Obscure Laughingstocks -

[Neil Venegas]

This autistic wigger kid actually thinks that he's gonna make it in the rap game and that you're BORN with depression:

His name is Yung Pac and he makes a shit ton of dumbass rap songs, sometimes he even clickbaits them to make people think his videos are a Drake song or a Twenty One Pilots diss. But most of the time, he just sounds like cancer:

 

[Terrorist]

Remember this utter gem from American Idol, star of many cringe compilations and cracked listicles?

Her name was Mere (pronounced Mary) Doyle and basically she was a 20something weeaboo womanchild with aspierations of becoming a fashion designer/singer/real life anime (in Japan of course, not shitty America). She showed off her awesum art skillz xD then sharted out some Janis Joplin to Simon's (and her mom's) disdain. She obviously never made it to the competition and was massively butthurt (HOW DARE THEY) after.

https://twitter.com/merespace?lang=en
https://mjdillusion.deviantart.com/
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCYZiXLXWl_L_ltTr0nc5tWw

Apparently 7 years later, she's faded into obscurity, but never really gave up her dream of being a professional sperg. She does lets plays, makes stuffed animals, and goes to cons and shit (probably still on mom's dime). The dA contains some pretty great "outfits" she's tryna sell.

Info's pretty scant outside of those links. According to https://encyclopediadramatica.rs/Mere_Doyle , she got raided by 4chan shortly after her debut and deleted fucking everything, but this was in the before time (before people archived their shit) so that content is lost.

She doesn't seem to be up to much now, but was still pretty infamous and a classic lolcow back in the day, so I thought I'd look into her. Regardless, if ya don't know, now ya know.

 

[Dysnomia]

Found this randomly on Youtube. It was recommended because I looked up some Decapitated stuff last week. I wouldn't call Headbangers and Hooligans a lolcow. But he's super autistic when he rants about anything. It's supposed to be a rant about the Polish death metal band Decapitated being accused of rape. But he goes off on a disjointed, nonsensical rant about how much he hates people who rant.

I checked out another video (he says he doesn't do news story rants often) where he's just talking about bands. And he's just as autistic when he's not ranting. He's only got 18 subscribers and several of his videos have no views. The Decapitated video has the most views. But that's probably because people were just searching for the story in general and saw it that way.

His sound is terrible. On some videos you can barely hear him and he's orientated at the extreme left side of the camera. It looks awful. So not only can you barely hear him. But you can barely see him.

Some of these videos are Spreaker podcasts. I've never heard of it but maybe he gets more views there than Youtube. It takes him forever to get to the point on anything. If you can take his autistic droning long enough you'll finally get to see the album he's attempting to talk about. So it's essentially a useless channel in terms of reviews. You won't learn a damn thing about any band because you will either turn him off or fall asleep waiting for him to finally get to the damn point he's attempting to make.

Here's his DVD and VHS collection video:

There's no reason for a video recorded in 2017 to look and sound this bad. His equipment must have come from the dollar store.

25 minutes of droning about movies.

He's just the epitome of boring and probably thinks he's really interesting and entertaining.

In one of his videos he shouts at someone named Gertrude to shut up. I don't know if Gertrude is a person or a pet because the sound is so bad you really can't pick up much background noise. But if he's married I feel really sorry for his wife having to put up with the world's most boring music reviewer.

 

[Transvaalan]

I have in the recent past posted some screenshots of Spacebattles posts in the Trump salt thread (their Whitehall politics sub-forum is a goldmine for Trump related butthurt). Given it's a forum mostly dedicated to sperg about science fiction it's only natural that it would inevitably attract some more eccentric autists or as someone from Something Sensitive put it:



Now to be fair I haven't lurked that place for long enough to find any real lolcows there, but one potential person of interest I have encountered there would be this supreme gentleman. Now besides being an obese fedora tier cringemeister one incident involved another Spacebattles user doxing and impersonating him on a social media site while praising ISIS in his name. As for his Twitter shenanigans and other posts think of him as a lovechild between Linkara and Timothy Craig. I think that while his (current) lack of notability prevents him from being a legitimate lolcow, he does IMHO have the potential to at least be a future rat king.

I will keep an eye on SB, as I'm sure that it may be only a matter of time 'till I find some legitimate Julay there.

The Athen/Thanatos scandal, which led to the creation of SV, less scifi more faggotry

 

[IrishGuy088]

This has a topic now: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/christopher-king-pingpongcall-cheetondorito.34677/

First up, I'm not sure if this is the correct place to post this, but I want to get things cataloged as they are happening. Will update this post as I find out more. Mods please move this as-needed.

