Money OFFICIAL Chris Speculation Thread - PS4 Edition -

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Okay, so one of you bastards dropped your tugboat on Chris' vidya. Chris says it is Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington. We haven't seen the packaging that it came in so we cannot confirm whether it came direct from a user or if it was through a third-party service (i.e. Amazon, eBay, fingerhut, Walmart.com, GameStop, etc.). It is also possible if someone sent it from Washington that someone mailed it out to a family member and had them send it from there to throw people off the trail.

There is no like active list of users by location and Null would never turn this over to us because "security reasons" (I asked @KatsuKitty and was told it is simply not possible). There is a lot of anger and frustration over this happening, so it is important it is addressed by us users because administration has clearly forsaken us on this issue, security be damned. This is important.

OUTRAGE

Even while the admin team cannot use their powers to narrow down who did this, they are still engaged in assistance with finding out who did it.
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People are confused as to why Chris is being given this hand when they are struggling themselves.
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They also wonder how he could be so selfish
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They are also stupid enough to get doxed... HARD.

So who is Kagney Lynn Moore?

Some have speculated that this is Chris himself. Others have said that it was themselves.

I do not know what to believe, however we have a potential name and location. There is no Kagney Moore in Washington, so unless this person is a transplant, they are either using a fake name or have deceived Chris on the location.

So who is it?
 
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Get over it and just enjoy the new HD content we are about to receive. The people "outraged" about this are acting more autistic than Chris at this point.
This has gotten to a tipping point tbh. Someone spent $400 on this. That money could have been used to give Chris things he needs for hygiene like soaps and razors and the like. It could have been used for healthy foods. It could have been given to the many homeless people in Seattle. There is a huge heroin problem in Seattle, and you have to admit it is pretty selfish to give chris money just so you can see a livestream when there are people who could use the help, so there goes your argument out the window.
 

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This has gotten to a tipping point tbh. Someone spent $400 on this. That money could have been used to give Chris things he needs for hygiene like soaps and razors and the like. It could have been used for healthy foods. It could have been given to the many homeless people in Seattle. There is a huge heroin problem in Seattle, and you have to admit it is pretty selfish to give chris money just so you can see a livestream when there are people who could use the help, so there goes your argument out the window.

Wasn't my money, not my problem. Yeah, it's really stupid that someone got him the PS4. No, he doesn't deserve it. Yeah, at this point the weening is so bad that he could literally ask for anything and some idiot would deliver. But oh, well. That's life.

I didn't spend $400, but now I get to see Chris live stream...and so far, that has been hilarious.

Besides, you're being pretty goddamned optimistic if you think buying Chris healthy foods or soaps and hygiene stuff would have improved anything about his actual eating habits or hygiene. He would have to eat/use it for it to work, and we know that ain't happening.

The vibe I'm getting from most of the salty people is not that they are angry 400 measly dollars didn't go to feed the homeless of Seattle, what they seem angry about is that they have to live in the real world with the rest of us and work for their luxuries and probably don't have a PS4 themselves.

Suck it up, Buttercups.
 
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Wasn't my money, not my problem. Yeah, it's really stupid that someone got him the PS4. No, he doesn't deserve it. Yeah, at this point the weening is so bad that he could literally ask for anything and some idiot would deliver. But oh, well. That's life.

That's why it is time for people to be brought out and shamed for their crimes. I could see Kengle doing this for attention, but this person posing as Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington is wasting resources that could be used to help those in need, rather than creating greater dependence on help for some fat ass who needs to cut his hair.

I didn't spend $400, but now I get to see Chris live stream...and so far, that has been hilarious.

That's the most selfish thing Ihave heard all damn day.

Besides, you're being pretty goddamned optimistic if you think buying Chris healthy foods or soaps and hygiene stuff would have improved anything about his actual eating habits or hygiene. He would have to eat/use it for it to work, and we know that ain't happening.

Not if you mail it to him, Chief.

The vibe I'm getting from most of the salty people is not that they are angry 400 measly dollars didn't go to feed the homeless of Seattle, what they seem angry about is that they have to live in the real world with the rest of us and work for their luxuries and probably don't have a PS4 themselves.

Suck it up, Buttercups.
Chris should have to too, Buttercup.

The point is this has gone too far and I am concerned with how this will affect his health if we keep teaching him to be dependent on us. Anyone here familiar with Learning Theory? Chris is essentially being taught to be fat and lazy. Bob did it by getting him on the tugboat, but it didn't stop there. People have been ending him things in the mail for years. He completely expected this, and lo and behold, it happened. This is a trend that will only continue and one day when everyone has lost interest in Chris, what will happen when he needs diabetes medicine or heart pills?
 
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I brought it up in the other thread, but my speculation is it's Chris made it up, or a ween did it with a fake name.
The name of the person is a porn star's name; a porn star that shows up on two of the dvd's Chris was trying to sell in his porn stash.

The lady in particular doesn't have the same last name as the one Chris mentioned, but one of her main co-star's last name matches up.

So either Chris made up this person because he bought it himself, a ween bought it and used a porn actress's name in hopes that Chris would eventually google her and then be like "oh my god a lesbian porn actress is contacting me", or it's just a super unfortunately named ween who just did it because they thought it was lolzy and trolly.
 

