Official Amber's Health Speculation Thread - physical, mental, emotional - if you have a theory, post it here

Guardsman42

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She claimed to have depression, and bipolar.

You don't get both as an illness. She made that shit up.

Further more tons of videos are filmed on the same damn day, with in at most, a few hours of each other. I know first hand, what cycling within hours is like, and she ain't it.

Even her quack doc would have immediately sent her to a specialist because it's flat out dangerous to be untreated, or at least proper health care officials unaware of it. There is very little medication can do to treat you at that point though.

Hamber wants to be that manicpixiegirl guys want to fuck. She isn't bipolar, and she doesn't suffer depression in the mental illness sense. Nor can you have fucking both. <Bipolar by definition, includes crippling destructive depression, that would be the down cycle.>

She just wishes she was a quirky manic pixie girl who had bouts of genuine creative brilliance thanks to a cripplingly and destructive mental disease. She doesn't, she can fuck off with that shit. People like her are why so many people don't take it seriously until some one who gave all the signs and wanted help put a bullet in their brain pan in a manic episode.

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10/10 Will Take MOTI ratings, but this all true.
 

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Yeah Amber's mental illness stuff is bullshit. If she actually went to a psych she'd be diagnosed with personality disorders, and not the ones people think are tragic and interesting. I predict npd and exhibitionism or histrionic personality disorder, plus maybe some form of overconsumption disorder or something of that nature. Amber is a typical wannabe bipolar uwu Tumblr shitbag with 0 idea what mental illnesses actually entail.
 

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I find it really hard to believe that due to her MONSTROUS fatness that at least part of this is not somewhat true already...surely?

Close to a year ago AL snapchatted (possibly accidentally) a bag of Poise pads. There's absolutely no way on earth her arms can reach around the continental shelf of lard that is her massive ass to wipe herself, she can barely waddle, can't stand, cant talk or breathe or sleep...

I dont even like imagining the hypotheticals because they are so truly disgusting, but the big fat 610+ pound moonfaced reality is eyefucking the viewfinder right in front of us every day. SOMEONE has to be helping her clean her filth and her messes by now - because the alternative is that the mess/shit/filth is happening and is just being left to fester without being cleaned at all.

But hey. These are the lazy, complacent slobs who let their trash pile up and rot until they got actual maggots. So I guess anything is possible.
People her size are able to wipe, with some creativity and tools. It’s hard to imagine if you’ve never known a death fat personally. or been one, I guess.
 

cistendered

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Does anyone else get the impression that before each of her videos she decides if she is going to be manic or depressed, she seems to switch every few videos.

Since the visit too the psychiatrist where she was 'confirmed' bipolar the symptoms seem to have grown considerably. I just re watched the "I finally have answers | Diagnosed" video and it does not sit well with me. She says she has been diagnosed with anxiety/panic disorder based on HER description of a panic attack, and as we all well know her version of the truth is often warped.

The bipolar diagnoses is the one that interests me here, because she says she has been put on a mood stabilizer, so surely her symptoms of mania should be reducing, not increasing as they have been doing. For example in the most recent vacation video (timestamped) she seems to be forcing this narrative of mania. It seems like she has literally just googled "Symptoms of mania" and has attempted to do every single one of them in the space of 4 minutes
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Anyone else feel like she is faking this, or at least hamming it up for the camera ?
Hammy's self reported mental health diagnoses are bullshit, but to be fair the medication she's on requires an 8 week titration to achieve a therapeutic dose. If she actually sticks to the medication schedule, which is super unlikely, it'll be obvious if she's bipolar or not because mood stabilizers turn normal people into zombies.
 

Billie Ross

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Oh she has a tool. A big one. We call her Necky. Asswiper, delivery drone, sock helper, shoe tying robot, all in one.
Hamber already said several times that Becky does not help her in any of her hygiene needs, is not sexy and she need to keep the spark in the relationship alive (her words).
If she did I would guess it was when she was in middle school.
In krystal era she had trainers (when they used to go to the gym) and kept their laces already tie in a special way so she can fit them (slide the feet ) in without need to tie the laces again or the laces become undone, she said was hard to do it but never admit not being able to do it (typical Denialynn)
After that, the trainers were never mentioned again, I don't remember.
 
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Sally

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I'm sure this has been discussed before but now might be the time too review Munchhausen again, she defiantly doctor shops and she is clearly narcissistic.

Although if this is the case, I find it peculiar she would not admit to more of the obvious physical problems, and encourage the diabetes if she does not already have it. Then again anyone can see she is a fat bastard and assume she has fat bastard problems, maybe she is trying to get credibility elsewhere.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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People her size are able to wipe, with some creativity and tools. It’s hard to imagine if you’ve never known a death fat personally. or been one, I guess.
Not to PL friend but, uh, nope. Surely can't say that I have, lol.

