[October 23, 2019] NEW REEEEEEMERGENCY - The begging season starts earlier every year...

[clownpiss]

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

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Right after his day off too, he knows he can't use the twitch hasn't paid me and I have bills tactic so it's time to elevate it


Also, he tweeted 3 hours before this (12 his time) about looking forward to playing WWE. Suddenly at 3 AM his world is upside down.

I bet his spending from his day off buying stupid shit for him and kat just cleared and like the addict he is spent way more than he should've. He's too good to live like a resourceful person with a budget so it's your job to refill him with spending money for the rest of the month.

 

[Kcidkcussdom]

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

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Right after his day off too, he knows he can't use the twitch hasn't paid me and I have bills tactic so it's time to elevate it

REEEmergency?

 

[Sparkletor]

Good thing Phil has been saving his money for a rainy day... Oh wait.

 

[Pargon]

REEEmergency?

Inasmuch as anything else is. "No specific details" is poorly-designed code for, "gib me munnies until I say I've gotten enough and if you ask why at all you're banned".

ETA: this will work, by the way. It always works. Whether he's already contacted his whales and they're ready with their PayPal info or he's just priming the pump, expect the pigs to come out of the woodwork today.

 

[Muppetmode]

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

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Right after his day off too, he knows he can't use the twitch hasn't paid me and I have bills tactic so it's time to elevate it


Also, he tweeted 3 hours before this (12 his time) about looking forward to playing WWE. Suddenly at 3 AM his world is upside down.

I bet his spending from his day off buying stupid shit for him and kat just cleared and like the addict he is spent way more than he should've. He's too good to live like a resourceful person with a budget so it's your job to refill him with spending money for the rest of the month.

Wonder if he’s hitting the gin or if he’s trying to stir up some drama for wwe? Probably both. Looks like we might need a new thread for this wwe

Inasmuch as anything else is. "No specific details" is poorly-designed code for, "gib me munnies until I say I've gotten enough and if you ask why at all you're banned".

ETA: this will work, by the way. It always works. Whether he's already contacted his whales and they're ready with their PayPal info or he's just priming the pump, expect the pigs to come out of the woodwork today.

isnt this an ongoing pattern with gin+drama tweeting a week after getting paid by twitch?

 

[Slimy Time]

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

twitter.com

Right after his day off too, he knows he can't use the twitch hasn't paid me and I have bills tactic so it's time to elevate it


Also, he tweeted 3 hours before this (12 his time) about looking forward to playing WWE. Suddenly at 3 AM his world is upside down.

I bet his spending from his day off buying stupid shit for him and kat just cleared and like the addict he is spent way more than he should've. He's too good to live like a resourceful person with a budget so it's your job to refill him with spending money for the rest of the month.

He can't sleep because he's been hitting the gin. He only gets away with doing this shit because of the numerous stupid motherfuckers who get off on donating money to him.

 

[rizlajizzla]

Does this make Phillip the Disease of Hate?

Don’t fret too much, Darksydephil’s 2019 Thanksgiving Taxtravaganza is about a month away.

Is this where Philip gets his exceptionalism from?

REEEmergency?

I can't wait to see what they eat. Is probably going to be some 1800mg salt salt salt, £25 delivered, microwave dinner bullshit. She might sprinkle some extra Lawry's Seasoning or some shit on it, so they can say its homemade.


So, Philislav, is it that you have always been 100% real and honest Phil, or is it that you used to portray a crass, rude, sexist character in the style of Howard Stern, but now you've grown up? Which is it? Can't be both.

 

[DarkSoulsPhil]

Ah fuck. I have to get up at like 5am to hear this REEEmergency.

I guess I've got to get up at 6 of Champions League but come on DSReee, i need this on the night stream for maximum coverage

 

[rizlajizzla]

Good thing Phil has been saving his money for a rainy day... Oh wait.

ACK ACK ACK ACK!!!

You know those fucking condescending 'helpful' tips that people who have never been poor offer to actual poor people about finance? Like, if you give up your morning Starbucks, you could save £x a year!! Whereas actual poor people can't fucking afford Starbucks to give up. Or, 'take the bus to work', but you live in Asscrack Eqypt? And you know those hideous 35% percent credit cards you see advertised and think, fuck, what fucking idiot would be stupid enough to fall for that? And how people might pay $19.99 a month for a year for a ring from an ad (worth about $40) and think, god, who are all these financial illiterates that these unethical companies prey on... Well, if you take all that combined financial stupidity, add to it the folly of the Dutch Tulip Craze, then let Kylie Jenner hold it a while- That is how good Phil is with money.

 

[samovski]

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

twitter.com

Right after his day off too, he knows he can't use the twitch hasn't paid me and I have bills tactic so it's time to elevate it


Also, he tweeted 3 hours before this (12 his time) about looking forward to playing WWE. Suddenly at 3 AM his world is upside down.

I bet his spending from his day off buying stupid shit for him and kat just cleared and like the addict he is spent way more than he should've. He's too good to live like a resourceful person with a budget so it's your job to refill him with spending money for the rest of the month.

Well I suppose we are getting in to the most magical time of the year. Halloween coming up, Thanksgiving, Christmas, and of course the now annual begathon. Can' wait for how he sets it up this year. Should be fun, will he go with taxes, will he go with illness, who knows. Can't wait to find out.

