October 2nd Phil Spotting -

[Null]

Portland, Oregon.

Lady's face filtered by submitter request.
Phil was getting on 19 to Gateway Transit Center, which is the sketchier part of Portland.
His t-shirt says "Take off your Uniform and join the Human Race".

 

[CatParty]

what a brave transwomyn!

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Of course he's still trying to shill for Trans Lifeline.

 

[PT 404]

Isn't this a violation of his fake house arrest?

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

Quick! someone beat him up in public and scream "TRANS ON A CAN"

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Ooh, Xochi is not gonna like this!

 

[Big Nasty]

His t-shirt says "Take off your Uniform and join the Human Race".

How ironic.

 

[Kugelsak Kastengrus 6th]

I could swear that's a fat smelly gringo.

 

[RI 360]

His wardrobe looks like he's wearing a cheap Halloween costume year round.

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

He's so grimy I can smell him through the computer screen.

Truly a paragon of femininity, too.

 

[Yellow Yam Scam]

His wardrobe looks like he's wearing a cheap Halloween costume year round.

I mean, he kind of is. It's just a weird "street punk" roleplay/dressup.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

His wardrobe looks like he's wearing a cheap Halloween costume year round.

Phil's mentality is like that of a male peacock.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Quick! someone beat him up in public and scream "TRANS ON A CAN"

The most fitting can he should be on is the garbage can.

 

[JSGOTI]

Isn't this a violation of his fake house arrest?

Ooh, Xochi is not gonna like this!

If you look closely, he's still wearing that 'ankle monitor' on his right leg.
And I don't think it was ever so much 'house arrest', as it was 'Xochi can track my movements and punish me if I go somewhere she doesn't approve of'
Which is still fucking creepy, since it's a plastic shell with a blinking LED thats already dead.

 

[Twrx]

Phil would lose his mind if this was leaked. He believes anyone taking pictures of him should have his consent. Not that consent matters when he takes a picture though.

 

[Smutley]

How can his legs be so skinny and his body be so fat?

He looks like someone stood up a ham on toothpicks and covered it in bad sharpie tattoos.

 

[Flame the Sunbird]

Phil would lose his mind if this was leaked. He believes anyone taking pictures of him should have his consent. Not that consent matters when he takes a picture though.

Not only does he believe it, it's one of his first tattoos!



And that "Who's! That! Pokémon!" image on the front page is fucking genius.

 

[Optimus Prime]

How can his legs be so skinny and his body be so fat?

He looks like someone stood up a ham on toothpicks and covered it in bad sharpie tattoos.

Probably because of tight leather pants.

It's sorta like the old Chinese tradition of foot binding babies to keep the feet of women small because it gave the emperor a boner or something (they of course don't do this anymore) - Phil's legs are thin while the body is fat because he's effectively "binding" them that way.

 

[The Great Chandler]

How can his legs be so skinny and his body be so fat?

He looks like someone stood up a ham on toothpicks and covered it in bad sharpie tattoos.

Must be potato anatomy.

 

[TiggerNits]

I "like" Phile because he is literally impossible to A-Log