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Crystal Golem

Angkor what?
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So I found this guy Channing Kennedy I was originally just going to post some of his tweets in Trump Derangement Syndrome thread but I kept finding more and more stuff from him and his potential seems good.

Channing is a full time stay at home dad and part time preschool volunteer from Oakland California. He runs a Youtube show called 'Please Hang Out With Me' where he talks to various woke-types while neglecting his two year old son. The videos appear to be shot in his wife's crafting room. Channing takes the opportunity of volunteering to indoctrinate the kids to his trendy woke issues, at the same time you can tell he isn't comfortable around his likely majority black class cause he feels he has to explain that he is white. Channing is a terrible father. Some of his shitty parenting includes: Showing his two year old son 'Parasite' an r-rated movie, neglecting his son to do woke bullshit like his podcast or volunteering to take care of other more melininated kids,


Uses position as a preschool storytime volunteer to indoctrinate children:
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Shows his two year old son R rated movies with sex and violence in them:
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Uses having a child to indulge in his own childish interests:
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Projects his woke ideas onto children who really don't care, feels he has to explain that he is white:
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Drags his poor kid with him on his crusades:
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Invokes black people to give his TDS an extra edge:
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Thinks having a family is gross, sees family as just a bunch of people who stick together cause they "owe" each other:
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Consistently makes everything about himself even referencing past incidences of doing so:
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Virtue signals about how terrible YouTube is but still keeps his show there anyway cuz "no one was watching". Also lol thinks "Ran a youtube series" will make a good portfolio piece:
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Lastly Channing's son seems to have selective woke 8 year old syndrome. According to his twitter he regularly has short conversations with his son but if you watch the videos the kid is basically non-verbal even asking for toys by pointing and grunting and staying silent the rest of the time. It's interesting to note that according to Channing's twitter his son has a good vocab and is already putting together understandable sentences which would put him at advanced for a two year old. However in the videos like I said the kid isn't even using short words just making noises and using gestures which would put him behind a normal two year old. The kid doesn't seem put off by Channings guests so that isn't the reason. One possibility is that the child is just over a year and a half but Channing doesn't bother to remember what month he is at and just says two year old. His twitter is also filled with ridiculous amounts of "that happened" in general.

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Twitter: https://twitter.com/CKdotbiz
Wife's Twitter: https://twitter.com/emalfo
Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC5uURrepNxlsMg6o6F_nYMA
Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/pleasehangoutwithme/
Website: http://pleasehangoutwithme.com/
So now the Bernie stuff is starting to die down I decided to check back in with our boy Channing Kennedy and it kinda seems like he's losing it. Social distancing is keeping him from indoctrinating reading to his preschool kids but Channing isn't going to let that stop him. He has started up a second channel for reading woke children's books.
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Of course Channing only shared the link with his woke twitter friends so the part about being there for his students is bullshit and just another excuse to neglect his family. He's also cut off his hair and his mannerisms have gone from quiet hipster weirdo to demonstrative hipster weirdo which definitely supports the idea that he is losing it. Also you miss your family in the middle of the lockdown? When you are being forced more than ever to spend time with them? Even spending an hour doing a video isn't going to make you miss your family especially when you are all off work/volunteering. Be honest Channing, Bernie losing again combined with the 'rona made you snap like a dry twig and now you're holed up in your wife's extra craftroom making woke story reads for kids who wouldn't watch even if you had given them the link.


Just embedding this one cause it's 40 fucking minutes.
 

wolfpac92

*Natural Born Killaz plays in the distance*
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I've been subscribed to this dude named SolomonSevens for years. He discusses hidden Satanic imagery and "fnords" in everyday life.
Unfortunately he's not very active on the internet at all and posts like 2 videos a year. He seems like a docile enough guy and I've never seen him lash out at anyone, but I've always found this nutty shit humorous. My favorite videos from him are the ones with animated logos and dramatic music

He's also got a beautifully-designed website
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With a store page that I don't understand at all
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I don't know what you'd call this "community" he belongs to but I find it both fascinating and hilarious
 

bonitoflakeprincess

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Holy balls I found some more classics of Ddr6899(chaotic Duane) https://youtu.be/yGau96dDSVE
"alot more darker eyes" https://youtu.be/F73CyOWJuYk
He also says in later videos that he's not an alcoholic anymore
Totally real spells(also he mentions Jacob Sockbess in think we're entering a rabbit hole!)
Here's a playlist I made for better cataloging https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLy_axqbDL7tJYuZ6k4ath49NMdH9gdeKJ
speeking of demons and possession. I used the serch to look for Chris La Sala and got nothing. he is worth a look
 

