[October 2018] Tom busks at the Underpass, gets intimidated by a Black Man - BEHOLD THE ANCIENT TECHNIQUE OF FUNG GOO

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Back in October, Tom thought it'd be a great idea to go to his usual busking site in the underpass and try to run off whoever was in the area because as we all know, feral hobos are territorial and sharting angry. At the far end of the underpass is a large group of drum buskers, pulling in a huge crowd. Evidently, Tom likes to "leech" off these groups by setting up shop a little ways away and start busking to pick up excess cash.

That is until this big motherfucker showed up and scared the little bitch out of the tunnel.

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In a moment of stunned fear, Tom visibly grimaces in the video but makes no attempt to engage the man physically or verbally. In fact, the video shows Tom shrink back and scurry to his camera in order to shut it off. You would think if he wanted to get someone arrested like he threatens all the time, he would've just stood there and let it escalate into a recorded assault. But we know better.

Now, after all the bloviating from this guy about critically injuring anyone who gets in his face, here we have an actual verified instance of a man, telling Tom to "cut this shit out", Tom does nothing. This is now the fourth verified instance where Tom, when confronted, tucks and runs.

Side note: If anyone is going to the gem show, please say Hi to this faggot as we have confirmed he will do nothing but scream and run.

:story:
 

Done

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Back in October, Tom thought it'd be a great idea to go to his usual busking site in the underpass and try to run off whoever was in the area because as we all know, feral hobos are territorial and sharting angry. At the far end of the underpass is a large group of drum buskers, pulling in a huge crowd. Evidently, Tom likes to "leech" off these groups by setting up shop a little ways away and start busking to pick up excess cash.

That is until this big motherfucker showed up and scared the little bitch out of the tunnel.

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In a moment of stunned fear, Tom visibly grimaces in the video but makes no attempt to engage the man physically or verbally. In fact, the video shows Tom shrink back and scurry to his camera in order to shut it off. You would think if he wanted to get someone arrested like he threatens all the time, he would've just stood there and let it escalate into a recorded assault. But we know better.

Now, after all the bloviating from this guy about critically injuring anyone who gets in his face, here we have an actual verified instance of a man, telling Tom to "cut this shit out", Tom does nothing. This is now the fourth verified instance where Tom, when confronted, tucks and runs.

Side note: If anyone is going to the gem show, please say Hi to this faggot as we have confirmed he will do nothing but scream and run.

:story:
Man, I'm disappointed, we could've seen Fung Goo in action. *sigh*
 

The Crow

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That is until this big motherfucker showed up and scared the little bitch out of the tunnel.

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In a moment of stunned fear, Tom visibly grimaces in the video but makes no attempt to engage the man physically or verbally. In fact, the video shows Tom shrink back and scurry to his camera in order to shut it off. You would think if he wanted to get someone arrested like he threatens all the time, he would've just stood there and let it escalate into a recorded assault. But we know better.

Does video footage of this clip exist? If so, link and minute-marker, plz. This I just have to watch. :story:

Man, I'm disappointed, we could've seen Fung Goo in action. *sigh*

He's demonstrating it here though. This is clearly the part where he hides out and stalks his victim for a while so he can totally take that mean, millenial, mental-midget by surprise later.
 
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BradyBunchFan

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Back in October, Tom thought it'd be a great idea to go to his usual busking site in the underpass and try to run off whoever was in the area because as we all know, feral hobos are territorial and sharting angry. At the far end of the underpass is a large group of drum buskers, pulling in a huge crowd. Evidently, Tom likes to "leech" off these groups by setting up shop a little ways away and start busking to pick up excess cash.

That is until this big motherfucker showed up and scared the little bitch out of the tunnel.

View attachment 613216

In a moment of stunned fear, Tom visibly grimaces in the video but makes no attempt to engage the man physically or verbally. In fact, the video shows Tom shrink back and scurry to his camera in order to shut it off. You would think if he wanted to get someone arrested like he threatens all the time, he would've just stood there and let it escalate into a recorded assault. But we know better.

Now, after all the bloviating from this guy about critically injuring anyone who gets in his face, here we have an actual verified instance of a man, telling Tom to "cut this shit out", Tom does nothing. This is now the fourth verified instance where Tom, when confronted, tucks and runs.