This issue is still ongoing and it is not clear what exactly is happening - it could be one guy being a liar and a thief, or it could be the other guy being a complete fucking sperg.

I found out about this when I was looking over Metokur's twitter profile for anything interesting. About four hours ago this post by @Merryweatherey (webcomic author and apparently a member of this community, as the forum informed me) was retweeted by Metokur:

It linked to this video (which has been archived):

The video details the story of @Merryweatherey and how, after being at the center of some drama (samurai buyer) a few months ago, has been seemingly extorted for money by a journo (Christopher King) that has written for The Escapist in the past. I don't know a ton about the players in either of this, just what I've seen unfolding so far.

Chris King supposedly has cancer and has been asking for (and allegedly extorting) money to help with treatments. Metokur even mentioned a sum of $36,000 being raised through crowdfunding to help this person. Gofundme pictured here:

All of this seemed kind of weird but then this medical record surfaced and I'll just let you guys take a look at it:

As you'll see, and as many on twitter have already deduced, the fourth entry down seems a bit fishy. Almost looks like it was shopped into place. Not only that, but the word "aggressive" is spelled wrong, as is the name of the alleged cancer, "Hodgkin". Furthermore, the lowercase "g" that appears twice in this entry is of a different font than any other entry on the list. Plus, the entry is misaligned.

There is a person with the handle of "@ 90sSandcastle" that is claiming to be a friend of Chris King (the man accused of extortion) and they are defending him. This person is also the one that posted the medical record, claiming it was sent to him by Chris. As well, this person is saying that the accuser (merryweather) is not to be trusted. And along with that came the expected avalanche of shitslinging.

Updates from Chris King's twitter:

Apparently Chris was accepting money in order to... protect people from online harassment? It also looks like they're appealing to more popular handles in order to build support, as seen here:

Truth be told, the guy might actually have cancer. Though the discrepancies in the documentation are very strange. And the $100/month payments to prevent trolls? Fucking weird.

I'm updating this as I find stuff. More keeps coming out as the day goes on. And maybe some of you guys can find out more about what is going on. I'll be keeping an eye on it. We'll see if anything comes of this.
------------------------------------- 25-9-2017
Alright, there are a pair of updates, one minor and one possibly larger.

First up, and this is hearsay through Metokur's twitter, when asked for his discharge papers Chris King allegedly stated that he doesn't have them because he was dishonorably discharged. Twitter thread here:

And secondly, the aforementioned and pictured Gofundme campaign has been deleted (update: it was removed by gofundme because they couldn't trace where the money was going) under 24 hours after this story started to break:

The campaign can still be seen as a cached version.

Beyond that there's not much else to report.
------------------------------------- Night of the second day.

I've found a list of a lot of his articles, mostly written for The Escapist: https://christopherking.contently.com/ (this one didn't want to archive properly, hence the direct link)

Additionally, here is an archived article from The Mirror discussing his (now closed) crowdfunding campaign: http://archive.md/JOtzD

There also appears to be an interview with Merryweather about this incident: http://archive.md/Z51nl

Here are some excerpts:

I contacted a person that this so-called journalist claimed to work closely with, asking if he really has cancer. The person replied “I don’t know.” I don’t understand how you can respond to a question like “Does your close friend and work partner really have cancer,” with an “I don’t know.”

After a lengthy discussion a consensus was reached that he would take down the harassment subreddit [created by Chris and friends for the purpose of tracking Merryweather] and I would pay him money every month in return for them not harassing me. I was exhausted and an idiot, so I agreed. It was humiliating. But after a while they started up sending emails again anyway, privately saying that I had destroyed the mans career for daring to ask questions about the authenticity of his cancer claims.

This person has been after me for over 6 months at this point, ever since the Samurai Buyer incident concluded. I assume it’s because he thinks I make a lot of money by being a featured author on LINE and writing so many comics on Tapas.

And then the article gets into other stuff. They even invoke Chris-Chan, so it's got a little something for everyone.
------------------------------------- More intrigue!

It would seem that after the article went up, after an interview (to be posted here soon), and with the prospect of more investigation by other journos, Chris King has seemingly deleted his entire twitter account:

Though there is someone saying that he's renamed his account and is now here: @otakostudios - note that this is a handle very similar to @otakostudio (no S at the end), who is Chris King's friend that posted the medical documents. (shown above)

Otherwise, King is acting really odd, retweeting stuff from his old account and just kind of pretending none of this is happening.

