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Richard Kulisz

Mostly inactive nowadays but I stumbled on this guy a few years ago.
Short version: The guy was some Loonix freetard with Stalinist politics, tons of genocidal fantasies and colossal hateboner for Eliezer Yudkowsky (the LessWrong guy). Went dark for a long time and if you plug his name into Google you can see he had private cow watcher club at one point.

And according to someone posting /cow/ he turned up again in the train watcher community because if one thing never changes it's fucking autism and it's attraction to trains.
 
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Man vs persistent rat

A good egg is a nice person
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Somebody I forgot about just posted a video and reminded me of his existence. DemoniusX is a Wings-style lifewreck who aspires to be the realist, edgiest dude in the world. His channel has been around forever, and has tried to ride the atheist, then anti-SJW waves for a while but with no real success and just a few people like me laughing at him.

In his latest video he reveals he got gout in his leg (very KF-friendly), and his trailer trash wife had to have her toes amputated, presumably from the 'beetus. I'd probably recommend this older video to start out on him, despite its 2018 date, it's a deep cut of olden-style self-righteous YT ranting:

 
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Somebody I forgot about just posted a video and reminded me of his existence. DemoniusX is a Wings-style lifewreck who aspires to be the realist, edgiest dude in the world. His channel has been around forever, and has tried to ride the atheist, then anti-SJW waves for a while but with no real success and just a few people like me laughing at him.

In his latest video he reveals he got gout in his leg (very KF-friendly), and his trailer trash wife had to have her toes amputated, presumably from the 'beetus. I'd probably recommend this older video to start out on him, despite its 2018 date, it's a deep cut of olden-style self-righteous YT ranting:

I feel like I've heard that name more than once, but never knew who he was. Hrm.
 

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I feel like I've heard that name more than once, but never knew who he was. Hrm.
He has a crazy amalgamation of traits enjoyed in other cows - the smugness of Dusty, the self-abuse of WARDAWG, the dumpster philosophy of King Cobra, I wouldn't be surprised if he seems familiar even if he's not, although he is ridiculous enough to have probably been linked around. I don't think he has a dedicated following but may be wrong.

Come to think of it, he looks a little like one of the guys in Rental Reviews too.
 

BlueBonnet

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Well, I was going to finish up a podcast episode on Santa, but, I think I'll do this instead. Hey BB, long time huh? Anyways, I randomly did a search my myself for the fun of it, and yes, I am Morgan James Gavin, and... well... Kinda disappointed in your lack of detail here man, I mean, really. Had I the mindset still I'd've done a deeper dive and found every detail. So, let's dig through the post and do some fact checking.
Don't know who tf BB is so I'm pretty sure you don't even know who I am

Edit: Damn I'm retarded, just realized BB is BlueBonnet
 
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Deian Harak Salazar/Eternal Lotharia/Realjacobsalaz1/(a.k.a. "The CaoKaiser"): Self-described autistic, cousin-fucking, major case of TDS, erased from Nationstates, running for political office, believes himself the descendant of Cao Cao

www.nationstates.net is hot mess and breeding ground for exceptional individuals (even the moderation can be lolcows: Lol Reppy has a thread here) Pretending to run your own nation over forums can be entertaining when your sitting at a boring desk job on night shift or casual use on weekends, but something about this set up leads people to believe they are actual political/tactical geniuses in any capacity. As with any site on the internet, sometimes people disclose personal details. Sometimes those details arent pretty. Other times, bad behavior can get someone "Delete on Sight" (DOS), basically permabanned from the site.
But sometimes someone reveals personal details that are so bad they get their entire existence scrubbed from the site:
Ego Search for Deian Salazar

As you can see, Deian has had his nation (aptly named for his IRL legal name) completely scrubbed (by moderation, against his will). An egosearch for the nation "Eternal Lotharia" also brings up a similar result (even better with recent references to the incest-rape allegations & DOS). What could be so bad that they would scrub him for it?
Probably cousin-fucking:
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Admitting to incestful relations with his cousin
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Still sexually attracted to his cousin

Now, I don't have the screens to prove it so it didn't happen, but unofficially the sexual encounter with his younger cousin that he bragged about was not consensual.
What we *dont* know is also that it was reportedly in her bum. I am working to find if anyone has the original or even a ghost screenshot of this confession. HOWEVER; the fact that 1) his mega-DOS came right after being accused of raping his cousin 2) the fact he was scrubbed to a degree not even gifted to the most heinous of rule breakers should provide some suspicion of plausibility that yes, in fact he did rape his cousin.

