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[Cadaver Corpse]

thank god I found this thread because look what I found

everyone, meet Tiny-space-robots
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Oh I remember seeing a post on this guy making the rounds on Tumblr a few weeks ago. This guy's disliked by other pro-shippers for his support of actual incest. Bunch of big-name pro-shippers blocked the guy and refuse to associate with him after he came out in support of real incest. I can't find the post that prompted the mass blocking, I'm looking for it now and if I find it I'll share it.

Where pro-shippers say 'yeah it's weird, but we don't condone or support it in real life and it isn't hurting any actual people, so whatever as long as it's fiction', this guy has come straight out and said 'why can't I fuck my brother?' Even other incest shippers want nothing to do with this person.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

Oh I remember seeing a post on this guy making the rounds on Tumblr a few weeks ago. This guy's disliked by other pro-shippers for his support of actual incest. Bunch of big-name pro-shippers blocked the guy and refuse to associate with him after he came out in support of real incest. I can't find the post that prompted the mass blocking, I'm looking for it now and if I find it I'll share it.

Where pro-shippers say 'yeah it's weird, but we don't condone or support it in real life and it isn't hurting any actual people, so whatever as long as it's fiction', this guy has come straight out and said 'why can't I fuck my brother?' Even other incest shippers want nothing to do with this person.

please find it, I have a shit-ton of shit on him but the post and I got everything, from his Twitter to his sibling's account

 

[Cadaver Corpse]

please find it, I have a shit-ton of shit on him but the post and I got everything, from his Twitter to his sibling's account

Honestly? I'd say it might be best to leave the brother's account out of it, depending on how much information is available there. Some antis are ruthless and will go after people for mere association and I don't want to subject the poor brother to relentless harassment because his sibling's a fucking degenerate, especially if the brother hasn't done anything wrong. Maybe I'm just being a prude though LOL

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Sidenote, this is why I hate it when people say 'X is an incest supporter' over a ship with 0 evidence to say that they actually think incest is a good thing in real life. Nah, 99% of the time they're just horny over a drawing, (just call people like that 'weird' and move on lol). Meanwhile you've got people like this guy who are actual incest supporters who wants to fuck their real siblings. That's an incest supporter.​

This post is proving to be fucking impossible to find, I've been digging around different high-profile pro-ship blogs and can find nothing.

Searching 'incest', 'incest supporter', 'supports incest' or 'pro incest' gets me pages upon pages of the pro-shipper running the blog just responding to
antis/anon hate who use those terms
Searching 'consensual incest' gets me nothing

I swear to god this post is real. It circulated with a message along the lines of 'hey pro-ship mutuals, (blog url) has come out in support of real life incest and we need to not support this and make it clear that we don't support this', something like that. Got 15+ reblogs, even if the original was deleted there's no way that every reblog was deleted too.

 

[Im just here for the salt]

Honestly? I'd say it might be best to leave the brother's account out of it, depending on how much information is available there. Some antis are ruthless and will go after people for mere association and I don't want to subject the poor brother to relentless harassment because his sibling's a fucking degenerate, especially if the brother hasn't done anything wrong. Maybe I'm just being a prude though LOL

I wish I could but Tiny's sibling 100% supports him.

 

[Crystal Golem]

So I kept getting these Capybara videos in my recommended and in a moment of boredom I decided to check out the channel posting them. Did not disappoint

Channel: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCeR0UpnpUxFZg-3-2UlzyaQ.
Twitter: https://twitter.com/joejoe_capybara
Tumblr: https://joejoe-the-capybara.tumblr.com/

Introducing Crazy Cody's Critters. A youtube channel about the eponymous Cody, his Girlfriend Monika and the horde of exotic pets they may or may not even own(more on that in a minute).

At first glance the channel is pretty typical and even offers some cute/funny videos. However on closer inspection a different picture emerges.

Living out of a prius:

Wearing Jurassic Park shirts EVERY DAY

Pokemon card collection complete with middle school binder and "Good job Cody!" note presumably from his 3rd grade teacher.

Monika's Cooking skillz.

Raiding Area 51

Adult responsibilities

I'm left with more questions than before I started. Is he living at home with Mom and Dad? Being able to horde animals while taking extended trips around the country doesn't entirely mesh so do thy even own the animals or are they Mom and Dad's too?

