NOT FEELING WELL, SURPRISE FOR BECKY, HELPING THE HOMELESS 11/12/19 -
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Meat Popsicle
Sir, are you classified as human?
The best moment of this video is when Becky already opens her eyes TWICE before she is told to.
@10:30 and @10:35
Then Becky flexes on us with her super refined ultra good acting skills she has boasted about once before around the @10:41 mark.
Fucking Golden
@10:30 and @10:35
Then Becky flexes on us with her super refined ultra good acting skills she has boasted about once before around the @10:41 mark.
Fucking Golden
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magical
So the first three minutes of the vid must have been filmed on the day Amber got recorded at the vet as she's wearing the same outfit.
Also lol at Charitablelynn including that bit of her calling the homeless shelter so we all know how kind and giving she is.
Also lol at Charitablelynn including that bit of her calling the homeless shelter so we all know how kind and giving she is.
This video has everything:
Amber complaining about rude people who won't say thank you (so I guess that middle finger also applies to her girlfriend) Then Amber bragging about being so giving, mentioning the phone anxiety, her horrible skin, the mattress in the living room, Becky being clearly fed up with her. But nothing stands out more for me than the last part.
"That's definitely not what it looks like"
The denial of her ballsack fupa is astonishing. Her bulge is even bigger than Becky's.
Amber complaining about rude people who won't say thank you (so I guess that middle finger also applies to her girlfriend) Then Amber bragging about being so giving, mentioning the phone anxiety, her horrible skin, the mattress in the living room, Becky being clearly fed up with her. But nothing stands out more for me than the last part.
"That's definitely not what it looks like"
The denial of her ballsack fupa is astonishing. Her bulge is even bigger than Becky's.
PotatoSalad4711
She not doing Diets yet she working on her mind
Awww...Amber got her sped son a hoodie and showed him how to wear it. Adorable!
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Why the fuck would you ever waste money on Shane Dawson makeup?
Wait since when has she donated to anything??? She could help build tent city with those dresses of hers.
Wait since when has she donated to anything??? She could help build tent city with those dresses of hers.
Lol, Ravenclaws are supposed to be smart. Why does Becky have one?
Actually, why IS Amber suddenly on a Harry Potter kick? Is that a Density thing?
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Actually, why IS Amber suddenly on a Harry Potter kick? Is that a Density thing?
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She's been "donating" all her useless shit to Dana.
In an exciting turn of events, Amber has a new water dispenser, gorls! And unlike the last one, this one "don't look gaudy" EloquentLynn helpfully explained.
Amber's journey has taken many twists and turns over the years, but none so exciting as her regular updates on the edge-of-your-seat world of her hydration situations.
We had those fancy Pioneer Woman water glasses that she boasted about, then promptly stashed in a cupboard never to be seen again (some say they still sit next to her unused Grockpot in a darkened, haunted corner of a kitchen cupboard); there was the Culligan dispenser from her old apartment that's been sitting empty with shit piled on it for years; there's the refrigerator that dispenses ice cold water- yet our gorl prefers plastic bottles from Walmart...
There was, of course, the iconic Coldest Water Bottle era, and her special "ph water", but my personal favorite water-related moment was when our hydration queen proudly emptied several small plastic water bottles into a gallon water jug to swig from.
Clearly, drinking plain old ice water from a regular glass is far too pedestrian for our fancy YouTube Influencer.
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Miss MannersLynn had a message for the RUDE person who had the nerve to neglect to thank her for holding the door open.
Pretty rich when these gorls, especially her Thumbservant who rarely manages a measly "please" or "thank you" to the poor overworked teens they demand fast food from, are notorious for their lack of anything resembling manners.
And I can't help but be reminded of that fabulous moment Necky let the door shut in Amber's disbelieving face at the movie theater.
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There is absolutely no life in Becky's eyes anymore. Combined with Amber's overtly saccharine demeanor it's completely eerie.
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I look forward to her trying to find clothes that hide her gut nuts.
She'll have to trade in Torrid dresses and leggings for muumuus to hide her testicular fupa.
"Really deciphers how you feel..." - first time I've heard that one. She may FEEL what she puts in her body impacts how she feels but clearly doesn't act on the logic of that, so it's no surprise she feels crappy. Protests to the contrary, every day brings HER closer to an untimely & possibly nasty end. Each recent episode of "I feel icky with... anxiety, gall stones, kidney stones, sore legs, may not individually be a game changer but the increasing frequency & range of symptoms points to the decline. Our Lady of Lard has summited Porcine Peak & what she may think is an easy hike back to base camp is getting closer to a quick slip, then slide to a fatal crash at the bottom. I wonder how bad her phone anxiety gets when she's ordering food? No way! Buying Becky a gift is 1 thing but she has to open it for her; then "suggest" Becky wear it like she wears her 'cardigans'? Bad enough but she keeps throwing shade about what Becky normally wears? Becky did NOT look impressed or happy with her before seeing the sweater & I'm no sure how much of her... enthusiasm was genuine when she saw it. Amber's arm at 11:39 - Holy Jayzus; cut the crap about maintaining weight. The rest of that minute show her ass fat rapidly ascending up to her neck - hard to tell what part of her is what anymore yet right up until the comment section she just keeps throwing shade at Becky. Don't know who or what has pissed in her Orange Chicken lately but she's serving up a fine batch of Passive/Aggressive snark.
It's tempting to say "read another book" but we already know she hasn't read them.
Really? No shit.Amber said:
That sweater she got for Becky is too small and she looks like garbage in it.
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Goes on a rant about how people don't thank her for holding the door for them and how people don't have manners; shows the finger to the camera right after
This is some DSP shit, making a huge deal from something trivial. Bitch everyone holds the door for someone at least once throughout the day. Yet she thinks she's entitled to thank you and people kissing her shelf of an ass for doing it
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This is some DSP shit, making a huge deal from something trivial. Bitch everyone holds the door for someone at least once throughout the day. Yet she thinks she's entitled to thank you and people kissing her shelf of an ass for doing it
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Sideways Giraffe
Quit listening to me, you bigot!
>She speaks pretty normally in my region
>But we do as we do as haydurs and she lidurally admits to maybe kidney stones
>AY YAY YAY
>But we do as we do as haydurs and she lidurally admits to maybe kidney stones
>AY YAY YAY
That’s a big bitch, ya’ll.
It seems her Random Youtube Comment picker betrays her true intentions (because you know she reads all the comments):
StrawberryDouche
True & Honest Fan
Great news, gorls. She used to only be able to sit on her ass for ten minutes, but now she can sit on her ass for lidurally hours. Building that stamina, gorl!
And NO, no one is angry about the fattress in the living room, haters! They're happy it's there because they care about her SO MUCH.
And NO, no one is angry about the fattress in the living room, haters! They're happy it's there because they care about her SO MUCH.
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