Sonichu Obscurity: Sonichu's Finale -

[Pikonic]

Yo bitches, Pikonic here with a new fanfic based on our favorite comic ever. After I posted in the finale thread I decided to flesh out the story.
I plan on having every chapter be in a different chu's point of view.

If this goes well I'll try to add a new chapter every Thursday. Hopefully the following chapters will be better since I'll write them in a week and not a day.

Spoiler: Prologue (Magi-Chan)

My power grew a little weaker every day, just as I knew it would.
I knew all along, and they knew nothing about it, not even the Great Director.
Nothing is permanent.
Everything is only temporary.
The rainbow's power would only last for 15 years, and time was now running out. Soon Sonichu will become a Pikachu again, Rosechu a Raichu.
The rest of us.....our entity came from the rainbow and we'll simply be gone. Wild, Angelica, Bubbles, Punchy.
And me. Gone, no tomb, no body, nothing.
And yet, I never told anyone. Could you imagine? Knowing you'd be literally nothing in such a short time. No point in being happy, no point in finding love, no point in doing good for others, no point at all.
"Magi-Chan, come outside, I need to see you"
Father, my real father.
Magi-Chan walked outside and stood face to face with his mentor, Mewtwo.
"We meet again" Mewtwo said.
"We meet finally"
"The time is near, I don't need to tell you, you knew from the second you could think for yourself. Tell me, why didn't you tell your friends?"
"You know why"
"I do, but you need to say it out loud, for when you tell them"
"I'm not telling them anything, let them live out their existence in happiness."
"Magi-Chan, you have no right to keep this to yourself. Fourteen years you've known. Don't you think they have the right to know as well, even for what little time they have? You have time to do one last good deed for others. Tell them."
Mewtwo flew into the sky. Magi-Chan was alone, again. He looked at Mewtwo for a second and returned to his cave. Using his telepathy, he contacted his lifelong friend.
"Sonichu," he thought.
"Yo, Magi-Chan. What's up?"
"I need you, Rosey, and the combo to meet me up here in the mountains. I have important news to tell you."

Word filter ruined Magi-Chan's soliloquy

 

[José Mourinho]

This looks good. Also shows a pretty good possible ending to the whole Sonichu franchise. Can't wait for moar.

 

[Pikonic]

Thanks, I'm working on Thursdays chapter now, it'll be in Rosechu's POV.

 

[Pikonic]

Now the story kinda begins ..... Sorta

Spoiler: Chapter 1 (Rosechu)

Rosechu was playing with her tail, almost as if nothing interesting was happening.
I have a pretty tail, pretty....and pointed.
Around her, Sonichu and the Chaotic Combo were sitting at a large stone table, silent, shocked by what Magi-Chan had just told them. Bubbles finally broke the silence.
"What about my husband? Will Blake just...disappear too?"
"Blake was cloned from Sonichu's DNA", explained Magi-Chan. "When Sonichu returns to his Pikachu form, Blake will also be a Pikachu; well, a black Pikachu since the cherry cola will stay in his DNA. But, he'll still exist. A black Pikachu is one of a kind, he'll surely be the target of Team Rocket, if he's lucky he'll be some sideshow at a PokéCircus. If not, he'll be captured by Team Rocket and once again belong to Giovanni." Bubbles began to sob.
Classy. That's our Magi-Chan. Give it to them straight. Just like with Sandy.
"My daughter will exist too, right?"
Speaking of the little shit. Don't disappoint me Magi.
"No."
Yes.
"You and Simonla were created by the rainbow, when you two don't exist, neither will she." Wild said nothing.
Punchy slammed his fist down, cracking the table "You should have told us! Why didn't you?!?"
Because you're an idiot.
"...I was planning on never telling you, but I had a change of heart, I decided you had a right to know. I'm sorry, I just wanted you all to be happy"
"Truly we were blessed with a wonderful life."Oh suck it Angelica, all that prayer shit won't save you, I'm pretty sure you'll be the first to be forgotten."Perhaps we should use this knowledge, perhaps we can spend our final days with the ones who made our lives as blessed as it was."
I lost my cock, married some jackass, and pushed out three brain dead spawns, how fucking blessed was my life? "Bubbles, you once said you were going to give a seashell necklace to your mother. Did you?"
Bubbles could barely talk from crying, "N-n-no."
"You should keep your word, and Punchy, I think you should visit your old dojo, I think you owe Mypoe an apology. Wild, you and Sandy should take a day off from construction and spend quality time together"
Magi-Chan stepped in again. "Yes, we can all choose our last days as we please, but before that I think we should take care of some issues. Punch, I want you to set up a ferry to take Layla, Reginald, and any one else you can to Parodyse Isle, burn the shipyard when you're done.Once the Sonichus begin to disappear CWCville will fall to riots. At least some will...stay safe"
You could have told Bubbles Blake could go there, maybe he won't be welcome there, but she doesn't have to know that
Sonichu stood up, ready to speak.
Oh, this should be good.
"We need to tell the mayor, maybe there's something in the prophecy that can stop this."
Chris? Care? That's funny. We never got him a sweetheart, he doesn't really give a flying fuck about us.
"In my meditations I've seen the medallion being destroyed, Chris losing his powers, but we remain, perhaps you can convince Mayor Chandler to give up the medallion and his powers to save us"
You could tell Chris giving up his powers could end world hunger, cure every disease, and bring peace to the Middle East, he'll shit himself and do nothing. Fat fucking chance "No matter what happens to us, we have much to do, we're done here"
Everyone began to quietly leave, Magi-Chan spoke once more.
"And Sonichu, I suggest you...watch out for Rosechu."
You son of a bitch, I hope you fade away first.
"Don't worry, I will, whatever happens, I'll look after my Rosey"
That's not what he meant, but oh well, for once I'm glad you're dumber than a dead Pichu
Sonichu and Rosechu were walking hand in hand home. It was getting dark.
Must we always hold hands
"This is unreal, if we don't do something, we'll be back to borin' old Pikachus"
YOU will be a Pikachu. I'LL be a Raichu, stronger, faster, and better than you
"Sonichu," Rosechu said sweetly, "we need to be thankful, we'll become Pikachus, but our friends will...." She began to sob. Sonichu squeezed her hand.
"Our friends will be ok, I'll talk to father, nobody's goin' anywhere baby"
It's cute you think that
When they entered their house, Robbie greeted them, "Mawmaw! Dada!, you're home!"
God, shut up Christine came into the room, holding baby Cera's hand, "You we're gone foreveeeeeeer."
heh
"Oh, we were nooooot", Sonichu said playfully. "Where's Miss Iglesias, I'm sure she wants to go home"
Heather Iglesias walked in the room, "Hallo Mista Chu"
"Kids, can y'all go upstairs for a minute."
Robbie, Christine, and Cera scurried upstairs.
"Heather, I know it's short notice but me and Rosey need to meet with the mayor tomorrow. It could take... a while, will you be able to watch the little tykes again"
"Ooh, yiis. Es no problem Mista Chu"
"Thanks." Sonichu paid Heather and she was on her way. "We need to get some sleep Rosey, tomorrow is a big day"
Yes, yes it is.

