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Tryphaena

All of which makes me anxious
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This bitch.

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A whole back when I still had a Tumblr she followed me. I poked around her blog for a minute and was laughing my ass off. She's obsessed (not a strong enough word) with Weird Al. She also loves Doctor Who and Bill Hicks but her love for Weird Al surpasses both. And it's just fucking strange. She writes fanfics and draws pictures about him when she's not busy sperging out in walls of text about how much she loves him.

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She doesn't seem to be as active anymore but it's got lots of funny shit, in my opinion.
 

CivilianOfTheFandomWars

Tanith’s Worst and Only
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This one person from early Youtube, Thaddeus Peuterschmidt, aka Lolitsthad. His old videos are gone, lost to the winds.
They were all him talking over some FPS game, I think Black Ops 2 but I’m not sure at all, about how much he fucked. And according to him, he fucked a lot. He would occasionally have quests on to explain how they fucked as well.
Here’s an example from his Minecraft days.
If anyone knows an archive of his stuff, please link it to me. I have been searching for a while.
 
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No Probalo
True & Honest Fan
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I found this dude on a comment for the musical score of Samurai Jack Season 5.

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He's like if Timbox fucked Richard Agosto

He's obsessed with Samurai Jack Season 5 and it getting a proper conclusion and that Ashi be a proper princess like a Disney Princess.

He keeps spamming comments like this:
Do you guy's want to see Ashi to dress up as Tiana from Walt Disney's princess and the frog on Samurai Jack season 6 because Ashi is a princess?And Ashi would love to dress up as Tiana because Ashi is a princess.Do you guy's agree with me that Ashi is a princess and Ashi should dress up as Tiana?
 
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The weirdest person I found online when looking up John K's bullshit.

You might be thinking why did I archive this twitter thread. It's pretty okay.

Well, this Jesse Coffey person retweeted this fanart piece of a Nicktoons show.

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Keep this in mind this is the same man who tweeted this after he was done talking about John K's Cans Without Labels review.

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Damn this guy to hell............

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Weird thing on his timeline is that BET tagged his username in a tweet of theirs and yes it's not a fake Twitter account as they have a blue checkmark.

He also has a YouTube account weirdly enough and it is what you would expect from a YouTube channel like this.


SMH!



Yup. Weirdo indeed.......
 

Vecr

"nanoposts with 90° spatial rotational symmetries"
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"Alex Medvednikov"

This guy tried to make his own programming language.

And text editor

"And 300 KB desktop client", what that is I'm not sure.

The issues on the language speak for themselves.

Some stuff in Russian:

Edit: he also has a second GitHub account
 
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cockaine

Full-time Violence Man
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This one person from early Youtube, Thaddeus Peuterschmidt, aka Lolitsthad. His old videos are gone, lost to the winds.
They were all him talking over some FPS game, I think Black Ops 2 but I’m not sure at all, about how much he fucked. And according to him, he fucked a lot. He would occasionally have quests on to explain how they fucked as well.
Here’s an example from his Minecraft days.
If anyone knows an archive of his stuff, please link it to me. I have been searching for a while.
Holy shit, I remember this weirdo. I think the last thing I ever saw from him was a video where he was bitching about some pornstar not giving him attention over the Minecraft texture pack he made with pictures of her. This was like mid 2014. Shit was hilarious.

A lot to unpack here.

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"haHA I'm such a quirky basket case ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° "
 

Mymomisfun

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I first saw him on GameFAQS. He was banned 1000 times but kept making new accounts back in 2015 and everyone assumed he is a troll, but then it was discovered that he had a twitter feed, and he is almost nonstop making the most angry posts and still getting modded at message boards. It has gotten to the point where it seems less like trolling and more like a serious problem. Seems less like a troll and more lolcow territory, but I'll let you experts decide.

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Apparently he has a son and a cat. He rages at Pokemon news (to the point where he apparently kicked a cat). He called out other youtubers saying that they were at the same level as ProJared.. because they didn't care about a change in Pokemon, which prompted one to reply. He calls all fans of anime pedophiles as well as other things. Even if he was a troll, his dedication and constant rage spewing indicated something loose in the head. Sometimes he would be on GameFAQS posting for 16-18 hours at a time and creating new accounts the second one was banned until he was Kill On Sight.

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He directly tweeted death threats to game developers - a of couple days ago, he was tweeting Nintendo as well the official pokemon company about how he'd love to feel the game designers heads under the wheels of his truck.. sadly those tweets have been since deleted.

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Here's his GameFAQS post history, for those interested (though it's a new account and not as bad as his twitter)

If he really is a troll, he's definitely the angriest troll I've ever seen. If he's actually got these issues.. keep your eyes out for Virginia news stories about a murder based on a disagreement about Pokemon.
 

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PotatoSalad4711

Becky’s Drawings
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Potential budding cow in the making.

Brandon, 23, lives in Canada (Ontario) with his grandfather. Youtube account is currently “LearningToBeAFighter” although he apparently deleted his past account called “ThisSoCalledBingeEater”.

Typical “but muh disorder!” shit. Posting videos overeating while watching TV and calling it a binge.

Last weigh in (oh look! He has Chantal’s scale!) puts him at 366.7 (gotta include that point 7 for whatever reason). He admitted he was 351 only ten days before that. He’s got the binge monster disease.