It also appears that the gofundme campaign was closed down by gofundme themselves, after being unable to track how or where the money was being spent. The campaign was not taken down by Chris King and presumably will be put back up once King can send them evidence to assure gofundme that the donations are being spent on their stated purpose. There is also word that this email is floating out there somewhere, if I can find it I'll post it here.

There is an interview about this situation being uploaded to YouTube currently. Once it is out of processing I'll post it here for our viewing pleasure. In the meantime, here's a small tidbit from the video's author:

This issue is still pretty murky and could go in a whole plethora of directions.

------------------------------------- 26-9-2017 - Dawn of the Third Day
Looks like Chris was fired from a previous job at GameRaven for being unable to show proof of his cancer diagnosis.

The interview with Chris King and others is up and archived.

Some excerpts...

2:25 - Sean Halliday [coworker at GameRaven]: One day I was getting ready to play football and a message pops up. It was Chris King. Demanding that... well, not demanding but requesting that I kinda vouch for him. And what happened was that a lot of people were saying that he was faking the cancer. Obviously that he was suffering [??], that the Gofundme was fraudulent. He got really panicky and he was asking us to sort of vouch for him. At that point I was like "I don't know him."

2:55 - Sean Halliday: I work closely with the editor of the site who kind of decided he [Chris King] was on there and whatnot. And I said to him, you know "we can't really risk this, there's no proof." We've never seen proof he was ill. He was constantly on Discord. He sounded healthy. He's posted a few pictures around that time, he's always been a heavyset person, which is the reason why I don't believe he's ever been in the military. He doesn't look like he's ever been fit for military service.

[after this they cut to a recording of Chris King discussing his military career]

3:27 - Chris King: I didn't want to be there but it's the right thing to do. [...] But I was dishonorably discharged. Nobody told me how bad it really was. Nobody told me we had to kill women or children. And I couldn't do it. And I never knew it smelled so bad when someone died. [deep breath] I killed 12 people: six men, four women, two children.

4:04 - Sean Halliday: It was thick, his hair was thick. He's got really thick eyebrows and for the treatment that he was claiming to go through, you wouldn't have that. You'd be in a really bad state. My dad's best friend passed away from the disease he's claiming to suffer from. So that was another reason I why I took interest in this because it was like... this guy, nothing matches. As time went by we decided to kick him the website, delete all his content and this has happened to him on numerous different websites.

5:54 - Sean Halliday: He always came off like he wanted to be part of the conversation and he was willing to lie to be part of it. So he'd say these things that don't make any sense. And when you'd kind of respond to it [...] he'd become very aggressive. And apparently that was a trait he'd been displaying before I joined the website.

12:37 - Sean Halliday: This guy [Chris] isn't a nice dude.

13:24 - Sean Halliday: If you notice through his updates he's very dramatic. He'll say he's got no house, for one part he was living in a car but you're still constantly on Steam and at one point he was playing Final Fantasy XIV online and I don't know how good his car's wifi is but that's pretty difficult. And again when he's apparently claimed that he's ill or in hospital, even today he claimed he was in hospital. I can go to his Steam account, he's been playing games today. He was always online on Steam regardless of what he claimed on his twitter account.

14:16 - Sean Halliday: Every single tweet is the same style with Chris, every single one. So Terry [Chris' wife] is tweeting saying "Chris is ill", you know, she's asking famous people to retweet him. She's giving these updates. Then out of the blue this guy called Matt just appears. And he's tweeting as Matt. He's never mentioned a Matt and this guy appeared out of nowhere. [...] Who the fuck is this Matt? He just came out of nowhere. He's never mentioned it, there's no proof. [...] When you google [Matt's email] you get a pinterest in Chris King's name, you get a steam profile updates. Chris King has used the name three or four times across steam. Matt does not exist. That is Chris' email, another one of Chris' emails.

Chris King: I haven't used that email in years. It's not like its tied to anything important.

21:36 - Steve Sawyer [coworker at GameRaven]: [shortly after meeting Chris] One of the first things Chris did was go "here's my gofundme, could you please check it out and spread the word."

23:22 - Steve Sawyer: Very soon after he [Chris] launched his gofundme, there was a person on imgur who strongly suspected that something didn't quite line up. And they went onto imgur and threw a post up that's like "who really is Chris King?" And for a minute it caused a minor controversy. I think Chris being a little bit more savvy in the ways of social media [...] was able to shout that person down and they ended up deleting their twitter account and their imgur account.