Next week,
Angelica's chapter
The chu's begin to take action

 

[Pikonic]

Thursday already, hasn't the week flown by,

Spoiler: Chapter 2 (Angelica)

Chapter 2 (Angelica)
"Layla! Get on the fucking ship!" Punchy was yelling inches away from Lalya's face. Lalya was crying.
"I can't" Lalya sobbed "I'm not leaving without you Punch"
On the ferry, Megagi was counting heads of various Pokemon like creatures. "Seven more and we'll be full." The dock was close to empty, most of the ferry passengers were on board, ready to go.
"This isn't an option Lalya, get on the ferry"
"No, I won't do it unless you come with me."
A few yards away, Angelica was with Reginald, the two were calm compared to the others.
"So this is it I guess. Angelica, I loved you, I'll never forget you, no matter how many others do"
Why can't everyone be as calm and loving as us?
"I love you too, and I always will."
After a final kiss, Reginald boarded the ferry.
"Six more spots, if yer getting on, do it now."
"For fuck's sake Lalya!" Punchy slapped her.
No, please don't, don't make this be the Punchy that people will remember
Lalya cried harder, her face began to bleed, tiny crimson drops hit the ground.
"Five!"
"Get on that ship or I'll make you get on that ship"
"Four"
"LALYA!"
"Three"
"NOW!"
"Aaaannnnd, we are full"
Lalya, poor girl
Punchy stood still and silently glared at Lalya. Lalya dropped to the ground, crying hysterically.
"No, I've changed my mind, I'm staying", Bionic jumped off the ferry and approached Lalya. "Lalya, Punchy is right, take my spot, if you don't, I'll have Megagi bring you on in chains. Go."
Lalya wiped her eyes and looked at Bionic.
"I...I'll go" Lalya slowly got on the ferry.
HAWOOOOOOOOOOO the ferry horn pierced the silence. Slowly, it began to leave port.
Punchy ran to the end of the doc.
"LALYA!" Lalya looked over from the ferry. "I'M SORRY, I LOVE YOU!" Punchy held back his tears. Lalya smiled, blew him a kiss, and walked inside. Angelica, Bionic, Punchy, and the few other Chus watched the ferry disappear into the horizon.
Punchy wiped a tear from his eye, "Blazebob. Burn it down."
As Blazebob began using his Fire Blasts to destroy the dock, Angelica watched the fire grow.
This is Hell, may God look over them when we're gone.
Punchy looked at Angelica, "That's it, we've done what we can do."
"There's something left for us."
"What?"
"For Wild, he's spending his time with Sandy, I...I want to try to save his father, the Syther. Will you help me?"
"Ang, how? We have no idea where Wild's dad is."
"Magi-Chan is able to survey the whole city with his psychic powers, maybe he knows where Syther is."
"Heh. Fighting poachers, blaze of glory? Sure why not. Let's go to that purple bastard's cave and see what we can do. I'll get Prowler "
Angelica smiled, "Why drive when you can fly?" She took his hand and the two sailed high into the sky.
High above the streets, Punchy seemed to be terrified of flight.
God Bless him, he's scared, he'll never admit it though.
"Lalya will be fine, she'll be with Reginald, they can look out for each other, did you know Reg once had a little crush on her."
"Yeah, he tried to sabotage us, years ago"
"I also heard you were thinking of being with someone else, weren't you?"
"I...how did you-"
"Haha, it doesn't matter now, we took our paths and were happy for it, look. There's Magi-Chan's cave."
Magi-Chan's cave was empty. "Magi-Chan, where are you?"
Angelica found a note on the stone table where just a few days ago they learned their fate. Addressed to her and Punchy, it read:
I knew you'd come back here, it was one of my last visions. I also knew by the time you made it back, I'd be gone. I've used my powers 24/7 to make sure no homo activity would happen in CWCville, and the candle that burns twice as bright will only last half as long. You two still have time, on the back of this page is a map of where you'll find the Syther that raised Wild.
I'm sorry I can't join you, I'm sorry for a it of things. And tell Bubbles, the best shells are on the east shore, near the large rocks.
-Magi-Chan Sonichu
Please God, no.
"Punchy, Magi-Chan gave us the location, he's....gone"

*Everybody was king fu fighti*
Punchy answered his phone, "It's Sonichu, he's at the mayors office, he about to talk to Chandler"
There might be some hope after all.

