[Nov 25] Phil Threatens His Neighbor - Fends off Sexual Assault - Needs Bail Money

Positron

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Phil will to his surprise find that the Housing Manger advises him to be considerate, patient, and perhaps try to go outside more to avoid encounters with David. We know, because the Manager is also on Kiwi Farm's paylist; a mere 0.38 Bitcoins will bribe him to keep Phil in his hovel for as long as possible, meanwhile our man David continues to investigate and disintegrate the Portland Antifa.
 

Coldgrip

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Lets assume for a moment that Phil isn't a complete coward and actually did pull a weapon. You know he's going to lie that he didn't and, I'd be willing to bet, claim David drew a weapon instead. Phil lies, lying about something like that isn't out of the realm of possibility for him.
 

DragoonSierra

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I absolutely believe the complaints the neighbour has made about noise are true, though. Landlords usually try to mediate between tenants as a last resort before kicking one or other of them out, but Phil is so useless that he won't agree to anything. More than one noise complaint, and apparently threatening his neighbour too? I'd be amazed if he isn't evicted for that shit. Phil's damn lucky he's lying about the threatening part (do his landlords know his social media?).

The entitlement of this fat pig, though. Believes he should have housing given to him, and that he should be able to do whatever he likes and fuck how it negatively effects others. Totally oblivious to the fact that a landlord is perfectly able to kick him out for being a nuisance, and won't hesitate to do so. If Phil weren't such a hateful twat towards everyone I'd feel worried for his future, but since he's Phil I'm happy to sit back and laugh at whatever happens. After everything he went through to get this place, an he's doing all he can to get booted out of there. Unbelievable.
I really hope these lies dont actually get his neighbor evicted. I wonder if this place even has security cameras.
 

Tragi-Chan

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Squeaky wheel gets the grease; bouncy tard gets the boots.
I love it. He was all, “Yeah, I pulled a weapon on him, he’d better watch his step, I got a gun, gonna form a mob to take care of him, the landlord’s next!” Now he’s all “I have a meeting with the case manager because I put in a formal complaint!” Stay pathetic, fatso.
 

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We know, because the Manager is also on Kiwi Farm's paylist; a mere 0.38 Bitcoins will bribe him to keep Phil in his hovel for as long as possible, meanwhile our man David continues to investigate and disintegrate the Portland Antifa.
Hopefully the deplatforming mission will still be viable. We'd hate to see the platform remain a platform in portland because the platform in portland to deplatform bigots is a platform of deplatforming that needs to be deplatformed for our platform of platforming bigots.
 

SpaceAce

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Holy hell Phil’s delusions have hit new heights!
Not the stuff about him being super tough and scaring off a gentleman who just wants the smelly ass, dumpster themed doodle bear to leave him alone, but the bit where he thinks that if he was accosted in any manner THAT’S when someone would show up or pretend to care.
They didn’t for the last four lies about fights or rape, why would they now?
 

Midlife Sperglord

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Lets assume for a moment that Phil isn't a complete coward and actually did pull a weapon. You know he's going to lie that he didn't and, I'd be willing to bet, claim David drew a weapon instead. Phil lies, lying about something like that isn't out of the realm of possibility for him.
It probably is likely that Phil will behave in a way that will justify David pulling a weapon on his ass. He is one creepy looking motherfucker.
 
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