Oct 3rd Livestream -

BriarHeart

Literally Somebody
kiwifarms.net
So, he refuses to be king unless "formally appointed as such."

Shorter Jay: It's not enough that I'm the leader! You have to give me pomp and circumstance, or I DON'T WANNA!!1!
 

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
kiwifarms.net
Chatlog, up until the beginning of TF2. Couple of gaps where I had to refresh the screen due to Twitch crashing on me.

Webcomic_parodies: hello!
Supergoldenknight: Hi.
Supergoldenknight: I suppose you got my memo.
Supergoldenknight: Also, I'm not feeling well.
Webcomic_parodies: sorry to hear that
Webcomic_parodies: And yes, got your reply on dA if that's what you mean.
Webcomic_parodies: You still going to stream tonight?
Webcomic_parodies waits politely
Webcomic_parodies: HELLO?
Supergoldenknight: I hear you.
Webcomic_parodies: Would you rather I left?
Supergoldenknight: It's a huge I don't know. In theory, I'd be setting up now.
Supergoldenknight: It's not because of you. It's because I feel smashed, trashed, bashed, and...
Supergoldenknight: Shoot, I lost the forth word.
Supergoldenknight: Point is, I don't feel so good or well. And if I did stream, you'd be watching my head hit the desk a lot. I do not think that would be fun.
Webcomic_parodies: Do it anyway!
Supergoldenknight: HA!
Webcomic_parodies: Push on through!
Vexgod: Soldier on man
Supergoldenknight: Hey Vex, welcome!
Webcomic_parodies: That's what sifts out the heroes from the rest!
Webcomic_parodies: Never give up! Never surrender!
Vexgod: Thanks for the welcome Jay, we're here to support you through it man
Supergoldenknight: Thanks guys.
Supergoldenknight: I was expecting to be all alone. This does help a lot.
Auntysocial:
Supergoldenknight: Hey, Aunty! Welcome!
Auntysocial: //
Supergoldenknight: I think I just needed a slap to the face and some sugar. Give me a couple minutes while I try and kick in some emergency energyl.
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah!
Auntysocial: Huh, what?
Supergoldenknight: Yeah, Aunty, I'm not exactly feeling well.
Vexgod: Good idea Jay, get that sugar cane in your system and you'll be feeling pumped!
Auntysocial: Oh, I'd recommend eating something actually healthy then
Supergoldenknight: I think it involves abruptly shifting my sleep schedule for my job tomorrow.
Supergoldenknight: How about peanut butter?
Vexgod: Fruit is definitely best source of sugar
Auntysocial: I'm a vegetarian, haven't been sick in over five years
Vexgod: Same here, can't believe how healthy I've felt since I became vegetarian
Auntysocial: Vegetarian master race! \ /
Vexgod: die meat scum
Vexgod: (don't worry, that's a joke jay)
Auntysocial: Haha Tho it's annoying when people who eat meat think it's funny to wave ham to a vegetarian's face tho :') Dunno, it's pathetic, 'cos it doesn't actually...you know, do anything and no vegetarian ever is insulted by that, just annoyed.
Auntysocial: Plus it's secondary school level bullshit
Webcomic_parodies: Peanut butter is pretty good for an energy kick.
Obamatron_mkii: i always spit blood on the vegans
Webcomic_parodies: Jay, have you ever tried and MRE?
Auntysocial: Spitting blood takes some more effort, so that's okay
Webcomic_parodies: *an MRE?
Marinetrainedteen: Hey ya'll
Supergoldenknight: OK
Webcomic_parodies: Hey!
Supergoldenknight: Sorry for the delay as I went to get some sucrose and fructose.
Obamatron_mkii: coffee time
Marinetrainedteen: Get some Monster and Cheese Itz, Jay.
Auntysocial: I'm more of a maltose gal myself
Supergoldenknight: Just let me plug in my webcam and stuff. XD
Vexgod: For real I've never been insulted by people that eat meat deliberately in front of me to try and offend me, it's a personal choice if you eat it or not. Just kinda dumb
Supergoldenknight: I get it.
Supergoldenknight: But I could never be a vegetarian.
Webcomic_parodies: Fuel the fight, Jay!
Webcomic_parodies: Get some Gamer Snacks
Webcomic_parodies: What you eating?
Your message was not sent because you are sending messages too quickly.
Auntysocial: yeah, eating meat is okay. Like...I don't get vegetarians/vegans who make a huge deal out of people eating meat at the same table. That's also some secondary school level bullshit
Marinetrainedteen: As long as it is not a deliberate attempt at offending the vegan, seeing people eat meat should not be that big of a deal.
Supergoldenknight: Welcome Marine! (:"
Marinetrainedteen: Sup
Webcomic_parodies: Some people have funny stomachs...
Supergoldenknight: I was just getting set up.
Supergoldenknight: I have a weird gut.
Webcomic_parodies: I've suffered in the past with it :-s
Supergoldenknight: And I'm sorry for the delay. My sleep schedule lately has been a pain as I've been working on fixing it for my job.
Webcomic_parodies: Jay, if someone made you an "opening theme" video and you liked it, would you play it before your streams?
Marinetrainedteen: What weekdays and hours are your job, Jay?
Supergoldenknight: And to Webcomic_Parodies, I think the answer is yes.
Supergoldenknight: Marine, I don't know the specifics to my hours; just I report in tomorrow at 3PM.
Marinetrainedteen: I see
Auntysocial: What exactly will you be doing in your new job?
Supergoldenknight: Swanilli, welcome!
Supergoldenknight: My new job involves the diagnostics and repairs of customer computers.
Supergoldenknight: I am working for Geek Squad, part time
Swanilli: Helloo
Auntysocial: Never heard of Geek Squad But good luck with that then
Supergoldenknight: OK! Stand by.
Vexgod: *hangs on to mullet*
Webcomic_parodies: AUGH YEAH
Auntysocial: *hangs on to Vexgod's mullet*
Marinetrainedteen: That statue looks epic
Auntysocial: That's certainly humble
Vexgod: *shares the mullet all around, we need more mullet love
Webcomic_parodies: Aww. Those horses!
Obamatron_mkii: chin something
Webcomic_parodies: Nice skin, something chin
Marinetrainedteen: Thanks, Mr. Chin
Vexgod: Chnobyl
Auntysocial: "Chin something" certainly feels appreciated now
Webcomic_parodies: I like how that statue is pointing
Marinetrainedteen: Why is your name Peasant, Jay?
Jackiechinyt: Hello
Obamatron_mkii: jackay
Webcomic_parodies: Something Chin!
Marinetrainedteen: Hmm, who is Chris?
Jackiechinyt: Glad you like it. I'll be online soon. SolidSentry has lent me his account. Mine was hacked or something.
Obamatron_mkii: chris hanson?
Auntysocial: Please, take a seat
Marinetrainedteen: That is rude, crude and uncalled for Obamatron >
Supergoldenknight: Who's Chris Hanson?
Webcomic_parodies: TV presenter
Auntysocial: You might get acquainted eventually