There is also some questionable animal care habits such as this video where they give the Capybara a bone. Now I'm no expert but giving a bone to a herbivorous animal to chew on doesn't seem terribly smart. But like I said I'm not an expert so who knows.

 

[Maurice Caine]

This guy has a future in comedy.

 

[Purpleshells]

It’s been an up and down year for my boy.

 

[66andtwothirds]

meet Casketking.

he makes "breaded" videos where he "breads" the camera.

(cow crossover with wizchan)

he is exceedingly fat. but he doesn't really respond to critics so he lacks cow status.

 

[geovonnigeovonni]

commiedickgirl is a tranny who had a mental breakdown in a popeyes after being called sir by a teen wagie named alex. they posted their meltdown on their youtube channel, anyone here able to archive these videos before he deletes them?

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLGOwgwMHCYy65YrtX2EHzw

 

[Pee Wee Herman]

meet Casketking.

he makes "breaded" videos where he "breads" the camera.

(cow crossover with wizchan)

he is exceedingly fat. but he doesn't really respond to critics so he lacks cow status.

Did you find him on /v/ too?

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

I was wondering if anyone was familiar with this guy already so I tried searching him up for a thread but couldn't find one.

He appears in these videos as though he were broadcasting from an underground bunker sometimes he is accompanied by his harem of stormtroopers. They all wear gas masks presumably to hide their true identities and for the aesthetic look they are going for. All of these videos are on a bit chute account for obvious reasons.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/4794YVarShfM/
Here is the Kommandant and his loyal female followers wishing Hitler a happy 132nd birthday.
I can't embed the media so I've attached a link.

Taking Back Women's Day

The Vril Society proves that Communist brainwashing can be reversed with patience, persistence and the indomitable power of Vril. A hideous holiday that once belonged to the Communists now slowly emerges as a Fascist day of respect for the fairer s…

www.bitchute.com

The ladies all seem to be from Eastern Europe with the exception of one. Here they are talking about taking back women's day back from the Communists, the Jews and the mentally ill. I can't help but wonder how many of these ladies the Kommandant is fucking, one, two, four, ten, zero?! Under the ventilator mask is he really an SS Ubermensch Chad transmitting his Vril power through his genetic DNA or some guy with lots of female friends who also share his hobby of dressing up and pretending to be part of a mysterious occult order.

https://www.bitchute.com/video/hwsdaqZAUqMW/

The Kommandant Monday morning quarterbacking about the coup attempt in Washington DC saying something something the Vril was strong in these ones but they should have brought more weaponry and done more violence

The whole act is pretty ludicrous but really most of the content at the end of the day is just dull garden variety Neo-Nazi talking points about holocaust denial and a Jewish Communist plot to destroy western civilization.

There is no indication of where these video are being shot and all are inside a basement or studio except for this one shot outside. Still there is no indication of any location.

Ask Lady Morozova 1

The newest member of the Vril Society answers your questions about moving from the Warm Lands to the Frozen World. CONTACT LADY MOROZOVA, KOMMANDANT OR ANY BASE 211 PERSONNEL AT: BlackSunMailRoom@protonmail.com

www.bitchute.com

Lady Morozova offering a Q + A about what its like with her new life living at Base 211 with the Kommandant.

There's not much more to say about the guy, he has a page of videos but does not update too frequently and has a low view count. The whole thing is just odd but I think it is funny to know that this exists.

 

[Plague Spectrum]

I was wondering if anyone was familiar with this guy already so I tried searching him up for a thread but couldn't find one.

He appears in these videos as though he were broadcasting from an underground bunker sometimes he is accompanied by his harem of stormtroopers. They all wear gas masks presumably to hide their true identities and for the aesthetic look they are going for. All of these videos are on a bit chute account for obvious reasons.

