Notorious murderers or criminals who are lolcows -

Karl der Grosse

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Herb Mullin. The voices in his head told him that the only thing keeping a giant earthquake from destroying California was death. At first, when the voices told him this he wasn't much worried, because Vietnam was going on and that was way more than enough death to keep things stable. Unfortunately Vietnam was winding down, and the voices told him that he needed to kill people himself to keep the state safe. He was so selfless that he killed a bunch of random people even though he didn't want to. But he did it anyway, what a trooper. On the bright side, the voices told him that each of his victims was telepathically begging to be sacrificed. So, no feelings of guilt.

In court, his defense was that there hadn't been any big quakes lately so obviously it was working. The best part was that there was indeed a big quake within days of his arrest.
 

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Does Chris Watts count? I've seen all the footage and recordings and texts. It was amazing to see him lie through his teeth while neighbors were whispering to the cops that they knew something was up. Not only did he continue to lie but he later blamed the murders of his children on his wife. Even his own father was frustrated talking to him because he knew as well. He's very lucky his wife's family were religious and opposed the death penalty.

Watching this guy attempt (poorly) to play the cops and his neighbors for fools was more entertaining than I wanted it to be.
 

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Also, I recall there was a now-defunct Neo-Nazi forum called IronMarch, where two people posted who later got arrested for plotting to shoot up a mall in Canada.
One of the Halifax shooters was Lindsay Souvannarath, whose actually has a Kiwi Farms account by the name of @Heretics on Holiday. Hell, name a serial killer or a mass shooter and they will always have some form of lolcow traits.

Randall Shepard was also arrested. James Gamble ate his rifle when the cops arrived. At least he didn't take anyone with him. The one on the left is the dead one.
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True to cow form Lindsay and James were both active on Tumblr, him being shallow-existences (reference to Dylan Klebold ofc) posting pictures of gore, self-mutilation, his dick and what I assume was his last meal. The account was up for years but appears to have been finally nuked.
 

BEz939

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Does Chris Watts count? I've seen all the footage and recordings and texts. It was amazing to see him lie through his teeth while neighbors were whispering to the cops that they knew something was up. Not only did he continue to lie but he later blamed the murders of his children on his wife. Even his own father was frustrated talking to him because he knew as well. He's very lucky his wife's family were religious and opposed the death penalty.

Watching this guy attempt (poorly) to play the cops and his neighbors for fools was more entertaining than I wanted it to be.
He just like, honestly, wants his kids back
 

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UK centric post, and I don't know if these criminals would be considered lolcows but they're pretty infamous for idiotic reasons.

This is a case where in 1993 two ten year olds abducted, sexually assaulted, and brutally murdered a 2 year old boy, and were arrested and spent eight years in prison. They were released and given new identities because there was a real threat they would be hunted down and killed by the boy's family and community, and really all sound minded people in England (and there still is). The first culprit has managed to stay out of trouble and not much is known about him now. The other however, originally named Jon Venables, had to be relocated with a new name several times because he would either just TELL people who he was, or his new friends would share photos including him online. The last time this happened, as the police came around to escort him out of his location he was caught trying to destroy hard drives discovered to be filled with child porn. Gigs-worth. He went back to prison for a few years and released under the same stipulations only to be once again caught with child porn and a child grooming manual. He's in prison still after this one as far as I know. A lot of the UK would still very much like to see him dead.

Charles Salvador better known as Charles Bronson isn't exactly a lolcow as much as he is a fun read because he's a maniac. He's been in and out of prison and involuntary psychiatric holding for over forty years because while out of prison he seems content merely with robbery, in prison he can't stop mauling people. Since his initial arrest, the times he's been actually free range between 15 and 69 days. He's a former strongman and bare-knuckle boxer who is apparently capable of bending his cell door bars with his bare hands. He's been in solitary almost as often as out for several altercations with other inmates and guards, often taking hostages, and taking part in several riots, once (that we know of) buck-naked. He's absolutely a violent psychopath, but because he's so well-known in the UK he keeps getting interviewed by the press and authors writing books and films about him and no one knows exactly how many crimes he's committed because he's known for constantly making up new stories about himself. He's also won several awards for demented and edgy paintings he's created in prison. Behold:
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If you want a laugh, read up on Bronson. He makes media appearances from behind bars pretty frequently still.


Bronson is just a fucking weirdo that can't do his time.

Sure, he's big and strong, but he's not mean. He's a fucking sweetie really hence all his charity work. He's built up this 'persona' to protect himself. There is one reason and one reason only why he won't get released. Ok, maybe two.

First is: He would cause too much chaos. He's too much of a celebrity.

Second is: He wouldn't know how to function in the 'real world' with things being so much more 'technologically advanced' since his incarceration. He's a problem child. A hot potato(e).

