The only sure this is anteaters look gross I would rather a smooth penis with no for-skin cheeze ( I’m a girl)Both are myths. Circumcision reduces sensitivity of the penis and has no positive affects. The only real advantage is that it's easier to keep clean with no foreskin, but really any guy that bathes once a week wont have that problem for their entire life.
I love that for her she looks so fun and interesting
Trust me my dude, I doubt anyone here's going to take any interest in me whatsoever, and for the most part, I'm very thankful that I'm simply irrelevant according to the internet, Any fame I've gathered have been a massive pain in my ass, which given every bit of stress you and your friends have put me through while trying to just build something of inherent value, made it almost completely impossible. I don't expect that anyone here's going to take pity on me, and I just don't care anymore about words on a screen, I really don't. You also missed citing my vine, tiktok, instagram, and a few other things, but outside of that, I've got a few final thoughts:Not a regular user of Kiwi Farms so I was trying to make a thread for this guy, but this will do.
So there's a few obscure lolcows I've encountered that only I and like 20 people I know have clowned on.
One of these is this guy named Morgan James Gavin. I've talked to him a few times, but he's not as online anymore as he used to be. I think he started getting attention when Keemstar and a few others were jokingly claiming Morgan's face was ColossalIsCrazy's.
“I warn you @ColossalisCrazy if you did not uploaded today I'm exposing ur face reveal”twitter.com
I'm not as online as I used to be because I got a job at Amazon after coming back from Great Lakes Recruit Training Camp, I was separated because I caught pneumonia and fell behind in training. To be honest, I don't think I was ever really famous, just a joke to be passed around every once in a while, but I'm over that. And yeah, that was fun while it lasted, the internet fame.
I'm pretty sure this guy has mental problems, so I do feel somewhat bad when I make fun of him, but I must admit, the guy is just too hilarious.
I do not have mental problems, but hey, outsider perception forms reality, so whatever floats your boat.
He has two youtube channels, one he no longer uses: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCUMSNNrL2288WXWO83YWJcA and one he still uploads to regularly: https://www.youtube.com/user/Getsutomo
I actually have around five to six different channels... Here's a list:
1. D3A Raps
2. Test Channel
3. Morgan's vid Archive
Sooooo... five. That last one I can't seem to access anymore. Le sigh.
He also has a twitter where he used to @ Markiplier and Donald Trump as if they'd notice: https://twitter.com/MorganJGavin
Again, two or three accounts, one for a gaming clan called Za, which went nowhere, and the previously mentioned one.
He also fancies himself a musician and author. His books.
My favorite has to be "Messages to a really bad President", where he writes a few messages to Trump. I suggest reading the amazon preview of it, just so you can get a taste for the type of guy this is.
Which I am, if you're going to reference one of the books, then mention all of them, again, lazy detective work. Also, that was written years ago back when I had the time to be ridiculously angry about everything. People do change over time, you know? I'm not the same person I was back in the day.
As far as I know he has 2 nicknames, Dr3Arms and the Gavinator.
Correction, I've got a few different ones: Dr. 3 Arms, Gavinator, Getsutomo, Mojadoga, and some others, meh, good times.
Suspiciously, a few of his books has positive reviews by Dr3Arms
Wonder who that is?
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Yeah, those were written back when I cared about other people's thoughts on my works. I've got better things to do, and yeah, I get the irony of this.
He also has a Medium where he usually talks about Trump even more: https://medium.com/@MorganGavin_51298 . One of my favorites has to be "Hello, Presidick of the Divided States!"
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Again, don't post there anymore. I've got a blog: www.morgansmindcicles.com, and much to your surprise, I focus on things other than trump. Hooray! Progress.
He also sold an album, one which included a song about working at a drive thru, however I don't have access to that album or the music, so here's some of his other music:
Morgan James Gavin - Rise of the Three Arms - Amazon.com Musicwww.amazon.com
Good god you're bad at linking things aren't you? The Album's called "Rise of the Three Arms" and it's not my best work, but I've got plenty of material and I'll eventually release a few other albums. I think I've got maybe 50 or so tracks recorded?
Guess I'll just leave this post with some haha images.
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WTF did this come from? Oh, twitter at one point or another.
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Wolfy... Whinny? God I don't remember her name at all. But, weirdly enough, this is one of the most circulated images of me out there. And nope, that's not photoshopped.
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Random selfie, I was curious about my neck for some reason.
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Ah, this! Well, for a few year my team and I would take part in the Relay for Life down in Hesperia, it's a 24 hour marathon/walk a thon fundraiser for cancer research, all for a good cause. Anyways, I think it might've been in 2009/2010 they held the Miss Relay competition, in which all teams would nominate a male member to dress up and go around the track and collect funds. Apparently, I fit the bill that year, and on the dress and wig went! I think I collected something like $500 for my team, again, cancer research, fundraising through the American Cancer Society, awesome foundation.
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Overall, don't have as much stuff saved as I wish I did, but I hope this post leads to other people taking interest in this little freak.
I feel like I've heard that name more than once, but never knew who he was. Hrm.Somebody I forgot about just posted a video and reminded me of his existence. DemoniusX is a Wings-style lifewreck who aspires to be the realist, edgiest dude in the world. His channel has been around forever, and has tried to ride the atheist, then anti-SJW waves for a while but with no real success and just a few people like me laughing at him.
In his latest video he reveals he got gout in his leg (very KF-friendly), and his trailer trash wife had to have her toes amputated, presumably from the 'beetus. I'd probably recommend this older video to start out on him, despite its 2018 date, it's a deep cut of olden-style self-righteous YT ranting:
He has a crazy amalgamation of traits enjoyed in other cows - the smugness of Dusty, the self-abuse of WARDAWG, the dumpster philosophy of King Cobra, I wouldn't be surprised if he seems familiar even if he's not, although he is ridiculous enough to have probably been linked around. I don't think he has a dedicated following but may be wrong.I feel like I've heard that name more than once, but never knew who he was. Hrm.
Don't know who tf BB is so I'm pretty sure you don't even know who I amWell, I was going to finish up a podcast episode on Santa, but, I think I'll do this instead. Hey BB, long time huh? Anyways, I randomly did a search my myself for the fun of it, and yes, I am Morgan James Gavin, and... well... Kinda disappointed in your lack of detail here man, I mean, really. Had I the mindset still I'd've done a deeper dive and found every detail. So, let's dig through the post and do some fact checking.
Hopefully he'll be required to undertake a programme of treatment. The old style socialists loathed the European Community as a racket for the benefit of big business (in part correctly, in reality it's like Nicholas Ridley said, a German racket). The new style sort who call themselves socialists really are degenerate weirdos who support a sequence of exceptional identity politics causes. It is an obvious thing to say, but this 'Gav seems a perfect specimen of that. In times past, he'd just be an annoyance to his poor mother.I saw Null retweet this. Not sure where to post this but....
Gay anti Brexit socialist Tweets his suicide note:
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“My dear dear friends. For a number of reasons - esp Brexit. I have decided to end my life. I have taken the final overdose. I wanted to thank you - you have given me the love & friendship I had never before found on earth. I love you all & am sorry to part from you ❤️❤️❤️❤️”twitter.com
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