[November 8th 2019] Death Stranding Playthrough -

How far will Phil get in the game?

  • 1 stream

    Votes: 4 4.1%
  • 2-5 streams

    Votes: 23 23.7%
  • Finish, but it'll take 6+ months

    Votes: 15 15.5%
  • Finish, and declare it the best game he's ever played

    Votes: 5 5.2%
  • Boredquit somewhere along the way

    Votes: 50 51.5%

  • Total voters


Feelin' Healthy
Played about 2 hours now, he's gonna be real cringy during the kahpyright music parts, lots of "lalala" and clowning up. God forbid he doesnt get some YT shekels.
I didn't even think about that.

Is there a way to mute the music? If not, that will be the first complaint. Game is stupid because it's costing him money.


The building paradigm has been a thing for a minute now. I'd argue that Fortnite has lent more to this game than minecraft.
i would agree that fortnite would be closer in terms of building (because minecraft is just blocks)
but in minecraft you explore a vast world, collecting resources and running into occasionally spooky enemies.
maybe phil can look into naming home bases and auction off the names

The ending is "only" 30 or 40 minutes. Not sure why these inflated numbers keep getting tossed around.
because game journalists need helicopter rides

DSP needs handholding in Luigi's Mansion.
DSP would need handholding in the stanley parable


True & Honest Fan
Just a quick note--Phil has like 800-900 viewers right now.

And is still on the 8th row of results for the game on Twitch (~44th). Gonna be real funny to see the viewership die off after today.
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Phil's "Explain literally everything" impulse is on 11 for this game. Good lord. This isn't really the type of game that you talk through the cutscenes while playing.

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