Little_cait: Chris hanson is legit, don't worry, he's not law enforcement
Obamatron_mkii: hes in that band, the um bop guys
Little_cait: he has the chatlogs though
Marinetrainedteen: top kek
Webcomic_parodies: Kill some dirty wolfs
Marinetrainedteen: Nah, Webcomic, wolves are chill dude
Webcomic_parodies: OK dude. That was just some #GamerHumor on this site
Auntysocial: Aika Vittumainen Otus
Marinetrainedteen: haaaaa thats chill dude
Webcomic_parodies: Always Vote Obama
Obamatron_mkii: hellp feenland
Webcomic_parodies: Lol cows
Dionsus: Oh? Can I join?
Vexgod: Do you think video games have taught you things in real life Jay>
Webcomic_parodies: Sorry, I was making myself a cocktail. What did I miss?
Auntysocial: Click the name and choose "message"
Dionsus: I don't
Dionsus: Things get frickin' dark in games
Dionsus: Especially in one's like Transistor
Auntysocial: Animal Crossing in real life...raccoons force you to live forever in debt
Vexgod: I guess video games are very predictable and have very black and white rules, I could see that being a comfortable world to live in
Supergoldenknight: Exactly!
Dionsus: A SuperGiant Game, and a masterpiece
Supergoldenknight: Just the way I like it.
Auntysocial: Eh, black&white world would be too boring
Marinetrainedteen: While that can be seen as comfortable, living in a world that is inflexible can be stagnant. Just my two cents.
Dionsus: give me grey
Vexgod: Yeah can't say it's for me, I love learning and complexity gives life meaning
Dionsus: grey is an awesome colour
Auntysocial: I agree with Vex completely
Marinetrainedteen: Vex is chill, press 1 for Vex
Supergoldenknight: I like feeling powerful and heroic.
Supergoldenknight: Can't happen when even the villains are heroic.
Dionsus: Some heroes are villains
Dionsus: and vice versa
Obamatron_mkii: who doesnt like an hero
Webcomic_parodies: 11111
Dionsus: I don't like pure 100% heroes
Vexgod: heroes don't need to solve every problem in the world though, even someone like an ambulance driver is a hero, they're literally devoting their lives to saving others
Webcomic_parodies: Jay is Dangerously Genre Savvy
Dionsus: I like seeing a normal person rise to the challenge
Marinetrainedteen: Yeah, sometimes heroes are not always ultimate saints.
Vexgod: heroes come in big packages and small packages
Vexgod: some 50 inches, some 4
Marinetrainedteen: @Vexgod true dat
Dionsus: hm, can I have the IP?
Webcomic_parodies: Goodbye Horses
Dionsus: Click on my name, then click mesage
Auntysocial: Click the twitch name and choose "message".
Auntysocial: You're very computer savvy
Dionsus: Oh yo, Aunty
Dionsus: You and your
Auntysocial: Dionsus //
Auntysocial: is my twitch husbando
Dionsus: Master race
Auntysocial: \ /
Dionsus: Jay, IP me
Supergoldenknight: 1 sec
Supergoldenknight: Done
Webcomic_parodies: 14 viewers!
Webcomic_parodies: Yee-haw!
Dionsus: ty, I'll be on ASAP
Webcomic_parodies: 17 now!
Webcomic_parodies: Celebration dance, Jay?
Webcomic_parodies: tfw can't get wood
Vexgod: ALL HAIL KING JAY
Webcomic_parodies: Go Jay! Go Jay!
Auntysocial: All hail King
Marinetrainedteen: Press 1 for King Jaysus I
Vexgod: 11111
Vexgod: nobody fooks with the jaysus
Webcomic_parodies: It's what the colonists did in America. Seize it.
Marinetrainedteen: The golden knight will wrek ur night #RapGod
Vexgod: You ever thought of rapping Jay? Your writing would suit rap music well
Webcomic_parodies: Stop flying around, joy-boys!
Webcomic_parodies: Get down to earth and get drilling!
Auntysocial: That gesture your statue is doing is....interesting
Vexgod: Ulllillia is a guy you should check out Jay, he's got some really interesting views on video games are real life
Marinetrainedteen: Ya, Ulllillia even has a mullet like you!
Webcomic_parodies: Elf yourself!
Auntysocial:
Auntysocial: some trumpets
Webcomic_parodies: Isn't there some Elven Oath or something?
Supergoldenknight: Mon music? Not what I had in mind
Auntysocial: I'm saving my coronation tunes for others doe
Supergoldenknight: "others doe"?
Auntysocial:
Webcomic_parodies: Dis gon be gud
Marinetrainedteen: Oh man
Webcomic_parodies: SILVER PALADIN!
Marinetrainedteen: get ur popcorn boys
Auntysocial:
Webcomic_parodies: Oh no he dit'nt!
Marinetrainedteen: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU GOTTA DO JAY
Auntysocial: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ GO SILVER PALADIN GO ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ノ
Marinetrainedteen: FINISH THE FIGHT
Webcomic_parodies:
Webcomic_parodies: theme music
Supergoldenknight:
Girlyvenusaur: Nom nom nom. I have cookies. : 3
Webcomic_parodies: Fist fight!
Webcomic_parodies: Suplex him!
Marinetrainedteen: REAR NAKED CHOKE JAY
Girlyvenusaur: So intense.
Webcomic_parodies: Kill! Kill! Kill!
Girlyvenusaur: Two men enter. ONE MAN LEAVES.
Webcomic_parodies: In the red corner! Weighing 95lbs. The GOOOOOOOLDEN KNIIIIIIIGHT!
Supergoldenknight: Actually 120
Webcomic_parodies: In the blue corner! Weighing somewhat more. The SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIILVEEEEEER PALAAAAAAAAAAAADIN!
Auntysocial: Silveeeeer
Supergoldenknight: Well that was quick.
Supergoldenknight:
Webcomic_parodies: My stream an hero'd. What happened?!
Marinetrainedteen: JAY YOU FORGOT THE REAR NAKED CHOKE
Auntysocial: spoilers
Supergoldenknight: Wow.
Auntysocial: Silver did what Silver does - he won
Webcomic_parodies: Oh man. That was quicker than Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan.
Webcomic_parodies: #TYCED
Vexgod: Rome wasn't built in a day, but today it fell in one
Webcomic_parodies: Live by the Buleeeeeet! DIIIIIIIEEEEE BY THE BULEEEEET!
Girlyvenusaur: Ahaha!
Webcomic_parodies: I'm in shock
Webcomic_parodies: What's happening now? Ragequit?
Webcomic_parodies: You gonna get the revenge, right, Jay?
Supergoldenknight: No.
Webcomic_parodies: My stream is down. Be my eyes, chat!
Vexgod: Good for you Jay, don't give up on that delicious monarchy
Girlyvenusaur: Regain your honor. Slay them all.
Webcomic_parodies: Kill Sil.
Webcomic_parodies: "My name's Jay. And I'm here to slay."
Webcomic_parodies: This is sad
Supergoldenknight: I did say I wasn't feeling well. XP
Webcomic_parodies: I mean they taking your throne
Girlyvenusaur: That was a cute horse, though.
Webcomic_parodies: You were about to be king
Girlyvenusaur: !!!!
Girlyvenusaur: What a cheater. Wow.
Webcomic_parodies: Can't touch this!
Auntysocial:
Obamatron_mkii: how dare he!
Webcomic_parodies: BLANGRY!
Auntysocial: Oh no, someone cheats in vidya oh no
Webcomic_parodies: STOP! Hammertime!