(Also not the top 2 are both e-girls, 1 who is rumored to be a troon but I can't confirm)
He is colloquially known amongst his anti-fans and people who laugh at him/pity him as the the "Cao-Kaiser" due to his obsession with ancient China and Prussia. It also got quickly morphed into the "Cao-CousinFucker" for reasons mentioned above and "Cao-Cuck" for a dramatic e-girl saga (which I'm working to get some discord screens of). It all originated from this gem of a claim:

WE WUZ CHINEZE WARLAWRDS N SHIET!!!
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>can trace his lineage back to ancient Egyptian Pharaoh Chinese Warlord
>doesn't know who is own father is

Why should we care about some twat who got BTFO'd from a gooberish corner of the internet that no one cares about?
Because this cousin-fucker is running for office:

CrowdPac: https://www.crowdpac.com/campaigns/391369/deian-salazar
Archived: https://archive.ph/H62XX
Another, less lulzy page:

It seems the special election has already passed, and it doesn't appear he got elected but I doubt his ambitions are over.

Reddit: https://www.reddit.com/user/Deiansalazar/ (mostly abandoned but more portland city council silliness)
Archive: https://archive.ph/gwSkQ

His Twitter page recently came back online following his complete erasure/BTFO'ing from Nationstates. Its full of novice-tier TDS (suddenly he acknowledges his Mexican heritage), but also some spicy Tulsi Derangement Syndrome too:
Twitter: https://twitter.com/realjacobsalaz1
Archive: https://archive.ph/kxg6T

Unruly Applebees Assistant-Manager shot:
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Most recent pic:
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"Gibsmedat ass, cus!"

Now I still have a lot of homework to do securing screencaps for this guy, but I figured he's worth a shout-out on KiwiFarms.
Maybe one day if he keeps in the public spotlight he will earn his own thread...
 
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behavioral swamp thang

im tryna serve, nigga where the work??
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One of my favorites is a popularish (90k followers) tiktok'r named devil.is.burton. He used to go by the name devilseam. He middle aged ex military nu metal loser who lives in St. Louis. (niche - I wonder if he attends metal brunch at The Crow's Nest lol.)

I find him fascinting because
1) he is an ancient man extremely active on tiktok
2) he actively responds to hate, and goes as far as making fake accounts to spread the good word of his name lol
3) His most famous tiktok is a sound bite of him talking about being BDSM dom and telling the viewer what he would do to them. Mind you, this is an app primarily used by children. He never stops talking about BDSM and does duets (where two users make a clip together) with underage girls. I have entered his live chats numerous times, which consist of him directing absolutely anything to BDSM. Dude is cray.
4) Also, he's overweight and makes shit dancing videos. Plus, he is nice to watch because he is a techie and has nice equipment. Everything he makes is overly produced and HD.

^ Sorry if this is the wrong thread because technically tiktok is the internet. I have no idea I'm a newfag as y'all would say
 

JY's Tampon

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I saw Null retweet this. Not sure where to post this but....
Gay anti Brexit socialist Tweets his suicide note:
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Attention seeking success. Police found him and he's fine.
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UnimportantFarmer

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I saw Null retweet this. Not sure where to post this but....
Gay anti Brexit socialist Tweets his suicide note:
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Attention seeking success. Police found him and he's fine.
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Hopefully he'll be required to undertake a programme of treatment. The old style socialists loathed the European Community as a racket for the benefit of big business (in part correctly, in reality it's like Nicholas Ridley said, a German racket). The new style sort who call themselves socialists really are degenerate weirdos who support a sequence of exceptional identity politics causes. It is an obvious thing to say, but this 'Gav seems a perfect specimen of that. In times past, he'd just be an annoyance to his poor mother.
 
outpsycho (Chris Carta), an aspiring rapper with 3 subscribers smearing his shit all over public restrooms in the name of the Insane Clown Posse:
there's plenty more videos of him committing crimes while doxing himself on his channel (some of them NSFW).

quotes from his and/or his friend's genius.com account:
"his is a fake profile thats made either by the pedo looking weirdo from norway or the ugly orphan useless with no parents, hiding in his bedroom trolling others and doin nothin but that cause he know there’s no future, hes a total waste of shit and turd, his goblin face looks like damn right fag sac?, crossedeyedsac pelase go die in a hole and and experience every form of horrific torture organizing pain infinite times |
Keep my dick up your faces , keep spending time on me ;‘( hahahahahaa p.S u fucks dicks cause all u do,,, hey fageyedsac meet outside so i will bash your face and fracture your skulls into particles,,,,u fuckin loser, who never made a single song just whinin and jealous, Isac hope u suffer and die horribly !"