Hilariously, he uploaded a video about his “trigger foods” which seemed to include everything known to man (except vegetables, of course).

I’m including this video because at about 7:10 he inserts a clip of Amberlynn Reid, seemingly to make fun of her, despite the fact that he’s heading in her direction real fast.

(Yes, I will be archiving these videos, especially since he deleted his old account, I just need to get on my computer)

https://youtu.be/WIS7IZcP4ns
 
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NyQuilninja

drink me
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Has any one heard of Josh reeves he's a broke Alex Jones nock off
http://www.theglobalreality.com for the last ten years he's failed at making money off his conspiracy bullshit.....I have a good laugh every time he Ebegs what little listeners there are every first week of the month he goes off about how nobody pays him money for his work and this a full time job his audiobooks are fun to.....lots of bullshite spewing from his mouth he has a YouTube as well
 

Big Nasty

Unfettered scum
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Potential budding cow in the making.

Brandon, 23, lives in Canada (Ontario) with his grandfather. Youtube account is currently “LearningToBeAFighter” although he apparently deleted his past account called “ThisSoCalledBingeEater”.

Typical “but muh disorder!” shit. Posting videos overeating while watching TV and calling it a binge.

Last weigh in (oh look! He has Chantal’s scale!) puts him at 366.7 (gotta include that point 7 for whatever reason). He admitted he was 351 only ten days before that. He’s got the binge monster disease.

Hilariously, he uploaded a video about his “trigger foods” which seemed to include everything known to man (except vegetables, of course).

I’m including this video because at about 7:10 he inserts a clip of Amberlynn Reid, seemingly to make fun of her, despite the fact that he’s heading in her direction real fast.

(Yes, I will be archiving these videos, especially since he deleted his old account, I just need to get on my computer)

https://youtu.be/WIS7IZcP4ns
Is this dude gay? Because he sure acts that way.
 

raritycat

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Potential budding cow in the making.

Brandon, 23, lives in Canada (Ontario) with his grandfather. Youtube account is currently “LearningToBeAFighter” although he apparently deleted his past account called “ThisSoCalledBingeEater”.

Typical “but muh disorder!” shit. Posting videos overeating while watching TV and calling it a binge.

Last weigh in (oh look! He has Chantal’s scale!) puts him at 366.7 (gotta include that point 7 for whatever reason). He admitted he was 351 only ten days before that. He’s got the binge monster disease.

Hilariously, he uploaded a video about his “trigger foods” which seemed to include everything known to man (except vegetables, of course).

I’m including this video because at about 7:10 he inserts a clip of Amberlynn Reid, seemingly to make fun of her, despite the fact that he’s heading in her direction real fast.

(Yes, I will be archiving these videos, especially since he deleted his old account, I just need to get on my computer)

https://youtu.be/WIS7IZcP4ns
My favourite part is that the mole on his cheek looks infected.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPziKC3DmU0

In his newest video, he gets a knock on the door and the jump cut leads to him saying "Sorry, that was my SkipTheDishes order. Don't ask."

Classy.

Also, he doesn't live in Ontario. Carl's JR is only in Alberta, British Columbia, and Saskatchewan.
 
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Cryonic Haunted Bullets

Niemals schlafen! Alles Lügen!
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leftypol has always been full of cows. i have a shit ton of screenshots from a year-long cyclical thread that was the designated dumping ground for shit like this:

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poor tomoko

Eventually the lefty mods came to their senses and banned the more blatantly degenerate posters, but the law of tard cum conservation states that internet exceptionalism cannot be destroyed, only moved somewhere else.

I just had a brilliant idea about socialist social policy. You see I'm convinced that a big reason why a lot of proles become fascist is because they get no pussy. But rape and exploitation of women bad. So what we could do in socialism is set up a community organization where lonely men can file complaints about loneliness and lack of sex and we can have volunteer workers both male and female who could work there who would be incentivized through awards, medals bonuses and other carrot's to be these prostitute/psychiatrists who would operate kinda like modern home care service nurses so it wouldn't be rape or exploitation.

Women get lonely too imagine all those granny's and cat lady's out there right now who would need some lovin. So the way this would work is you file an application and what I assume would be a waiting period then you get a dude that shows up takes the granny out on a date makes her feel young again and then plows her if necessary. These people would have to be incetivized well tho and since they would be perforimig such a vital social function they would be pillars of the community pretty much...
"Alex Medvednikov"

This guy tried to make his own programming language.
I love his bragging about how fast his compiler is while omitting almost every detail about the actual language's speed and efficiency. It's like saying "My research paper is so good, I only spent five minutes revising it!"
 

JimmerSnail

Waaaay too serious
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I joined ED's faceberg group hoping to find some lulz, I got one, it's a swedish sperg that poses as a girl.
Enjoy some nonsense from some Swedish ""shitposter"" that unironically shares shit like WSJ articles and writes bs like "HAHA Trump Destroyed".
There is much more, but this is all I can take in one go.
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(18 comments, 9 of which are his. mostly sperging)
This is another account he made after being zucc'd for being a left supremacist and pretty much sharing hate speech 24/7
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EDIT: In his nth sperging post, he asked for admin.
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He got rejected by a lot of people, including two admins:
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edit 2: cleared out a bit about his profiles, and who he really his. TL;DR: "Idiotic Swedish Leftist Sperg that takes internet too seriously".
Any other findings about this exceptional individual is greatly appreciated.
 

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