TGWTG "Nostalgia Critic" / Doug Walker, Rob Walker, Mike Michaud, Mike Ellis, Holly Christine Brown, et al - The Incompetent Predator-Protecting Upper Management of Channel Awesome, Doug Still Not That Funny

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This is mostly bullshit. Lewis was Doug's biggest cheerleader. Most of them, I remember JesuOtaku, got really pissy when he brought NC back, calling him selling out.
The only one I remember outright supporting Demo Reel's end and NC coming back was Lindsay.
Shocker, a member of #CTC lying. It makes sense as Lewis just wants to make Doug look bad and make himself look good by comparison.
 

horrorfan89

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So the Terminator married a woman and they never had sex?

Honestly I'm surprised Doug didn't point out how dark fate reeks of current year, from the girl power message to the troon who saves the day to the whole "look! ICE puts kids in cages open our borders dammit! " and especially how George Miller tried to brush off all critique aimed at the movie as "angry incel fanboys being pissy at strong female characters. " but I guess after fallen kingdom Doug learned not to make those kinds of jokes less he piss off the bugmen watching.


Frankly it feels like its the reverse of that review vs the first Jurassic world. He dislikes both but hates fallen kingdom a lot more.
 

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Honestly I'm surprised Doug didn't point out how dark fate reeks of current year, from the girl power message to the troon who saves the day to the whole "look! ICE puts kids in cages open our borders dammit! " and especially how George Miller tried to brush off all critique aimed at the movie as "angry incel fanboys being pissy at strong female characters. " but I guess after fallen kingdom Doug learned not to make those kinds of jokes less he piss off the bugmen watching.


Frankly it feels like its the reverse of that review vs the first Jurassic world. He dislikes both but hates fallen kingdom a lot more.
He didnt talk much about John Conner considering before he talked about how each movie made him less and less important to the point where he is dead. Also why should I care about the new savior? Looks like the constants in the timeline are a human leader and evil robot AI. So if this bitch dies a new leader will taker her place. This movie has made every other one pointless. Nice job.
 

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He didnt talk much about John Conner considering before he talked about how each movie made him less and less important to the point where he is dead. Also why should I care about the new savior? Looks like the constants in the timeline are a human leader and evil robot AI. So if this bitch dies a new leader will taker her place. This movie has made every other one pointless. Nice job.
So which is worse? Dark fate or the predator? I mean the predator flat out said "autists are the only ones who'll survive the coming climate change apocalypse. "
 

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There's probably an alternate timeline where Space Jam introduced a sexy duck Looney Tunes character.
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TINA FAGS! WHERE YOU AT?
nah, but for real. Tina is the shit and deserves more love.
 

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And so walker closes out terminator month at last

I got through this. The movie is a low hanging fruit that's easy to pick apart. Only omission I noticed, having suffered through this POS, is that he ignores that Grace (the androgynous Dylan Roof-looking protector) has a reason for being tired. The movie explains that when she over exerts herself she needs to replenish her health. Which makes sense in the context of the movie.

There's a super cringe ad read 14 minutes in that goes on forever.

He neglects to mention that they kill the T-1000 knock off in almost the same exact way in Terminator 3.

Still bad of course.
 

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George Miller tried to brush off all critique aimed at the movie as "angry incel fanboys being pissy at strong female characters. " but I guess after fallen kingdom Doug learned not to make those kinds of jokes less he piss off the bugmen watching.
It wasn't George Miller, but your point stands. When the movie flopped I was tempted to Tweet at the director, "Sorry your movie bombed. But I'm a misogynist and Grace scared me the fuck away from the cinema."
 

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Oh yeah, I remember watching her in The Looney Tunes Show as a kid. How come she hasn't appeared in more stuff?
Prepare yourself because I am mostly just speculating, as not much has been said about this how in six years.

Tina was the only major character that was created for this show. The Looney Tunes Show received criticism for lacking slapstick (why we got Wabbit) and of all the characters the least looney had to be Tina, who was the straight woman to Daffy, hence when they had to reboot the concept for zanier animation Tina didn't get a place.
Add that Tina was a foil to Space Jam Lola (with a personality), unlike TLTS' Lola, to the point of having some cheesecake scenes and be curvier than the bunny. Someone on the crew probably really wanted their own Lola but was likely advised to "update'" Lola and play it safe.

Literal duck tiddies, and yes, there is a tiny group of fans that had an awakening with this character.
 

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Retrospective on The Sarah Connor Chronicles?
He already reviewed robocop (the remake) so why not
It wasn't George Miller, but your point stands. When the movie flopped I was tempted to Tweet at the director, "Sorry your movie bombed. But I'm a misogynist and Grace scared me the fuck away from the cinema."
Ugh damn it was Tim TIM miller not George Uhhhh my bad not George.
 

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Just watched the Dark Fate vid, and I'm glad Doug decided to go with the shitty Photoshop for the ad.

I'd also like to point out that the Pee Wee Terminator was probably the first chuckle he's gotten out of me in a while and I now want a film where Pee Wee Herman is The Terminator.
 

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