However something I feel like we all DO know with at least some degree of certainty is that Big Hammy sorely lacks creativity, both in the vlogging department AND in the sad drek that is the mileu of her deathfat lifestyle. If she isn't somehow either convincing or manipulating Necky to go deep-diving into the cheesefolds with those dainty makeup wipes, then she isn't getting anything close to "cleaned" at all.
 
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Not to PL friend but, uh, nope. Surely can't say that I have, lol.

However something I feel like we all DO know with at least some degree of certainty is that Big Hammy sorely lacks creativity, both in the vlogging department AND in the sad drek that is the mileu of her deathfat lifestyle. If she isn't somehow either convincing or manipulating Necky to go deep-diving into the cheesefolds with those dainty makeup wipes, then she isn't getting anything close to "cleaned" at all.
You know, you are right. I can’t see her thinking that hard about something she can’t eat. I can, however, see her manipulating Becky into cleaning her. “Bay-bee... you don’t want me to get another uti do you? ☹ If you really loved me you’d help me in the bathroom ☹“. She may say Becky doesn’t help her but she lies all the time.
 

Strawberry Pocky

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You know, you are right. I can’t see her thinking that hard about something she can’t eat. I can, however, see her manipulating Becky into cleaning her. “Bay-bee... you don’t want me to get another uti do you? ☹ If you really loved me you’d help me in the bathroom ☹“. She may say Becky doesn’t help her but she lies all the time.
Oh totally. If she says "Becky doesn't wipe my ass" then she really means "Becky is elbow deep in my continental shelf of lard three times a day, boo boo"
 

Francis Dollarhyde

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Oh totally. If she says "Becky doesn't wipe my ass" then she really means "Becky is elbow deep in my continental shelf of lard three times a day, boo boo"
Had to rate optimistic. Just elbow deep?

Maybe Necky was the one that gave her the uti to begin with. Wipe front to back not back to front. Or maybe Big AL did do it herself as best she could at times and got the uti. Now Becky has to stand at the back and is not allowed to stand at the front to guarantee proper wiping direction.

We will get the deets when Big AL is out of the picture, be it death, be it a long coma, be it an unceremonious dumping.
 

Turd Fergusson

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On today's (August 7) video, she mentioned that Becky has health insurance (likely Medicaid since she has no income), but not herself. The open enrollment for 2020 under ACA is November 1 to December 15. Since her income is over the maximum income for subsidies ( $50k) for one person, she would have to pay the full amount. How much would she pays for even the bronze level?
 

cistendered

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On today's (August 7) video, she mentioned that Becky has health insurance (likely Medicaid since she has no income), but not herself. The open enrollment for 2020 under ACA is November 1 to December 15. Since her income is over the maximum income for subsidies ( $50k) for one person, she would have to pay the full amount. How much would she pays for even the bronze level?
At least $200/mo depending on her zip code.
 

Guardsman42

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I'm sure this has been discussed before but now might be the time too review Munchhausen again, she defiantly doctor shops and she is clearly narcissistic.

Although if this is the case, I find it peculiar she would not admit to more of the obvious physical problems, and encourage the diabetes if she does not already have it. Then again anyone can see she is a fat bastard and assume she has fat bastard problems, maybe she is trying to get credibility elsewhere.
Naw I think we can actually rule that out entirely. There's never been any credible evidence of any actual doctor visits beyond ER trips. Hell her 'Like hi guize, my pharmacy gave me TWO times the doses they should have of mah meds!' video was utter bullshit too. Not only was her refill due up far to early, pharmacies double check that shit constantly. You know because the pills can make people kill them selves.

She also didn't show the bottles and more importantly; after discussions with other members, we more or less determined she had snagged two bottles and put gel style capsules in them. The rattle between kinds of pills is that distinctive.

Then we get into she's fleeing any form of responsibility for medical bills; Munchies not only try to get doctors on their side, they love to show off all their medical shit. Hamber tries to ignore it entirely. She only claimed bipolar and depression because she thought it would fit her narrative and get asspats. It largely fucking backfired. You don't have both, and she's rather quiet about it since.

Until there is evidence she's actively doctor shopping, I don't think she is. She's a narc, she makes up narratives and inserts made up doctors. IE; claiming a weight loss surgeon told her a diet. There was a specialist on staff at the supposed clinic for this as opposed to the guy she saw etc. A munchie would have ran with some complicated thing with the dietician and needing to see the surgeon him self and disagreements etc.

To Summarize; Hamber is to much of a perfect dainty healthy princess in her mind to be a munchie. That's her mindset. As we saw recently her fingers are so fucking black they look like necrotic tissue but she thinks she's -healthy-...

Course, Hamber reads here, so we probs are giving her ideas.
 
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