[This controversy is partially why Chris was let go from GameRaven in February 2016, in addition to aforementioned issues at the office]

25:19 - Steve Sawyer: Before he ever knew Merry as a person [...] he had already kind of created enough curiosity around his antics to where one person was like "not here dude."

30:23 - Steve Sawyer: He [Sawyer's business partner] starts digging and he's able to find some stuff [...] where he was like "I found this bitcoin forum" and it's his [Chris'] name PingPongCall and it looks like he's trying to trade access to a bunch of different accounts. [...] But what it was was very clear. It was essentially: if I receive $250 I will give you the login information for these following things [...] his GameRaven stuff was in there.

This has a topic now: https://kiwifarms.net/threads/christopher-king-pingpongcall-cheetondorito.34677/

 

[MW 002]

What actually happened:

This is what they claimed happened on an interesting Facebook thread:

http://zorveechu.tumblr.com/post/165727926669/god-this-person-is-dumb

Love it when Trannies can't own up to their stupidity. Apparently love is a basic human right that everyone is entitled to. This is the type of shit that I thought only existed in legends; incel trannies that is.

Would anyone be interested in a thread on her? I think she has potential.

 

[ShittyRecolor]

A case of rule 63 no one was asking for: FEMALE DSP!!!

 

[Sinner's Sandwich]

https://gendertrender.wordpress.com/2017/10/05/transgender-children-predator-alert-riley-byerly

Trans pedophile alert (of course)

WARNING for all parents of transgender children, all transgender teens and tweens, and all parents of children who interact with adults on the internet.


Riley Byerly is a transwoman who authors the website ‘My Transgender Life: Sharing My Life One Moment At A Time’.


He also goes by the name Riley Lilian Grace Byerly. He is 27. His legal name is Brynner Phoenix Rennecke. He currently resides in Minot, North Dakota, but has also lived in Tucson, Arizona within the last year.

Before his arrest at the age of 15, this transwoman had raped or sexually assaulted at least five children. From ages 18 to 26 he was confined under civil commitment in the state hospital in Jamestown, North Dakota as a sexual offender at high risk to re-offend. He was released last year.

Upon his release, he immediately began pursuing more child victims. He keeps a Flickr account here where he posts stolen facebook photos of his desired victims : Young boys and boyish looking young transgender females (FTM).

He also comments on the blogs of parents raising “transgender children”:


https://raisingmyrainbow.com/2016/09/06/giveaway-my-son-wears-heels/#comment-45703


He has a YouTube account where he subscribes to and comments on videos featuring underage FTMs and parents of transgender children.

 

[One Sick Puppy]

Meet Twixxelminty


Other names he's gone by; Pampertush/Dubbybutt/Skreamlol/TacticalPampers/MushtushDraggywings/Dubcub

His name; James/Jim McClintock.
age; 25 year old.
from Pennsylvania.
works at TOYS"R"US.

-Babyfur who wears diapers, shits in them and posts it online. (Very NSFW stuff including; his dick rubbed against his shit filled diaper.)

Spoiler: NSFL

-According to him, he was a VERY good skateboarder and was known around his area. Sponsored and was about to go pro. However he had an accident at age 13 which left him incontinent, he attempted to do a trick but got scared and the skateboard ended up being jammed into his butt.

-Follows artists that draws cubporn and cub rape.

Some old tweets;

Claims not to be a babyfur yet he has pictures of his OC as a cub, wearing diapers.

Spoiler: OC as a babyfur

His current twitter (Protected tweets); https://twitter.com/twixxelminty
His old abandoned twitter; https://twitter.com/dubbybutt (A lot of tweets on this one).
Another twitter; https://twitter.com/AngelDergFolfbu
Furaffinity; https://www.furaffinity.net/user/skreamlol/
Inkbunny; https://inkbunny.net/Dubcub
Inactive Battlefield account; http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/user/TacticalPampers/
Current Battlefield account; http://battlelog.battlefield.com/bf4/user/DragonofMemes/
Youtube; https://www.youtube.com/user/DubretonCubbington

It's not much but figured I could still post it.

 

[Big Nasty]

That skater backstory sounds like some bullshit sexual fantasy. I mean, why the hell would wrecking your asshole with a skateboard turn anyone into a shit-obsessed pervert?

 

[Staffy]

A top #1 player in OSU (another weeb rhythm game) was found to be a pedo who exchanged nudes with a 13-year old this year during early June that we missed. This /r/drama thread sums it up best. Searching for his handle on Twitter has some hilarious posts about him, especially those that were posted around June-July. The best part, is he got outed by a 19-year old Romanian who claims to be the a mature individual of the community, only to be found out that he hosts a loli subreddit

Spoiler: best pics from twitter (warning: penis)

 

[Anus]

I don't feel like necroing the thread, because there haven't been any major developments. Seems the weens made this person go into obscurity. So I'll just quote my post.