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Here is the Kommandant and his loyal female followers wishing Hitler a happy 132nd birthday.
I can't embed the media so I've attached a link. https://www.bitchute.com/video/4794YVarShfM/

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The ladies all seem to be from Eastern Europe with the exception of one. Here they are talking about taking back women's day back from the Communists, the Jews and the mentally ill. I can't help but wonder how many of these ladies is the Kommandant fucking, one, two, four, ten?! Under the ventilator is he an SS Ubermensch Chad transmitting his Vril power through his genetic DNA or what is going on here?

https://www.bitchute.com/video/AJgZ1ZR7cUWL/

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https://www.bitchute.com/video/hwsdaqZAUqMW/

The Kommandant Monday morning quarterbacking about the coup attempt in Washington DC saying something something the Vril was strong in these ones but they should have brought more weaponry and done more violence

The whole act is pretty ludicrous but really most of the content at the end of the day is just dull garden variety Neo-Nazi talking points about holocaust denial and a Jewish Communist plot to destroy western civilization.

There is no indication of where these video are being shot and all are inside a basement or studio except for this one shot outside. Still there is no indication of any location.
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Ask Lady Morozova 1

The newest member of the Vril Society answers your questions about moving from the Warm Lands to the Frozen World. CONTACT LADY MOROZOVA, KOMMANDANT OR ANY BASE 211 PERSONNEL AT: BlackSunMailRoom@protonmail.com

www.bitchute.com

Lady Morozova offering a Q + A about what its like with her new life living at Base 211 with the Kommandant.

There's not much more to say about the guy, he has a page of videos but does not update too frequently and has a low view count. The whole thing is just odd but I think it is funny to know that this exists.

There really are times you wish there was enough to say about someone to make a thread about it. This is certainly one of these times. This just does not seem real at all to the point of hilarity. Holy shit.

 

[Maxxicus Callahan]

There really are times you wish there was enough to say about someone to make a thread about it. This is certainly one of these times. This just does not seem real at all to the point of hilarity. Holy shit.

He did provide his email so I guess its possible to try and find out but I don't imagine they would offer much detail. I am curious to see what's in the comments sections though. They seem like the kind of people who could be on a terror watch list or just a collection of wannabes. My guess is the latter but the thing with all the women is really weird.

 

[Untrue and Dishonest]

Samuel Canini / DuskySam / Samcatnipnik​

Some of you may have seen the now infamous 4chan thread featuring Samuel Canini, a man who identifies himself as a "goofykin". He, putting it in no better terms, jerks off to being Goofy. By putting on his absolutely islamic make up and costume, Samuel has garnered attention from both in and outside the goofykin community. He (used to) make videos of him having sex with other men while in character and talking in his Goofy voice. However he wiped those videos from his xtube account and I couldn't find any archive of them except one (which doesn't feature any sex). Maybe some things shall be left unseen.

Spoiler: The thread in question

A while ago there was a rumor he was behind the "Blue Whale Challenge", a hoax challenge that allegedly tried to manipulate children into commiting suicide. Using his visage that to be honest does look like that of a serial killer, someone calling himself "Jonathan Galindo" would DM random people telling them to do the challenge. Samuel had nothing to do with this, which is at least partially a relief.

Spoiler: NSFW / Biohazard Containment Zone

Samuels only remaining "porno" is unintentionally hilarious. His hobo Goofy accent, disgusting mask and the constant swearing are unlike anything I have ever seen before.
Link

As of right now, he has mostly ended his phase as horrifying Goofy cosplayer. He is still making and wearing masks, but thank God he seemed to have gained some experience in this field. This is why I don't think he deserves a full thread.


XTube: sammycatnipnik
Tumblr: sammycatnipnik (accessable via tumbex)
Twitter: @DuskySamCat
Furaffinity: DuskySam
Telegram: DuskySam
Instagram: @samuel_canini
Weasyl: duskysam
Adress (Unconfirmed): 195 Oak St, Holyoke, Massachusetts

 

[Bad Take Crucifier]

Samuel Canini / DuskySam / Samcatnipnik

I'm really fucking uncomfortable. Not because of the costume, but the fact that this guy has had sex before.

 

[Volkamer]

Is a 29/30 yo who gets wet for a homicidal babydoll worth sharing? She's made art, I think? But she definitely commissioned a few pictures of herself getting railed by Buddi (That Not Chucky but Chucky doll thing)

 

[Marshal Mannerheim]

This guy.

He's like a shittier knockoff version of Stone_Man_Warrior.