I've seen cases like this in mental health, where they were actually mental, but they had some physical ailments too on top. So it was easier to grind them in to the ground so they would kill themselves or actually kill someone else so they could be properly locked up. This is how mental health works here in the UK in 2021.

I know people who write to Bronson. One of them did a site for Dave Courtney the plastic gangster. Now, like with everything else I write, I don't condone. Charles is a big baby. But a very big and dangerous baby. The people that observe him know this. It would just cause too much chaos to release him. He's killed no one. But he can't ever be a productive member of society, because he's institutionalised and also because too many other people would use him to make a name for themselves. He's fucked. Partly by his own shitty attitude. But more by the shitty attitude of the people around him. He'll die in prison. Hard and brutal. But that's the way it is.

I wish him well. He's a nutter. But he's never killed anyone or abused kids, so there is worse out there in the world.

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I want to know some infamous killers or school shooters or notorious criminals who are complete lolcows that are fun to watch whether through interrogation videos or through their media notoriety. I think one example of this, and my personal favorite, is Jodi Arias:
To give you a TL;DW Jodi Arias is a woman who murdered her "ex" as she calls him (though technically they weren't even dating to begin with) because he didn't take her on a vacation trip. The first story after her arrest was she wasn't at his house during his murder. Second story was he was accosted by masked assailants and the reason she didn't say anything was because she was ashamed because she ran off like a coward (even though that contradicts the voicemail she left on her ex's phone). The third story was that he was an abusive boyfriend and she killed him in self-defense and the reason she didn't mention any of this was because she's not good with police and she wanted to protect her ex's character. It's a wild trip and I recommend watching the video and other media footage of her in her element it's pretty funny.

Another one I can think of is Nicolas Cruz:
This is a really long video but some of the content in it is pretty fucking hilarious. He tried to get out of a mass murdering spree by claiming he had demons in his head and the voices were telling him to shoot up a bunch of teenagers in high school. However, this video here paints a different picture.
"You're all going to die pew pew!" Notice the autistic speech impediment.
If you can get past the length of the interrogation he does some pretty wacky shit; he punches himself in the fact, he makes suicide gestures (not before looking at the camera), the voices in his head tell him to get a lawyer, there's a lot of things.


This is where things get spooky for me.

I've not got a phd or anything in this kind of shit. I'm purely self taught. Yet I can hold my own with people who have phds or wtf. I like to think I can get a hold on a person, no matter how fuckiing weird.

And this is why this fucking weirdo weirds me out more than any other fucking weirdo I've ever come across. His trial is not until September of this year (2021).

First thing: Guy is autistic. No doubt. Absolute fucking autist.

Second thing: Guy displays some very non-autistic behaviours such as awareness of his surroundings, ability to mimic different mental states (even though it's very easy to see through).

He's an anomaly. A true fucking one off. And I'm glad he got caught when he did because this is a true fucking Adolf Hitler if he was allowed to progress with his 'evilness'.

The cameras that capture those very moments of his mimicry portray this. He was play acting. It's fucking play acting 101 to these detectives, but never a better example of it was ever gave.

Totally fucking mercenary. This is what evil looks like. He doesn't even care if he doesn't get off, but he's going to give it a go, and if it don't work out, well, he'll just do like he did before and attack the guard for telling him to stop shuffling his feet. He's a pure cunt.

I believe his brief tried to do some legal work to get him off with life imprisonment, but the other team want death penalty. I want to see the expression on his face when he learns he is gonna fry. Because fucking fry he will. This was a massacre worse than Columbine. The video he shows before he does the evil act is what really gives the game away and betrays him and portrays him in the light he deserves. Fully compos mentis.

Got to say, the detective (or wtf he was) interviewing him here OP in the vid you linked, did a fucking amazing job. Such laissez faire. Such charisma. Slowly building it up, taking it back down. Guy was a fucking master and I got to say he is only second to the detective that took down that pervert knicker nicker from the Canadian Air Force: Russell Williams.

It's fucking beautiful to watch these people work. They probably have been building up to this point their whole careers. To see it come to fruition, for them to do their 'meisterwerk' on camera, be it a shitty old thing on the wall. It takes my breath away. I might as well be watching an old Wheelwright do his final work after a life time of learning his craft.

Cruz was guilty. He will be found guilty. And the "Shut Up" from the officer on the ground when he tries to feign schizophrenia, is just the icing on an otherwise delicious cake.


I can't wait for September, when this cunt who has been quietly cooking in his cell comes out to finally face the consequences of his ultra-autistic actions.