Spoiler

OH BOY... Ohhhh boy. I once knew this person. This video is just the tip of the freaking iceberg.

First some basic info. She is a transwoman. Her given name is Matthew, but she goes by Madeleine Jei Pond, and she lives in Minnesota.

Now, the cupcake-eating video isn't the only video of her out there. For the sake of information, I'll put them under a spoiler, but if you value your sanity I'd advise against watching them.

Spoiler

I was in contact with "Matty" in 2012. Keep in mind this was before I knew of these videos. I came to know this person on a website whose name escapes me right now. She had posted some things that I had found interesting. Mostly political stuff. Anyway, I had replied to one of her threads, and she took an interest in me and gave me her Skype. Being completely oblivious to her true nature, I obliged.

Over the next week, she made apparent how autistic she was. She would try and act like a MLP character (at first she identified as Pinkie Pie, then Fluttershy.) She was very, VERY oversensitive, to the point where she would start crying (or at least she claimed to be crying) if I so much as said the word "fuck." I thought, hey, she just has a mental disorder and it would be completely dickish of me to shun her because of that. But the rabbit hole runs deep with this one.

Long story short, it turned out she had a fiancé and was e-dating 10+ other people. Claimed to be "polyamorous." But once she sent me her picture, I started highly doubting that.

Once she showed me her picture and I found out about the cupcake video, I cut off all contact with her as it became clear she was a creep.

Though I did manage to find her DeviantArt account. She changes URLs a lot, so these are the only two accounts of hers I know of.

http://atashime.deviantart.com/
http://ask.fm/atashime

ETA: Found some other accounts that appear to belong to her.

https://www.facebook.com/djatashi
https://twitter.com/atashime
http://steamcommunity.com/id/atashime
https://www.fimfiction.net/user/DJ+Atashi
http://atashime-microblog.tumblr.com/

He goes by Ayase Griesy or Aya-chan now (real name is Matthew Pond), and he doesn't appear to be a brony anymore, but a huge weeb. And still isn't good about not leaving a trail, because he puts the same bio everywhere. I was easily able to find several social media accounts belonging to him. Of particular note, though, is two gofundme things he's made. Seems he broke up with that "fiance" of his.

http://archive.md/bNgGf
http://archive.md/Eyz7G


A few social media accounts I found that are connected to him.

http://steamcommunity.com/id/ayachan_AyaseG/
https://twitter.com/ayachan_ayaG
https://myanimelist.net/profile/ayachan_ayaseG
http://ayachansrealm.tumblr.com/

In his latest Tumblr post, he calls himself a "Japanese queer lesbian transgirl." But if you've seen what he looks like, you'll know that's bullshit.

 

[sparklemilhouse]

Sponsored and was about to go pro. However he had an accident at age 13 which left him incontinent, he attempted to do a trick but got scared and the skateboard ended up being jammed into his butt.

I don’t think butts work that way?

—

Dr Phil going to be good this week:

https://youtu.be/W9pmnnZd9gY

 

[Morose_Obesity]

One of my favorite rëtards is defending a fucking Starbucks, because his mortal enemy, an “alderman” in a nigger neighborhood is trying to shut down a Starbucks.
https://www.change.org/p/alderman-c...w?source_location=combo_psf&psf_variant=combo

There was a spontaneous act of blackness there recently:http://abc7chicago.com/man-killed-2-injured-including-child-at-uptown-starbucks-shooting/2598056/

This particular Starbucks does not have the key to the shitter when the bank in the building is closed. Being Uptown, you could definitely take a coffee powershit right out on the sidewalk and not be arrested for it depending in how many other people are also shitting, or publicly masturbating, or even worst of the worst, giving money to a Streetwise salesman at the same time.
Also some happy bum or ex-nursing home resident waddling by will see a cornhole to plunge their dirty cock into, so there’s that risk.
Previously he (Littleton) shit on a brand new Ross Dress for Less because Trump. https://www.change.org/p/ross-dress-for-less-please-do-not-sell-trump-in-uptown

He’s too fucking stupid to know that Carson Pirie Scott in nearby cumin-vapor infused Lincolnwood town Center sells Ivanka Trump merchandise.
Those durkadurka jihad kebabs fucking love that place, and the weird old lady clothes they sell.
I pick up my Amazon locker shit there as well as getttin’ dem cheddar biscuits from Red Lobster in that shopping center for my hoe.

