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Does anybody recognize these potential lolcows showing up on dr Phil next week?

The first mom is Karen (Everyonesmom16).
Full Snapchat video after she found a 20 year old in her daughters closet is here: https://twitter.com/i/status/1062840736448724992.
Follow-up video here: https://twitter.com/i/status/1063494562570747904.

Karen said:
I monitor her social media all the time, I look at her phone all the time. I have teensafe .com that shows me every text message that she sends, that comes and goes out.
Typical case of a teenager rebelling, possibly in response to an overbearing parent. There was lolcow potential originally, not so much now as Karen claims that her daughter has turned herself around, she now views herself as the "mom" of Twitter, helping teens of the world better themselves. After the video when viral she made a blog titled Saving Emma... while trying not to lose myself.
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formershroomeryuser

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Sometimes men try to return to shroomery after the site came back up but their IP address is banned so they cannot post but have read only privileges. Men are confused because no private message was received explaining this. Not that I know of such men as this was a story I heard.

On such a day though men will realise they can still send a private message. A man sends a PM to Trent explaining the situation. Trent offers to show up at a mans house.

Trent comes over and explains "I feel bad and am sorry some dumb cunt permanently banned your IP address from the community. Maybe I can make you feel better?" "You sure could Trent" a man explains. "How about some sexual pleasure from my anus?" asks Trent. "That sounds great" explains a man.

Trent turns around and drops his trousers and bends over and his anus becomes visible. A man gets an expression of excitement on his face and unbuckles his pants. He then pulls out his hard throbbing cock and shoves it into the anus of Trent. Pounding and pounding and thrusting and thrusting and moaning and moaning all night long. Eventually everyone in the neighborhood hears the sounds of pleasure and come over and knock on the door. A man opens the door and invites everyone in and asks them all to join in ejaculating in Trent's anus. The entire neighborhood joins in and fucks Trent in the ass all night long.

In the morning everyone leaves and Trent gives everyone a hug and waves them goodbye. "You may be banned but you can still enjoy sexual pleasure from my anus" Trent says to a man. "Indeed Trent" a man replies to Trent "indeed that is true. I had a hella good night. Thanks for the pleasure."

That is the end of the story so far. Not sure if this qualifies as an obscure lolcow to be milked for laughs, but I hope so. I hope this has been a hella enlightening story.
 

Fangsofjeff

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Mazelee seems promising.
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Ordinary Guy

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Happened upon a 'horrorcow' that I feel compelled to share. Nelson Kruschandl is a supposed inventor and civil rights activist, and... convicted child molester. What's bizarre is his web presence made up of numerous self-published websites which include huge indexes and wikis, here's a list that I've been able to compile so far;
http://www.kismetgirls.com
http://www.bushywood.com
http://www.wealdendistrict.com
http://cherrymortgages.com
http://www.bluebird-electric.net
http://www.speedace.info
http://www.solarnavigator.net


Here's a list of companies he's been associated with;
 
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Spooky Bones

Primaris Sonichu
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when bad SEO techniques meet formal thought disorder in schizophrenia it's always some next level shit

sory dual post
 
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Spooky Bones

Primaris Sonichu
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Sometimes men try to return to shroomery after the site came back up but their IP address is banned so they cannot post but have read only privileges. Men are confused because no private message was received explaining this. Not that I know of such men as this was a story I heard.
And this, ladies and gentlemen, is why the only drug forum worth your time is Bluelight, and even then, we had our own modest herd of cows (including Fausty) and eventually succumbed to SJW disease
 

Stranger Neighbors

Absolute Autism corrupts Absolutely
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Spooky Bones

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There's some deliciousm drama going on in the YouTube prison/convict community
(This guy actually has some really decent stuff despite posting about ayy lmao aliens and ghosts in prison...) but the video is a good jumping off point...I'm doing a little diving into this potential herd
 
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jewgoldstein666

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Apparently one of the guys from the infamous BlackedRaw IRL event picture, (henceforth known as the Coomer), is a prolific porn reviewer on IMDB afficienado.
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He's obsessed with Alix Lynx:
Twitter (Archive)
IMDB (Archive) [May not be his, I'm verifying]
/tv/ thread I found this on
/tv/ thread I'm using to try and get more info
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Somebody disatisfied with our tactics lmfao.
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edboy

cum tribute
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Apparently one of the guys from the infamous BlackedRaw IRL event picture, (henceforth known as the Coomer), is a prolific porn reviewer on IMDB afficienado.
View attachment 936298
He's obsessed with Alix Lynx:
Twitter (Archive)
IMDB (Archive) [May not be his, I'm verifying]
/tv/ thread I found this on
/tv/ thread I'm using to try and get more info
View attachment 936328
Somebody disatisfied with our tactics lmfao.
very good choice.
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