Oct 12th- "What I stand for" -
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Gee, he sounds a little bitterBronze Knave said:
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When GK titles an essay "What I Stand For" I kinda expect it to be about lowering the age of consent.
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If he's a libertarian, why does he oppose gay marriage?
When he dies, his tombstone will read:
"HERE LIES JAY GEIS
HE ONCE DONATED $20 TO WIKIPEDIA"
When he dies, his tombstone will read:
"HERE LIES JAY GEIS
HE ONCE DONATED $20 TO WIKIPEDIA"
I have no idea what I just read
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Just a lot of sperging inspired by Dobson's latest whine fest over the evil internet trolls.
“Due to the recent technical issues I had experienced with writing journals, I felt it would be easier to type this journal up in Word and then copy-paste it into my journal when I'm done. That way, I don't have to risk losing my progress with my thoughts.”
A profoundly vital piece of information, Jay. A grateful nation can sleep in peace tonight, warmly secure in the knowledge of how you wrote this journal entry. Bless you, sir.
“Even when I joke about being a cyborg; keep in mind: cyborgs are still half-human, half-machine!”
All murder.
“At all times just like before, I do my absolute darndest to avoid poor wording, although my compulsion to get fancy and "artsy" with my word choice does run the risk of being interpreted (quite disturbingly, mind you) as nasty if not evil. At all times, This has NEVER been my aim!”
Hm.
Okey-doke, Jay, how were we supposed to interpret that?
“I've tried going low-profile,”
No you didn’t.
“If I *really* wanted to go low-profile, I'd do what that British woman did: go absolutely silent for months on end, and essentially fall off the grid.”
Population of women in the United Kingdom, including England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (as of a 2011 census): 32.2 million.
Care to narrow it down a bit, Jay?
“So please stop making such a big deal about having X number of some "minority" trait on your staff list. I wouldn't even think of any of this if it weren't so constantly beaten on all of our heads with verbal sledgehammers!”
That’s right, you uber-privileged blonde white twenty-something who's never had to deal with any measure of institutionalized oppression in his life! You tell the rest of the world how it is.
“I do not know the proper label for my religious views, but the logic is this: "The only way the almighty can be everywhere at the same time all the time is if it were literally everything!" Unless I am mistaken, this is the same definition of "The Force" from Master Yoda back in Empire Strikes Back. This is why I called myself a Jedi.”
Jay’s impeccable ontological convictions, as taught to him by a rubber puppet in a sci-fi popcorn movie.
“I am a geek! ... I love all the comforts that we have built and discovered, exploiting the elements around us and adapting nature to our needs as opposed to other animals needing to adapt to the elements.”
Yeah, like beavers and gophers and woodpeckers and termites and other animals who don’t adapt nature to their needs. Take a freekin’ science class, goober.
“I see myself heavily logical over emotional. [...] I feel excited most of the time; and I can feel depressed or angry.”
Arright, Jay, buddy, this may actually boil down to semantics, but see, the thing is, if you feel “heavily logical over emotional”, yet “feel excited most of the time”, then you are not, by definition, heavily logical over emotional. You’re mostly excited.
“If you attempt to make any "wikis" about me, you should be immediately blocked from my presence.”
Tell ya what: You can block us from your DA account, and your personal sites, but from your presence? Nah. We ain’t goin’ nowhere.
“The only exception is if I directly oversee and moderate all of its content to an absolute.”
No.
“Until then, it shall *never* be recognized as an "official" source,”
Except by the people who visit it.
“and will always be referred to by labels like "evil" or "sponsored by bullying."
By Jay. No one else.
“Lies and exaggerations do not help the counterargument, either.”
I agree. Point one out. Go on. Point.
“Ideally, once such a wiki has been completely cleansed (0 articles in existence, kind of cleansed), come talk to me.”
I can only speak for myself, but I personally don’t feel any particularly pressing need to talk to you, Jay. I mean, why would I want to? Have you seen the stuff about you on the Golden Knight wiki? Wow!
“Until then, I'd rather pretend it does not exist.”
While repeatedly acknowledging it. Like what you’re doing here, for example.
“As a certain parody account has established (and didn't even need establishing as I establish it myself), I do (at least usually) support a specific Tom Preston (aka Andrew Dobson) here on Deviantart, as I feel many (but not necessarily all) of our ideologies align. To show this, I am going to quote one of his attributes from the journal I linked to above:”
You know, Jay, if you just squeeze a little harder, you can strangle that sentence until the neckbone pops.
“Back to the parody and hate-art topic: You are free to joke about me, but ideally, a good parody would make even its target laugh.”
I can only speak for myself, but I personally don’t feel any particularly pressing need to make you laugh, Jay.