Girlyvenusaur: Send him to the outer void.
Webcomic_parodies: To be honest, I think he only started cheating now
Webcomic_parodies: And his victory was fair.
Webcomic_parodies: Press 1 for fair victory, chat, and 2 for cheating.
Webcomic_parodies: 1111
Girlyvenusaur: That could be a possibility.
Webcomic_parodies: Kill him!
Webcomic_parodies: Der-ner-ner-ner. Ner-ner. Ner-ner. Can't touch this.
Webcomic_parodies: So NEITHER of you cheated?!
Supergoldenknight: No, he cheated during the duel
Webcomic_parodies: That's a very serious claim! Do you have proof?
Girlyvenusaur: Maybe people can only do damage in duels?
Supergoldenknight: You mean him flying?
Webcomic_parodies: Go and check out the potion room!
Auntysocial:
this is for silver paladin
Mosquitoprincess: Hello c:
Girlyvenusaur: Hi!
Mosquitoprincess: how are you girlyvenusaur?
Girlyvenusaur: : 3 Good! Devouring cookies.
Mosquitoprincess: Yum!
Webcomic_parodies: sweatup
Webcomic_parodies: That's fear. Feel the fear - and Do It Anyway
Webcomic_parodies: Use the Force
Auntysocial: Naked on the inside
Girlyvenusaur: Was that a donkey?
Supergoldenknight: Yes, a donkey
Webcomic_parodies: I said Force, not Horse.
Girlyvenusaur: Wow, so many livestock.
Little_cait: Dunkey is the best right now
Webcomic_parodies: Jay, don't run from this challenge. Face it.
Webcomic_parodies: You have your bravery, courage and wits.
Webcomic_parodies: You're from Howard County, not Coward County!
Webcomic_parodies: Oh man. Sounds like Ebola.
Webcomic_parodies: You got Ebola, Jay?!
Girlyvenusaur: It did make it to the states. Dallas and all that.
Webcomic_parodies: Jaybola
Auntysocial:
Mosquitoprincess: I do not want the ebolies.
Auntysocial: You're so cultured, Jay
Webcomic_parodies: Brave Sir Robin ran away!
Webcomic_parodies: I tawt I heard a puddy tat.
Vexgod: You're like Hulk Hogan without the moustache Jay, that grew out of courage and strength, Don't give up and you'll embody the true spirit of Hulkamania
Mosquitoprincess: :')
Girlyvenusaur: This is interesting
Webcomic_parodies: Oh man. This is epic!
Webcomic_parodies: Killed the pigmens yet?
Webcomic_parodies: This has all the slow pacing of a cable drama series, with none of the gratuitous nudity.
Girlyvenusaur: Ahahaha
Webcomic_parodies: H-hack-hack!
Webcomic_parodies: Don't quit, Jay!
Webcomic_parodies: People have wrote an Epic Adventure just for you!
Webcomic_parodies: Play it!
Supergoldenknight: Oh cool1 NOW I get it!
Supergoldenknight: Sure, I'll play along.
Webcomic_parodies:
Mosquitoprincess: Good luck, Jay!
Girlyvenusaur: To the elven village!
Webcomic_parodies: Whooooo!
Mosquitoprincess: Eye-ron! That's pretty clever!!
Little_cait: what's eye-ron? Is it some form of iron?
Webcomic_parodies: Just don't get L Ron
Webcomic_parodies: Maybe the Saluting Statue could help?
Mosquitoprincess: Such a melodic voice. I wish I could sing that well >_<
Girlyvenusaur: SHould do a CD.
Webcomic_parodies: Mmmmm. Nice singing!
Mosquitoprincess: Yeah!
Girlyvenusaur: Can you sing us another song, Jay?
Vexgod: MC Geis
Webcomic_parodies: J. Geis Band
Girlyvenusaur: SIng we didn't start the fire
Girlyvenusaur: aaaww
Webcomic_parodies: Great job, Jay!
Webcomic_parodies: Why don't you join the Fire Dept in real life? They are the bravest and most heroic of men!
Dionsus: Unfortunatly I can't be on the server anymore tonight
Dionsus: Good news is I'm downloading Shadow of mordor, which I got at half price
Webcomic_parodies: That's a cool battle!
Mosquitoprincess: We didn't start the fire is stuck in my head now...
Dionsus: That statue brings up a question I want answered
Girlyvenusaur: I know princess. I have the song in my head as well. Ahaha!
Mosquitoprincess: : ) !!! 33
Dionsus: There always appears to be a ...hole around the crouch area of your characters, whay is that?
Dionsus: why*
Supergoldenknight: crotch protection. Look at Chief's crotch
Supergoldenknight: He has awesome crotch protection.
Vexgod: Crotch Pretection Expert
Elyonmase: I thought it was so he can pee while wearing the armor
Dionsus: Masterchief's doesn't quite look quite like that though
Mosquitoprincess: I wish I had a crotch protector : (
Vexgod: To crotch a protector
Mosquitoprincess: With Crotch Hansen.
Webcomic_parodies: @Vexgod lol
Girlyvenusaur: Crotch Hansen...
Elyonmase: Lol
Webcomic_parodies: This is an awesome story
Girlyvenusaur: Name the horse Bullseye!
Dionsus: Is that horse name Twilight Sparkle?
Dionsus: named*
Elyonmase: What a gay name
Webcomic_parodies: Horse Drowner
Webcomic_parodies: Tyce?
Webcomic_parodies: You gonna run away, Jay?
Mosquitoprincess: Scary! D:
Supergoldenknight: What else can I do?!
Webcomic_parodies: Are you the Coward from Howard?
Supergoldenknight: You expect me to stay here all demeaned like this?
Elyonmase: A knight never runs
Mosquitoprincess: Stand and fight like a knight, of course!
Webcomic_parodies: FIGHT LIKE A SPARTAN
Webcomic_parodies: NEVER FLEE
Girlyvenusaur: A golden spartan
Webcomic_parodies: We're here for you.
Dionsus: Fiight the knight! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EYUmRWmNtmc
Webcomic_parodies: Press 1 if Jay should stay!
Elyonmase: Save the horse
Mosquitoprincess: 1111111
Vexgod: 1
Little_cait: Go beyond the impossible and kick reason to the curb! That's how a true knight rolls!
Mosquitoprincess: Don't quit!
Dionsus: 1
Girlyvenusaur: Get on your horse!
Webcomic_parodies: NO SURRENDER
Webcomic_parodies: RIDE THE FLOATING HORSE
Dionsus: Hail console
Obamatron_mkii: cant log into minecraft...
Mosquitoprincess: Do the impossible, see the invisible!
Webcomic_parodies: Jay is our last hope.
Webcomic_parodies: Impossible is Nothing!
Mosquitoprincess: Touch the untouchable! Break the unbreakable!
Elyonmase: Diamond knight
Vexgod: our freedom of speech is freedom or death, we've got to fight the powers that be
Vexgod: FIGHT THE POWER
Mosquitoprincess:
Dionsus: Name the Horse Calamity
Obamatron_mkii: how do you tame a horse in minecraft?
Dionsus: saddles and apples
Webcomic_parodies: This is like that bit in MotLW 2 when Yung Gardian is wounded, and then heals himself
Webcomic_parodies: And then he goes to fight Black Guardian.
Supergoldenknight: Hey, you read that. Nice reference.
Mosquitoprincess: Good luck!
Webcomic_parodies: Thanks!
Supergoldenknight: I wish you could give me $5 for my hard work, though.
Girlyvenusaur: $5?
Supergoldenknight: My comic isn't free.
Elyonmase: Do you have a donation link?
Webcomic_parodies: In fairness I just read a plot summary
Blacksonichu: Oh God that voice
Webcomic_parodies: I haven't seen the actual pictures.
Dionsus: not 100% sure I want to read MotLW
