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Would he dare combine Ask the King with a massive tips goal?
Does a pig snort aggressively on stream? More seriously, if he hasn't said anything about one yet, I'm going to guess not this time. I would expect one around Christmas (because people have gift money then) and 1-2 in February and March. Possibly a last-second "GIMME TIPS" one in April, depending on how things go.
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Oh 
. A special event he does every other month. I'm shooketh
. A special event he does every other month. I'm shooketh
He's already mentioned taxes coming up a few times the last week. Doesn't that count for the beginning of Tax Season™?
Foreshadowing
My opinion is that it starts when he has his Very Serious Talk with chat about how being an adult means you have to pay taxes and because it's been so tight this year, he's going to need some help to pay his taxes. So far he's just been laying the "Yep, I'm going to begging for them taxes again" groundwork.
‘Tis the season to be greedy.
Im waiting for him to remind his pay pigs, “‘Tis better to give than to receive.”
He better not do some fund-raising tax bullshit. A couple nights ago he said something about making a big tax payment.
Did unironically say that during a past begathon?
He might have. I faintly remember him saying something like that.
Random thought: Philip might make a fairly successful televangelist. He has reached televangelist-levels of hypocrisy and greed.
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I don't think he said those exact words, but here are some things he did say
If you don't tip you are a fairweather fan
If you don't watch his YouTube you are lazy
Tips aren't mandatory but they are required
If you expect something for hitting the goal you are an entitled asshole
Reads like one of those commercials in the ‘80’s/‘90’s for some greatest hits album.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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I’m genuinely kinda excited for this ack the king. You know who (points thumb to the door) went on the forums last night during the restream and was reading people’s questions and some were genuinely horrible from darks perspective.
Derrick asked something like “what are your favorite ways to give back to people?” Or something close to that and I can’t even begin to fathom the mental gymnastics Dark will have to do make it sound like he’s ever given anything of value away for free
Derrick asked something like “what are your favorite ways to give back to people?” Or something close to that and I can’t even begin to fathom the mental gymnastics Dark will have to do make it sound like he’s ever given anything of value away for free
Can't wait for a Q&A from a full time variety streamer that literally could not name his worst game of the year "on the fly" or even offer a suggestion, nor could he name his favorite current wrestler even though wrestling is his only other hobby besides drinking.
This should be inciteful.
This should be inciteful.
Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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Hey listen here you mentally ill nudnik, ack the king isn’t like when he answers questions on the spot during regular streams okay, this is for him to give longer more thought out responses!
Debunked and now your banned
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Khett?
Focusing on gameplay and doing improv comedy is now outdated.
Also, taxes appear out of nowhere. 37 years old and taxes are completely unexpected.
Edit: DSP said he's tried to do fundraisers in the past but people have been assholes and will screw everything up. I think he was talking about charity streams, but he used the word fundraiser.
The Dreamcast failed because of pirating on Napster and Kazaa, so nobody bought it.
A "trusted reviewer" isn't professional because they can't play the entire game due to having to meet deadlines.
DSP says that reviewers that say subjective things aren't doing their jobs; they should focus on the objective.
Also, taxes appear out of nowhere. 37 years old and taxes are completely unexpected.
Edit: DSP said he's tried to do fundraisers in the past but people have been assholes and will screw everything up. I think he was talking about charity streams, but he used the word fundraiser.
The Dreamcast failed because of pirating on Napster and Kazaa, so nobody bought it.
A "trusted reviewer" isn't professional because they can't play the entire game due to having to meet deadlines.
DSP says that reviewers that say subjective things aren't doing their jobs; they should focus on the objective.
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Mr.PiggyOinkOinkOink
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He’s adamantly stuck to one story of him organizing a charity event, and he said everything was lined up including other content creators and he cancelled at the last minute because trolling him ramped up so he was worried. So despite him only ever mentioning it years ago and despite no other supposed content creators(whose names he’ll never give) that were in on it have never mentioned it ever existing it totally happened
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