Next week: Sonichu visits Chris

 

[Tavern Explorer]

I'm really liking this so far. Keep up the good work!

 

[Le Bateleur]

I've really enjoyed this so far - I've not previously read a Sonichu fic which made me care about what happens to Angelica or Magi-Chan...

 

[Pikonic]

Spoiler: Chapter 3 (Sonichu)

Alright, we're here. Just tell father to destroy the Sonichu medallion, he destroys it, everything is good. Easy.
Then why am I'm so nervous? I shouldn't be nervous. This will work. I'm fine, everything's going to be fine.
"Sweetbolt, are you ok?" Rosechu and Sonichu were in the elevator at the CWCville mall, on their way to the mayors office on the top floor. Once they arrived Sonichu looked down at the lower floor, humans and chus alike were smiling and holding their shopping bags.
"Look Rosey, down there. Look how happy they are. They have no idea what's going to happen"
"I thought everything was going to be ok?"
Sonichu paused and smiled at Rosechu, "You're right, let's go talk to father."
In the receptions office, there were dozens of Lego boxes, stacked almost to the ceiling. Allison Amber was taking inventory of then all.
"Ally," Rosechu asked, "What are all these Legos for?"
"Donations. Mayor Chandler has asked the residents of the city to send Legos, mostly building sets, but there are a few plain buckets here."
"Wow!" Sonichu said "Where are these going, the daycare, the soup hotel, maybe the kid's hospital?"
"No. These are all for Mayor Chandler personally."
What? "W-why? Love Day was back in February, it's May. It's too early for Christmas."
Allison looked nervously at the mayor's door and spoke very quietly, "Sonichu, something's...wrong. Mayor Chandler isn't the same. Saving CWCville was a long time ago. He's changed, and not for the better, all he does is lock himself in his office all day to play with his games and toys. He dismissed the police department, then the fire department, he told me they can't be trusted. A couple months ago he got a big package by surprise, it was filled with soap, clothing, and gift cards. It was very off, who would send that to him? Later that day he was huffing and puffing to me about a 'Dodo Brain.' He's been secluding himself since. He talked to me a few weeks ago, he was speaking about Pokémon and rambling. Now he wants the citizens to pay for his toys, some of these cost three paychecks. I'm worried."
"Allison, I need to talk about him. Something...devastating is going to happen, soon."
"You could try, I just...I don't know Sonichu."
Sonichu knocked on the door, "Father, it's Sonichu, we need to talk."
Nothing.
He knocked again, "Father, please. You need to let me in!"
Nothing again.
He whispered to Allison, "Do you know he's in there?"
Allison nodded slowly.
Sonichu banged on the door, "Open up now! Don't make me break this door down!"
Sigh
The door swung open. Father, what happened? Mayor Chandler's hair was down to his chest, it looked like it hadn't been washed or brushed in a while. He was wearing a black cocktail dress, a pink sun hat, and lime green boots. Glittery blue eyeshadow was smeared all over the top half of his face, his lips were slathered in terra cotta lipstick. His fingernails were long, thick, and a nasty shade of yellow.
The medallion, where is it?
"Hurmph, I guess you can come in now."
Sonichu whispered to his wife, "Stay here." The door closed behind the two of them.
His office looked like a disaster area. The big box Allison had described was opened on the floor, the contents seemed untouched. Next to it there was a ripped empty envelope. Legos were strewn across the floor, some of them looked burnt. In the corner of the room there was a half-eaten box of Mighty Wings. Literal garbage was everywhere, scores of flies were buzzing around.
"Sonichew, Wat sigh wat do you want dis time?"
"What on God's green earth happened here? What happened to you?"
"Da stress. I lost my heart sweet. Lovely decided I was a 'manchild' S-she moved back in with her JERK ex and they got married. I had dem essacuted for breakin mah heart. It hurts, heartaches hurt. They hurrrrrt." He began to sob.
Sonichu whispered "You're insane."
"WAT?!?" Chris looked very angry.
"You are insane! I-I mean...look at you, look at this office" He kicked over a pile of trash in anger and found it.
Covered in grease and garbage, encrusted with mold. The Sonichu Medallion looked like it was forgotten for years.
Yes, I was beginning to lose hope. Here it is
Sonichu held up the slimy medallion, "Father, I need you to destroy this."
"B-b-b-b-but, dat's MINE!!"
"Do you even remember it, did you even know it was in this dump."
"MAH OFFICE IS NOT A DUMP"
"Will you focus? Father, we NEED this medallion destroyed. Please, destroying this will save a lot of people."
"Who told you dat, some lying no good TWOLL?!"
He's gone, I can't reason with him Sonichu looked at the medallion of himself, it was smiling back at him.
Maybe...
Sonichu gripped the medallion tightly and ran for the door.
"HEY!" Chris began to run after him but tripped over a bucket of Legos, he was screaming in pain.
In the reception office, Rosechu and Allison were surprised to see Sonichu sprint out.
"Sweet bolt, what's the matter?"
"We need to leave...NOW! Allison's coming with us"
"But I..."
"NOW"
Sonichu, Rosechu, and Allison all ran out of the mall. "Sonichu, where are we going?"
"Somewhere where we can't be seen, just keep running!" They ran deep into the forest, and the sun was beginning to set.
Allison had build a fire Rosechu found some zapberries to eat. Sonichu just stated at the medallion, then placed it on a stump.
"You better start talking Sonichu! What the hell is going on?"
"Allison, the power of the rainbow is fading away, soon every Sonichu will vanish. Magi-Chan told us that if we can destroy this we can stop it. Father...didn't understand. I tried to tell him but he didn't seem to care."
"Fine," Allison picked up a rock. "Let's smash it to bits and be done with it."
Allison smashed the rock down on the stump over and over again. Cracks in the wood appeared around the medallion. Allison was breathing heavily.
The medallion wasn't even scratched.
"I-I can't wheeze do it. Rosey, you try."
Rosechu struck the middle with the point of her tail, nothing.
I guess it's up to me "Get back." Sonichu gathered every volt of energy he had and let loose a huge thunderbolt attack. The stump was gone, nothing but ashes.
The medallion was still there, still smiling, and not even a scorch mark on it.
Sonichu dropped to his knees, "No."
A piece of paper rolled by his feet. He picked it up and looked at it, it was a note from Magi-Chan.
Sonichu,
I knew you'd end up here, last night I saw you running out the mayor's office holding the medallion, I saw the thunderbolt. I left this note in the forest knowing it'd end up at your feet.
You can't destroy the medallion, there's only one option. Remember the island with the sunstone? Remember our old friend Flame? There's a volcano on that island. It burns hot enough to incinerate it. The shipyards have been destroyed so you need to get there via other means. I'm sorry I can't help you any further, but it fear I'm already gone by the time you read this. I'm sorry Sonichu, I'm sorry for everything.
Magi-Chan
Sonichu handed the note to Allison and Rosechu.
"I'll call in a helicopter, I'll tell them the mayor is sending us there. We can get there without a ship, as long as Mayor Chandler didn't report us to the pizza bots yet. He probably didn't, he's never done it himself. I always did it for him, he...might not know how to do it."
Sonichu kissed Allison on the forehead, "Let's go back to my house, we'll get that chopper to pick us up there."
We got this.