This absolute fucktard lives in a religious-org scumbag “Sro” building (Malden Arms) and sucks off the welfare tit so hard it bleeds. Socisl Justice is rëtarded to begin with, and when it’s distilled through the pure autism and low intelligence of Jeffy himself you can see it’s just a highly contagious mental illness.
I have fucked with him, to his face, when I rented in that neighborhood (caps meetings, etc) and yet he nor anyone else ever made the connection between that and my weening efforts.


Starbucks is a fucking travesty against real coffee, even fucking McCafe is better.7-11 coffee is better and at least you might get into a fight in the parking lot.

Ultimately, all this guy really trolls about is that no one who participates on hyperlocal news will buy, support or promote his shitty, shitty fucking art.

 

[XYZpdq]

Is there a thread about "Urine Therapy"? It's kooks on Facebook who shove urine up their ass to cure aids and such.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

One of my favorite idiots done fucked up:https://chicago.everyblock.com/crime-posts/nov07-jeffrey-littleton-arrested-8374111/#comment-976160

I can't powerlevel myself by attending the court date but I'll definitely follow up on it.

 

[Morose_Obesity]

Jeffrey, the saviour/artist of Chicago’s Uptown neighborhood, allegedly acted on his obsessions, punching the “alderman”s senior citizen husbsnd in the head, at an awards show.
It seems to be about the fact that Jeffy thinks the alderman is going to shut down his favorite Starbucks, thiugh there’s one a few blocks south in a Target, and...well...fuck, it’s Chicago, where can you NOT find a Starbucks.
https://chicago.everyblock.com/announcements/nov09-in-regards-incident-8377650/

There was a gangbanger murder inside that Starbucks.
You cannot, I repeat, cannot take a shit when the banking the building is closed.

I would kill over this myself.


The way this Starbucks is designed, when it’s cold the icy wind whips in so hard my dick shrinks to only 7 inches, soft.


Makes me feel like less of a man.

But still more of a man than Louis Ck.

He (Jeffy)has clearly really gone off the deep end here. He’s going to court for battery, he should shut the fuck up. Also he’s doubled down on promoting his fake neighborhood association page.
He also runs a fake official Uptown instagram, which is also about his shitty artwork.


Not a single goddamn person can convince him how deep the hole he’s dug for himself is.


If he didn’t confine his insanity to the 60640 zipcode he’d be threadworthy.

 

[The Jumping Dwarf]

Alright guys, brace yourselves. I bring you a doozy. This might be long.

https://the-hylian-metalhead.deviantart.com/

I came across this guy when a friend of mine posted this severely exceptional piece of art in a Discord chat:

The description for the image in question is the following:

Base:

Daylight belongs to: me (he's also my anime persona)

The National League is my own brand of Fascism I am working on and my friend helped me come up with that name and it's a brand of Fascism that is (like other brands of Fascism) Anti-Zionist, and additionally highly Anti-Islamic and Anti-Pedophilia and Islam is not necessarily banned because not all Muslims follow everything to Quran says. But all Mosques who teach to marry little girls, terrorism, kill homosexuals and to murder Jewish and Christian infidels like the Quran says to do will be demolished and bulldozed and all Islamic terrorists and child molesters will be sent to concentration camps. And all child molesters will spend a couple years in prison so they have time to change but if they don't they will be put to death once their sentence is up.

SSL is not a political anime though.

Naturally, I had to dig up more.

Now, I first thought about outright creating a thread on the guy, because he just hits so damn many common lolcow traits (autistic, LGBT, brony, Thomas the Tank Engine sperg, creepypasta sperg, mememaster, edgelord metalfag, weeaboo, insane political and religious beliefs...), but I'd rather test the waters by posting this stuff here first. At first I thought he had to be a troll, because there's just no way in hell a person like this exists, but he has online activity dating back to at least 2013, so I'm more inclined to believe that he's just that autistic.

I'll let him describe himself:

(http://archive.md/OElEM)

This thing was made last year, he's 18 now. That animu thing on the left is his self-insert OC "Daylight", a name he prefers to be referred as. More on that later. It should be worth noting that despite claiming to learn towards guys, he's currently dating a female. And no, I have no idea what the fuck is going on with that "boyfriend from an alternate universe" deal.