“On the other hand, I've had difficulties laughing at myself, unless I really force myself into it.”
Oh, well, if it’s going to be that hard for you, please, allow us:
“Also reinforced by my Libertarian stance, I feel that having the ability for civilians to carry firearms is an amazing responsibility. However, I also realize the dangers this can pose, particularly with the clinically insane and criminally guilty running around in overwhelming numbers throughout densely populated cities.”
Yeah. And sadistic kid-touchers, too.
“Anime (aka Japanimation) gives me mixed results. Some I do honestly enjoy, and others send me into the uncanny valley. I think it's mostly due to the drawing style; something about the faces.”
Yah don't say.
"I do not hate animals [...] What annoys me the most is how too many humans act like they're sacred, especially the pets. They're not sacred."
Ya know, Jay, there are over 7,000,000,000 humans in the world. Some folks might argue that not every human is sacred. Know whut I mean?
“My feelings on charity: I'm all for helping out others (I DID give $20 to Wikipedia, and I'd give far more to other underfunded avenues such as NASA),”
And the wealth of charities battling hunger, childhood cancer, and relief to political refugees thank you for your generosity.
“but when certain "non-profit organizations" have to go out of their way to solicit for their causes and essentially function like a business with their own payroll, this is annoying; even to the point where it ruins the reputation of charities in general! There should not be any need to pressure others into "donating". EVER!”
.... Huh?
“The conclusion seems like the best time to lecture about the best quote ever: "Don't be evil!" No, maniacal laughter and planning on "taking over" does not constitute "evil".”
No, you’re right. It doesn’t.
You know what does, though?
“I am not evil. I am simply a mastermind.”
No.
“So again, please, Don't be EVIL!”
After you, sir.
A profoundly vital piece of information, Jay. A grateful nation can sleep in peace tonight, warmly secure in the knowledge of how you wrote this journal entry. Bless you, sir.
“Even when I joke about being a cyborg; keep in mind: cyborgs are still half-human, half-machine!”
All murder.
“At all times just like before, I do my absolute darndest to avoid poor wording, although my compulsion to get fancy and "artsy" with my word choice does run the risk of being interpreted (quite disturbingly, mind you) as nasty if not evil. At all times, This has NEVER been my aim!”
Hm.
Okey-doke, Jay, how were we supposed to interpret that?
“I've tried going low-profile,”
No you didn’t.
“If I *really* wanted to go low-profile, I'd do what that British woman did: go absolutely silent for months on end, and essentially fall off the grid.”
Population of women in the United Kingdom, including England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (as of a 2011 census): 32.2 million.
Care to narrow it down a bit, Jay?
“So please stop making such a big deal about having X number of some "minority" trait on your staff list. I wouldn't even think of any of this if it weren't so constantly beaten on all of our heads with verbal sledgehammers!”
That’s right, you uber-privileged blonde white twenty-something who's never had to deal with any measure of institutionalized oppression in his life! You tell the rest of the world how it is.
“I do not know the proper label for my religious views, but the logic is this: "The only way the almighty can be everywhere at the same time all the time is if it were literally everything!" Unless I am mistaken, this is the same definition of "The Force" from Master Yoda back in Empire Strikes Back. This is why I called myself a Jedi.”
Jay’s impeccable ontological convictions, as taught to him by a rubber puppet in a sci-fi popcorn movie.
“I am a geek! ... I love all the comforts that we have built and discovered, exploiting the elements around us and adapting nature to our needs as opposed to other animals needing to adapt to the elements.”
Yeah, like beavers and gophers and woodpeckers and termites and other animals who don’t adapt nature to their needs. Take a freekin’ science class, goober.
“I see myself heavily logical over emotional. [...] I feel excited most of the time; and I can feel depressed or angry.”
Arright, Jay, buddy, this may actually boil down to semantics, but see, the thing is, if you feel “heavily logical over emotional”, yet “feel excited most of the time”, then you are not, by definition, heavily logical over emotional. You’re mostly excited.
“If you attempt to make any "wikis" about me, you should be immediately blocked from my presence.”
Tell ya what: You can block us from your DA account, and your personal sites, but from your presence? Nah. We ain’t goin’ nowhere.
“The only exception is if I directly oversee and moderate all of its content to an absolute.”
No.
“Until then, it shall *never* be recognized as an "official" source,”
Except by the people who visit it.
“and will always be referred to by labels like "evil" or "sponsored by bullying."
By Jay. No one else.
“Lies and exaggerations do not help the counterargument, either.”
I agree. Point one out. Go on. Point.
“Ideally, once such a wiki has been completely cleansed (0 articles in existence, kind of cleansed), come talk to me.”