Next week will be 2 shorter chapters, Bubbles and Lalya

 

[dnit]

I can tell somebody's been watching Lord of the Rings.

 

[Pikonic]

I can tell somebody's been watching Lord of the Rings.

And reading A Song of Ice and Fire

 

[exball]

I can tell somebody's been watching Lord of the Rings.

And reading A Song of Ice and Fire

The best combo.

 

[Pikonic]

Chapters 4 (Bubbles) and 5 (Layla)

Spoiler

Chapter 4 (Bubbles)
"The best shells are by the rocks?"
"Yeah, that's what he wanted us to tell you."
"Thanks Angelica" Bubbles closed her phone and went over to the large rocks by the east shore.
Wow, he was right. How have I never noticed this? Bubbles collected the most perfect shells she could find and strung them together. She worked for nearly six hours, but she was done.
It's perfect
Bubbles wasn't worried, Angelica had told her Sonichu was at the mayor. Everything is gonna be ok, I just know it.
Bubbles stepped into the ocean and prepared to dive.
Mama, I'm coming home.
Down by the oceans surface, Bubbles became lost, it had been so long since she was last here.
I could have swore it was around her--OW! She had kicked a huge shell. A blastoise had woken up and popped his head out.
YAAAWWWNNN
" Oh! Hi Yanno! I haven't seen you since you were a yawning squirtle! Sorry for kicking you"
Yanno yawned again and smiled. "Blastoise! Blast!"
He remembers me.
"Bla bla blast blastoise bla?"
"I'm looking for my mother. But, I can't seem to remember where she was. Do you know?"
Yanno nodded his head. "Blastoise."
"Can you take me there?"
"Blastoise!"
Bubbles hopped on his back and he swam off. She had to hold on tight, blastoise jets made for a fast ride.
"So, how is everyone else doing down here?"
"Blas bla blastoise toise bla bla blas blastoise!"
Bubbles laughed. "No way! What did the horsea do about that?"
"Bla last las toise blastoise!"
"That's the funniest thing I've ever heard!"
"Blastoise! Blast bla blas toise blastoise blast?"
"Oh, it's definitely crazy on the surface. I had to fight golems, witches, clones, and robots. I had to collect magical crystals to free the mayor's sister. I could spend weeks telling you all about it!"
"Bla."
"What's that? Oh, we're here!"
Bubbles climbed off Yanno and he swam off as she waved goodbye.
YAAAWWWNNN Classic Yanno, he hasn't changed since his squirtle days Bubbles looked at the mud hut she grew up in.
Home.
She knocked on the driftwood door, an elderly swampert opened it. After a minute of staring at Bubbles she shed a tear of joy.
"Hi mom!"
"S-s-SWAMPERT!!" She jumped up to hug her adoptive daughter. "Swamp swa swampert pert!"
"I've missed you too mom! I just...wanted to come back down to see you again! I brought you this." She handed the swampert the necklace she had worked so hard on. Her mother smiled and put it on.
"I was wondering if you want to come back to shore with me? There's some one I think you want to meet."
"Swaa?"
"My husband."
"Swampert?!? Swamp! Swam swa swampert?"
"We didn't invite anyone to the wedding, it just sort of happened. I'm sorry I never told you about Blake, we just got so caught up in the city. Slaweel really kept us on our toes. So, will you come meet him?"
"Swamp!"
"Wonderful! I know you'll love him mama!"
About an hour later, Bubbles and her mother were at the shore when she called Blake. "We're having dinner with my mom tonight. You finally get to meet her, there's some kelp in the pantry and a magikarp in the freezer. Start frying it up and we'll be there shortly!"
After dinner, Bubbles, Blake, and Swampert were by the shore.
What a wonderful day. Swampert kissed Blake and Bubbles goodbye and returned home.
"It was nice that I finally got to meet you mother and you got to see her one last time."
"I think there will be other times. Angelica told me that Sonichu was at the mayor's office. Mayor Chandler will destroy the medallion for us. How could he not?" Bubbles noticed a pier a short distance away. "You know, we never did make love under that pier!"
Blake smiled, "Heh, first time for everything."
Bubbles and Blake ran to the pier hand in hand, then Blake stopped in his tracks.
"What's wrong honey volt?"
Blake looked at her blankly, and vomited at her feet. He dropped to his knees on the sand.
"Was it the magikarp?"
"I don't kno--errragh" Bubbles put her hands on her husbands head, his quills were shrinking into his head. His body was getting smaller. His eyes had turned a solid red and were becoming beady.
"Blake! It's alright! I'm here, you're gonna be ok. Blake?"
"Pika."
Blake had become a black pikachu, just like Magi-Chan said he would.
"Oh god! We gotta get home now before Team Rocket sees you." Bubbles picked up her pikachu of a husband and began to run home.
Sonichu, hurry