Dionsus: I heard a cat dies in it
Mosquitoprincess: !!!! No!!!!! ):
Girlyvenusaur: a cat dies?
Mosquitoprincess: I don't like that... >.<
Elyonmase: A sap? For wanting to donate?
Webcomic_parodies: The cat comes back though.
Supergoldenknight: No donations.
Supergoldenknight: Just buy.
Webcomic_parodies: As a robot.
Dionsus: Oh?
Girlyvenusaur: : ( So its like...a cyborgcat?
Dionsus: Got a link?
Supergoldenknight: gumroad.com/thegoldenknight
Elyonmase: Cat dies,comes back as a zombie then gets killed again
Webcomic_parodies: @Dionsus about the cat?
Webcomic_parodies: http://the-golden-knight.wikia.com/wiki/Charlemagne_Theodore_Catsworth
Webcomic_parodies: http://the-golden-knight.wikia.com/wiki/Legend_of_the_Mythic_Warrior
Mosquitoprincess: ;__;
Supergoldenknight: Aww fook
Supergoldenknight: The evil wiki
Supergoldenknight: Sponsored by bullying.
Supergoldenknight: Now I'm cutting off links.
Girlyvenusaur: @Elyonmase D: Wait. It becomes undead, and THEN dies again!?
Supergoldenknight: Thanks for breaking it, jerk.
Mosquitoprincess: Evil laughter?
Elyonmase: Yea
Obamatron_mkii: what happen?
Webcomic_parodies: Nah the cat lives.
Webcomic_parodies: In the Legend of the Mythic Warrior
Webcomic_parodies: Kicks ass. Epic.
Dionsus: Oh wow, new favourite character
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah that cat is awesome. I want a poster.
Girlyvenusaur: What's the cats name?
Webcomic_parodies: Charlemagne Theodor Catsworth
Webcomic_parodies: *Theodore
Girlyvenusaur: That's a pretty badass name.
Elyonmase: Who is kitty chandler? Sounds like a cool character
Webcomic_parodies: @Elyonmase Kitty Chandler is very awesome. She's a millionaire that fights crazy Mary Sues
Elyonmase: Like a batman?
Elyonmase: Errrr cat...man?
Webcomic_parodies: @supergoldenknight http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pay_what_you_want Donation link isn't begging.
Dionsus: Like a female batman with less brooding
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah, like a female batman who's cool rather than all dark.
Supergoldenknight: Wait, I thought I got rid of links.
Webcomic_parodies: It's to the Official Wiki!
Webcomic_parodies: The World Library.
Webcomic_parodies: Sponsored by cool ppl not by bullying.
Supergoldenknight: Pay what you want.
Supergoldenknight: I see...
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah! It's a good indie business model
Dionsus: No, don't get rid of link! http://www.smashbros.com/images/og/link.jpg
Supergoldenknight: But I do not want to ask for donations. I only want to make legitimate business.
Elyonmase: Too bad i was gonna donate $20 but jay seems to hate donations
Webcomic_parodies: It is legitimate. Like a waiter getting tips.
Supergoldenknight: If you like my work, please buy it and support my printing costs.
Webcomic_parodies: Or Kickstarter.
Girlyvenusaur: That's nice. I'd pay some money like that to read this comic book series. : ( $19-$24 is a tad too expensive for me. : ( Sniff.
Supergoldenknight: Are you in Australia?
Webcomic_parodies: Printing is dying. Online is the way to go.
Webcomic_parodies: Even Batman and Spiderman don't shift 1,000,000 a month now in comics.
Supergoldenknight: To Patreon!
Webcomic_parodies: Yes! Patreon! Do it pls
Vexgod: Digital is definitely the way forward, you'll also be archiving it for future generations
Elyonmase: Why does server go down so much
Vexgod: Imagine the day they have a page about you and your comics are displayed as national works of art on the site
Girlyvenusaur: Patreon would be good! Then you could have a steady income, and you could make your comics free. Tons of webcomic artists do this! : D
Dionsus: Cause it like giving head
Elyonmase: Jay would you rather get signed by marvel or dc?
Elyonmase: Cool
Webcomic_parodies: @supergoldenknight did you know you are mentioned in Wikipedia, the Official Wiki?!
Supergoldenknight: Who wrote it?
Webcomic_parodies: I don't know. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Hill_High_School#Notable_alumni
Webcomic_parodies: You were at school with a model?
Webcomic_parodies: LaRecia Hines?
Supergoldenknight: Well I'll be a monkey's bastard! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Hill_High_School#Notable_alumni
Supergoldenknight: That's the first good thing I've seen all day!
Webcomic_parodies: Congrats!
Supergoldenknight: And the link goes to https://www.supergoldenknight.com
Webcomic_parodies: Even better!
Supergoldenknight: Legitimate source and everything!
Webcomic_parodies: You're on your way
Elyonmase: Thats an impressive alumni list
Supergoldenknight: Ya.
Supergoldenknight: RHHS is preeminent!
Mosquitoprincess: The server keeps going down for me. ):
Supergoldenknight: GO HAWKS!
Girlyvenusaur: @Mosquitoprincess me too!
Elyonmase: You knew larecia?
Webcomic_parodies: Awesome!
Webcomic_parodies: Whooooo!
Obamatron_mkii: its not a library...
Elyonmase: A feast and plenty of mead and wenches
Obamatron_mkii: does jay like alcohol?
Supergoldenknight: No.
Dionsus: I hope so, I'll crack open a couple ciders
Supergoldenknight: Q&A Hangout! Ask and I will answer by voice!
Elyonmase: Jay likes the wenches
Vexgod: Do you think it makes people completely change and out of control Jay?
Girlyvenusaur: Ciders are nice. Do you like cider, Jay?
Obamatron_mkii: why would apples give you cramps?
Obamatron_mkii: arent you allergic to vegetables too?
Vexgod: Do you have an epipen to use I assume?
Dionsus: Jay, Have you ever tried watching anime? If you want to, I can recommend a few to start on
Obamatron_mkii: what about the taste?
Girlyvenusaur: Yeah, I hate some veggies. Do you have any particular veggies you really hate? Like brocoli?
Elyonmase: Veggies have different texture
Obamatron_mkii: but now it makes you gag?
Webcomic_parodies: Were you annoyed that your brother copied your long hair?
Vexgod: Parsnips and carrots thinly sliced, drizzled with olive oil, sprinkled with crack sea salt and pepper
Elyonmase: Did u watch powerpuff girls anime?
Vexgod: best crisps / chips ever
Mosquitoprincess: Brb in thirty minutes~
Obamatron_mkii: tell us barry stories
Elyonmase: Celery with peanut butter is godlike
Webcomic_parodies: Is Barry really as bad as Dark Guardian?
Obamatron_mkii: what is dot
Obamatron_mkii: do you like rollercoasters?
Vexgod: do you get attached to inanimate objects, like make friends with toys and stuff?
Girlyvenusaur: Falling is pretty scary.
Obamatron_mkii: skydiving, but noroller coasters
Webcomic_parodies: Does the Young Guardian's nuclear powers really make his teachers sick?