Chickenfoot

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I've been subscribed to this dude named SolomonSevens for years. He discusses hidden Satanic imagery and "fnords" in everyday life.
Unfortunately he's not very active on the internet at all and posts like 2 videos a year. He seems like a docile enough guy and I've never seen him lash out at anyone, but I've always found this nutty shit humorous. My favorite videos from him are the ones with animated logos and dramatic music

He's also got a beautifully-designed website
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With a store page that I don't understand at all
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I don't know what you'd call this "community" he belongs to but I find it both fascinating and hilarious
He could be a troll. But given the internet? We can never be to sure nowadays
 

wolfpac92

*Natural Born Killaz plays in the distance*
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He could be a troll. But given the internet? We can never be to sure nowadays
There's no way. He's been doing this in his own little corner for over 10 years. He's just hyperreligous and probably paranoid

Plus he keeps to himself; if he was a troll he'd be more ostentatious and attention-seeking.
 
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Zhoban

Bougie von Savage
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This is Sarah Braasch, a PhD candidate at Yale, who made the headlines last year for calling the cops on a fellow black student for sleeping in the lounge area on her floor.

It seemed like a flash in the pan for the #LivingWhileBlack epidemic, but as time has shown, the reason she called the cops repeatedly on black students wasn't because she is racist, but because she is a lunatic. Ever since the incident, she has spent literally every waking moment tweeting about it and how she plans on getting back at the student, the police, Yale, the New York Times and everyone else.

To date, she has uploaded literally 40 YouTube videos about the incident and how she is such a victim because she is a disabled middle-aged woman who was supposed to have that Yale floor all to herself. The funny thing is that if you Twitter search her name for the latest news, she is literally the only person talking about the incident, as of the last several months.

24/7 rambling, incoherent and insane Twitter feed

Obsessive YouTube channel

GoFundMe for suing everyone and their dog
Oh. My. God.

It's been two years since the incident and she is still posting about it every other minute. She's an absolute lunatic.
 

PurpleSquirrel

"He who dies with the most stories, wins."
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I've been subscribed to this dude named SolomonSevens for years. He discusses hidden Satanic imagery and "fnords" in everyday life.
Unfortunately he's not very active on the internet at all and posts like 2 videos a year. He seems like a docile enough guy and I've never seen him lash out at anyone, but I've always found this nutty shit humorous. My favorite videos from him are the ones with animated logos and dramatic music

He's also got a beautifully-designed website
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With a store page that I don't understand at all
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I don't know what you'd call this "community" he belongs to but I find it both fascinating and hilarious
"Fnord" is an in-joke nonsense-word from the writings of Robert Anton Wilson. Wilson wrote surreal novels that played with and parodied conspiracy theory, and unfortunately attracted a following of borderline-schizos who didn't "get" the author's humor or insights, and instead started believing in the paranoid visions he put into his stories.

I'm guessing this guy either picked up the word from online-weirdo osmosis, or actually read Wilson's stuff, got freaked out by it, went nuts, and sought shelter in Evangelical Christianity.
 
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Crystal Golem

Angkor what?
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Oh nooooooooooooo. Oh noooooooo. This, this is something. Somehow this is amazing and horrifying at the same time and it's tough but worth a watch for the laughs.If this guy had any audience at all besides me and 5-12 other wokies he might actually be worth his own thread.

I don't even have words for this. The book was written and illustrated by of course two trannies who want complete abolition of prisions altogether and immediate release of all prisoners.
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Imagine letting these people anywhere near your child.
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Because everything has to be political even children's entertainment and coloring books.
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You and your child will sleep better if you slept in your own beds and kept a regular bedtime. Shocking I know.


Here's another video from his main channel where he lets some weird troon handle his kid. Go to the 7:20 mark to see the baby look the creature right in the face then immediately try to escape.
 
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Vault

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If you've been on /v/ you might have run into Kirb_Man.

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He usually posts a new thread every couple of days with a new picture of Ribbon from Kirby 64 being killed, usually by Adeleine, another Kirby character. Looking up "Adeleine Kills Ribbon" gives us his NewGrounds page (A) He claims to be 18, and making art of disemboweling side characters from 20 year old games is only his second love. His major intrest is making scat art of the same characters. He has a long internet trail, but his obsession seems pretty focused.
This one tickles me because I've found a dude long ago who does similar, Ajkiel. Very sudden emotional outbursts where he'll choose random characters to just kill in art, sometimes even real people like trump.
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I am Jack's Dying Hard Drive
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Hello friends.