Chapter 5 (Lalya)
Lalya stayed in her cabin. She was crying again.
Punchy.
A knock was heard. "Lalya, you missed the dinner call again, I managed to save you some salad and a fried cheese stick."
"Go away! I'm not hungry."
"Lalya, you need to eat something."
"I said go away!"
"Lalya, please open the door. I don't want you to miss another meal. Please, I don't want you to starve."
...Punchy never said please to me.
Lalya wiped her eyes and opened the door. Reginald came into her cabin and left the food on the table. He closed the door and stood there. "I'm not leaving until I see you eat something."
Lalya began eating the salad, as Reginald turned around to leave she stopped him. "Can you stay for a bit?"
"Of course, what's the matter?"
"I miss," Punchy "our friends already."
"We all do. But, this is for the best. When Angelica told me what would happen I didn't want to believe it, but we need to worry about ourselves once in a while. You didn't want to leave Punchy like I didn't want to leave Angelica. What was our option, stay and probably be killed once the riots began? you know that's why Punchy wanted you on this ferry so badly."
"...Punchy didn't have to hit me."
sigh"I know, I'm sorry I saw that. There was no good reason for him to do that. How is your face?"
Lalya rubbed the scab left behind, "Its better, it doesn't hurt too much anymore."
"Can I ask you something?"
"Depends."
"Punchy will be gone in a few days, a month at the most. I have to know, at the dock, was that the first time he struck you."
There was a long pause after the question but finally Lalya said, "No."
Reginald sighed, "You know if I knew about it I would have done something. You didn't deserve that.
And yet, I stayed.
Lalya became annoyed, "Just get out."
Reginald didn't say a word and left. Lalya crawled into bed and went to sleep.

Next week we go back to the main story with a new Rosechu chapter.

 

[Pikonic]

Spoiler: Chapter 6 (Rosechu)

