Oct. 19th - Bullies, Necrophilia, and Racism -

[He Sets Me On Fire]

Bam. Nice.

 

[ordinarycough]

He clarified about his awards.

So, fucking nothing basically. Reminds me of a certain other someone who likes to brag about an achievement from his school days to "prove" that he's very talented and special.

 

[Optimus Prime]

If it's Distinguished Expert, then going off the NRA he actually does need to have had some level of skill with a rifle.

But then he even dilutes that by mentioning awards from his childhood that mean absolutely nothing. "Outstanding Achievement Youth Award from 5 years ago"? Big deal, that's about as impressive as the fact I managed to get all six achievement segments from the 2010 Boyscout Jamboree without having to do the Mysterium Compass thing and ended up getting one of the rarest patches of the entire Jamboree...by getting abso-fucking-lutely lost on Fort A.P. Hill and running into the Swedish Scout contingent and trading patches with them as a result.

Obviously, nobody gives a shit about my Jamboree accolades, so of course that's about the same as how much anybody gives a damn about Jay being given some dumb award from an unspecified place.

And Video Game competitions? Nevermind the fact Midtown Madness 2 is a piss-easy racing game from 2000, it's about as important as Chris being the fucking Level-Up King because all the best players were out of town.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

Midtown Madness and Guitar Hero. Truly, Jay is on the bleeding edge of highly competitive eSports.

 

[Picklechu]

He clarified about his awards.

So, fucking nothing basically. Reminds me of a certain other someone who likes to brag about an achievement from his school days to "prove" that he's very talented and special.

"If what you did yesterday still seems big to you, then you haven't done much today."

Midtown Madness and Guitar Hero. Truly, Jay is on the bleeding edge of highly competitive eSports.

They'll write about this in history books.

 

[Silver]

i got an award in high school for being really helpful in marching band.

i am destined for greatness

 

[Xalver]

that is fucked up dude

 

[Zim]

He's gotten a medal more recently then I have. I haven't gotten a medal since I left the Army.

Honestly, his medals mean even less then the shit tons of track and wrestling medals I got in high school. Now that was truly the hayday of winning medals!

 

[KingCasio]

Obviously, nobody gives a shit about my Jamboree accolades

I give a shit about your Jamboree accolades.

Nah, it seems like he's that one kid who always thought he was cooler than you on the playground because Mew in Pokemon Red or he had the fucking edgy foil Yu-gi-oh cards, but at the end of the day though, that kid still fucking gets made fun of later. He'll talk all the shit, but when confronted, he'll draw necrophilia in MS Paint get pissy and spergy.

i got an award in high school for being really helpful in marching band.

Fuck marching band. I wasted six years of my life playing tuba and sousaphone, and all I got were stupid t-shirts.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Fuck marching band. I wasted six years of my life playing tuba and sousaphone, and all I got were stupid t-shirts.

and constant pain in your left shoulder.

 

[Silver]

marching band was the only place i had friends

 

[niggers]

marching band

2/10 cannot into string instruments.

- orchestra nerd

 

[MysticMisty]

Band, orchestra, pfffft. Back in elementary school I got little ribbons for participating in track and field day. And they said "Track and Field Day Participant" on them and everything. True winner right here.

 

[Count groudon]

In elementary school I got a shit load of medals from the costume contests we had each year. Sooo I'm kind of a big deal

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

I was in one of those schools that gave an award to every kid 'cuz everyone was a winner in some way.

...jackasses, I believed it.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

2/10 cannot into string instruments.

- orchestra nerd

You're not trying hard enough.

 

[Marionette]

I got an award for being on the debate team in high school so basically I'm more qualified than TJ Church.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I got an award for being on the debate team in high school so basically I'm more qualified than TJ Church.

What format did u do?

 

[Uzumaki]

So basically all that's left of the Golden Knight forum is people "joke" bragging about their childhood accomplishments?

 

[Coster]

So basically all that's left of the Golden Knight forum is people "joke" bragging about their childhood accomplishments?

Pretty much.