I am still new to contributing to the Farms. Please accept my humble offering.
This is Caren White. She is a journalist at the best online publishing platform ever: Medium.com

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Why am I posting about her? Well, she published a few days ago this article titled "Why You Need to Stop Baking Bread" [EDIT: updated with link to archive] in relation to shortages due to COVID-19.
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tl;dr - The Caren cries out as you take the last organic flour from the shelf, "Stop, that organic flour is mine, I was baking bread first!!"

I thought it was topical considering current circumstances. It was funny to read. You can imagine the backlash. The best part is Ms. (((((White)))))'s lack of self-awareness or empathy and just acting like baking was her donut steel original idea. No one is surprised, but thought it would be worth archiving her responses to criticism for teh lulz.

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Ms. (((((White)))))'s preference for organic flour has nothing to do with privilege, she assures you. Her article was just about how disappointing it is that newfound hobbyists are hoarding the flour from needy families. What a saint. What a heroine. :(

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Share your organic flour, you privileged cattle.

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Here we see the Medium blogger in his natural environment. See how he swoops in on a dumpster fire to acquire new readers for his own blog - picking at it like a vulture yet somehow being able to avoid provocation of fellow blogger Ms. (((((White))))).

Here is his article: Why You Need to Start Baking Bread

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The irony is as palpable as yeast is pungent.

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An absolutely baked and breadpilled individual appears. Caren finds an opportunity to show she is morally superior. This behavior continues for a few comment threads.

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I love watching two white women go at it.
It was at this point that I believed this to be satire, but Caren reassures us that it's not:

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Anyway, Caren continues on. Here are her replies to continued criticism.
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I love how the story of how Ms. (((((White))))) gave her very last flour away to her neighbor so that her daughter could have a birthday cake doesn't appear until a few comments into her getting criticized.
I also like her constant screeching of "male privilege" at any poster with a male in their icon.

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Things seem to culminate when readers found another article of Ms. (((((White))))) titled "How I Became a Pandemic Hoarder". No response.

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That is all for now. It was a lot of effort but I hope you got a bit of a lol like I did. I also thought it was interesting because this is NOT the first time I've seen a blogger or article discouraging the public from baking their own bread. Anyone who bakes knows baking is very easy to learn and extremely cost-effective. It's weird that there is a push against home-cooking, but that is my own exceptional observation.

Please let me know how I can better present information to you all in the future.

Peace.
EDIT: Forgot the article link.
 

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I am Jack's Dying Hard Drive
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Hello friends.

I am still new to contributing to the Farms. Please accept my humble offering.
This is Caren White. She is a journalist at the best online publishing platform ever: Medium.com

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I think this is worth making a new post for....... she fucking deleted the article [her whole account].
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Here are the raws of the comments I took before she deleted her account. Not cropped because she didn't respond to most.
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Jean Lafitte 1812

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I remember watching a YouTube video about a streamer who was a NEET, that pisses in a jar and knows martial arts. I can’t find that video. I thought I was subscribed to the guy who made that video. Help me out.
That'd be Lord Genesis: The Omega Male. Probably this video by Dank Net you're thinking of, who's a pretty good channel about exceptional people in my experience.
 

Honeybee

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Unsure if she really qualifies as a lolcow, but I do enjoy Deviantart freaks and petty drama, so here's one I've been following lately. [Also I havent really posted so apologies if my formatting sucks]

Nenc-Dermawan-22 has an obsession with roleplaying which doesn't sound too unusual until you do some digging. She's apparently 35 years old and seems to spend every waking moment either roleplaying or begging people to roleplay, and thinks everyone else should too.

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She's also most likely a pedophile, she's currently obsessing over a 15 year old boy and apparently "dated" an underage girl [the comment where she admitted it seems to have been deleted, all I could find was this which is a bit shady in itself]

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She has like 4 of these in her gallery

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The comments on her page are full of weird shit too
 

Longcat

Feline of Extraordinary Length
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"Lars"/Larsaparilla/anticistamines is a transtrender from Melbourne, Australia, frequently mocked on r/illnessfakersgonewild for her self-diagnosed EDS and DID, but what's most notable about her is her laundry list of identities, including autigender ("a gender that can only be understood in the context of being autistic" apparently). She's already gained some infamy from being covered by Blaire White and Kalvin Garrah as an example of a transtrender/SJW.



Of course she claims indigenous heritage, but this bitch is white as snow.

She seems to be taking testosterone too, as evidenced by her pube stache, neckbeard and deepened voice:




Here's an imgur album of her greatest hits.
 

Wilhelm Bittrich

Ma'am, this is a Wendy’s!
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Oh. My. God.

It's been two years since the incident and she is still posting about it every other minute. She's an absolute lunatic.
Which raises the question how can an absolute tard unit like that woman become a PhD (ABD) candidate at Yale to begin with.