I can only speak for myself, but I personally don’t feel any particularly pressing need to talk to you, Jay. I mean, why would I want to? Have you seen the stuff about you on the Golden Knight wiki? Wow!
“Until then, I'd rather pretend it does not exist.”
While repeatedly acknowledging it. Like what you’re doing here, for example.
“As a certain parody account has established (and didn't even need establishing as I establish it myself), I do (at least usually) support a specific Tom Preston (aka Andrew Dobson) here on Deviantart, as I feel many (but not necessarily all) of our ideologies align. To show this, I am going to quote one of his attributes from the journal I linked to above:”
You know, Jay, if you just squeeze a little harder, you can strangle that sentence until the neckbone pops.
“Back to the parody and hate-art topic: You are free to joke about me, but ideally, a good parody would make even its target laugh.”
I can only speak for myself, but I personally don’t feel any particularly pressing need to make you laugh, Jay.
“On the other hand, I've had difficulties laughing at myself, unless I really force myself into it.”
Oh, well, if it’s going to be that hard for you, please, allow us:
“Also reinforced by my Libertarian stance, I feel that having the ability for civilians to carry firearms is an amazing responsibility. However, I also realize the dangers this can pose, particularly with the clinically insane and criminally guilty running around in overwhelming numbers throughout densely populated cities.”
Yeah. And sadistic kid-touchers, too.
“Anime (aka Japanimation) gives me mixed results. Some I do honestly enjoy, and others send me into the uncanny valley. I think it's mostly due to the drawing style; something about the faces.”
Yah don't say.
"I do not hate animals [...] What annoys me the most is how too many humans act like they're sacred, especially the pets. They're not sacred."
Ya know, Jay, there are over 7,000,000,000 humans in the world. Some folks might argue that not every human is sacred. Know whut I mean?
“My feelings on charity: I'm all for helping out others (I DID give $20 to Wikipedia, and I'd give far more to other underfunded avenues such as NASA),”
And the wealth of charities battling hunger, childhood cancer, and relief to political refugees thank you for your generosity.
“but when certain "non-profit organizations" have to go out of their way to solicit for their causes and essentially function like a business with their own payroll, this is annoying; even to the point where it ruins the reputation of charities in general! There should not be any need to pressure others into "donating". EVER!”
.... Huh?
“The conclusion seems like the best time to lecture about the best quote ever: "Don't be evil!" No, maniacal laughter and planning on "taking over" does not constitute "evil".”
No, you’re right. It doesn’t.
You know what does, though?
“I am not evil. I am simply a mastermind.”
No.
“So again, please, Don't be EVIL!”
After you, sir.
He's used to being able to block people or shut things down (his streams) when they aren't going his way. The wiki really gets to him because all he can do is not look at it. He can't stop it in any fashion. While it's a normal reaction to be upset if something is written about and you don't agree with it he somehow becomes more upset as times goes on. It's not even that popular and more for us to record the shit he's done. The wiki is becoming an itch he can't scratch and for someone who retreats as soon as they feel they're losing control it must be twice as bad for him.
Also I find it funny how he calls it "scheming". I've seen his streams and the only time I saw his "scheming" face was in the Another World stream where everyone already knew what to do and it just finally dawned on him to do it. Yes, his scheming was understanding the logic behind chat screaming at him to do something.
Edit: Oh, and I think he's suggesting that the reason Amanda disappeared for a month was to keep a low profile?
Also I find it funny how he calls it "scheming". I've seen his streams and the only time I saw his "scheming" face was in the Another World stream where everyone already knew what to do and it just finally dawned on him to do it. Yes, his scheming was understanding the logic behind chat screaming at him to do something.
Edit: Oh, and I think he's suggesting that the reason Amanda disappeared for a month was to keep a low profile?
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"Pets aren't sacred!"
Of course not. They're family. Loving animals isn't the same as worshiping them.
Of course not. They're family. Loving animals isn't the same as worshiping them.
Lol, Jay you're a dick.
"Scheming" is his juvenile way of saying he's thinking. He has to glorify everything otherwise his facade of heroism will fall through and he'll realize he's a pathetic, mundane peasant.
I like what the Golden Wiki's doing to him. Rate me A-log if you want, but it's so great to see him be forced out of his comfort zone. It's like the FNAF stream but he can't exit the game.
Looks like Jay deleted the two dA posts I posted.
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"This does not mean I will or even can change, particularly if there is a fundamental conflict with my hard-wired nature and/or personality."
At least he's honest?
At least he's honest?
He should really realize that deleting stuff won't help him anymore.
"This is my scheming face. First I raise this eyebrow, and then... BACK OFF!"
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