Those bitches are Hufflepuffs.
I feel very attacked rn
Hufflepuffs are good, kind people. Fat Albert and Beggy could never.
She wouldn't even be brought into Hogwarts - there isn't a single obese witch/wizard
The sorting hat would choke out,
"You are....too fat to be here! Hogwarts does not take manatees as students. Also your ass fuckin stinks, go home."
Its still fun to watch her play dress up and spend her shekels on shit she doesn't care about to impress Dusty, though.
I'm more positive Beggy lost weight. Now that she's got the sweet closet and all the shit she wanted from Albert she can finally drop her, like her new twin did. Just riding it out til christmas