Oct. 28 - "Blow Standard" -

[Ca Ira]

The video linked, which is about the pains of adult responsibility:

 

[CWCissey]

Chris, it's called Etsy. Use it.

Also, like Chris knows about adult responsibilities!

 

[drtoboggan]

He'll be ok. As long as he's blow standard and not suck standard, things will eventually work out.

 

[CatParty]

chris has set the standard for blowing, i'll give ebay that.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Chris seems to be implying here that only glowing feedback, regardless of the quality of the work, is what's OK with him. Also, he seems to be implying that a customer getting what they paid for in a timely manner is "impatient," and that calling your "impatient" customers who want what they ordered in a reasonable amount of time derogatory names is OK.

 

[Lalala]

So in other words Chris wants to get rid of the fires being lit under his ass by removing the moderation on the sales and basically removing any buyer protection so he can make medallions at a snails pace, ignore any contact with customers and be able to say "I'm workin' on it!" indefinitely without a threat of punishment.....sound about right.

 

[CWCchange]

Ooh no... Sensory overloads, [the darn] mind going blank? He forgot crashing into slumber...

 

[derpi]

Is he still whining about this?
Christ, imagine if he had to get a real job

 

[Pikonic]

So in other words Chris wants to get rid of the fires being lit under his ass by removing the moderation on the sales and basically removing any buyer protection so he can make medallions at a snails pace, ignore any contact with customers and be able to say "I'm workin' on it!" indefinitely without a threat of punishment.....sound about right.

You forgot the part where he wonders why his sales drop.

 

[Positron]

What artist inspiration?!

 

[TrippinKahlua]

God this "Ebay Saga" literally repeats itself over and over.

This is what he gets for being so naive at it.

 

[Pikonic]

What artist inspiration?!

The inspiration to take something made 10 years ago and make it over and over again.

 

[JohnConstantine]

So, in other words:
"Waahh, waahh, waahh, everybody is to blame for my problems and fuck-ups, waahh, waahh, waahh, blow standard, waahh, waahh, UGH!!!"

I don't know about the rest of you, but Chris' incessant bitching is really starting to bore and annoy me.

 

[the Borg]

"eliminate the middle man sage"? New CWCism?
A wise old man who lives on the mountain of Eebhay directs buyers away from Chris. I doubt most of them need to visit that sage though.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

So in other words Chris wants to get rid of the fires being lit under his ass by removing the moderation on the sales and basically removing any buyer protection so he can make medallions at a snails pace, ignore any contact with customers and be able to say "I'm workin' on it!" indefinitely without a threat of punishment.....sound about right.

Well, what he really wants is for people to just give him money and unconditional, undiluted praise. And maybe, one day, when he feels like it, he'll make them a medallion.

 

[hurpdurpmanguy]

I think that apology is starting to kill him.

 

[Toasty]

Blow standard: The expected grade of quality in your powder variety street drugs. Or maybe the average price for a particular service from area sex workers. Except here. Here we just have a guy who is so cash that he has never had to proofread anything in his entire life

 

[Gazelle_Bro]

Well, what he really wants is for people to just give him money and unconditional, undiluted praise. And maybe, one day, when he feels like it, he'll make them a medallion.

Because when he makes the medallion, they will owe him respect for spending his hard earned money and time on it.

 

[Kaiser Carranza]

Can we have a "Blow Standard" rating?

 

[Hmmpf!]

Oh no! Adult responsibility! I definitely want woman to do that!

Also, did i see the title as in "Below Standard" instead of the straigt blow standard?