[Nov 10] To the worst abuser since my father - Phil wants his neighbour homeless and is willing to fight, die trying

muh_moobs

Lord of mspaint shitposts
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A few gas grenades through the window should be enough to counter the mall ninja arsenal. Maybe some jury rigged tear gas canisters for a non-lethal approach to force Phil out of the apartment.
You're overthinking this. Phil already revealed that either he sleeps directly in front of the door or to the side opposite the hinges. Just shoot through the wall.
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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A few gas grenades through the window should be enough to counter the mall ninja arsenal. Maybe some jury rigged tear gas canisters for a non-lethal approach to force Phil out of the apartment.
The cops will just chuck in a flash bang. They won't bother with the tear gas since it wouldn't have any effect given the foul gases already present.
 

nvrwastetree

Identifies as an attack helicopter
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Someone actually took his bait:
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So does this blaze wortortle idiot have a thread here?? If not, he's lying just like Phil does. Also, Phil sucks at reasoning, "99.5% of kiwi farms are shit posters, but the other .5% atent, they're just trolls". I mean wtf are you even talking about here Phil? Do you even know what you're talking about?? Because it honestly seems like you don't.

Also, I love how in every post he has made about us since he had fake surgery, he has mentioned firearms, or firearms training. Also Phil, you dipshit, you brought all the trolling bullshit onto yourself, with no help from anyone else. If you only ignored ED and the trolls in the first place, none of us would be making fun of your ugly ass, but like the drama queen/attention whore you are, you couldn't leave well enough alone. That blaze wortotle cunt got fooled by Phil. Phil finally got the attention he desperately craved (from one person) and totally forgot to bring up his surgery for extra points

@Ravenor is there something going on with Phil that's causing him to double his keyboard warrior skills??? I mean other than the GRS lie, antifa lie, and the neighbor lie. Is he actually on the verge of being evicted??
 

Goofy Logic

Is this thing working right?
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A few gas grenades through the window should be enough to counter the mall ninja arsenal. Maybe some jury rigged tear gas canisters for a non-lethal approach to force Phil out of the apartment.
Tear gas is too expensive to justify for the Gay-ops budget. We have opted instead to duct-tape a bunch of Fabreze bottles to a flashbang.

At least we will get a kick-start to cleaning the apartment.
 

Optimus Prime

Resident KF Transformers Expert
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You fuckin moron, don't give away our Portland asset's strategy approvals... god damn.
It's win win either way. Either Phil shits himself and does nothing, meaning we use the grenades no problem, or he goes out and buys a gas mask he wears all the time...meaning he hides all those wonderful facial tattoos and his ugly ass face from the world.
 

MMX

True defective
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It's win win either way. Either Phil shits himself and does nothing, meaning we use the grenades no problem, or he goes out and buys a gas mask he wears all the time...meaning he hides all those wonderful facial tattoos and his ugly ass face from the world.
He's already got the gas mask.....
 

AnOminous

do you see what happens
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Jeeze, I dont care if this guy is sincere, it's crazy how easy it is to get Philth to open up. Just play the role of the clueless lefty and he'll just open right up without a second thought. I bet its because he lacks any social interaction anymore.
@MysticMisty did an Obscure Laughingstocks post on this guy. Unfortunately, no archive so that old dA is gone.

This is why he was whining about the "terrorist" thing, because he supports a terrorist group called the Animal Liberation Front.

Here's what this moron looks like:






Note the bike in the background. I wonder if, like Phil, he's too exceptional even to be able to ride it.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/tregan219

He created a dA account a month ago:
https://www.deviantart.com/blaze-wartortle
http://archive.li/lsxgC

It's linked to /leftypol/ and other antifa shit, although the 8chan board seems more trollish than sincere, since /leftypol/ is mostly channers who are also lefty shitposters, sincere or not. Still, it's a more autistic and smaller /pol/ that is just left wing and doesn't just shitpost on /pol/ itself like other lefties do. Also 8chan's /pol/ is super autistic and bans you for practically nothing because they can't take the bants.

Calls himself "Terry." So does this Fanfic author of the same name. Account dates to 2004 but only has one autistic story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/545639/Blaze-Wartortle
http://archive.li/BQonm

Apparently used to use the nick "Scarpine496."