 

[Nigel of Ukip]

His paypigs should know that giving Phil money gets them doxed. He's been ignoring it like a champ. But I don't think they would like it if they find out what happened. If he wants drama I sure hope he gets it.

 

[DSPGouting]

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

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From his tweet's replies, you can't make this shit up - only on Dave's twitter would this be "Sensitive Content"

*CLICK*

*NAIL BITING INTENSIFIES*

Unrelated note - anyone looked into this account? https://twitter.com/OfficialDSPfans

The sheer exceptionalism shown here makes me approx 80% convinced it's a long term faggot ops or something.

 

[JustcallmeVi]

Could this be the next begathon?

Will contributions be mandatory?

 

[tzgnilki]

the timing lines up with khet being about 1-2 months away from giivng birth if she was pregnant before they married

 

[JamFlowMan]

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

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Rolled my eyes so hard after reading this i'm shocked they didn't pop out of my head. Couldn't even make it to Thanksgiving the Hardcore Grifting Season is starting early this year. Phil has a problem he can't share any information about except the remedy which is throwing all your cash into the Burnell Bottomless Pit. Wonder if the problem will be solved just fine regardless of how much money he gets just like every other time he does this...

 

[Raven'sChild]

Jesus he really went on a rant about slander and him talking to a lawyer on this PubG stream. Was this talked about the other day? I’d figure a whole page would be dedicated to mocking this rant

During this stream, D$P said something that stuck with me: YT puts vids back up IF the person doesn't give proof that they are going to take legal action. This being the reason he gave for no longer trying to get vids/channels taken down. Ooookay, IF this is the case, WHY did he delete all those videos that apparently ruined his channel? He knew they were 'false claims', right? He 100% had the legal right to use the 'art' posted on his forums without doing any research into if the person posting the art actually made it (*cough* like the BlueEyes fan art posted to the Main fan art thread without asking BluEyes permission to do so... that D$P immediately started using on stream) So why then did he not simply wait until the claims were dropped and the videos were released? We know the answer, but it would be neat to hear how he would spin this.

Phil on Twitter

“I can’t sleep again because of stress. Something has happened and if a near miracle doesn’t happen by month end, I’ll be in a lot of trouble. I’ll talk about this on stream tomorrow before WWE2K20, but I cannot give specific details to protect myself. Hope to see you then.”

twitter.com

Right after his day off too, he knows he can't use the twitch hasn't paid me and I have bills tactic so it's time to elevate it


Also, he tweeted 3 hours before this (12 his time) about looking forward to playing WWE. Suddenly at 3 AM his world is upside down.

I bet his spending from his day off buying stupid shit for him and kat just cleared and like the addict he is spent way more than he should've. He's too good to live like a resourceful person with a budget so it's your job to refill him with spending money for the rest of the month.

Two ' Top Contributor naming rights' streams in a row failed to net even half of the $100 /stream Tip goal. The $40 and $46 dollars in tips for the day not even meeting the goal for a single stream has him sweating after their Day out and about...and a couple tumblers of Gin?

 

[SPhobos]

Ah shit it's that time of year again, Phil is gonna' Beg Hard (good movie title) through the holidays and if we're lucky even into the new year. We're truly blessed.

 

[d8d0]

His ct mortgage got sold to another bank last month and only showed up a week or two back:

IQS - Search Online Records

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

My speculation:

First, we do know that Phil had a couple of guests a week ago. And it was something that Phil wasn't looking forward to. I bet the visitors and what Phil is tweeting are related to each other. And I'm willing to bet that this is all legal in nature.

So I have two guesses as to what the story is here.

First is that Kat and Phil are getting a divorce and that the visitors were a pair of divorce lawyers.

Second is that it has something to do with his taxes, and that the visitors were probably from the IRS. Phil's tax problems are catching up with him.

He doesn't want to reveal it due to his ego, but he knows he has to say something so he can get money.

 

[samovski]

My speculation:

First, we do know that Phil had a couple of guests a week ago. And it was something that Phil wasn't looking forward to. I bet the visitors and what Phil is tweeting are related to each other. And I'm willing to bet that this is all legal in nature.

So I have two guesses as to what the story is here.

First is that Kat and Phil are getting a divorce and that the visitors were a pair of divorce lawyers.

Second is that it has something to do with his taxes, and that the visitors were probably from the IRS. Phil's tax problems are catching up with him.

He doesn't want to reveal it due to his ego, but he knows he has to say something so he can get money.

If it's divorce is that proof enough that Dave and Khet married for convenience rather than love? I mean, I've seen a few clips of him lately and he seems his usual cunt self, but not a man on the verge of divorcing his one true soul maid. I don't think it's divorce thought tbh.

My money is on it being his tax situation. Whether a real thing or not, it'll be about his taxes.

That or he's planning to go extra fucking scummy and pull a dead/dying relative again. That might explain the "can't give details for security" thing. I would not put it past this absolute degenerate to have had a legitimate family death, whether close or not, and try and milk the situation for everything he possibly can.

Even worse would be if he's going to milk a death in Khets family. That would be truly spicy.