Rosechu was in her bathroom. Sonichu and Allison were in the living room, Allison had managed to get a helicopter to pick them up. It'd be there any minute.
Rosechu dialed her cell phone, she had to be quiet. Sonichu and Allison could not hear her, they would ruin her plan. She had to think fast, she had no idea her dead brain husband would have the balls to steal the medallion, nor that Allison would be so willing to help them.
"I'd like to leave an anonymous tip. I was at the mall today and I saw Sonichu attack the mayor. He grabbed the sonichu medallion and ran off with Rosechu and Allison Amber, I think I heard something about an island with a sunstone. I think Miss Amber is trying to get a helicopter there." Rosechu remembered what Allison had said in the woods.
As long as Mayor Chandler doesn't report us to the pizza bots. Don't worry Ally, he doesn't have to."
"Rosey, it's here, we have to go."
Sonichu was holding a briefcase, the medallion was inside. As they boarded Sonichu said, "I knew everything was gonna be ok."
Sweetbolt, you have no idea
Rosechu entered the helicopter and saw the pilot.
Your dumbass can fly a plane?
"Angelica?"
"Hey Trisha! I haven't seen you since Michigan! How goes it?."
"Oh, Sonichu! I'm doing great! Obviously I became a pilot." Trisha giggled."
"We'll have to catch up some other time, we need to get to Sunstone island ASAP!"
"Right-O, I'll have you there in less than 2 hours!"
The helicopter took off. Soon it was over CWCville. Then nothing but blue water.
Rosechu sat silently and looked at the water below them. On the horizon she saw something heading their way.
Finally, it's show time!
"Sweetbolt," she acted concerned. "What's that over there?"
Allison looked over. "Motherfu--- it's the pizza bots! How did they find us?"
Good question.
Trisha looked back, "It's just the pizza bots guys, they're probably patrolling the skies, nothing to concern yourselves about."
"Well, we." Sonichu was interrupted.
"Allison Amber, you are under arrest for accessory to grand theft. Sonichu, you are under arrest for grand theft and assault. Rosechu, you are under arrest because the mayor said so. Lower your chopper if you comply."
"Trisha, don't listen to them! We need to get to the island!"
"...I'm sorry Sonichu." She began to lower the helicopter.
"No!" Sonichu grabbed Trisha and dragged her away from the controls. He jerked the helicopter back up. Everyone jerked forward. Allison fell out of he seat.
"Open fire" One of the pizza bots shot at the blades, everything started to shake.
"Sonichu, what the hell?"
"Trisha, they're not after you. I suggest you get out of here."
Trisha looked at Sonichu and flew out of the helicopter. The pizza bots zipped right past her.
"Now what?!? We can't fly this!"
Sonichu held onto the controls, "We have to try."
A rocket hit the door, it flew off. The winds were whipping around inside, everyone found something to hold on to. Rosechu noticed Sonichu wasn't holding the briefcase. She "accidentally" kicked it towards the open door. "No!"
Allison noticed the briefcase and dove towards it, she managed to grab it, but she was hanging out the door. She was screaming.
Ally....fuck.
Rosechu always liked Allison. She knew she really didn't want to be the mayors assistant. She was a successful actress before Mayor Chandler had her kidnapped and forced to work for him. Losing the medallion would have solved everything, but losing Allison wasn't worth it. She wrapped her tail around Allison's wrist and pulled her back in.
Rosechu looked back and saw another rocket heading towards them.
Sonichu. Why did you take the medallion? Why did Allison agree to help? Why did you let Trisha go? We could have used a hostage!
Rosechu heard a familiar voice.
"ROCKING HURRICANE!"
Of all people, she's here?!
A large green tornado appeared and sent the pizza bots back. A loud crash was heard in the background.
No, It can't be true.
Sailor Meg-tune swung into the helicopter. Using her guitar, she created a force field to replace the missing door. "Hey guys!," she said with sarcastic enthusiasm.
"Meg-chan! What are you doing here? You've been wanted for treason for years." Sonichu became angry, his cheeks began to spark.
"I heard about your little crime spree, I've been listening to the pizza bots radio." Meg looked at Rosechu and winked, "Someone at the mall saw you guys and anonymously left a tip for the pizza bots."
"So why is your vile ass here?!"
Meg laughed, "There's an old saying, 'the enemy of my enemy is my friend', without me you'd guys probably be on you way back to Chandler, courtesy of the pizza bots. I believe a thank you is in order. After though, I gotta land this shitbox on Sunstone island." Meg pushed Sonichu aside and grabbed the controls. Everything began flying smoothly again.
Sonichu wanted answers, "Why did you betray father? He loved you and you strung him along!"
"If I don't concentrate, we'll be squirtle food. I'll answer your stupid questions some other time."
"No! I've been asking these for 7 years, now that I have you I want answers!"
Allison snapped, "Sonichu, let her fly this damn thing! She's the only reason were not in the water or in handcuffs right now!"
Sonichu glared at Allison and crossed his arms, but he didn't say anything. Nobody said anything for what felt like eternity, until...
"There it is! Sunstone island, dead ahead!" Meg managed to land safely on shore. Everyone seemed relieved to be on the ground again.
"Thank you Sailor Meg-tune."You just had to show up to help our stupid cause.
"Don't Rosechu. I have no idea what you're doing here, just do what you have to do quickly. More pizza bots will show up. That's for damn sure. I'll be going now. Maybe some day our paths will cross again."
"No, you promised me answers!"
"Sorry Sonichu, if your dumbasses get caught I don't want to be anywhere near you. I've been on the run too long to get caught now." Meg strummed her guitar an disappeared in a puff of purple smoke.
"Fuck you Meg-chan!" Sonichu stomped his foot and began sparking.
"Sonichu," Allison said "Let it go, we have more important things to do at the moment." She was still holding the briefcase.
"...You're right! Let's find Flame, he'll know where this volcano is. Let's move!"
Rosechu piped up, "This is pointless! Even if we manage to destroy this thing, we'll never convince the others why we had to do it. We're going to spend the rest of our lives as fugitives. We're better off as pikachus."
"What about the others? We have to do this for them. We may be on the run forever, but Magi-Chan an the others will know what we did."
"I...I guess you're right"
"Howdy old friends! Welcome back to Sunstone island!"
Flame was flying above them.
Sonichu greeted his one time friend, "Flame! I'm so glad to see you! We need your help."
"Hohohoho, of course! You guys saved the Sunstone! I'm indebted to you and your friends forever!"
"We need to find a volcano."
"Yes! I know where this is! Hohohoho!"
"Great! We need to go there now."
"Hohohoho! Nononono! That volcano is sacred to us. No mortal may go there. It's in our scriptures you see. Yes, the scriptures! The scriptures say no mortal may step foot. No mortal, none."
"Can you at least point us to it?"
"Yes yes! But you must promise me you won't step foot on it! Do not step foot on it! Do not!"
"Alright, we won't."
"Yes yes yes, very well." Flame produced a map of the island and gave it to Sonichu. "Now, excuse me friends! I must get back to the Sunstone yes yes! I protect the Sunstone, I must be at the Sunstone!" Flame flew off.
Sonichu looked at the map, "Ok" he pointed at the narrow edge of the island. "We're here, the volcano is...on the other side of the island, across all this jungle... crap."
"We could walk along the shore, it'll be safer."
"No Allison, we'd risk being caught by incoming bots. We have to cut though the jungle. It's ok, we still got this."
Heh, keep saying that, it's been so easy so far.

Next week it Wild's chapter, we meet a new "original" character.
The following week will be Punchy's.
After that's it's either gonna be Bubbles, Reginald, Megagi, or Lalya. (It's gonna be another side story chapter)

 

[CWCissey]

I'm loving the fact that Rosechu has an opposing agenda.

 

[Pikonic]

I'm loving the fact that Rosechu has an opposing agenda.

I needed an antagonist, I figured Rosechu would be the best if the Raichu being male was canon, which I think it is.