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/545639/Scarpine496
(deactivated)
It got hit by archive.org though:
https://web.archive.org/web/20151024202213/http://scarpine496.deviantart.com/
http://archive.li/GqtO1

Journals: https://web.archive.org/web/20170720044753/http://www.deviantart.com/journals/
http://archive.li/ipu5Y

"Scarpine496
Terry Regan
United Kingdom
Hello, my name is Terry. I don't draw much and am not that good at it either but I do like to look at other people's artwork and to make friends in general. I am interested in mainly reptiles, Koopas, Pokemon and whatever else takes my fancy. If you are nice to me, then I will be nice to you. I do not tolerate bullying of any kind either to me or to my friends. I am a very friendly person and will be loyal to those who I consider true friends."

So he's apparently a legit autistic exceptional individual named Terry Regan.

FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scarpine496/ http://archive.li/7xF63
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/wwwarea/discussion http://archive.li/0e22c

Journals from deactivated dA:
https://web.archive.org/web/20151026133551/http://scarpine496.deviantart.com/journal/
http://archive.li/lneRk

Here's his current YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxOLGF3WCldEObzDoCvsAgQ
http://archive.li/VSofB

Apparently, I was literally the only person who had viewed it.

So apparently this dude exists and is legit but I've lost interest. He has a Facebook with the same antifa logo as the twitter, but it doesn't seem to be public. I'm not logging in to check.

Also, because obligatory, he's a train sperg too:

 

Tragi-Chan

Godmaster Reverend
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@MysticMisty did an Obscure Laughingstocks post on this guy. Unfortunately, no archive so that old dA is gone.

This is why he was whining about the "terrorist" thing, because he supports a terrorist group called the Animal Liberation Front.

Here's what this moron looks like:






Note the bike in the background. I wonder if, like Phil, he's too exceptional even to be able to ride it.

Twitter: https://twitter.com/tregan219

He created a dA account a month ago:
https://www.deviantart.com/blaze-wartortle
http://archive.li/lsxgC

It's linked to /leftypol/ and other antifa shit, although the 8chan board seems more trollish than sincere, since /leftypol/ is mostly channers who are also lefty shitposters, sincere or not. Still, it's a more autistic and smaller /pol/ that is just left wing and doesn't just shitpost on /pol/ itself like other lefties do. Also 8chan's /pol/ is super autistic and bans you for practically nothing because they can't take the bants.

Calls himself "Terry." So does this Fanfic author of the same name. Account dates to 2004 but only has one autistic story.

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/545639/Blaze-Wartortle
http://archive.li/BQonm

Apparently used to use the nick "Scarpine496."

https://www.fanfiction.net/u/545639/Scarpine496
(deactivated)
It got hit by archive.org though:
https://web.archive.org/web/20151024202213/http://scarpine496.deviantart.com/
http://archive.li/GqtO1

Journals: https://web.archive.org/web/20170720044753/http://www.deviantart.com/journals/
http://archive.li/ipu5Y

"Scarpine496
Terry Regan
United Kingdom
Hello, my name is Terry. I don't draw much and am not that good at it either but I do like to look at other people's artwork and to make friends in general. I am interested in mainly reptiles, Koopas, Pokemon and whatever else takes my fancy. If you are nice to me, then I will be nice to you. I do not tolerate bullying of any kind either to me or to my friends. I am a very friendly person and will be loyal to those who I consider true friends."

So he's apparently a legit autistic exceptional individual named Terry Regan.

FurAffinity: http://www.furaffinity.net/user/scarpine496/ http://archive.li/7xF63
YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/user/wwwarea/discussion http://archive.li/0e22c

Journals from deactivated dA:
https://web.archive.org/web/20151026133551/http://scarpine496.deviantart.com/journal/
http://archive.li/lneRk

Here's his current YouTube:
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCxOLGF3WCldEObzDoCvsAgQ
http://archive.li/VSofB

Apparently, I was literally the only person who had viewed it.

So apparently this dude exists and is legit but I've lost interest. He has a Facebook with the same antifa logo as the twitter, but it doesn't seem to be public. I'm not logging in to check.

Also, because obligatory, he's a train sperg too:

That second photo has that “trying to look like a badass but not knowing how to pose” thing Phil’s selfies have. At least he thought to cover his eyes so the derp-face doesn’t show through as much.
 

UselessRubberKeyboard

Mergin' n' spergin'
True & Honest Fan
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He's legit? He writes so fresh-on-the-internet like that I swore he was a troll. No-one could be so oblivious, surely? Especially not at his age, autism or not.

Watching him V Phil could turn out to be interesting. How quickly can Phil turn him into a spinning dalek of antifa and anti-KF idiocy versus how quickly Phil will get pissed off with having an adult with the mental age of a small child commenting endlessly on his posts.
 
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