There was great heroism shown that day. By students. And great cowardice as well by certain 'Law Officers' sequestered within the school boundaries. They hid in closets and left the others to fend for themselves when it was their paid job to protect those innocents. But it fell upon certain children, to protect the doors so Cruz could not get in - and this meant taking bullets. They were military cadets and I do believe some of them got buried with full military honours, in uniform, even though they were children. The big fat donut-addled adults cowered inside their cupboards. And still get to pick up their pension. But some of them might not...

This case is still open. It went totally over my head at the time.

I'm very keen how this all plays out. I hope he gets the death sentence. Even though I am against the death sentence.

Some people are just bad, some are just complicated, some just had a real hard life.

But some are just fucking evil.

Out of all the bad bastards I've observed on the wonderful world wide web over the last however many years, this cunt takes the fucking biscuit.

Roll on September.

Ghislaine Maxwell too!

Expect more sperging!
 

Hongourable Madisha

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Alek Minassian was similar to Elliot Rodger, but he was taken alive, so there's interrogation tapes showing how much of a turbo autist he is. He took 4chan memes seriously and claimed that they all worship Pepe the Frog, and he's a "hardcore gamer". He starts by refusing to talk, then the detective barely even says to him "y'know, I wasn't really popular in school either" and he starts spilling everything.
 

Dave.

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Bronson is just a fucking weirdo that can't do his time.

Sure, he's big and strong, but he's not mean. He's a fucking sweetie really hence all his charity work. He's built up this 'persona' to protect himself. There is one reason and one reason only why he won't get released. Ok, maybe two.

First is: He would cause too much chaos. He's too much of a celebrity.

Second is: He wouldn't know how to function in the 'real world' with things being so much more 'technologically advanced' since his incarceration. He's a problem child. A hot potato(e).

I've seen cases like this in mental health, where they were actually mental, but they had some physical ailments too on top. So it was easier to grind them in to the ground so they would kill themselves or actually kill someone else so they could be properly locked up. This is how mental health works here in the UK in 2021.

I know people who write to Bronson. One of them did a site for Dave Courtney the plastic gangster. Now, like with everything else I write, I don't condone. Charles is a big baby. But a very big and dangerous baby. The people that observe him know this. It would just cause too much chaos to release him. He's killed no one. But he can't ever be a productive member of society, because he's institutionalised and also because too many other people would use him to make a name for themselves. He's fucked. Partly by his own shitty attitude. But more by the shitty attitude of the people around him. He'll die in prison. Hard and brutal. But that's the way it is.

I wish him well. He's a nutter. But he's never killed anyone or abused kids, so there is worse out there in the world.

++++++





This is where things get spooky for me.

I've not got a phd or anything in this kind of shit. I'm purely self taught. Yet I can hold my own with people who have phds or wtf. I like to think I can get a hold on a person, no matter how fuckiing weird.

And this is why this fucking weirdo weirds me out more than any other fucking weirdo I've ever come across. His trial is not until September of this year (2021).

First thing: Guy is autistic. No doubt. Absolute fucking autist.

Second thing: Guy displays some very non-autistic behaviours such as awareness of his surroundings, ability to mimic different mental states (even though it's very easy to see through).

He's an anomaly. A true fucking one off. And I'm glad he got caught when he did because this is a true fucking Adolf Hitler if he was allowed to progress with his 'evilness'.

The cameras that capture those very moments of his mimicry portray this. He was play acting. It's fucking play acting 101 to these detectives, but never a better example of it was ever gave.

Totally fucking mercenary. This is what evil looks like. He doesn't even care if he doesn't get off, but he's going to give it a go, and if it don't work out, well, he'll just do like he did before and attack the guard for telling him to stop shuffling his feet. He's a pure cunt.

I believe his brief tried to do some legal work to get him off with life imprisonment, but the other team want death penalty. I want to see the expression on his face when he learns he is gonna fry. Because fucking fry he will. This was a massacre worse than Columbine. The video he shows before he does the evil act is what really gives the game away and betrays him and portrays him in the light he deserves. Fully compos mentis.

Got to say, the detective (or wtf he was) interviewing him here OP in the vid you linked, did a fucking amazing job. Such laissez faire. Such charisma. Slowly building it up, taking it back down. Guy was a fucking master and I got to say he is only second to the detective that took down that pervert knicker nicker from the Canadian Air Force: Russell Williams.

It's fucking beautiful to watch these people work. They probably have been building up to this point their whole careers. To see it come to fruition, for them to do their 'meisterwerk' on camera, be it a shitty old thing on the wall. It takes my breath away. I might as well be watching an old Wheelwright do his final work after a life time of learning his craft.

Cruz was guilty. He will be found guilty. And the "Shut Up" from the officer on the ground when he tries to feign schizophrenia, is just the icing on an otherwise delicious cake.


I can't wait for September, when this cunt who has been quietly cooking in his cell comes out to finally face the consequences of his ultra-autistic actions.