Obamatron_mkii: cuter than a puppy?
Obamatron_mkii: surely you are talking about kitties
Obamatron_mkii: isnt that what people do?
Little_cait: oh man you beat that whither in creative mode. That must've been a really big challenge
Obamatron_mkii: animals are our friends
Elyonmase: So if guardian had sex with blossom would it create a nuclear explosion?
Vexgod: animals can be compassionate and offer love to, my cat gets grumpy if she can't cuddle me before i get up for work
Obamatron_mkii: ^^^^^
Webcomic_parodies: Nuclear powers are nasty. You could end up with an extra leg or a 4inch penis
Obamatron_mkii: get out of creative
Elyonmase: Yea having a 4 inch penis would really suck
Aterritorialoak: Hello everyone
Webcomic_parodies: Oakaaaaay!
Aterritorialoak: huehauehahuaheaueh
Obamatron_mkii: the deathstar was a tool for democide
Dionsus: I prefer electro-kinesis, a lot more precise then "Radiation"
Aterritorialoak: I wanna join in! Could I?
Dionsus: and the name is cooler too
Obamatron_mkii: oh shit
Supergoldenknight: I don't remember the address
Aterritorialoak: electro-kinesis sounds so much less scary
Dionsus: I'll grant you that
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah, and no junk-shrivelling involved.
Aterritorialoak: that's syndrome
Aterritorialoak: I think >>
Dionsus: Electro-kinesis is the power to createl and minpulate lightning
Aterritorialoak: I have a character who does electro kinesis but he's kind of insane
Elyonmase: Nuclear powers probably cause autism
Aterritorialoak: #unfunfact
Webcomic_parodies: @Elyonmase and 4" dicks
Obamatron_mkii: lol autism
Dionsus: Meh, Not really a fan of the whole Psycho Electro trope
Dionsus: Jay, use a bow and arrows
Aterritorialoak: you should eat something, you're gonna run out of food soon
Elyonmase: I dont think its possiblt to have a 4" dick thats wayyyy too small
Vexgod: 60s spider man was easily one of the worst animations ralph bakshi worked on
Aterritorialoak: but it was so funny
Aterritorialoak: I mean, unintentionally. But still!
Aterritorialoak: I mean hey, did someone say "spiderman thread"?
Aterritorialoak: Jay that texture pack is beatiful
Aterritorialoak: beautiful even
Dionsus: this chat is now spiderman
Elyonmase: Like an arrow to the knee
Vexgod: show can still be good and one of ralph bakshi's lesser works!
Aterritorialoak: go find some aminals ta kill
Obamatron_mkii: eat some food
Elyonmase: Go kill a cat i heard they are quite tasty
Aterritorialoak: when you jump up bricks, your hunger drops more
Aterritorialoak: I remember on the server where I'd play and my friend was Admin, he'd spawn crazy shit for no reason and turn it invisible
Aterritorialoak: I remember the invisible zombie attack of '14 like it was yesterday.
Obamatron_mkii: someones god modeing
Aterritorialoak: yeah there's a potion
Vexgod: invisible zombies and you end up getting into the realms of cartesian dualism
Aterritorialoak: LEL
Aterritorialoak: I do that all the time
Aterritorialoak: you should hold shift when you're on the edges, or is it ctrl?
Aterritorialoak: one of those stops you from falling
Webcomic_parodies: Eat yer food
Webcomic_parodies: AVO?!
Webcomic_parodies: Oh boy.
Webcomic_parodies: <deleted link>
Aterritorialoak: oh god
Aterritorialoak: I came back to see all those villagers
Aterritorialoak: terrifying
Dionsus: squidward orgy
Webcomic_parodies: You should probably try to get yourself off the Lolcow List, Jay. Would help with the griefers finding you.
Dionsus: oh man I can't wait until my Shadow of Mordor download is done
Webcomic_parodies: Anyone on the List is a target
Supergoldenknight: And? How do I do that? Just shut up?
Webcomic_parodies: I don't really know.
Dionsus: I know a guy who got off
Webcomic_parodies: There's a guy called SammyClassicSonicFan who did it.
Dionsus: He basically, stopped being so pretentious
Aterritorialoak: DUUUDE WEBCOMIC PARODIES
Aterritorialoak: u r so cool
Aterritorialoak: acn I be ur internets gf?
Webcomic_parodies: He went to the Kiwi Forums and made friends, and they liked him
Obamatron_mkii: everyone likes a laugh now and then
Webcomic_parodies: @Aterritorialoak no problem bb
Little_cait: ya, bad people stink
Webcomic_parodies: Have you ever tried it? Tom Preston has joined ussss.
Obamatron_mkii: like nazi evil?
Dionsus: Can't resist
Dionsus: <deleted link>
Webcomic_parodies: It took a long time, but Tom saw the light and started trolling.
Webcomic_parodies: Join Us.
Webcomic_parodies: Join Us Jay.
Aterritorialoak: Lol is nobody in here a mod?
Little_cait: next thing you know they're going to be all like, torturing small animals or something sick like that
Aterritorialoak: This guy's kinda weening it up.
Obamatron_mkii: tom preston is totally a troll now
Supergoldenknight: Yeah, I am and Marine, too.
Elyonmase: Tom preston created the cwcki forums
Webcomic_parodies: @Aterritorialoak who's weening?
Supergoldenknight: No promoting the trolls. This is your warning.
Supergoldenknight: You, Webcomic.
Aterritorialoak: Gee I dunno :B
Obamatron_mkii: whats a ween?
Webcomic_parodies:
Obamatron_mkii: are we talking about our weiners?
Elyonmase: Gross
Vexgod: we need your mullet lovin to bring peace back into chat jay
Supergoldenknight: Ya, please stop talking about the w's.
Aterritorialoak: lol Jay I just got up from a nap because I can't sleep at night
Obamatron_mkii: im only rockin about 7"
Aterritorialoak: I know the feeling
Elyonmase: Jay can you give me any hair tips? I want to get rid of my clean cut hairstyle and grow an awesome mullet like yours
Obamatron_mkii: play counter strike
Obamatron_mkii: get some fps action
Elyonmase: Play five nights at freddy's
Little_cait: try league of legends. It has a really supportive and nice community
Aterritorialoak: LOL
Aterritorialoak: that's a good one
Obamatron_mkii: tf2 would be bomb
Robotcalculator: Testing
Aterritorialoak: hell I'd join tf2
Elyonmase: Jay make a game channel for your ciewers
Elyonmase: Viewers
Vexgod: do you think you could play multiplayer with close friends? pvp with close friends definitely makes it more fun
Aterritorialoak: Yeah it does because it's super casual and laid bac
Aterritorialoak: back
Vexgod: For real, not worrying about winning and just taking part is what gaming's about
Obamatron_mkii: spawn like salmon
Obamatron_mkii: lets get some tf2 pwnage
Aterritorialoak: the L in salmon is silent
Supergoldenknight: Working on it.
Supergoldenknight: BRB Mode, ACTIVATE!
Webcomic_parodies: If you didn't have such a big ego you'd be a smaller target, maybe?
Obamatron_mkii: it dont take more than a few minutes
