That's why he tried to hire a Nostalgia Chick in the first place. She was supposed to review shit like this so that Doug doesn't look like a jackass. But then he hired Lindsay and she was a bitch that didn't want to do that.Imagine pushing 40 and reviewing a cartoon for little girls.
EDIT: Watched it. Boring. He only hinted at this fetish stuff you guys mentioned and never showed any of it. It's like the opposite of the Sailor Moon review.