There was great heroism shown that day. By students. And great cowardice as well by certain 'Law Officers' sequestered within the school boundaries. They hid in closets and left the others to fend for themselves when it was their paid job to protect those innocents. But it fell upon certain children, to protect the doors so Cruz could not get in - and this meant taking bullets. They were military cadets and I do believe some of them got buried with full military honours, in uniform, even though they were children. The big fat donut-addled adults cowered inside their cupboards. And still get to pick up their pension. But some of them might not...

This case is still open. It went totally over my head at the time.

I'm very keen how this all plays out. I hope he gets the death sentence. Even though I am against the death sentence.

Some people are just bad, some are just complicated, some just had a real hard life.

But some are just fucking evil.

Out of all the bad bastards I've observed on the wonderful world wide web over the last however many years, this cunt takes the fucking biscuit.

Roll on September.

Ghislaine Maxwell too!

Expect more sperging!
I don’t know who it was that mentioned Casey Anthony in this thread but Casey and all of her interrogation videos were really unsettling to watch. Horror movie villains never scare me, but Casey Anthony is by far one of the most fucked up cases that’s bone chilling to witness through her interactions and history.
 

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I don’t know who it was that mentioned Casey Anthony in this thread but Casey and all of her interrogation videos were really unsettling to watch. Horror movie villains never scare me, but Casey Anthony is by far one of the most fucked up cases that’s bone chilling to witness through her interactions and history.
I would've mentioned her if the bitch didn't got off the hook. The fact that her defence came up with that bullshit about her being molested and grilled prosecutors for "trying to put innocent woman behind bars" afterwards is making my fucking blood boil.
 

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Alek Minassian was similar to Elliot Rodger, but he was taken alive, so there's interrogation tapes showing how much of a turbo autist he is. He took 4chan memes seriously and claimed that they all worship Pepe the Frog, and he's a "hardcore gamer". He starts by refusing to talk, then the detective barely even says to him "y'know, I wasn't really popular in school either" and he starts spilling everything.
Speaking of obsession with memes, Pepe and being a murderous lolcow you just reminded me of "The Shadilay Strangler" Gregory Ramos.

Turns out he got 45 years: https://www.news-journalonline.com/...gets-45-years-prison-debary-ramos/6668746002/
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Being radicalized by Sargon and Matt Jarbo to kill your mum has to put you into the category of lolcow murderer.
 

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I wish there was more info about him online but it was one of those things you only really noticed it if you were in the scene at the time. So not really 'notorious' but I'm surprised it wasn't.

But years back when Gore sites were the trend, Bloodshows.com was a big one. The admin was a drug addicted metal guitarist from the band Goatlord, and would constantly beg for donations and often ended up taking the site down for weeks on end because he decided to throw hosting money at drugs instead. It was one of my haunts in terms of shock footage, but the site itself was shittily coded and hardly anything worked. Looked like a kids assignment for web design. The guy was obviously unstable as fuck and the site was probably one of the few things he had going for him.

I wish there was archives of it from back in the day because whenever the site went down he would put up so many shitfit messages on the main page.

One day the site went down for good and people just kinda suspected he upped and ran with the money, but if you actually looked into it, he did a murder-suicide on his neighbor and her son and it just kinda came out of no where. I wish there was some more coverage. The best is articles like this; https://archive.md/lWdt8

Wayback has some captures; https://web.archive.org/web/20110609054719/http://www.bloodshows.com/


Randall Shepard was also arrested. James Gamble ate his rifle when the cops arrived. At least he didn't take anyone with him. The one on the left is the dead one.

True to cow form Lindsay and James were both active on Tumblr, him being shallow-existences (reference to Dylan Klebold ofc) posting pictures of gore, self-mutilation, his dick and what I assume was his last meal. The account was up for years but appears to have been finally nuked.
Fucking hell I remember Gamble vaguely. The True Crime chicks who obsessed over Columbine wanted to fuck that dude so bad, and he was insanely popular with them, primarily just for being a dude in the first place. Memorial pages popped up after he died.
 
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Lorne Armstrong, Jeff Stacy and tbh just about all the nonces caught on To Catch A Predator are lolcows. They're the best known ones, but they all seem like pretty pathetic men who molest children mostly because they're paedos, and partly because only kids are impressed by a dude whose only redeeming characteristics are that he can buy them alcopops and drive them to the mall.
 

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Lorne Armstrong, Jeff Stacy and tbh just about all the nonces caught on To Catch A Predator are lolcows. They're the best known ones, but they all seem like pretty pathetic men who molest children mostly because they're paedos, and partly because only kids are impressed by a dude whose only redeeming characteristics are that he can buy them alcopops and drive them to the mall.

but it was just a question!
 
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