Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyder -

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bradsternum

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...for misdeeds against him.

Listen, EVERYONE, that dang drawing I drew late 2007 that has been going around lately; I HAVE taken responsibility for it. I stated the details in an earlier post on here; I Tore Up the Original Drawing into pieces Years Ago; I do not possess any image files of the thing; I have long regretted having drawn the dang thing. A LOT of people draw/sculpt and have drawn/sculpted naked people and those having sex play. I have not drawn anything of the sort for YEARS, and I do not intend to draw such again. Please stop giving me grief and hatred about it, my old friends let us go back to being friends, and let us all move on with our lives.

I fully forgive Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh for all of their misdeeds against me.

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Pikonic

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan

He still won't get those DVDs back.
 

ChurchOfGodBear

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan

bradsternum said:
Listen, EVERYONE, that dang drawing I drew late 2007 that has been going around lately; I HAVE taken responsibility for it. I stated the details in an earlier post on here; I Tore Up the Original Drawing into pieces Years Ago; I do not possess any image files of the thing; I have long regretted having drawn the dang thing. A LOT of people draw/sculpt and have drawn/sculpted naked people and those having sex play. I have not drawn anything of the sort for YEARS, and I do not intend to draw such again. Please stop giving me grief and hatred about it, my old friends let us go back to being friends, and let us all move on with our lives.

I fully forgive Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh for all of their misdeeds against me.

Damn it, Chris, I have no idea how to make this any clearer:

NO ONE CARES IF YOU FORGIVE THEM! The only question is if THEY forgive YOU! And since you've never apologized for anything you've done to anyone, they likely don't.
 

alterid

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

He's trying! He's trying pretty hard to find the right combination of words and reactions that will satisfy the 'trolls'.

Of course, the problem here is that he still thinks these people perpetrated 'misdeeds' against him and that he was a victim. Until he can see that's not the case he's just spinning his wheels.
 

tobacky_vapor

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan

*sigh* Typical Chris remorse, whatever apology he makes is directly connected to something he wants. In this case he wants to win back the fb friends he lost cause of the drawing by saying he's sorry and that he forgives megan, micheal and Mary for THIER past misdeeds.
 

Iä! Iä!

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

The Great Director grants absolution. He is indeed merciful!
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

Watch. Next week, when he finds out no one cares, he'll be all about the Bitch, the Witch, the Jew, and the Wardrobe again. :tomgirl:
 

caffeinated_pirate

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

In other words: "I drew this really offensive drawing and I fully forgive Megan for it."
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

Well, happy birthday to me!

So wait, does Chris think the main issue with the pic was that he drew a sex act? Not the fact that he drew someone in a sex act without their permission / consent? Shit, we're redefining the word "naive" here.

And this isn't A-Logging, but fuck you Chris for thinking Megan, Snyder, and Walsh ever did anything against other than bruise your ego.
 

Alec Benson Leary

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

He will retract his forgiveness with a vengeance when he realizes that this post does not inspire Snyder to let him back in the Game Place or Megan to give him her DVDs and vagina.

Anyone want to guess how many hours of no response from them he'll endure before deciding they're evil for not "appreciating" his forgiveness?

alterid said:
He's trying! He's trying pretty hard to find the right combination of words and reactions that will satisfy the 'trolls'.
Yeah, exactly. Same as any other time he "apologizes".
 

Iä! Iä!

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

Alec Benson Leary said:
He will retract his forgiveness with a vengeance when he realizes that this post does not inspire Snyder to let him back in the Game Place or Megan to give him her DVDs and vagina.

Anyone want to guess how many hours of no response from them he'll endure before deciding they're evil for not "appreciating" his forgiveness?

I give him 3 days.
 

CatParty

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

he'll forget tomorrow
 

JULAY

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

Yes, they should be forgiven... because telling an autistic to act normally or leave is such a GRAVE MISDEED! It's also totally wrong to be offended at being portrayed in poorly drawn cartoon porn.

It's not as if Chris did anything wrong, or should be apologizing to them or anything...
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

by chris's standards, he has to go to each of their houses and apologize directly
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

So, he forgived megan for sexually harassed her and publicly humilliated her, he forgives mary lee walsh for doing her job at call him out of his bullshit when he was whoring out with his attraction sign in college, and also, he forgives snyder, the "jew" for driving over him and acting like a sociopath maniac at his store... wow, you see? this proves that chris has a caring and kind soul, because he forgave them!! way to go chris!! .___. stupid fatass, hypocritical piece of shit, this is why nobody wants to be friends with him...

Oh, and somebody commented on his status, here's da update (just in case chrissy deletes/makes private the post):

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I really hope you're joking, karla...
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

FemboiBunny said:
Oh, and somebody commented on his status, here's da update:

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I really hope you're joking, karla...
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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

Tards McKensey said:
I fully apologize to Megan Schroeder, Michael Snyder and Mary Lee Walsh for all of my misdeeds against them.

Fixed that for you.

Man, he just can't fess up to the fact that he messed up. This is why a lot of us here just can't feel sorry for his situation. If he just would have left that last sentence out of that post it would have been fine.

Give it a few weeks and he'll be ranting against them all over again.
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

Chris, stop trying to sound like an actual person with regret, and then, destroy your message by not being actually responsible for your actions.

It's a tad annoying.
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

When you think he might be apologizing or trying to feel remorseful for something, just read a few words ahead and you'll find out why he actually is "apologizing". See: every time Chris has ever said he was sorry for something, ever.
 

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Re: Nov 4 2013 - Chris Forgives Megan, MLW, and Michael Snyd

But do you guys think he knocked them up on his Scale of Respect by a point or two?
 
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