Null's converting to Islam - This sounds like a writing prompt

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can we get verification on whether muhammad was a feeder, in addition to a pedophile and rapist? this is critical
 

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White men becoming Muslims would be the ultimate act of malicious compliance with GloboGay. "Hey UN, guess what? We actually LOVE diversity! Now gib Jizya and your daughters!!!"

But in reality, Islam is more likely to get the Oprah treatment than lead to a restoration of patriarchy and tradition in the West (not to shill, but Houellebecq's Submission is a must-read). It would end up being some sort of gayed-up, Isma'ili-tier Sufism, not White Sharia enforced by Ginger death squads.

Also, the religion itself is batshit r e t a r d e d. Muhammad deserves a thread here.
 

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It is time to spread the Religion of Peace.

If Islam actually accepted white people this could get somewhere
Your ignorance is deplorable, kuffar.

Were you facing down the global leader of the Orthodox Church, the head man of the White Race, President Vladimir Putin, what would you do?

Would you be nervous, like old Stasi bitch?
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Or quietly confident, like proud Mussulman?
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Does that mean our avatars have to wear hijabs?

If there was an official statement that anime waifus are not Haram then I think we would see a huge uptake inbased neckbeard Jihadis.
Why would one show off their waifu unveiled? You want her to be special don't you? Why let all these Kafirs eye fuk ur waifu?


Also the amount of un-ironic posts suggesting it would be an improvement are starting to scare me.
 

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Islam solves the Incel problem. In most Islamic countries, arranged marriages are a thing and your parents do the work to find you a wife. You literally have to do nothing but say that you want to be married to your parents.
Islam exacerbates the incel problem. Muslims are polygamists. Where local traditions demand a bride price, you can't afford a bride. Where it's the girl's parents have to pay up, rich pedophiles "graciously" scoop up poor preteens without asking for money. As a result, your only option to lose virginity is the 72 in the sky.

The "best" arranged marriage scheme is the one Russian orthodox Christians run (the real "churched" believers). You have to be young (15-20) and ass-kiss a priest for years, but in the end there are way more girls than boys and you're pretty much guaranteed your own certified 16 (christard parents) - 18 (normie parents) yr old virgin pussy. The downside is she just lies there during sex, doesn't use protection, and won't abort. The upside is she is literally your slave. No need to ass-kiss priests after you get hitched: no matter how "sinful" you are, it's her fault. She won't ever file for divorce or child support.
 

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Worse than child rape or mass murder? Truly exceptional religion...
The moment you start changing stuff in religion, you will create all manor of mischief and destruction. If you really want you would eventually make child rape and mass murder legal.
 

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Islam solves the Incel problem. In most Islamic countries, arranged marriages are a thing and your parents do the work to find you a wife. You literally have to do nothing but say that you want to be married to your parents.
You still have to pay her parents off and light/blue-green-hazel eyed girls cost more but yes the parents find a wife. They also pay for the wedding but the girl has to live with the family and becomes the mother-in-law's drudge until the couple gets a place of their own.
 

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Mashallah brothers. By the grace of Allah, the Most Beneficent and the Most Merciful, and his Prophet Muhammed, PBUH, Kiwi Farms will guide the infidel masses to the Light. He better not be a filthy nasibi.
 

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Islam exacerbates the incel problem. Muslims are polygamists. Where local traditions demand a bride price, you can't afford a bride. Where it's the girl's parents have to pay up, rich pedophiles "graciously" scoop up poor preteens without asking for money. As a result, your only option to lose virginity is the 72 in the sky.

The "best" arranged marriage scheme is the one Russian orthodox Christians run (the real "churched" believers). You have to be young (15-20) and ass-kiss a priest for years, but in the end there are way more girls than boys and you're pretty much guaranteed your own certified 16 (christard parents) - 18 (normie parents) yr old virgin pussy. The downside is she just lies there during sex, doesn't use protection, and won't abort. The upside is she is literally your slave. No need to ass-kiss priests after you get hitched: no matter how "sinful" you are, it's her fault. She won't ever file for divorce or child support.
The girl's parents don't pay they get the money. And a free wedding where men slather henna on themselves, gorge on pastries, dance in man dresses with their jambias and rifles and hussen (chew ghat).

Also alcohol is definitely a no so kiss the beer/wine/vodka goodbye.
 

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Islam solves the Incel problem. In most Islamic countries, arranged marriages are a thing and your parents do the work to find you a wife. You literally have to do nothing but say that you want to be married to your parents.

And incels that can't get an arranged marriage get afterlife virgin poon, as long as they kill kaffir, when they explode.
 

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