 

[Pikonic]

Note from the author

Spoiler: mild spoilers

When I write some of these chapters I really have a difficult time with the characters. I recently finished the first draft Punchy's chapter (to be "published" on the 19th of this month) and I felt like I had to make an entirely new character because in Sonichu, Punchy was just some pompous comic relief with a rather disturbing side (BLOOD AND GORE!) I was disappointed in the Bubbles chapter until I realized I really did the best I could with what little source material I have. It's one thing to write a fan fiction on Yu-Gi-Oh, Naruto, or whatever weebs write about these days because at least those things have characters that are at the very least different from one another. How can you tell the Rosechu's apart? Well; Bubbles is blue and can swim, Angelica is white and can fly, and Lolisa is yellow. You get the idea, take out their physical descriptions and abilities and you really have nothing.
So, I had to improvise. I had to make Magi-Chan as grim and moody as he was. I had to give Rosechu an opposing agenda. I had to make Bubbles a little overly optimistic. I had to make Punchy angry. Especially with the style I've chosen to write, I don't want to end every dialogue with "said _______" because I feel that's a cop out used in children's books. You, the reader should know who's saying what by how they're saying it, not because I end it with "said _____"
This is also the first time these characters have an actual dilemma. They're going to disappear into nothing, not die because dying implies the possibility an afterlife. No, they're just not going to be. That's something we couldn't even deal with, and we aren't retarded hedgehog shits. Whenever the sonichus had a problem, Chris and Magi-Chan would fix it and they went back to sleazy sex. Well, now Magi-Chan is gone and Chris doesn't care enough to help. You could say this is the first real problem Sonichu and the gang has had.
Based on what I've read for replys, I'm pretty happy. I know Absinthe said it's enjoyable that you can finally care about Angelica and Magi-Chan and CWCissey likes Rosechu's inner thoughts. You have no idea how happy this makes me. To know I've taken a massive pile of horse shit into my hands and pulled out some seeds that horse swallowed and sowed them into a decent garden.
Is this the new Asperchu? No, it's not. Am I aware I have a very small group of readers? Yes, I do. But dammit I'm finishing this story because I've read every page of Sonichu and I'm gonna make something out of it. Thanks for reading.
-Pikonic

 

[Pikonic]

Spoiler: Chapter 7 (Wild)