Naturally, he is not nearly as kawaii in real life:

Spoiler: HE'S FAT

Alternatively, this is how he describes himself in his YouTube account:

Thomas the Tank Engine fanboy, Bisexual, Zelda fag, Railfan, Otaku, Brony, Metalhead, Anti-Islamist, Anti-Zionist, Fascist, Musician (Guitar and Bass)

His real name is apparently Jonathan Lerner, and he lives in Florida. On his DA he claims to live in the Tampa Bay area, but on his YT he's got this cringy little video where shows us his disgusting-ass house in the small town of Okeechobee, while whining about how terrible the place is. You could probably find his full dox if you dug a little bit, since he doesn't try to hide anything, but I'm a lazy asshole.

Politically he identifies as both a fascist and a LOLbertarian at the same time (apparently, it's called being a "Capitalist Fascist", or something). On his DA bio he proudly displays many badges detailing his views, some self-made:

He enjoys making terrible and absolutely clueless political maymays, often mixing them up with his spergtastic fandoms and obsessions:

Spoiler: Autism

And many more.

He also drew these abominations, which are apparently the "Autism and Asperger's Pride Gadsden Flag" and the "LGBT Fascists Flag". I'm not fucking joking.

Spoiler: Fun with flags

(http://archive.md/TDSvk)
(http://archive.md/pJfoI)

Apart from politics, the rest of his gallery (http://archive.md/hkmGV) mostly consists of Thomas the Tank Engine, The Legend of Zelda, creepypasta, metalfaggotry, crappy drawings of his OC made with bases, or demented combinations thereafter.

Spoiler: What

His gallery is also fucking massive because most of his deviations take almost zero effort to make. I'm not gonna dive through the whole thing, but I'm sure it's a damn near endless well of crazy.

Religiously, he used to identify as a Christian, but recently (by which I mean a week ago) he decided to abandon that faith. First he created his own pagan religion based on The Legend of Zelda (lmao), but three days later he just became an atheist. He didn't remove his Christian badges, though. Who knows, considering how unstable the dude is, he might decide to become Christian again a couple of days from now.

Also worth taking a look are the DA Groups that he has created. They include "LGBT Fascists", "Aspies of Faith", and "Shape Shifters Leage".

Now, about that last one. This is where the "Daylight" OC comes into play. "Shape Shifters Leage" (that's "leage" consistently spelled without and "U", for some reason) is an "anime" that Jonathan is "creating" alongside his friend mechatrain150. It stars his handsome bishie self insert, Daylight Lerner, which is apparently a shapeshifter. Or something. The mecha guy also has a self-insert. I honestly have no idea what the plot is meant to be, or if there even is a plot, but they appear to have been "working" on it since at least 2014. Hell, Jonathan has even created music for the "series".

His YouTube account is also filled with his particular brand of autism, but most of the videos were made when he was a kid, so I'm not as willing to happily mock them. Seems like he has not changed at all since then, though. They include angry rants on things he doesn't like, more Thomas the Tank Engine spergery, and crappy covers of metal songs. Also a public Internet slapfight with some kid called Aydan Bentley.

This video of his somehow has 81,000 views. It's a slideshow of poor quality photos of Thomas toys badly edited in MS Paint to create a crossover with Slenderman. It also has 63 likes and only 24 dislikes. This is probably proof humanity is devolving.

His covers are not as well received, though.

And finally, we have this fearsome threat towards people who dare make fun of those with autism:

I could probably say much more, but honestly, investigate by yourselves. He seems to have produced a staggering amount of milk, and still going strong.

 

[Dysnomia]

Mandela Effect autism.

This guy thinks that because a few people googled when Mandela died back in 2004 (and some were from South Africa) and because there was a huge spike of Mandela Effect searches in 2015 that means it's for real. There's a single search for Mandela Effect back in 2004 (assuming Google just didn't bork itself). But there's no way to tell the context of the search.

The person searching may have made a mistake or was making a search in the direction of the effects Mandela had on South Africa/the world.

Crazy ass cryptic Tumblr: http://natunaki.tumblr.com/

He also has a pet squirrel for some reason.

The video isn't an original idea by aLie007. It was originally posted by Roscoe Picco. His is a bit different:

He actually thinks that no one would really misspell the "stein" part of Berenstein. Searches for Berestein in 2004 prove the Mandela Effect. There's no way anyone would just spell it that way because people can't spell. That's not possible. It has to be the Mandela Effect!

Mandela Effect spergs are pretty funny. They and their crazy followers will debate you nonstop over the tiniest detail of perceived change if you even think of questioning the way they thought something was spelled when they were seven.