 

[Loona]

Meet Joshua Reed, a 19-year-old YouTuber from Tennessee, United States. His YouTube channel, Joshua World, uploads live-action shorts which are all shorter than 10 minutes and have very simple plots (which leads me to believe they're made for kids), have poor editing/low production quality, and are overall pretty boring to watch. The channel has been around since 2016, but has only gained about 250 subscribers.

Joshua World has several series of videos, most of which star his mother and grandmother. The series on his channel include: John Questo (a character named John Questo solves problems), Jerry Creamer (focused on the owner of an ice cream shop), The Super World (focused on the owner of a danceclub/party place), Katie & Jennifer, The Adventures of Tom, and Agnes & Lilly (all three of these can be summarized as characters do random stuff).

Surprisingly, the production quality of his videos has actually DECLINED over the years. The very first episode of John Questo was made in 2016 and had pretty normal camera angles, while in the more recent episodes, Joshua walks around holding his phone/camera in his hand.


Joshua is also on Discord, and is an active member of a server dedicated to fans of NCS (NoCopyrightSounds), a generic EDM-uploading YouTube channel.
He posts a lot about the channel's 24/7 livestream, and has a dislike for a splinter community that uploads earrape/joke music.

Every once in a while, he has tard rage moments that lead me to believe he's a sperg/somewhere on the spectrum.

Spoiler: Glossary

Constellations: A song from the splinter community. Before its official upload, a running joke in the server was that it would be released by NCS. (Most) people recognized this as a joke.
Billy: Billy Woodford, the owner and founder of NoCopyrightSounds. He is not in the server.
"a stream": NCS's 24/7 livestream. Joshua frequently posts about this stream.

Spoiler: Joshua's constant posts about the NCS stream

These are all of his posts from May of this year.

He's also afraid of saying "earrape":


Most of his videos are set as unlisted and I don't really feel like downloading them right now, but here's one of the few videos that he has set as public:

John Questo - Season 3 Episode 3 - "Robert"

I'd say he's a lolcow, but not worthy of a mention outside of this thread as he isn't really active outside of one Discord server (as far as I know).

 

[Merry]

I was wondering if anyone was familiar with this guy already so I tried searching him up for a thread but couldn't find one.

He appears in these videos as though he were broadcasting from an underground bunker sometimes he is accompanied by his harem of stormtroopers. They all wear gas masks presumably to hide their true identities and for the aesthetic look they are going for. All of these videos are on a bit chute account for obvious reasons.

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https://www.bitchute.com/video/4794YVarShfM/
Here is the Kommandant and his loyal female followers wishing Hitler a happy 132nd birthday.
I can't embed the media so I've attached a link.

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Taking Back Women's Day

The Vril Society proves that Communist brainwashing can be reversed with patience, persistence and the indomitable power of Vril. A hideous holiday that once belonged to the Communists now slowly emerges as a Fascist day of respect for the fairer s…

www.bitchute.com

The ladies all seem to be from Eastern Europe with the exception of one. Here they are talking about taking back women's day back from the Communists, the Jews and the mentally ill. I can't help but wonder how many of these ladies the Kommandant is fucking, one, two, four, ten, zero?! Under the ventilator mask is he really an SS Ubermensch Chad transmitting his Vril power through his genetic DNA or some guy with lots of female friends who also share his hobby of dressing up and pretending to be part of a mysterious occult order.

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https://www.bitchute.com/video/hwsdaqZAUqMW/

The Kommandant Monday morning quarterbacking about the coup attempt in Washington DC saying something something the Vril was strong in these ones but they should have brought more weaponry and done more violence

The whole act is pretty ludicrous but really most of the content at the end of the day is just dull garden variety Neo-Nazi talking points about holocaust denial and a Jewish Communist plot to destroy western civilization.

There is no indication of where these video are being shot and all are inside a basement or studio except for this one shot outside. Still there is no indication of any location.
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Ask Lady Morozova 1

The newest member of the Vril Society answers your questions about moving from the Warm Lands to the Frozen World. CONTACT LADY MOROZOVA, KOMMANDANT OR ANY BASE 211 PERSONNEL AT: BlackSunMailRoom@protonmail.com

www.bitchute.com

Lady Morozova offering a Q + A about what its like with her new life living at Base 211 with the Kommandant.