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I'm maintaining that Chris bought it himself because I cannot fathom the possibility of someone spending that kind of money on him other than himself.

If more evidence shows up that says otherwise, I'll accept it.

If someone did and they're on Kiwi Farms, then all I can ask is... why? Nothing funny has ever come from buying Chris things he wants. If you were trying to get on his PSN list or something then you spent $400 too much. You could've just said you were a girl or something. You forgot that Chris is still Chris and he's a gullible moron for any possibility of china.
 
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I brought it up in the other thread, but my speculation is it's Chris made it up, or a ween did it with a fake name.
The name of the person is a porn star's name; a porn star that shows up on two of the dvd's Chris was trying to sell in his porn stash.

The lady in particular doesn't have the same last name as the one Chris mentioned, but one of her main co-star's last name matches up.

So either Chris made up this person because he bought it himself, a ween bought it and used a porn actress's name in hopes that Chris would eventually google her and then be like "oh my god a lesbian porn actress is contacting me", or it's just a super unfortunately named ween who just did it because they thought it was lolzy and trolly.
Are you gonna help with the doxing or just complain about people in another thread?
 

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The point is this has gone too far and I am concerned with how this will affect his health if we keep teaching him to be dependent on us. Anyone here familiar with Learning Theory? Chris is essentially being taught to be fat and lazy. Bob did it by getting him on the tugboat, but it didn't stop there. People have been ending him things in the mail for years. He completely expected this, and lo and behold, it happened. This is a trend that will only continue and one day when everyone has lost interest in Chris, what will happen when he needs diabetes medicine or heart pills?
lol so what you're saying that by buying chris the ps4, we are actually making Chris's life worse? THAT IS THE MOST BRILLIANT TROLLING PLAN EVER. We poison him through the money. You think Chris is gonna reach his 10k steps a day now that he has a ps4? No, he won't he will get fat and lazy and slowly die. It's brilliant when you think of this.

EDIT: guys stop showering me with winner ratings.
 

Goofy Logic

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This has gotten to a tipping point tbh. Someone spent $400 on this. That money could have been used to give Chris things he needs ...

I feel you are forgetting about the 1000 dollars some smuck gave Chris for 'Sonichu comics', which he promptly blew on Lego and Amiibos. In comparison, I think the smuck who bought CWC the PS4 is going to get a little more value out of his investment.

People have a choice on what they can spend their money on. They want to waste their money propping up a retard, have at it.
 
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I feel you are forgetting about the 1000 dollars some smuck gave Chris for 'Sonichu comics', which he promptly blew on Lego and Amiibos. In comparison, I think the smuck who bought CWC the PS4 is going to get a little more value out of his investment.

People have a choice on what they can spend their money on. They want to waste their money propping up a exceptional individual, have at it.
So being able to watch a retard bounce around on youtube is worth $400? At least DStecks is encouraging chris to work for money it wasn't a fucking gift.
 

Goofy Logic

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So being able to watch a exceptional individual bounce around on youtube is worth $400? At least DStecks is encouraging chris to work for money it wasn't a fucking gift.
If he uses it to live stream, then yes. This community lives on documenting his actions, and recall that CWC used the PSEye to talk to the Internet in the old days.

With DStecks, you don't flip a thousand bucks to someone with a bad work attitude and expect them to deliver. If anything, that sets them up for failure.
 

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Honestly, I'm thinking it's SLS because he's insanely rich, donated $800 to Null for Infinaty Next, and to him then spending $500 on a PS4 would be to akin to any of us spending $2 or $3.

I mean, he's probably the only member who's in the top 0.1%, in terms of socioeconomic status, and he's a supporter.
 

MediExcalibur2012

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Okay, so one of you bastards dropped your tugboat on Chris' vidya. Chris says it is Kagney Lynn Moore from Seattle, Washington. We haven't seen the packaging that it came in so we cannot confirm whether it came direct from a user or if it was through a third-party service (i.e. Amazon, eBay, fingerhut, Walmart.com, GameStop, etc.). It is also possible if someone sent it from Washington that someone mailed it out to a family member and had them send it from there to throw people off the trail.

There is no like active list of users by location and Null would never turn this over to us because "security reasons" (I asked @KatsuKitty and was told it is simply not possible). There is a lot of anger and frustration over this happening, so it is important it is addressed by us users because administration has clearly forsaken us on this issue, security be damned. This is important.

OUTRAGE

Even while the admin team cannot use their powers to narrow down who did this, they are still engaged in assistance with finding out who did it.
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People are confused as to why Chris is being given this hand when they are struggling themselves.
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They also wonder how he could be so selfish
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They are also stupid enough to get doxed... HARD.

So who is Kagney Lynn Moore?

Some have speculated that this is Chris himself. Others have said that it was themselves.

I do not know what to believe, however we have a potential name and location. There is no Kagney Moore in Washington, so unless this person is a transplant, they are either using a fake name or have deceived Chris on the location.

So who is it?

I don't think this is an actual person; this is just what Chris did for himself and claimed it was someone to make his life have some significance
 
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