Numerology Retards - Exposing the Jew World Order through Nostradamus Like Methods

[chimpburgers]

Long story short, I keep coming across these YouTube channels that do whole videos where they not only talk about conspiracy theories, but they apply some newfangled numerology crap in the mix. It's like if Brad Watson believed that the Illuminati was real. It's not my first time I've come across any of this shit either. I found another channel like this but with even longer fucking videos. I love doing the conspiratard stuff and this seemed like something that hadn't been talked much before here.

See what I mean?

 

[ActualKiwi]

...There's more of Brad than just Brad? I don't feel safe anymore.

 

[DZ 305]

Numerology is the best way to make an argument if you want to not let facts get in the way. Because when something you predict doesn't happen, just say you made an error and "recalculate". Rinse and repeat while suckering Chris-Chan levels of gullible people into buying it and / or giving you money. Ironic that many of these people seem to be Christians, as numerology is pretty much shittier divination

 

[El Garbage]

Powerleveling is a bad way to start a posting career, but it's horrible to watch people fall into numerological madness. During the Kosovo war a family member spent a week finding 666 from dates and times, and of course that number was behind every American decision. Clinton was literally the devil.

 

[neverendingmidi]

I find numerology nuts almost quaint. They're the great-grandaddy of sperging. I'm pretty sure it's been around for centuries, wasn't the Seventh Day Adventists started by some guy calculating the world was going to end with this same type of batshittery? Not to mention the centuries of shit associated with Nostradamus.

 

[GandT]

So basically, this is if Numberwang was a religion?

 

[The Great Chandler]

It's like the kid who loves math mashed in with religion and politics.

 

[ZeCommissar]

Holy shit guys

George W Bush. The W stands for Walker

George W Bush=11 letters
Walker + Bush=10 letters
Only one eye on the illuminati triangle. 10-1=9. George Bush did 9/11
Don't even try to refute me. The numbers here say so

 

[Zeorus]

I find numerology nuts almost quaint. They're the great-grandaddy of sperging. I'm pretty sure it's been around for centuries, wasn't the Seventh Day Adventists started by some guy calculating the world was going to end with this same type of batshittery? Not to mention the centuries of shit associated with Nostradamus.

The Seventh-Day Adventists are descended from the Millerites who believed that the Second Coming of Christ would occur in the neighborhood of 1843. If you want to be nitpicky, Miller's methods of calculation aren't strictly "numerology" but the line is blurry enough that it belongs in the same neighborhood.

 

[Die Wotansperg]

Holy shit guys

George W Bush. The W stands for Walker

George W Bush=11 letters
Walker + Bush=10 letters
Only one eye on the illuminati triangle. 10-1=9. George Bush did 9/11
Don't even try to refute me. The numbers here say so

Whenever I saw someone doing something like that, I thought they were...

Y'know...

Joking.

 

[Doctor Professor Timon]

Powerleveling is a bad way to start a posting career, but it's horrible to watch people fall into numerological madness. During the Kosovo war a family member spent a week finding 666 from dates and times, and of course that number was behind every American decision. Clinton was literally the devil.

Actually? I could believe Hillary Clinton was the devil or is proof there is one. As for Bill. Could you imagine waking up next to the Hildebeast without any make-up on in the morning?

Spoiler: Is this the face you want to see?

And, for further fun, imagine H.C.'s 'o' face.

Onto numerology? Complete trash and utter drivel, but it's really no different than psychics. If you're stupid enough to send your money, you're stupid enough to reap the rewards of something that will never come true - AKA lost money. All it is is another exploit kind of like the 2012, 2015, etc. thing people keep doing to try and get money. "Mayan Calendar ends now. Nope, wait. Ends now." It had to end sometime, they're effin' extinct for a reason.