There's not much more to say about the guy, he has a page of videos but does not update too frequently and has a low view count. The whole thing is just odd but I think it is funny to know that this exists.

These niggers never moved past 2015. Slav IQ moment.

 

[Myalko]

Deian Harak Salazar/Eternal Lotharia/Realjacobsalaz1/(a.k.a. "The CaoKaiser"): Self-described autistic, cousin-fucking, major case of TDS, erased from Nationstates, running for political office, believes himself the descendant of Cao Cao

www.nationstates.net is hot mess and breeding ground for exceptional individuals (even the moderation can be lolcows: Lol Reppy has a thread here) Pretending to run your own nation over forums can be entertaining when your sitting at a boring desk job on night shift or casual use on weekends, but something about this set up leads people to believe they are actual political/tactical geniuses in any capacity. As with any site on the internet, sometimes people disclose personal details. Sometimes those details arent pretty. Other times, bad behavior can get someone "Delete on Sight" (DOS), basically permabanned from the site.
But sometimes someone reveals personal details that are so bad they get their entire existence scrubbed from the site:
Ego Search for Deian Salazar

As you can see, Deian has had his nation (aptly named for his IRL legal name) completely scrubbed (by moderation, against his will). An egosearch for the nation "Eternal Lotharia" also brings up a similar result (even better with recent references to the incest-rape allegations & DOS). What could be so bad that they would scrub him for it?
Probably cousin-fucking:

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Admitting to incestful relations with his cousin
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Still sexually attracted to his cousin

Now, I don't have the screens to prove it so it didn't happen, but unofficially the sexual encounter with his younger cousin that he bragged about was not consensual.
What we *dont* know is also that it was reportedly in her bum. I am working to find if anyone has the original or even a ghost screenshot of this confession. HOWEVER; the fact that 1) his mega-DOS came right after being accused of raping his cousin 2) the fact he was scrubbed to a degree not even gifted to the most heinous of rule breakers should provide some suspicion of plausibility that yes, in fact he did rape his cousin.

(Also not the top 2 are both e-girls, 1 who is rumored to be a troon but I can't confirm)

He is colloquially known amongst his anti-fans and people who laugh at him/pity him as the the "Cao-Kaiser" due to his obsession with ancient China and Prussia. It also got quickly morphed into the "Cao-CousinFucker" for reasons mentioned above and "Cao-Cuck" for a dramatic e-girl saga (which I'm working to get some discord screens of). It all originated from this gem of a claim:

WE WUZ CHINEZE WARLAWRDS N SHIET!!!

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>can trace his lineage back to ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Chinese Warlord
>doesn't know who is own father is

Why should we care about some twat who got BTFO'd from a gooberish corner of the internet that no one cares about?
Because this cousin-fucker is running for office:

CrowdPac: https://www.crowdpac.com/campaigns/391369/deian-salazar
Archived: https://archive.ph/H62XX
Another, less lulzy page:

Post Election Splash Page Redirect | Multnomah Democrats

lead.multdems.org

It seems the special election has already passed, and it doesn't appear he got elected but I doubt his ambitions are over.

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Deiansalazar/ (mostly abandoned but more portland city council silliness)
Archive: https://archive.ph/gwSkQ

His Twitter page recently came back online following his complete erasure/BTFO'ing from Nationstates. Its full of novice-tier TDS (suddenly he acknowledges his Mexican heritage), but also some spicy Tulsi Derangement Syndrome too:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/realjacobsalaz1
Archive: https://archive.ph/kxg6T

Unruly Applebees Assistant-Manager shot:

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Most recent pic:

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"Gibsmedat ass, cus!"

Now I still have a lot of homework to do securing screencaps for this guy, but I figured he's worth a shout-out on KiwiFarms.
Maybe one day if he keeps in the public spotlight he will earn his own thread...

So...he ran for an election, and lost hard:
https://ballotpedia.org/David_Douglas_School_District,_Oregon,_elections_(2021)

Spoiler

If you want a real good laugh, just take a look at his "inspirations";

Spoiler

https://ballotpedia.org/Deian_Salazar#Campaign_themes
I think what really gets me is that he picked one of the worst pieces of Persona media out there. Not *the* worst, but an objectively bad one nonetheless. And somehow, this is an inspiration for a school board campaign.