notjordanpeterson.com - A bot that makes Kermit The Frog say whatever you want

[Diabeetus]

Not Jordan Peterson

notjordanpeterson.com

This was briefly mentioned in the Jordan Peterson thread, but I felt that it'd do good with a seperate post. This is a bot that makes Jordan Peterson say whatever 280-character sentence you want.

So, for example, what if you wanted Jordan to defend cuckoldry? With the bot, you can do that.

Or maybe you want Jordan to go on a racist rant in an attempt to defend the white race? You can also do that.

And finally, what if you wanted Jordan to question what fictional characters would think of us epic gamers? You can make him do that!

This is a very nifty tool, and I really hope more bots like this come out soon. It takes a few minutes for the bot to generate the sentence you put in, but personally, I think it's worth your time.

 

[broilerrx]

Here's a retelling of a classic.

 

[Desire Lines]

i had to

 

[Rei is shit]

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[OwO What's This?]

Thank you to Wayne Allyn Root for the very nice words,

 

[FierceBrosnan]

You know I had to do it to em.

 

[Turkey Twister]

I'm terrified of all this kind of shit. On that note I want a Ben Shapiro one.

MP3: "Facts and logic are the only ways to destroy those libtards."

 

[Sam Losco]

Peterson is a big gay.

 

[Solomon]

More Moonman stuff

 

[Bessie]

As if I need an excuse to wallow in random_text.txt.

I tried both exclamation points and Caps Lock, but I don't think it can do passion yet. This technology is simultaneously horrifying and great. Soon we can all be Ursula the sea witch and never have to pay a voice talent again.

I plan to listen to all of your lovely creations, but in the meantime have these:

 

[Draza]

Worth a shot

 

[Maltninja]

Grasping, not drowning: A tone poem.

 

[Francis E. Dec Esc.]

Via Bob Hickman:

 

[garakfan69]

It's really easy to circumvent the character limit.
Remember kids, always validate user input on the server-side too.

Does anyone like taking care of and maintaining penises?

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[Michaelsoft]

OwO

 

[Remove Goat]

It's really easy to circumvent the character limit.
Remember kids, always validate user input on the server-side too.

Does anyone like taking care of and maintaining penises?

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If you're able to make it say something super long, could you try and get it to read off the Navy Seal copypasta?

 

[garakfan69]

If you're able to make it say something super long, could you try and get it to read off the Navy Seal copypasta?

Someone already did:

 

[Recoil]

From now on: EVERY TIME you hear about a leaked tape exposing some dead national hero's racism or soggy knees or whatever defamatory flavor of the month, remember notjordanpeterson.com.

If these fags can do it, you can bet your ass a well funded think tank can do it.

 

[Nekoyama]

JP is a fan of animal crossing apparently

 

[Nekoyama]

Jp is a artist with words