Supergoldenknight: 14 gigs? This is going to take a while.
Supergoldenknight: Even at 2 MP/s.
Supergoldenknight: MB/s, sorry.
Aterritorialoak: oh wow are we gonna play?
Robotcalculator: SAL-MON, WHO WALKS THE EARTH WITH CLOVEN HOOVES!
Aterritorialoak: I'm definitely joining
Aterritorialoak: whose server will it be?
Obamatron_mkii: why is that game so fucking huge
Elyonmase: Tf2?
Vexgod: GBs worth of hats
Elyonmase: Can i join
Aterritorialoak: all those hats take up a lot of room
Webcomic_parodies: My laptop won't play Hat Fortress
Supergoldenknight: Hat Fortress.
Supergoldenknight: I tried adding Jackie. I'm not sure it was the correct one, though.
Jackiechinyt: I'll check
Jackiechinyt: oops sorry
Jackiechinyt: no space
Vexgod: Why don't you send an invite to your Steam Fan Group?
Jackiechinyt: so it's JackieChin
Supergoldenknight: Does it have a profile picture?
Jackiechinyt: Yes
Supergoldenknight: Got it.
Obamatron_mkii: play another game
Jackiechinyt: Umm I didn't recieve a notifacation jay
Robotcalculator: Did I miss anything good?
Supergoldenknight: Odd
Webcomic_parodies: Play sum TF2
Supergoldenknight: Robot, you missed some griefing.
Jackiechinyt: What was the picture of?
Supergoldenknight: And downloading TF2 now.
Supergoldenknight: Some guy in a Mortal Kombat backdrop
Jackiechinyt: Oh yea
Jackiechinyt: That is me. Try sending it again?
Webcomic_parodies: Are all Jay's streams this much fun to watch?
Obamatron_mkii: yeah
Supergoldenknight: What makes it fun?
Robotcalculator: Alas.
Webcomic_parodies: I like your personality. Really. You're clearly just starting out but have potential.
Webcomic_parodies: I like being at the beginning of something.
Jackiechinyt: I sent you a friedn request JAy
Supergoldenknight: The Golden Knight
Supergoldenknight: Or so it should be.
Webcomic_parodies: I like that people built a whole storyline for you.
Robotcalculator: Good luck at your new job.
Webcomic_parodies: We're all here cheering you at the end, though.
Webcomic_parodies: So the journey is worth it for the result.
Robotcalculator: can you normally fly around in minecraft like this? I've never played.
Robotcalculator: keen.
Vexgod: william s. burroughs said revolution cannot be achieved by a man who hasn't lost everything
Webcomic_parodies: We like to watch someone go on an emotional journey. It's what makes it entertaining for us. Well played, Jay
Vexgod: it's just the first half to world conquest jay
Supergoldenknight: For late joiners...
Supergoldenknight: My name is on Wikipedia.
Mosquitoprincess:
Supergoldenknight: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/River_Hill_High_School#Notable_alumni
Supergoldenknight: I'm downloading TF2. That's eating up my bandwidth!
Supergoldenknight: So if you experience some turbulence, that's why.
Obamatron_mkii: what internet speed do you have?
Supergoldenknight: Not sure the actual numbers, but my download speeds are about 2MB/s
Obamatron_mkii: or megabits?
Vexgod: at least it's not as large as you thought jay, it's only 7.8GB download, 14GB is hard drive size uncompressed
Supergoldenknight: If I had a hard wire, it would be more akin to 3MB/s.
Supergoldenknight: Still at 26%
Obamatron_mkii: wow, thats slow
Supergoldenknight: This is going to take a while.
Little_cait: throttle the download speed on steam so that it doesnt hog all of your bandwidth
Supergoldenknight: I can pause download...
Obamatron_mkii: i got 110 Mb/s and thats not even fiber optic
Supergoldenknight: Don't know about throttling.
Vexgod: obamatron that speed is insane, i'm fibre optic and i only get 20
Supergoldenknight: Are you joking?
Supergoldenknight: Obamatron? Are you joking?
Obamatron_mkii: if i was rich i would get dedicated 1Ge
Little_cait: 1gb down/700mb up is available in cities here, but it's pretty expensive
Little_cait: 100mb/100mb or 100/50 is more affordable
Obamatron_mkii: upgrade your internet
Dionsus: Now I'm alone on the server :c
Webcomic_parodies: WakeUpBrain
Supergoldenknight: Hello?
Supergoldenknight: Huh? WakeUpBrain?
Webcomic_parodies: It's a silly meme
Webcomic_parodies: Jay, what is the MemeBusters?
Webcomic_parodies: Is it cool?
Mosquitoprincess: That's hilarious XD
Webcomic_parodies: That's a cool idea.
Dionsus: It's pronounced "Nya-n
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah it's a good premise.
Dionsus: Fuckin' don't mispronounce japanese 'round me
Webcomic_parodies: Ugh. Yes. The Ponies everywhere.
Dionsus: I'll weaboo the fuck outta youObamatron_mkii: do meme zone
Dionsus: Don't blame here
Webcomic_parodies: Do you like "Me Gusta"?
Mosquitoprincess: I love anime. ;_;
Obamatron_mkii: yeah, japs are creepy little bastards
Dionsus: Speaking of, Gravity Falls is awesome
Obamatron_mkii: might be?
Mosquitoprincess: Bipper!
Dionsus: did the stream crash?
Webcomic_parodies: Do you like Sonic or Mario?
Dionsus: gues not
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah! Halo!
Supergoldenknight: Wow, my stream must be *really* lagging
Supergoldenknight: Like, it's a minute behind.
Webcomic_parodies: Do you like Brutal Doom?
Webcomic_parodies: Brutal Doom is the original Doom, with BIGGER guns!
Dionsus: Is-is he not wearing trousers
Obamatron_mkii: nice used tissues...
Obamatron_mkii: nice used tissues...
Dionsus: OH GOD THEY ARE USED TISSUES
Obamatron_mkii: why do you still have babby furniture?
Obamatron_mkii: isnt it too small?
Webcomic_parodies: Was the caller asking for Julay?
Supergoldenknight: No. Who's Julay?
Supergoldenknight: It's for Dad.
Obamatron_mkii: you dont have the money, but you have an indoor swimming pool?
Webcomic_parodies: Dude, you got to bin the tissues. Leaving them around spreads germs...
Webcomic_parodies: Julay is a meme, Sorry.
Dionsus: yeah what comic said
Obamatron_mkii: and?
Obamatron_mkii: tell us
Webcomic_parodies: 80s swimming pools are the best!
Jackiechinyt: how long for the tf2 download?
Obamatron_mkii: is it haunted or something?
Supergoldenknight: 61%
Mosquitoprincess: Tissues?
Obamatron_mkii: thats not what a mortgage is
Dionsus: Alrigght
Webcomic_parodies: If you clean the tissues every day, you'll be less likely to get sick.
Mosquitoprincess: Oh, those kind of tissues...
Obamatron_mkii: youre like 21...
Supergoldenknight: What did you think it was? It's just tissues.
Vexgod: Yeah, it could be why you're not feeling very well today Jay
Supergoldenknight: As in, blow your nose in them, tissues.
Mosquitoprincess: U-um, nothing!! I didn't think anything else.... I'm embarrassed....
Dionsus: Well, let's just say tissues are very...multi-purpose