"literally, ur a wanna satanist, and im sure satan wound;t want some ugly useless loser like you idiot , so go and in the room n hide in the dark bash your skull all over the computers equipment maybe ud spill some artery so we can all laugh hysterically at your death , i would even invite…..anyone basically,,,because ur a poor mens version Circus that’s full of deformed creatures like nutsac crysac diesac and suffer in torment and hell, Hail Azazel"

his friend:

not sure if this is worth resurrecting the juggalo thread
 

FriendlyManbaby

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I don't even know if this dude qualifies as even lolcow adjacent but I find him too fascinatingly bizarre not to tell someone about-

He goes by "wilbcazer", and I bumped into him playing Yugioh online- apparently he views the use of cards which are designed to be used together(IE archetypes) as a sign of weakness in and of itself. He describes people who uses such cards as "users" and himself as a "true duelist" which is weird enough, but from what I can tell he's been behaving like this for five years- he's got a facebook group and organization page he's been updating since early 2018, and I've found posts on blogs from 2015 where he tries to convince people to play some weird variant he's created that will encourage people to be "original". The most interesting thing to me is a post on the facebook group, because it hits on a lot of the points from his rant he gave me earlier, telling me this is a hard and fast belief, but despite despising everything about how yugioh is played... he's still here, playing yugioh, just going on weird rants and posting videos on youtube showing off his (rare) wins against people running decks that weren't made with a pathological need to not run two cards that have synergy.

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You can see his weird obsession with being a "true duelist" and not a "user" all over the place. I might keep an eye on him, but he seems too "stable" in his bizarre behaviour to be worth keeping track of. Doesn't even have a twitter, so no plumbing that for additional nuggets. Just this weird obsessive yugioh fan, posting videos on youtube every so often, rants and updates to facebook, and near as I can tell, receiving almost no feedback. Facebook group has 27 likes and 30 members, youtube account has around twenty subscribers, it's like a glimpse of a weird, profoundly tismy ingroup he's set out to create.
 

raritycat

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Meet SnowBunny Steph:



She's your run of the mill obese, percocet addicted Canadian hooker complete with mukbangs, "beeenge eating disordur," yelling at her dog, and blaming everyone else for her problems. She started hooking as a homeless 15 year old working at a Wendy's. She also just turned 21 around November.


Recently, she complained that OnlyFans didn't pay her out and it ruined Christmas. Her bills are apparently $5000 a month (3000 on food because of her EEEDING DISORDUR).

Twitter: https://twitter.com/missbunnysteph
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/realsnowbunnysteph/?hl=en

Enjoy the horror show.
 
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Tism the Return

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https://www.kickstarter.com/project...gender-bender-comedy-visual-novel/description

The person behind this pretended to be a Japanese chick to scam Kickstarter bucks out of desperate NEETs. Apparently the scam went for so long a guy fell in love with the catfishing persona. Haven't looked much more into it but it could turn into a thread if it develops further, probably won't since the Kickstarter guy backed out and gave everyone their money.
 

Crystal Golem

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So I found this guy Channing Kennedy I was originally just going to post some of his tweets in Trump Derangement Syndrome thread but I kept finding more and more stuff from him and his potential seems good.

Channing is a full time stay at home dad and part time preschool volunteer from Oakland California. He runs a Youtube show called 'Please Hang Out With Me' where he talks to various woke-types while neglecting his two year old son. The videos appear to be shot in his wife's crafting room. Channing takes the opportunity of volunteering to indoctrinate the kids to his trendy woke issues, at the same time you can tell he isn't comfortable around his likely majority black class cause he feels he has to explain that he is white. Channing is a terrible father. Some of his shitty parenting includes: Showing his two year old son 'Parasite' an r-rated movie, neglecting his son to do woke bullshit like his podcast or volunteering to take care of other more melininated kids,


Uses position as a preschool storytime volunteer to indoctrinate children:
Archive1 / Link1
Link 2 / Archive 2

Shows his two year old son R rated movies with sex and violence in them:
Archive / Link

Uses having a child to indulge in his own childish interests:
Archive / Link

Projects his woke ideas onto children who really don't care, feels he has to explain that he is white:
Archive / Link

Drags his poor kid with him on his crusades:
Archive / Link

Invokes black people to give his TDS an extra edge:
Archive / Link

Thinks having a family is gross, sees family as just a bunch of people who stick together cause they "owe" each other:
Archive 1 / Link 1
Archive 2 / Link 2

Consistently makes everything about himself even referencing past incidences of doing so:
Archive / Link

Virtue signals about how terrible YouTube is but still keeps his show there anyway cuz "no one was watching". Also lol thinks "Ran a youtube series" will make a good portfolio piece:
Archive / Link

Lastly Channing's son seems to have selective woke 8 year old syndrome. According to his twitter he regularly has short conversations with his son but if you watch the videos the kid is basically non-verbal even asking for toys by pointing and grunting and staying silent the rest of the time. It's interesting to note that according to Channing's twitter his son has a good vocab and is already putting together understandable sentences which would put him at advanced for a two year old. However in the videos like I said the kid isn't even using short words just making noises and using gestures which would put him behind a normal two year old. The kid doesn't seem put off by Channings guests so that isn't the reason. One possibility is that the child is just over a year and a half but Channing doesn't bother to remember what month he is at and just says two year old. His twitter is also filled with ridiculous amounts of "that happened" in general.

Link / Archive

Twitter: https://twitter.com/CKdotbiz
Wife's Twitter: https://twitter.com/emalfo
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5uURrepNxlsMg6o6F_nYMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pleasehangoutwithme/
Website: http://pleasehangoutwithme.com/