 

[Cafe Mocha]

Alright guys, brace yourselves. I bring you a doozy. This might be long.

https://the-hylian-metalhead.deviantart.com/

I came across this guy when a friend of mine posted this severely exceptional piece of art in a Discord chat:

The description for the image in question is the following:



Naturally, I had to dig up more.

Now, I first thought about outright creating a thread on the guy, because he just hits so damn many common lolcow traits (autistic, LGBT, brony, Thomas the Tank Engine sperg, creepypasta sperg, mememaster, edgelord metalfag, weeaboo, insane political and religious beliefs...), but I'd rather test the waters by posting this stuff here first. At first I thought he had to be a troll, because there's just no way in hell a person like this exists, but he has online activity dating back to at least 2013, so I'm more inclined to believe that he's just that autistic.

I'll let him describe himself:

(http://archive.md/OElEM)

This thing was made last year, he's 18 now. That animu thing on the left is his self-insert OC "Daylight", a name he prefers to be referred as. More on that later. It should be worth noting that despite claiming to learn towards guys, he's currently dating a female. And no, I have no idea what the fuck is going on with that "boyfriend from an alternate universe" deal.

Naturally, he is not nearly as kawaii in real life:

Spoiler: HE'S FAT

Alternatively, this is how he describes himself in his YouTube account:



His real name is apparently Jonathan Lerner, and he lives in Florida. On his DA he claims to live in the Tampa Bay area, but on his YT he's got this cringy little video where shows us his disgusting-ass house in the small town of Okeechobee, while whining about how terrible the place is. You could probably find his full dox if you dug a little bit, since he doesn't try to hide anything, but I'm a lazy asshole.

Politically he identifies as both a fascist and a LOLbertarian at the same time (apparently, it's called being a "Capitalist Fascist", or something). On his DA bio he proudly displays many badges detailing his views, some self-made:

He enjoys making terrible and absolutely clueless political maymays, often mixing them up with his spergtastic fandoms and obsessions:

Spoiler: Autism

And many more.

He also drew these abominations, which are apparently the "Autism and Asperger's Pride Gadsden Flag" and the "LGBT Fascists Flag". I'm not fucking joking.

Spoiler: Fun with flags

(http://archive.md/TDSvk)
(http://archive.md/pJfoI)

Apart from politics, the rest of his gallery (http://archive.md/hkmGV) mostly consists of Thomas the Tank Engine, The Legend of Zelda, creepypasta, metalfaggotry, crappy drawings of his OC made with bases, or demented combinations thereafter.

Spoiler: What

His gallery is also fucking massive because most of his deviations take almost zero effort to make. I'm not gonna dive through the whole thing, but I'm sure it's a damn near endless well of crazy.

Religiously, he used to identify as a Christian, but recently (by which I mean a week ago) he decided to abandon that faith. First he created his own pagan religion based on The Legend of Zelda (lmao), but three days later he just became an atheist. He didn't remove his Christian badges, though. Who knows, considering how unstable the dude is, he might decide to become Christian again a couple of days from now.

Also worth taking a look are the DA Groups that he has created. They include "LGBT Fascists", "Aspies of Faith", and "Shape Shifters Leage".

Now, about that last one. This is where the "Daylight" OC comes into play. "Shape Shifters Leage" (that's "leage" consistently spelled without and "U", for some reason) is an "anime" that Jonathan is "creating" alongside his friend mechatrain150. It stars his handsome bishie self insert, Daylight Lerner, which is apparently a shapeshifter. Or something. The mecha guy also has a self-insert. I honestly have no idea what the plot is meant to be, or if there even is a plot, but they appear to have been "working" on it since at least 2014. Hell, Jonathan has even created music for the "series".

His YouTube account is also filled with his particular brand of autism, but most of the videos were made when he was a kid, so I'm not as willing to happily mock them. Seems like he has not changed at all since then, though. They include angry rants on things he doesn't like, more Thomas the Tank Engine spergery, and crappy covers of metal songs. Also a public Internet slapfight with some kid called Aydan Bentley.

This video of his somehow has 81,000 views. It's a slideshow of poor quality photos of Thomas toys badly edited in MS Paint to create a crossover with Slenderman. It also has 63 likes and only 24 dislikes. This is probably proof humanity is devolving.

His covers are not as well received, though.

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And finally, we have this fearsome threat towards people who dare make fun of those with autism:

I could probably say much more, but honestly, investigate by yourselves. He seems to have produced a staggering amount of tard cum, and still going strong.

Found his GF:

Spoiler: He said he's a White Nationalist but...

he's dating somebody who's clearly not White.