Side note: If anyone is going to the gem show, please say Hi to this faggot as we have confirmed he will do nothing but scream and run.

:story:

Got the video?

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Found some photos, but can’t post them here because I need a Facebook account in order to view them.
 
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BigTodd

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I wonder if this is the same black guy Tom complained was "thugging on him" when he sucker punched that other busker in the back of the head, then got chased down and beaten with a guitar before finally catching a charge for the assault.

Extra credit to the hobo on that one when he complained to the DA that the case against him was dismissed. Somehow, under HoboLaw, he felt that the charge against him could be parleyed into jail time for the kid he attacked.

ETA: https://m.imgur.com/dTOhcCE
 
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By popular demand! Go to 52:48 for instant lulz.


Fung Goo:

1. When approached and verbally assaulted, stand there and take it.
2. When the attacker has finished, slink backwards.
3. If there are bystanders, grimace severely to show your attacker your displeasure.
4. Grab at your junk in frustration.
5. Collect your things and whine while doing it.
6. Leave the area, holding back tears.
7. Hurry up and get online and talk mad shit about beating up someone who bullied you in public, but upload the video and forget this shit ever happened because you're a billion years old and constantly stoned out of your fucking mind 24/7/365.

:story:
 
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God damn. I've busked in my day for fun and some extra cash, but the unspoken rule (and sometimes law) is that you don't go into another busker's sound-space. You just, as I say to everyone... keep it street. I met a guy in a tunnel in O'Hare right after the first walkways and he was playing a killer version of Wish You Were Here solo on the acoustic. I tossed him a fiver, he joked that it would "let [him] sit down for an hour" and we just bullshitted. Tommy could learn something from having a vaguely aimable presence... on... the...

Nope, can't finish that sentence. The dude I chatted with didn't demand money nor was he belligerent. He was also doing it for fun.
 
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Tom is a fucking parasite. He's lucky he even got a warning and not just his ass kicked immediately.
I accidentally popped this into the Teej thread, but...

"Again, I'll toss this out... I will gladly take on powerlevel ratings to record a song against you. I'm thinking... 'Lock Stock and Teardrops'?"

Last time he was "challenged" he gave us an ear-shattering version of Baker Street, so maybe we can get some vocals out of him!
 

MeganDodgedABullet

Not a cruel German girl.
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Cmon Tommie ( shouldn't it be Tommi?) let's hear a vocal set:-
"I'm so beautiful" - by Divine
"Man, I feel like a woman" - by that do-able country gal?
"I am woman hear me roar"- by some smelly folky/hippy flake....

release it for charity!
 

MasterDisaster

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The funniest thing is the lack of actual playing. He's just blarting out random shit (pretending that noodling is legit skill) in range of a far more talented group in the desperate bid to get some residuals. Random tooting isn't a talent, Tom.
 

Rokko

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By popular demand! Go to 52:48 for instant lulz.


Fung Goo:

1. When approached and verbally assaulted, stand there and take it.
2. When the attacker has finished, slink backwards.
3. If there are bystanders, grimace severely to show your attacker your displeasure.
4. Grab at your junk in frustration.
5. Collect your things and whine while doing it.
6. Leave the area, holding back tears.
7. Hurry up and get online and talk mad shit about beating up someone who bullied you in public, but upload the video and forget this shit ever happened because you're a billion years old and constantly stoned out of your fucking mind 24/7/365.

:story:
Would´ve been funny if Tom had made a sad sound with his sax when the guy told him to fuck off.
 

BradyBunchFan

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By popular demand! Go to 52:48 for instant lulz.


Fung Goo:

1. When approached and verbally assaulted, stand there and take it.
2. When the attacker has finished, slink backwards.
3. If there are bystanders, grimace severely to show your attacker your displeasure.
4. Grab at your junk in frustration.
5. Collect your things and whine while doing it.
6. Leave the area, holding back tears.
7. Hurry up and get online and talk mad shit about beating up someone who bullied you in public, but upload the video and forget this shit ever happened because you're a billion years old and constantly stoned out of your fucking mind 24/7/365.

:story:

Posting this in the music thread!
 

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