes! I've never done anything! I've never done anything to make someone's life better! Or-or-or-or-or-or gone and play a game with somebody! I would love to play a game with somebody! Wouldn't it be great? I mean, somebody is just like, "Oh hey why don't you come over any play this game with us?" What game?" "Punch easy." I don't know what the fuck people are playing but you know what? It would be nice!
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It would be nice to be invited! I-I have never even gone out to a...bar with somebody! Hang with some friends! I've never gone to...a strip club. Okay, I've gone to a couple strip clubs but I've never gone with anybody! I've never been there and actually been like...again, not with people. But still, you know what? It'd be nice! It'd be nice just one day to go somewhere, where somebody is having a good time and somebody just says out of nowhere, "Hey, you know what? That guy was okay. Not great but he was okay!" Instead of, "Hey, who was that little fuckshit?!"
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Well, I'll tell you who that fuckshit! He is the Nostalgia Critic, he remembers it so you don't fucking have to! Even though every fucking day he exists, he wishes he didn't have to! He wishes he didn't have to do this bullshit to make you watch, and get you ratings! And why does it happen? Why do you keep coming back?! Because you're fucking sick and I'm fucking stupid! That's the way it is! That's the way its always gonna' be! There is no change! There is no future! There's no past! The present is a joke! Everything is hell! My life is hell! This is the worst thing a human being could ever go through! (SHRILL SCREAM)
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So, let's start...uh... This is where I usually show a few clips from the trailer because I was too lazy to find any actual clips that are visually interesting for you. And I of course, talk over it. I mean, what's the point in trying to change anything, right? I am where I am. Nothing's going to make it any different."
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I doubt it, as much hate as he gets and deserves, he still has a loyal base of adolescents who haven't got bored of him yet. He wouldn't be making money if he didn't.Probably :late: So forgive me, I just jump in and out of this thread, but any chance he's buying upvotes? At the time I watched the IT review it already had over 5000 likes, it seemed really unlikely for the amount of time the video had been up.
Adolescents and this guy.I doubt it, as much hate as he gets and deserves, he still has a loyal base of adolescents who haven't got bored of him yet. He wouldn't be making money if he didn't.