Obscure and Crazy Websites - <h1>HI AND WELCOM TO MY HOME PAGE < h1 >

[Govt. Shitposting Machine]

I don't remember how these sites got in my bookmarks, probably found them on Uboachan, if not then from here. If it was already linked before, sorry.
Seizure warning for both of them:

http://get.your-d.tk/


http://dakutanou.zouri.jp/

I don't know what the fuck these are and they give me a fucking headache

 

[Pope Negro Joe the XIIIth]

I don't think it's really that obscure (maybe?) but of all the sites I miss, this is one of the top 5.

https://web.archive.org/web/20010308220445/http://www.bad-candy.com/

Personal favorites on there are happy plums and fizzy milk
(Which I remember eating as a kid, the fuck was wrong with me).

 

[DungeonMaster]

The artstyle kinda looks like sonichu mixed with sailor moon. The sad thing is about the anonymity of the early internet is that these people may as well have evaporated into thin air. Or they would have grown up, died, or left all this behind them.

 

[Trapitalism]

lwkkkk.com (archive)

It's a KKK-affiliated website or something like that. As you can see, the design sucks. Apparently, they have a radio show that you can access ONLY by calling them at a specific time of day. I guess they've never heard of podcasting.

 

[Shaka Brah]

lwkkkk.com (archive)
View attachment 1438357
It's a KKK-affiliated website or something like that. As you can see, the design sucks. Apparently, they have a radio show that you can access ONLY by calling them at a specific time of day. I guess they've never heard of podcasting.

Never left Web 1.0. The owner is probably a boomer older than 65.

 

[Old Greg]

Never left Web 1.0. The owner is probably a boomer older than 65.

Reminds me of the old public access TV channels, all these shows but hardly anyone listening. Must be a million boomers around the world uploading hours of drivel to empty internet rooms.

 

[MAPK phosphatase]

https://www.skytopia.com/
It has a bunch of random sciency stuff and page design that is actually pretty original and retro-ish.
I really like the optical illusions and there's ones where you basically have to cross your eyes to make a picture turn 3D (and it actually works and is goddamn cool).

There's some music on there that is unironically good.
https://www.skytopia.com/soundburst/Galaxy12_stereo.mp3

 

[Shaka Brah]

Welcome to the Ascension Energy Program.

http://ascensionenergyprogram.com/

https://archive.md/s7OcU

The Ascension Energy Program is the next generation of energy technologies used to remove negativity from the human Aura.

Here are some choice articles:
Etheric Water

http://ascensionenergyprogram.com/?cat=15

https://archive.md/EseF5

Orgone Radionic Machine

Orgone Radionic Machine | Ascension Energy Program

https://archive.md/A1wzE

Bio-Resonance

Bio-Resonance | Ascension Energy Program

https://archive.md/AINvi

Magnets, Nigga, How Do They Work?

Xcalibur Magnetic Field Generator | Ascension Energy Program

https://archive.md/8Hp0c

Space Magic, Basically

Tachyon Mirror Machine | Ascension Energy Program

https://archive.md/sOIhJ

Blatant Snake-Oil Shilling

Quest Level | Ascension Energy Program

https://archive.md/JmOFc

This is not your average boomer website however-- they have a youtube channel! Multimedia!

ascensionenergy

www.youtube.com

It also has a crossover with sovereign citizens with the promotion of the "US Civil Flag" and an unfortunately now-defunct gold standard website.

http://www.uscivilflags.org/home.html

https://archive.md/7TXEV

 

[Toolbox]

Weird postmodern art site - Anticulture.net
https://archive.vn/v6SBo

AntiCulture is a museum of Neo Postmodern meta art where human programming meta artists create cyber artists such as artificial intelligence beings and random generators. These artificial artistic beings can expose their work of art on the gallery. AntiCulture is also a place where interactive art creation and collective art projects take place. Please visit my Android Fighting Game's website.

Some of the highlights of their content -

Spoiler: Randomly Generated Videos

Random Music Generators
https://archive.md/gMORS

Spoiler: A Music Video

And some parts of the site no longer function, but were pretty amusing when they did -
Random Comic Generator
https://web.archive.org/web/20150206035057/http://anticulture.net/ComicGenerator.php

 

[Methylcellulose]

http://religiousfetish.com/forum/index.php - A forum for people who have a religious fetish or like "blasphemous sex."

https://www.zooville.org/ - A community of people who are into bestiality.

https://www.lawofone.info/ - Conversations between a UFO professor and a woman who believes something called Ra is speaking through her.

https://worldtruth.tv/ - A news site run by tinfoil hats.

http://www.vampirewebsite.net/ - Site for vampires and people who want to learn about them, including vampire jokes and a guide on how to get turned into a vampire.

https://prepareforchange.net/ - Can't make much sense of this, it's either a crazy religious site, a cult site, or both.

http://onlywayisby3symbols.net/ - Found this through a YouTube channel that I stumbled upon while looking for something else, feels like an ARG.

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

Welcome to the Oddballz Web Fun Pack!

https://archive.md/6OLXQ

 

[Toolbox]

Welcome to the Oddballz Web Fun Pack!

https://archive.md/6OLXQ

View attachment 1521660
View attachment 1521662

There's also a mod for the Petz games that turn the animals into cars, because of course that's what pet simulators needed. It seems the series had quite the modding community in the early 00s.

 

[UnsufficentBoobage]

Personal favorites on there are happy plums and fizzy milk
(Which I remember eating as a kid, the fuck was wrong with me).

Nice site, though the cow tit rant rises some suspicions.
---
Some older links in the thread are dead(

 

[Big Nasty]

This one looks similar to mafa.com that we had a thread on years ago:

https://www.yad.com

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Western "fundie" websites in the '90s and '00s could get pretty out there. A number of them were adamant that it's so easy to go to hell - or rather that staying on the path to Heaven is hard.

 

[The Decimator]

https://bigcartoon.org/Main_Page

 

[Coolio55]

https://bigcartoon.org/Main_Page

I saw this and thought "Cool! A wiki dedicated to old cartoons!"
Then I read about the tumblr blog and took a closer look at the pictures.

WELP.

 

[Big Nasty]

lwkkkk.com (archive)
View attachment 1438357
It's a KKK-affiliated website or something like that. As you can see, the design sucks. Apparently, they have a radio show that you can access ONLY by calling them at a specific time of day. I guess they've never heard of podcasting.

Back in the 80's there were various weirdos who did some sort of precursor to podcasts where you could phone a specific number connected to a phone answering machine and listen to a pre-recorded show/sermon/rant/whatever. The answering machine tapes swould be changed at regular intervals.

 

[💗Bitchstopher Columbitch💗]

I was looking for shitposting material when I came across this website seemingly run by an autistic man obsessed with emojis. He likes to write short stories about emojis and evil clowns.

https://www.sweasy26.com/

https://archive.md/aWsTL

https://twitter.com/Sweasy26

https://archive.md/92hGH

This website is a raw gem of autism.

The downloads and gifts page is particularly quaint.

https://archive.md/sfU8O

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

I remember thinking this was the funniest shit in elementary school.