Obamatron_mkii: most people wipe their unborn children off on them
Webcomic_parodies: Navy
Dionsus: No need to be so indrect
Mosquitoprincess: *Blush*!
Obamatron_mkii: so does your house have a bowling alley and an ice skating rin gin it too?
Webcomic_parodies: I'm glad to hear it!
Dionsus: Skating rink made of gin? yes please
Webcomic_parodies: If you want to be famous, you'll only get more and more griefing. It's how fame works
Dionsus: uh, it blocks damage...?
Obamatron_mkii: yeah, sounds good
Vexgod: i remember in one of your journals you said you're not keen on driving, do you like it when you drive or are other people too unpredictable?
Mosquitoprincess: Do you ever play L4D2, Jay?
Webcomic_parodies: How's Amanda?
Mosquitoprincess: Awww, darn. It'd be fun to fight zombies together!
Dionsus: I've got l4d2 too
Mosquitoprincess: Awww. : )
Webcomic_parodies: Yeah! Mandi?
Vexgod: how much do you plan to spend on your computer jay?
Obamatron_mkii: its gonna be like 8 hours
Mosquitoprincess: I need a new computer too. I'm so bad at figuring out what the best stuff for my money is. ; ;
Dionsus: I find this site helpful when building a pc <deleted link>
Dionsus: nvm
Supergoldenknight: I like avadirect.com or so I think.
Obamatron_mkii: buy intel, they hate feminists
Vexgod: you can get a decent computer built quite cheap these days
Dionsus: choosemypc(dot)net
Vexgod: a decent computer card second hand would be only $70
Vexgod: *graphics card
Mosquitoprincess: I have been saving quite a bit of money. I was originally going to get a PS4 and a Wii U but a new computer is becoming more important. >.<
Jackiechinyt: Jay I just bought a $2000 computer, livestreaming still sucks for me
Vexgod: i'm the opposite, i spend too much on upgrading my pc, when all i really want is a wii u
Obamatron_mkii: i love my wii u
Mosquitoprincess: I'm a big console gamer but I know that PC has more options and modding!
Dionsus: Peace is what all true warriors strive for
Webcomic_parodies: Peace is what the Light Side of the Force strives for
Obamatron_mkii: you need to upgrade your internet connection
Dionsus: I've got a minecraft realm I might invite you to, jay. but I am Operator and I have strict rules.
Dionsus: my god, what have I done
Webcomic_parodies: Are you gonna get a smartphone?
Obamatron_mkii: lol
Mosquitoprincess: Omg
Vexgod: that's quite an exceptional talent!
Dionsus: I've got a minecraft realms server I might invite you to, jay. but I am Operator and I have strict rules, and you need to keep minecraft up to date
Jackiechinyt: CD-I is shit
Vexgod: maybe you should do a comedy spin-off comic
Dionsus: realms is invite-omnly
Obamatron_mkii: jay is a rape survivor
Webcomic_parodies: "Laughs with the Legendary Warrior"?
Dionsus: realms is invite-only
Jackiechinyt: Jay, I have a question about your Hero Team
Dionsus: And my IRL friends frequent it, so best behaviour ^^
Obamatron_mkii: are there any hispanic hero team members?
Webcomic_parodies: A comedy comic. I was suggesting the title
Jackiechinyt: Why not turn it into a written story rather than a comic book?
Jackiechinyt: You could always draw pictures as a secondary way to show what is going on
Webcomic_parodies: If Hero 2 is the medic, when did she do her medical training?
Vexgod: Interesting how you're responding to us through minecraft chat, do you find it easier to communicate through it?
Dionsus: Ever read any of the Song of Ice and Fire books? Or watched Gae of Thrones?
Mosquitoprincess: I wish I had Minecraft. I have Starbound instead, which is still fun!
Carsarescary: GREETING YO
Webcomic_parodies: Are you still aiming to run Cartoon Network someday?
Jackiechinyt: Also one other question about your Hero Team
Carsarescary: Making a show takes a ton of work
Carsarescary: You'd have to work even on weekends sometimes
Webcomic_parodies: Do you make animations ever?
Carsarescary: And for a TV show you'd have to do plenty of all-nighters for writing sessions
Jackiechinyt: You state that the story is supposed to answer the question "What if Super Soldiers were real?" Now obviously from reading the book many of the enemies are from sci fi games like Halo and such. Did you feel that Halo was inadequate in it's telling of the spartans?
Carsarescary: Who would win in a fight? The Legendary Warrior or the leader of the Hero Team?
Dionsus: Are they not? thought Hero Team was a spin-off/sequel to MotLW
Jackiechinyt: But doesn't that make the question you claim to answer in your story kinda pointless.
Carsarescary: YAY TF2 I AM SO EXCITED I AM CLAPPING IRL YO
Webcomic_parodies: So Young Guardian is half alien?
Jackiechinyt: Sure Halo is set around 500 years from now, but we don't have that sort of technology
Webcomic_parodies: Is his Mum or his Dad the alien?
Supergoldenknight: 2 things: Halo's tech mostly does actually exist, and two, the half alien part is "special".
Supergoldenknight: I have it all planned out to explain when I can.
Webcomic_parodies: So both his parents were half-alien?
Supergoldenknight: It's not about parenting. It's about something involving the first human, that all humans inherit.
Webcomic_parodies: Ah.
Supergoldenknight: Something recessive that was exposed due to his radiation.
Supergoldenknight: All humans have it, but only he had it surface.
Supergoldenknight: Thus, he is marked as special.
Supergoldenknight: Anyway, BRB in a few minutes!
Carsarescary: Are you guys going to play TF2 with GK on a public or private server?
Dionsus: If it's public, I know a server that might work
Carsarescary: It'd be easier to get players on a public
Dionsus: yeah
Obamatron_mkii: whos setting up the server
Mosquitoprincess: I'd love to join if I could but I have to finish what I'm working on. ):
Supergoldenknight: OK
Supergoldenknight: Public it is. XD
Dionsus: I'll invite you to a server iff I find one
Aterritorialoak: Jaaayy find a server and I'll join yas
Dionsus: Or I'll joine you
Aterritorialoak: just message me when I can
Dionsus: whichever
Mosquitoprincess: plus i'd have to hook up my mic x:
Supergoldenknight: Virginia srcds146 #42
Carsarescary: Why don't you like PvP?
Supergoldenknight: My ratios.
Obamatron_mkii: you gonna get diabeetus bro
Mosquitoprincess: Better RED than dead!
Carsarescary: Sometimes I think the Heavy is trying to compensate for something..
Mosquitoprincess: Better RED than dead!
Carsarescary: Sometimes I think the Heavy is trying to compensate for something..
Carsarescary: Jay, can the people in the match hear you? Your booming voice will give them STRENGTH
Mosquitoprincess: you can turn on your mic! : )
 

