It's so fucking hard to tell with Spud since he lives so much in fantasy land. Combine that with his dick chop being a huge flop and him being a boring faggot since then, it's entirely likely he just manufactured this as something to bounce and squeak about. If anything happened I'm guessing the neighbor might have said something directly to him whereas before he kept his comments under his breathe or only gave Phil disgusted looks. At most Phil garbled something incomprehensible and waddled away while trying not to piss himself, I know. Especially about the not pissing himself part.$50 on the situation being completely in his mind?
That would be an infinitely more interesting story, but Phil lacks the thought process or anything else to go through with it.Lol I first read this as "Phil Threatens - His Neighbour fends off Sexual Assault" and thougtht that Phil had finally succumbed to eunuch lust and tried to bugger his neighbour with a stud of ginger
I love the way Phil claims to be this total badass who’s feared across Portland, yet one unarmed man giving him the stink-eye terrifies him so much that he can’t even be in the same building. I’m starting to think that his genitalia dropped off out of revulsion at what an unbelievable coward he is.
Phil had to smoke some pot and pass out after all that excitement.
The first of the month is in a couple days. Phil will have his tugboat by then. But yeah, if his stupid ass did hit his neighbor with the baton, he's going to have alot more to worry about than going to jail. He's probably going to get hit with a assault with a deadly weapon charge, as well as premeditated murder (hopefully) if everything he has been crying about is true. Also, it's nice to see that Phil finally understands that no one likes him, nor has his back. If he does go to jail, I hope the neighbor presses charges, as well as anything else. If Phil is dumb enough to have slingblade post bail, well, he shouldn't have high hopes for that because we all know toren will just take the bail money and buy booze, just like Jim Lahey and Randy Bobandy.It's November