Wild was in his treehouse, Sandy was over at Zapina's house, she would come home any moment.
Do I tell her? He had been struggling with that dilemma. Yes, she deserved to know like he did, but she was a child. He had asked Magi-Chan what to do.
"That is your choice, not mine. I can't influence you."
My choice.
The doorknob turned. A brown and orange rosechu came in, but she was not Wild's daughter.
I'm losing my mind! It can't be.
"Hey zap-pie!" Simonla was holding a bag of groceries.
I watched you die. I killed your murderer. I....
Dumbfounded, Wild watched his deceased wife of 4 years put a bag of groceries on his kitchen table. She began humming a happy tune as she put food away. She looked over to her husband, "Is something wrong? You look like you've seen a ghost."
Memories of Simonla's death swam through Wild's head. He remembered her telling him she was going to the little girls room. He was holding Sandy's egg when the explosion happened. He remembered Bill at the hospital, Sandy hatching, Magi-Chan telling his daughter what happened. The trial. The verdict. The sentence. The execution.
Did I really kill Evan?
"Simonla, I..." He began to cry, "I missed you."
She gave a nervous chuckle, "Wow Wild, I was only gone for 45 minutes."
You were gone for 4 years. "Oh, I found this taped to our door." She handed him a folded paper with 'Wild' written on it.
Wild unfolded the paper. It was a note from Magi-Chan.
Wild,
You are not crazy, your wife is alive and well. Why this is? I honesty don't know, but I guess this has to do with Chandler once being lost in the time void. Simonla never died, Evan never set a foot in CWCville, and you never personally killed anyone. Only you and I know what happened 4 years ago. Sandy grew up with her mother at her side, she never harmed anyone in her life.
If you're reading this I've already entered the realm of obscurity. I'm already losing my powers and I can only leave you with this, for once in your life you have your family complete. Enjoy it for all you can. I've always envied you Wild, all my powers and yet, I was always alone. I'm sorry for everything.
Magi-Chan
Wild dropped the note and ran to the phone, "Zapina, can Sandy stay with you for another hour....great thanks!"
She's gonna call me crazy if I tell her she's been dead for 4 years. What am I going to do? Come on Wild, think!
Wild didn't have to think of anything, when he was on the phone Simonla had picked up the note. She had just finished reading, she looked at Wild, "I…died?"
"Yes."
"How?"
"Evan planted a voltorb in the ladies bathroom that he detonated when you went in there. You were rushed to the hospital but your internal bleeding was too much, you died a few minutes later."
"Wha-that's insane! Evan is my creator! He's my father, I had tea with him last week! He, No, he wouldn't do that to me."
"He did. Him, Alec, Sean and Mao wanted you dead."
Simonla blankly stared, "What happened next?"
"Sandy hatched in the hospital. She spoke right away and--"
"Sandy didn't speak for 6 months. What did she say after hatching?"
"'Daddy, yay daddy. Where's mommy?' Magi-Chan told her rather bluntly where you were. He said 'Evan killed mommy!'"
"What happened to Evan and his crew?"
"There was a trial, I guess you could call it a trial. They were found guilty of many things, including your murder. They were sentenced to death"
"How was the execution preformed, firing squad, injection?"
"Sean," Was the lucky one. "was hung by his wrists and fired upon. Mao has his heart imploded by Chris's psychic powers. Alec was strapped to an electric chair. I pressed one of the buttons to kill him, Sandy another."
"My daughter took part in an execution!?! She's a child!!"
Wild bowed his head. The room fell silent. A cricket could be heard outside.
"Dad."
"What?"
"How did my dad die?"
"Mayor Chandler made us do it."
"Do what?!"
"The executions were televised, Mayor Chandler told me we had to make it a good show. He said this was our moment, he pulled Sandy to the side and said something to her too, he told me let Sandy go first, and we should 'finish him together'."
"Wild! What did you do to my father?!"
"We walked into the execution chamber. Evan was chained to the wall. I didn't want to do anything, it didn't seem fair, but Chandler told me I had to. Sandy went first, she slashed his face open, he started screaming. She drilled his shoulder. His arm fell off. She ripped open his things. She bit his chest open. There was blood everywhere. The last thing she did was drilled his...genitals. Evan was crying for the end, so I killed him with a solar blast. When we walked out of the chamber Chandler patted Sandy on the head. He told her she should be proud for being so brave."
Simonla took a deep breath. Is she going to cry? Slap me? Call me insane? Leave?
"I'm glad that really never happened." She said quietly.
"Four years I had trouble sleeping over it. Tonight I know Evan has been ok this whole time. It'll also be nice to sleep next to you again."
Oh, shit.
"I need to make a phone call, excuse me."
Wild stepped outside and went through his cell phone, he found the contact he was looking for.
Her name was Karri and she was Wild's girlfriend.
No. No. No. No.
After Simonla died Wild had mourned her for almost a year. When Sandy was old enough to hang around with her friends Wild decided he wanted to start dating again. He went to the Foulmouth, a respectable bar despite the name. One night the musician CWCissey was playing and he bumped into Karri, a bipedal Magikarp-hedgehog with a beautiful smile and a sweetheart's voice. She remembered Wild from Evan's execution. Wild had told her he thought she was cute and asked her out. She smiled and said she'd loved to. They had been dating for 3 years now. Wild was thinking about asking her to move in with him.
Thank God I didn't. Wild called her. Maybe we're friends. Just friends. Harmless platonic friends.
"Hey Wild man. KARP! How's my sexy KARP! sonichu tonight?"
I have a mistress. Shit!
"Karri, I'm really sorry, I... don't think we should be seeing each other. I, want to work things out with my wife."
"KARP! That's nice to hear." eh? It's sweet of ya to tell me but you didn't need to break up with me KARP! It's not like I was your girlfriend or anything."
Ok, we were friends, the 'sexy' thing musta been an in-joke
"Don't worry about me, business is always good, there's plenty of lonely fish with tugboats to pay me. KARP! Take care Wild. KARP!"
"Uhhhhhhh, you too Karri. Bye."
My late wife is alive, and my girl-next-door girlfriend is a prostitute. This has been an interesting night.
Wild went back inside to his wife.
Let's not mention Karri. At all. Ever.
"There's something else Wild."
Please don't be Karri. Please don't be Karri. Please don't be Karri. Please don't be Karri. Please don't be Karri. Please don't be Karri. Please don't be Karri. Please don't be Karri.
"What's the realm of obscurity?"
Oh right, that.
"Magi-Chan told us the rainbows powers would only last 15 years, were already beginning to disappear. Magi-Chan is already gone."
"Gone? Where?"
"Nowhere, we won't exist at all, we all are going to be nothing soon."
"…Does Sandy know?"
"I haven't told her yet, I don't know if I'm going to tell her."
"I don't think we should, let her have the happy ignorance of a child."
A knock was heard at the door. Wild opened it. Officer Perez was holding Sandy's hand. She was crying.
"She called us crying saying she was at Zapina's and Zapina had just vanished. When we got there Zapina and her parents were nowhere to be seen. We tried to contact Mr. and Mrs. Zapinski but we couldn't."
"That's very odd indeed, thanks for bringing our daughter back."
"Part of the job. Ya'll take care." Perez shut the door. The sound of a car driving off was heard.
Sandy was sobbing, "They said they'd find Zapina and her family, but they won't find them. I saw it mommy, I saw Zapina disappear! She just faded away!"
Simonla hugged her, "It's ok Sandy. Zapina went.…somewhere else. A better place. A utopia for all the good sonichus and rosechus. We'll be there soon too. Magi-Chan told Wild all about it. Didn't he Wild?"
"…Yes! He told us fifteen years after the rainbow struck we'd all go somewhere else."
Good save, honey.
"It's time for bed Sandy. Go."
"Ok mommy" Sandy wiped her eyes and went off to her room.
"We should do something tomorrow, something fun as a family, we could go to the quarry and visit my parents, the sandslashes, maybe you can see Evan."
Evan's ok, Evan's alive, Evan didn't murder my wife. Wild smiled, "Yes I think that's a great idea." His phone rang. Please don't be Karri.
It was Angelica.
"Hey Wild, how are things going?"
"Wonderful! Simonla is alive!"
"Well, I'd hope so." Angelica laughed.
Nobody knows but me.
"How was the ship port?"
"Fine, we filled the ferry and got it out of there. 476 got on and are going to Parodyse Isle. Anyway I wanted to tell you to cherish the time with your wife and daughter. We're gonna have a big surprise for you Wild. Take care. God Bless"
"You too, Ange."
The last thing I need is another surprise.
"Are you ready for bed Wild?"
"Yeah, I'm beat."
For the first time in 4 years, Wild slept like a baby with Simonla by his side.

As I said last week, next week will be about Punchy and will have a new character less likable than Chris.

 

[Anonimo]

I have a question, will the Asperchu clones like Trisha disappear if they were linked to the creation of the Chaotic Combo being cloned from them and all? Or will it be like Blake and they just turn into Pikachus?

 

[Pikonic]

I have a question, will the Asperchu clones like Trisha disappear if they were linked to the creation of the Chaotic Combo being cloned from them and all? Or will it be like Blake and they just turn into Pikachus?

Excellent question (AKA I didn't think about them that much .)
Blake was cloned from Sonichu, who will exist, therefore he will exist as well.
Tragically, Trisha, Kitty, Whisp, Bobby, and the others I can't name (was there a Mike in there?) are basically clones of the chaotic combo, who are doomed to obscurity.
And let's be honest, not even the Sonichu universe cares about them.

 

[Anonimo]

I think you may be thinking of Mitch a.k.a. Asperchu after Chris "fixed" him. So if Mitch is essentially their Sonichu proxy, will he become a Pikachu too? Or will he just disappear too?