Jackie Chin

The Man, the Myth, the Legend
kiwifarms.net
I think Jay thinks that if he plays multiplayer with anyone it's a personal vendetta against him. When he played TF2 he was enjoying it, the only reason he did poorly was because he literally JUST downloaded the game. Jay doesn't want to have to wait to unlock better items in order to beat other players, he wants to win period.
 

Jackie Chin

The Man, the Myth, the Legend
kiwifarms.net
lol I'm talking to Jay this morning and he sends me this


Either than that I think he is getting into TF2 and the multiplayer aspect of it (mainly because it is VAC protected) but he said and I quote: "I'm going to need some PvP training; and not tutorial kind of training; more like, how to battle other players competently, kind of training."

So hopefully he can get into more mp games knowing that being "god" doesn't make a fun game. I also recommended he read up on the game like on the wiki for TF2
 
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Venusaur

Kiwi Farms Produce Inspector
kiwifarms.net
Well, now I understand why so many people complain that his streams are boring and the only thing worth while is the chat.

It's true.

It was painful to watch him bumbling around in Minecraft, specially since it looked like the Minecraft guys had put effort into the world. The QA was pretty nice I guess, specially his in-depth analysis on why "veggies are gaggy".
 

Lascannon

kiwifarms.net
...Wikipedia... really? 5 bucks says he put that up himself.

From what i can remember it has been there for quite a while now.

Also when you check Jay Geis on his notable alumni. You will see a small "21" at the very end of his mentioning.

That "21" links to his Supergoldenknight website

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Scribbler

True & Honest Fan
kiwifarms.net
From what i can remember it has been there for quite a while now.

Also when you check Jay Geis on his notable alumni. You will see a small "21" at the very end of his mentioning.

That "21" links to his Supergoldenknight website

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Interesting. I guess I'm thinking back to the olden days of CWC when he kept doing that. I find it odd that Wikipedia would include him for the comic, given how minor it is. Maybe linking to the site satisfied the notability guidelines... I don't know.
 

Le Bateleur

Major Arcana
kiwifarms.net
One of us put Goldie into Wikipedia. Can't remember who it was. Wasn't me. He's only a name on a list in a bigger article, so there's probably less attention given to this kind of edit. Pretty sure a specific Jay article would get quickly deleted.
 

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